Author: Hey guys, I've decided to have karaoke before every chapter,
tonight, Perry Saturn sings Clams have feelings too
Saturn: dogs eat aliens to please the elephants, you're welcome
Author: umm
Saturn: Birds are dumb cause small birdbrains
But so are kids and old people
Some birds talk most other sing
I don't see you eating a talking bird
Pigs smell bad they roll in poo
But so do kids and elderly
I don't see you chop off an old man's feet
Put them in a mason jar and pickle them
No chowder for you, cause clams have feelings too
Actually they don't have central nervousness
No Manhattan style, clams have the right to smile
Come to think about it they don't have a face
They have no face, no place for ears
There's no clam eyes to cry clam tears
No spinal cord, they must get bored
Might as well just put them out of misery
I don't believe it's selfish to eat defenseless shellfish
No chowder for you clams have feelings too
It could happen to you, clams have feelings too
I don't think they do, clams have feelings too, you're welcome
Author shoots Saturn with his shotgun
Author: I love doing that, now, on with the show
Austin: what
Author shoots Austin with shotgun
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hhh: rhat ris rit ris rime rcmahon
mcmahon: I told you to stay away from me retard! Anyway, we have two
ghosts, they're called los conquistadors, but you aren't the only ones on
the case, we got 2 new guys called the hardy boyz to track these 2 down,
and which ever of you 2 solves it first isn't fired!
Batista: oh shit, we got to beat them too it
Then, the hardy boyz walk in
Matt: there's no chance of you beating us to it
Jeff: yeah, you're not extreme
Matt: will you stop saying extreme Jeff, please!
Jeff: sorry dude, it's just hard not to say that, extremely hard
Matt: AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Flair: woo, they've got problems
Later
Orton: who are you?
Edge: we're edge and Christian you reekazoids
Batista: what the hell is a reekazoid?
Christian: umm
They give him the conchairto
Edge: any other questions?
They all shake their heads
Later
Flair: woo, it's the conquistadors
Jeff: let's run extremely fast!
Orton and Matt: SHUTUP!!!
They run, and run, while Davey Jones plays, but by the time it's over, matt
and jeff are nowhere to be found
Flair: where the woo are they?
Matt: right here
The hardys show up with Edge and Christian in chains
Jeff: we caught them, it was so extreme!
Matt: uh, yeah
Flair: oh crap!
Mcmahon: evolution. You're.
Flair: woo
Orton: you better have a plan old man!
Flair: I don't need one, did anyone else fail to see the fact that the
hardy boyz are wearing the conquistadors clothing
Matt: oh damn, I knew we forgot something!
Mcmahon: you 2 are fired!
Stonecold appears
Stonecold: um, if they're the WHAT conquistadors, WHAT why were they WHAT
being chased by the conquistadors before?
Stone cold is struck by lightning
tonight, Perry Saturn sings Clams have feelings too
Saturn: dogs eat aliens to please the elephants, you're welcome
Author: umm
Saturn: Birds are dumb cause small birdbrains
But so are kids and old people
Some birds talk most other sing
I don't see you eating a talking bird
Pigs smell bad they roll in poo
But so do kids and elderly
I don't see you chop off an old man's feet
Put them in a mason jar and pickle them
No chowder for you, cause clams have feelings too
Actually they don't have central nervousness
No Manhattan style, clams have the right to smile
Come to think about it they don't have a face
They have no face, no place for ears
There's no clam eyes to cry clam tears
No spinal cord, they must get bored
Might as well just put them out of misery
I don't believe it's selfish to eat defenseless shellfish
No chowder for you clams have feelings too
It could happen to you, clams have feelings too
I don't think they do, clams have feelings too, you're welcome
Author shoots Saturn with his shotgun
Author: I love doing that, now, on with the show
Austin: what
Author shoots Austin with shotgun
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hhh: rhat ris rit ris rime rcmahon
mcmahon: I told you to stay away from me retard! Anyway, we have two
ghosts, they're called los conquistadors, but you aren't the only ones on
the case, we got 2 new guys called the hardy boyz to track these 2 down,
and which ever of you 2 solves it first isn't fired!
Batista: oh shit, we got to beat them too it
Then, the hardy boyz walk in
Matt: there's no chance of you beating us to it
Jeff: yeah, you're not extreme
Matt: will you stop saying extreme Jeff, please!
Jeff: sorry dude, it's just hard not to say that, extremely hard
Matt: AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Flair: woo, they've got problems
Later
Orton: who are you?
Edge: we're edge and Christian you reekazoids
Batista: what the hell is a reekazoid?
Christian: umm
They give him the conchairto
Edge: any other questions?
They all shake their heads
Later
Flair: woo, it's the conquistadors
Jeff: let's run extremely fast!
Orton and Matt: SHUTUP!!!
They run, and run, while Davey Jones plays, but by the time it's over, matt
and jeff are nowhere to be found
Flair: where the woo are they?
Matt: right here
The hardys show up with Edge and Christian in chains
Jeff: we caught them, it was so extreme!
Matt: uh, yeah
Flair: oh crap!
Mcmahon: evolution. You're.
Flair: woo
Orton: you better have a plan old man!
Flair: I don't need one, did anyone else fail to see the fact that the
hardy boyz are wearing the conquistadors clothing
Matt: oh damn, I knew we forgot something!
Mcmahon: you 2 are fired!
Stonecold appears
Stonecold: um, if they're the WHAT conquistadors, WHAT why were they WHAT
being chased by the conquistadors before?
Stone cold is struck by lightning
