Notes: I'm probably going to update this more then ghost life because more
then 1 person likes this. Also, the reason hhh is scooby doo is because
their both main characters in their groups, also, I picked flair to be
velma because he's the only one of them with a catch phrase, I was gonna
make him shaggy at first, but I thought Orton made a better shaggy, and
now, to our feature presentation, read or I'll send the horrible ghost of
mr. America to say brother repeatedly!
Evolution does scooby doo 2
Randy: so, remind me again why we are going back to the wwe?
Batista: Mcmahon hired us to catch ghosts you moron!
HHH: Rhosts?!
Flair: no, ghosts, woo
HHH: rere re rare
Mcmahon: why do you speak like that? Are you mentally ill? Anyway, there is
some ghost named mr. Cool, he has been smuggling illegal drugs to the
arena, and if he continues, the police will shut us down!
Flair: you can woo count on us.
Mcmahon: are you mentally challenged too?
Orton: no, he's just a freak
Later.
Orton: Hey look it's a stoner!
Rvd: don't call me a stoner, that's not cool but then again everythings
cool when you're Rob Van Dam
HHH: reah, rutever, are you gonna finish that crack?
Rvd: get your own!
Later.
Orton: zoinks gang, it's another stoner
Mr. Cool: dude, so not cool, but then again, everything's cool when you're
mr. Cool
Batista: oh no, it's the ghost gang!
Flair: woo, what song should we play?
Later.
Batista: so it's settled, we play jimi Hendrix
Orton: can we run yet?
Flair: I gotta strut first, woo
After flair struts jimi Hendrix plays and the gang get's caught in another
gay chase scene
Cool is chasing the gang when he sees a guy smoking, it's hhh
HHH to self: must resist, using the letter r at the beginning of every
sentence
Cool: dude, where did you get that shit?
HHH: rover rare
he points to the exit
Cool is so high he doesn't notice that The stoner used the letter r at the
beginning of his sentences, he runs to the exit. Orton then locks the doors
with some locks that came from out of nowhere
Batista: we're safe, but we need a plan to catch him
Flair: woo
Orton: I'll get the prune juice
Flair: you're a moron, I have a plan asshole!
Orton: zoinks!
Later.
Mr. Cool sees a sign that says free pot, he goes in, and walks right into a
cage
HHH: rat ras the easiest rapture in rare ristory
Orton: let's see who this is gang
Rvd: yeah
All but rvd: huh??
Batista: if it isn't you then who is it?
All: Hurricane?
Batista: what the hell is going on?
Hurricane: I would of gotten away with it too if it weren't for you
mentally challenged morons!
End
Note: bet you didn't expect that did you?

Hurricane