Evolution does Scooby doo
Randy: I hope we don't get caught in a crazy mystery right h?
HHH: Reah!
Flair: oh you woo know you like solving woo mysteries
Randy: Speak for yourself Flair
Batista: oh shutup you 2
The evolution machine suddenly breaks down
Batista: Oh no!
Ric: let's head to that conveniently placed woo abandoned ring
Randy and HHH: Oh No!
They see the owner of the ring sitting down angry, his name is Vince
mcmahon
Randy: Hey, I know you, you are vince mcmahon!
Vince: No shit, and now I'm ruined because of a stupid ghost
HHH jumps into randy's arms
Both: Ghost?!
Vince: Yes, ghosts
Batista: we'll help you with your ghost problem
HHH: Re rill?
Vince: Good, but if you mess up you are fired!!!!!!
Ric: you woo like to hear yourself talk
Vince: The ghost's name is Mr. America
Later.
Flair: hey woo look, it's hulk Hogan
HHH: Rhat are roo doing rout here rister rogan?
Hogan: I was just fired by mr. Mcmahon brother
Randy Orton: whatever, we don't need him for this mystery, he's just an old
fart
Hogan: I heard that brother
Orton: I know!
Later
Randy: zoinks, it's mr. America
America: look brothers, get out of my ring!
Ric: Oh no, its woo time for some crazy music
He struts as the music begins, after wards they all start running
America goes to the seats and sees 4 people dressed as security(secretly
evolution obviously)
Batista: sir, have you bought tickets?
America: no brother
He is kicked out of the arena
America: stupid security. hey wait a second brother
He chases them again
HHH: roh no
Flair: Woo
Batista: Flair said woo, he must have a plan
Orton: or gas
Flair: I have a plan you idiots!
Orton: oh!
Later:
Orton: hey america, do you want to be the new champion?
Mr. America: yeah brother
Orton: Then you must fight champion triple h
HHH: Reah!
They begin to fight, Mr. america pounds on hhh for a few minutes until all
of evolution jumps him and beats the crap out of him like they do in real
matches.
Orton: Nice plan Flair!
Batista: Now lets find out who this is
Vince: Yeah, once and for all so I can hire him and then Fire him!
All: Hulk Hogan!
Vince: But why?
Hogan: you fired me jackass!
Vince: Oh yeah
Orton: well his plan has been foiled thanks to my best friend
HHH: triple, triple H
Hogan: Oh brother.
Vince: shutup Hogan!