Elizabeth stormed into Jack's room muttering, "Move my mouth funny, eh? I'll let HIM move his own mouth funny when he sees this. Bloody pirate.".

Jack followed a storming Will across the deck. "Oy, Willy. I didn't mean it. I mean, your bonnie lass is very nice. She's just.not my type. And I think you could do better too." As soon as Will heard Jack's last words, he spun around and said, "You know any other women? NON-pirate women?" Jack grinned and nodded. Will's eyes bulged and he exclaimed, "BRING ME TO THEMMMMMMM!" Jack gave a sly half smile and nodded in agreement. Will skipped after Jack as he led him to the galley.

Elizabeth looked over her work. She should be payed to do this kind of thing. She nanced out of the room, holding back fits of giggles.

Jack swung open the doors of the galley and gave Will a smile over his shoulder. Will screamed, "FANGIRLS DAMMIT! YOU BROUGHT A LOAD OF FANGIRLS!" Jack looked confused and said reassuringly, "They're great for a lil game, mate. Honest. They're really easy to convince if ya know what I mean." Jack looked over the crowd and picked out a girl. Walking over to her, he took her arm. The girl screamed in a blood curling screech and her eyes rolled up in her head.

The other fangirls looked very disappointed until one of them said, "OMG! It's WILL!!!!!!" All the girls erupted in shrieks and hysteria as they moved in on Will. "NO! NOOOOOOO," Will exclaimed as he turned and ran away as fast as he could.

Jack shrugged as he watched his friend dash off across the deck, a swarm of blood-thirsty fangirls chasing after him. Then he gave a smile to "the chosen one" and pulled her towards his room.