Story: Sweet Jesus! It's YOU!!

Chapter 5 - Revenge??

Authors - Sharon & Diana

Disclaimer:

Sharon:: No, we don't own Inuyasha. We are just lifeless girls that have nothing better to do than write silly stories. x[ sometimes I wonder what would have happened if--

Diana:: OKAY SHARON! DON'T GET IN TO THAT AGAIN! We don't own Inuyasha, there happy now? *Glares at lawyers*

Demented Authors who have no lives, and will report you- Aww, I was hoping I would actually get one today!

Sharon:: -Cackles and points at them- HEHEHEHEHE! CAN'T GET ME NOW CAN YA? OR NOW! OR NOOOOOOOOOW!

Diana:: -Shakes head and drags a cackling Sharon away-

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The two teens were traumatized. They stood numbly staring at each other. Six minutes flew by, and the only sounds that could be heard was Sesshoumaru's constant giggling in a corner. Ms. Higurashi was beaming with pride.

During their staring contest, Inuyasha and Kagome were both reminiscing about their time at the supermarket. After a few seconds, Inuyasha could no longer stand staring at the -'she-devil'- and decided that now was the time to re-laid on her what she had 'DONE' to him.

"God damn! YOU KNOW IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT! Because of you, I can no longer set foot in that store! Do you know how many Ramen sales they had?! But, NOOOOOOOOOOO! I can't even go in the store! *sniff* my precious ramens..."

"You put this on yourself MUTT!! It was you, who pushed through everybody in the line, and started acting like GOD!"

Inuyasha had not paid attention to a single word Kagome had said, for the only thing that concerned him was his precious 'wittle wamen'.

Sesshomaru was still cackling madly, for Inuyasha would be dead before he knew it! NO MORE RANSOM FOR TINA AND TIMMY!!!

Sesshomaru's evil thoughts were interrupted when Ms. Higurashi came up to him, "MY! Sesshomaru! You are a GENUYS!" Sesshomaru's face remained emotionless when he answered, "Yes, I've been told that many times." "Well, I must be going now, so I trust that you'll take good care of them." "Ohhhh, yes! Of course!" he had an evil glint in his eyes.

Meanwhile, Sango, Kagome's cousin, and closest friend, had heard ALL about the little "ANGEL" or in Kagome's words, 'Mutt raised from hell.' a.k.a. Inuyasha.

She had been merrily making her way down the hall to her art class [Kagome had forced her to join.] when she suddenly heard yelling. 'Wow, that voice sounds familiar! Wait a minute. THAT'S KAGOME!!!! SHE MUST BE IN TROUBLE!' Sango thought, and burst in to the classroom, glaring at everyone, and looking for Kagome.

Sesshomaru, seeing that all his students had arrived decided to settle things down a bit. "Everyone, please take your seats!" Inuyasha frantically ran up to him, "Dearest brother, I know I've done many things to you in the past, but PLEASE KEEP THAT PHYSCO MANIAC BITCH AWAY FROM ME!! She's the one with the fangs and the poker thingy and--" "Yes, yes Inuyasha," Sesshomaru impatiently interrupted with a careless way of his hand. "I have everything under control. Okay! You, Inuyasha, and YOU, girl with the fangs and the poker thingy," Kagome looked around confused, "Huh? Me?"

"YES! YOU INSOLENT HUMAN! I WAS NOT DONE YET!" He shrieked at a freaked out Kagome. He then went on in his usual calm voice, "You, girl, sit there, and you," You was said in a distasteful voice, "Sit across from her. Those seats are permanent. Oh, and everyone else may sit wherever they please." He said carelessly. He turned and smiled at Inuyasha, "See, that solves your dilemma!" Inuyasha glared murderously at Sesshomaru's head.

"You call this fixing things?! I'm like what, two inches away from her?!" Inuyasha shrieked at his brother.

"Yeah! What he said! Except...NOT WHAT HE SAID!" Kagome added lamely. The two brothers stared at her stupidly.

Sesshomaru shrugged and turned away. "Inuyasha, look at it this way, at least you're not sitting right next to her. If she were to harm you, she would have to make an extra effort to reach over. So consider yourself safe for now. For now. Hehehehe..." Sesshomaru laughed silently to himself. "I will be watching! Except when my back to turned! Like now for instance!" He stared pointedly at Kagome for a second before completely turning around.

Kagome smiled sweetly at Inuyasha. Then she reached over his desk, and flicked his forehead.

"Ow! You psychotic bitch!" Inuyasha shouted, rubbing his nose. "Now, wait a minute...how did that old saying go? Oh yes, something like, 'It takes one to know one!' Oh, and I flicked your forehead head, hun."

She moved his hand from his nose to his forehead, then pinched both his cheeks, like a grandmother would do.

"I knew that...my nose was just...uh...itchy!" Inuyasha shoted and glared at her. Just then, a...man, I suppose, ran in. He was about four inchestall, and his skin was an ugly shade of green. "Sesshomaru-sama! Sesshomaru-sama!" He squawked. Sesshomaru stared at him distastefully, before coming up with an excuse for him to leave. "Jaken, I need some purple paint. Go fetch some more for me." Sesshomaru said, trying not to grin. Oh yes. He was a genius. GENIUS I TELL YOU! GENIUS! Uh...sorry about that. "Right away, Sesshomaru-sama!" "Oh no, Jaken! Take your time!" Sesshomaru waved his hands frantically in front of his face. Jaken had stars in his eyes. "Lord Sesshomaru, you care for me so deeply, you would allow me to simply WALK and get you your paint, instead of the usual running?!" "Uh...yeah! Sure! Caring...deeply...! That's...uh...RIGHT!" Sesshomaru replied. Full of glee, Jaken skipped out of the classroom. "Thank god. I was thinking I might have to pull out the big guns. Literally." Sesshomaru whipped imaginary sweat off his forehead. One third of his art class swooned. Mainly the female population, but a few dazed sighs could be heard from the male population. Sesshomaru walked up to a dusty chalk board. "My name is SES-SHO-MA-RU. Sesshomaru. You may call me GOD-...uh I mean, Mr. Sesshomaru. A few manly gasps had arose form Sesshomaru's male fans. Their whispers could be heard; "My KOIBITO IS A MALE?!" and, "NOOOO! I HAD OUR CHILDREN'S, CHILDREN'S, CHILDREN'S, NAMES PICKED OUT ALREADY!" Were among the few. Sesshomaru shuddered. "-Your first assignment will be to make a portrait of our partner, who by the way, is sitting in front of you.

|"WHAT?! HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO LOOK IN TO THAT FACE WITHOUT SCREAMING | |BLOODY MURDER!?" Inuyasha shouted. | | | | | | | | | | | |"HEY!" Kagome glared. | | | | | | |

"Deal with it Inuyasha." Sesshomaru stated in a 'not-another-word-or-I'll- kill-you-.' 'Hehehehe! And this shall be pack-back for that one time in sixth grade!'

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Inuyasha and Sesshomarus' parents had just taken them to Super Cuts for their monthly hair cuts. Sesshomaru had gotten his hair cut be the experienced hair trimmers, while Inuyasha had gotten the new trainees.

Sesshomaru flipped his now cut, silky silver hair over his shoulder as he walked out of Super Cuts.

Inuyasha walked out after him. He tried to do the same with his hair, only he could not rake his fingers threw his hair as smoothly as Sesshomaru. His hair had actually taken the form or a broom. Flip him over, and *poof* you got yourself a mop!

-Later that day-

Sesshomaru was sitting daintily, reading 'Vogue : For Women'

Inuyasha had some how managed to sneak up after him, without his knowledge.

Inuyasha started to shave Sesshomaru's beautiful hair off. When he was through, he proceeded to tweak Sesshomaru's now hairless scalp.

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Just then, a shrieking voice could be heard. "SESHOMARU-SAMAAAAA! SESSHOMARU-SAMMMMAAA!!!" [[Guess who!?]]

'Good God, what does it take for this little runt to, LEAVE ME ALONE?!' Sesshomaru thought, while rubbing his temple.

"Just. Give. Me. The. Paint. NOW." Sesshomaru said in a freakishly calm voice.

"Right away, Honorable Sess-" Jaken tripped and fell, causing a chain reaction. Picture this; Inuyasha sticking his foot out at a precise moment, causing Jaken to trip. The paint FLYING out of his hands. It tips directly over Sesshomaru's head, and proceeds to dribble down his once silver hair.

Sesshomaru wiped the paint slowly from his eyes. It was silent for two whole minutes, before a loud, "JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Was heard.

Said Jaken, was now shrinking back in fear, of what his, 'Lord' would do to him.

Sesshomaru slowly walked towards Jaken. Towering over the green shrimp, he said in a low voice, "Jaken. May I speak with you out side. For a moment?"

Jaken squeaked a yes, walking with his head hung low after Sesshomaru. He took one last glance at the class, fearing it would be his last picture ever.

The door closed soundlessly. Then, sudden barking could be heard. 'So, he changed in to his dog form, eh? Sucks for Jaken.hehehehehehehe.' Inuyasha thought, rubbing his hands together. Kagome, unfortunately for him, saw this, and kicked his shin for absolutely no reason. When he looked up and glared at her, she turned her face and whistled innocently.

Yelling could be heard from the outside of the classroom. Fragments of the conversation could be heard from the 'sound proof' doors.

"IF I HADN'T HAVE PROMISED MY FATHER ON HIS DEATHBED THAT I WOULDN'T BEAT THE LIVING CRAP OUT OF YOU," and "AND THEN I'D SCORCH YOU IN FLAMES," also, "THROW YOU IN A PIT FILLED WITH WILD BULLS," were among the fragments of the conversation.

The door opened once more, and a calm, if not relieved Sesshomaru walked in, and after him, a wide-eyed Jaken.

[[Seems like Sesshomaru wanted that off of his chest for awhile now, huh??]]

The class all stared at Sesshomaru for a whole fifteen minutes, before someone whispered a few words to someone next to them. Of course, there was chain reaction, so the whole class started to whisper.

Eventually it got louder, and louder, and louder. It was like a riot, or a mosh-pit.

Sesshomaru's thoughts were along the line of, 'To stop their annoying chatter, or to go home and wash my hair. To get jumped by fans of both gender, or go home and wash my hair.' He got his answer. 'Go home and wash my hair.'


He stood up, and went to the classroom next to his, to see if the teacher would take over his class.

"And remember kids, it's alright to cry." The teacher had said. In the corner of the classroom, a boy about thirteen could be seen, huddled up, bawling and making loud sniffles.

'Okay! Never mind. I'll get Kaede.'

Lady Luck was on his side today, because Kaede was seen patrolling the halls, with a Butterfinger in one hand, and a Snickers bar in the other.

When she saw Sesshomaru, she stuffed both in her pocket. She looked like a kid that had just gotten her hand caught in the cookie jar.

"S-s-s-esshomaru! What are you doing out here?! DON'T YOU HAVE A CLASS TO BE TEACHING RIGHT NOW?!"

Sesshomaru had one thought in his head right now. 'Blackmail.' He smirked an evil smirk, and said to Kaede, "No one needs to know where your secret stash is Kaede. All you have to do." Kaede's eyes had hope in them, ".Is teach my class." She stared horrified at Sesshomaru.

"Th-th-ere has to be another way!!!" Kaede said, still staring with horror, "Take it or leave it." Sesshomaru said, "OKAY, OKAY! DAMN YOU SESSHOMARU!!!!"

Sesshomaru just turned and walked out of the building. Kaede turned in a huff, and stomped in to his classroom. The chatter stopped as she glared at them, one by one.

She sat at the desk, kicked her feet up on the table and said, "ALL OF YOU! GIVE ME YOUR CANDY!" No one moved at her demand.

"NOW OR I'LL CALL THE POLICE, AND HAVE YOU ALL CHARGED WITH HARRASSING A POOR DEFENSLESS OLD WOMAN!"

All the students ran up to the desk, and dumped their stashes of candy out.

"THIS IS ALL YOU HAVE?! USELESS!! USELESS ALL OF YOU!" Kaede shrieked while eating a Baby Ruth. She then muttered, "With my luck, all of these students are probably sons and daughters of dentist! DAMN YOU, DENTIST CHILDREN!" She shook her fist to the class.

"IT'S NOT MY FAUUUULLLTTTTT!!!!" A girl with brown hair wailed, sobbing in her hands and running out of the classroom.

The class was speechless. Kaede shook her fist at them, and they all turned and stared at their desks.

She smirked, "Haha, I thought so! Damn you Sesshomaru!! I will just have to move my stash.where to put it.where to put it." Kaede tapped her chin in thought.

Her thoughts were cut short when she had an urge to use the restroom. 'Damn, I knew I should have laid off on my sixth Jolly Rancher!' She thought angrily.

She ran out of the class and in to the restroom.

The whole class hurried and ran out of the door before she could make it back.

When she was finished, she went back to the classroom to find it all empty.

'Hmm.must be the wrong classroom.' She thought, and with that, she started searching the full 12 story building.

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A/N - Man, we feel so sadddddddd! WHYYY GOD?? xP only 2 people have reviewed for our new story x[.oh well, doesn't mean we're gonna stop writing it ^_^!! Catch our new story 'Hello and Goodbye' coming out soon.

Our newest story is called, 'Sick of being caught in yesterday.' Please read!! X]

Sharon:: Hmm. wonder if she'll find them. MWHAHAHA! I typed that whole chapter I am so proud!-sniffles- a full 16 pages!!