Disclaimer: I own Harry Potter! I am J.K.Rowling! I write silly fanfics instead of working on book 6, which will be called "Harry Potter and the Title that Gives Too Much Away"! I am using my books to brainwash poor little children and then to take over the world! Muahahahaha!!!

P.S. if you believed that, you are officially on my too-dumb-to-deserve-to- live-list and I will have to eliminate you. Sorry!

Now before you read this chapter, read the chapter title out loud and make a drum roll with your fingers on your table. And, YES, you HAVE to or otherwise I will put you on my not-too-dumb-to-deserve-to-live-but-I-don't- like-you-so-I'll-eliminate-you-anyway-list.

Chapter 4: And It Is...

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"Luna Lovegood?!" Ginny exclaimed. Luna grinned and said in a calm voice: "Hello." "No!" Ginny cried "How could you choose her over me?" "You?" Seamus asked puzzled.

Ron, who had come into the hall when he heard Ginny yelling, put his hand on his sister's shoulder and tried to calm her down: "Just relax, Ginny. If he's stupid enough to date Luna, he's not good enough for you anyway." Ginny looked at him angrily. Seamus was still puzzled. Luna was staring at a very interesting ceiling.

Harry and Hermione now joined the others too but didn't quite know what to say. Finally Hermione said: "Well, we'd better go back to my house or my parents will start to worry." Ginny collapsed to the floor and moaned: "I can't go back! My feet hurt!" "Will you stop it? This is starting to get embarrassing" Ron whispered.

Seamus scratched the back of his head and muttered: "I don't know what you're going to do but Luna and I should better leave or we'll be late." "Don't forget your umbrella, it's raining" Luna added. "Right!" Seamus said. He grabbed an umbrella that was leaning against a wall and opened it over his head. To everyone's surprise it rained broken china over him. "Uh, oops" Harry muttered.

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When Harry and his friends had finally managed to drag Ginny away from Seamus, they rode their bikes back to Hermione's home. Ginny was still sobbing.

It didn't take long until they arrived in front of Hermione's house. Ginny stopped and got off her bike but the minute she turned around, she bumped into someone and fell to the ground. "Ouch! Can't you watch where you're going!" she shouted angrily. "Sorry" the person she had bumped into, said. It was a boy who was about 16 or 17. He had dark hair and brown eyes.

"Are you all right?" he asked "Did I hurt you?" Ginny stared at him for a moment before she answered: "Yes, my foot! It hurts so much! I can't move! Can you carry me, please?"

Harry, Ron and Hermione sighed deeply as they followed the dark-haired boy who was carrying a smiling Ginny into Hermione's home.

THE END

Author's note: I want to thank everyone who reviewed; Cinnamon Angel, The Nut, Aranami, Sarah Black and Nessie8. And Goferdude, thanks for the flame, I enjoyed it very much even though I have no idea what you're trying to say.

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