Hey Everyone! While I was on vacation in Philadelphia, I've written this
fic! It's quite funny, well, sort of, at least I think so. There are 10
parts to it! Not really long. It's in script, since I think it's the best
format for humor fics! Well if this isn't humor enough, sorry... I tried my
best.
Disclaimer: I do not own any anime's in this chapter, or any of the characters, in this chapter! This chapter only! Of course I own AQ (that's me!).
Dedication: To everyone who's ever known me/read my stuff/knows I exist! If you're reading this, this fic is for you!!! ^_^
Great! Now onto the story! Enjoy, and please review!!!
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The Evil Author
Part I: The Introduction
AQ: *working on her website* Finally done! My website rocks!!! ^_^
Kuwabara: o.O Your web is made of rocks???
Shizuru: *bonks him on the head with a frying pan* Yes you idiot, she's been working on a pile of rocks to make her web, considering the fact that she's a spider. *glares*
Sanouske: AQ's a spider??? x_x *faints*
Saitou: Moron.
Sanouske: *suddenly revived* What did you say?
Saitou: Moron.
Chou: I'm next! I'm next!! *runs up waving arms* What did I miss?
Yahiko: Everyone making fun of Sano!
Chou: Cool! My turn! ROOSTER HEAD!!!
Sanouske: Shut up you broom head!
Chou and Sanouske: *get into fight*
Kenshin: -_-;; I'll just be over here, minding my own busness, washing the laundry, making breakfast for AQ-sama (what was that last one?)
AQ: Kenshin, it's dinner time!!! ^_^
Kenshin: O, right, dinner. ^^U I'll get right to it, Mistress.
AQ: ^_^!
Chou and Sanouske: *still fighting*
Sanouske: Broom head!
Chou: Rooster head!
Sanouske: Broom head!
Chou: Rooster head!
Everyone else: *sweatdrop* Riiiiiiight, o-kay....
Kuwabara: So if she's not a spider, why does she need a web?? x_x
The Yu-Yu Gang: *sweatdrop*
Kayko: Kuwabara, you're making us all look bad.
Kuwabara: @_@ *confused*
Hiei: Worse than those two? *points at Chou and Sanouske STILL fighting*
Shizuru: At least they've got a perfect gentleman on the show. *points at Kenshin making dinner*
Kurama: What about me?
AQ: You're a half-demon.
Kurama: So what?
AQ: That doesn't count as 'man' in 'gentleman'. ^_^
Kurama: *trips*
*setting suddenly changes to the forest during the Dark Tournament*
Toguro: Die you back-stabbing bitch!!!
Genkai: Me?! It was all your fault!!
*start fighting while everyone cheers for Genkai*
Toguro: *punch*
Genkai: *dodge*
Toguro: *punch*
Genkai: *trip and fall*
Toguro: Got you now!!!! *punch*
Genkai: *gets obliterated*
*cheering stops*
Yusuke: Waaahhh! My master's dead!! What's gonna happen to meeee!!!
Kayko: Poor Yusuke.
Hiei: My hand still hurts. I doubt if I can fight.
Kurama: Toguro's pretty strong. I can't take him on. I'll let Yusuke deal with him. *backs up into the crowd*
Shizuru: Oh look she's dead.
Botan: Koenma sir, did you see that? He knocked her out with one punch!
Koenma: Yes, yes, very unfortunate. Ogre, some more food, I'm starving!!
Ogre: -_- As you wish.
Kuwabara: Now where's that rock we were talking about?
Chou and Sano: *still fighting, have no idea what's going on*
Kenshin: *stopped making dinner since the kitchen is gone*
Saitou: *starts to smoke and eat at the same time* (is that possible? ... This IS Saitou we're talking about, after all... so what the hell, he can do anything)
Kaoru: She... she... died... how... horrible... *goes numb*
Yahiko: Ah, put a sock in it, ugly!
Kaoru: ... ... ... ...
Yahiko: *stops running* She's not chasing me... that's odd... maybe I should take advantage of this! *stands in front of Kaoru* UGLY! UGLY!! UGLY!!!
Kaoru: ... ... ... ... *still numb from shock*
Yahiko: Ugly?
Kaoru: Gen-kai ...
Yahiko: This is getting old. Hey Tsubame! Wanna go make out? ... Tsubame? *looks around* We're not in the same place as we were before!
Kenshin: Umm... AQ-sama, where are we?
AQ: uhh....... *scratches head and looks around* We're in the forest!
Kenshin: Are we supposed to be in the forest?
AQ: ^^U Who keeps changing the scenes???
Yahiko: Now, where's the current page of the script? ...
AQ: Gimme that! *snatches script and pencil*
*change scene to the Emperor's palace from Fushigi Yuugi*
AQ: Wow... even better than in the series...
Kenshin: *pokes in the back* Where are we? And where's everyone else?
AQ: At the Dark Tournament.
*scene change to show the others*
Kaoru: *still numb with shock, sitting in the bleachers*
Saitou: *still smoking and eating*
Sanouske and Chou: *fighting on stage*
The Yu-Yu Gang: *asleep in the hotel*
*change back to AQ and Kenshin*
Kenshin: Where's Yahiko?
AQ: Who cares. Let's go see Hotohori!!! ^_^ *drags Kenshin though the doors* Hotohori!! O Hotohori-chan!!!!
Hotohori: *in the process of trying to kiss Miaka* o.O Who are you? How did you get here? What right do you have to traspass in my palace??? *draws sword, points at AQ*
AQ: Uh-oh... not good, not good, not good!! Hotohori-chan is mad!!! *takes out script, starts to make corrections*
Kenshin: How come you never call me 'Kenshin-chan'? *puppy eyes*
AQ: Not now, Kenshin... *finishes* there!
Hotohori: *confused* What's happening to me? What am I doing? *points the sword in Miaka's direction* Evil temptress!!! You must DIE!!! *stabs with the sword*
Miaka: x_x *dies*
AQ: *turns to Kenshin* Now, what is it that you wanted, Kenshin-chan?
Kenshin: =^_^= *blush*
Hotohori: AQ-sama, I apologize. *bows to her* I don't know what came over me. However can I make it up to you?
AQ: Hot springs are nice!!! ^_^
Disclaimer: I do not own any anime's in this chapter, or any of the characters, in this chapter! This chapter only! Of course I own AQ (that's me!).
Dedication: To everyone who's ever known me/read my stuff/knows I exist! If you're reading this, this fic is for you!!! ^_^
Great! Now onto the story! Enjoy, and please review!!!
*******************************************************************
The Evil Author
Part I: The Introduction
AQ: *working on her website* Finally done! My website rocks!!! ^_^
Kuwabara: o.O Your web is made of rocks???
Shizuru: *bonks him on the head with a frying pan* Yes you idiot, she's been working on a pile of rocks to make her web, considering the fact that she's a spider. *glares*
Sanouske: AQ's a spider??? x_x *faints*
Saitou: Moron.
Sanouske: *suddenly revived* What did you say?
Saitou: Moron.
Chou: I'm next! I'm next!! *runs up waving arms* What did I miss?
Yahiko: Everyone making fun of Sano!
Chou: Cool! My turn! ROOSTER HEAD!!!
Sanouske: Shut up you broom head!
Chou and Sanouske: *get into fight*
Kenshin: -_-;; I'll just be over here, minding my own busness, washing the laundry, making breakfast for AQ-sama (what was that last one?)
AQ: Kenshin, it's dinner time!!! ^_^
Kenshin: O, right, dinner. ^^U I'll get right to it, Mistress.
AQ: ^_^!
Chou and Sanouske: *still fighting*
Sanouske: Broom head!
Chou: Rooster head!
Sanouske: Broom head!
Chou: Rooster head!
Everyone else: *sweatdrop* Riiiiiiight, o-kay....
Kuwabara: So if she's not a spider, why does she need a web?? x_x
The Yu-Yu Gang: *sweatdrop*
Kayko: Kuwabara, you're making us all look bad.
Kuwabara: @_@ *confused*
Hiei: Worse than those two? *points at Chou and Sanouske STILL fighting*
Shizuru: At least they've got a perfect gentleman on the show. *points at Kenshin making dinner*
Kurama: What about me?
AQ: You're a half-demon.
Kurama: So what?
AQ: That doesn't count as 'man' in 'gentleman'. ^_^
Kurama: *trips*
*setting suddenly changes to the forest during the Dark Tournament*
Toguro: Die you back-stabbing bitch!!!
Genkai: Me?! It was all your fault!!
*start fighting while everyone cheers for Genkai*
Toguro: *punch*
Genkai: *dodge*
Toguro: *punch*
Genkai: *trip and fall*
Toguro: Got you now!!!! *punch*
Genkai: *gets obliterated*
*cheering stops*
Yusuke: Waaahhh! My master's dead!! What's gonna happen to meeee!!!
Kayko: Poor Yusuke.
Hiei: My hand still hurts. I doubt if I can fight.
Kurama: Toguro's pretty strong. I can't take him on. I'll let Yusuke deal with him. *backs up into the crowd*
Shizuru: Oh look she's dead.
Botan: Koenma sir, did you see that? He knocked her out with one punch!
Koenma: Yes, yes, very unfortunate. Ogre, some more food, I'm starving!!
Ogre: -_- As you wish.
Kuwabara: Now where's that rock we were talking about?
Chou and Sano: *still fighting, have no idea what's going on*
Kenshin: *stopped making dinner since the kitchen is gone*
Saitou: *starts to smoke and eat at the same time* (is that possible? ... This IS Saitou we're talking about, after all... so what the hell, he can do anything)
Kaoru: She... she... died... how... horrible... *goes numb*
Yahiko: Ah, put a sock in it, ugly!
Kaoru: ... ... ... ...
Yahiko: *stops running* She's not chasing me... that's odd... maybe I should take advantage of this! *stands in front of Kaoru* UGLY! UGLY!! UGLY!!!
Kaoru: ... ... ... ... *still numb from shock*
Yahiko: Ugly?
Kaoru: Gen-kai ...
Yahiko: This is getting old. Hey Tsubame! Wanna go make out? ... Tsubame? *looks around* We're not in the same place as we were before!
Kenshin: Umm... AQ-sama, where are we?
AQ: uhh....... *scratches head and looks around* We're in the forest!
Kenshin: Are we supposed to be in the forest?
AQ: ^^U Who keeps changing the scenes???
Yahiko: Now, where's the current page of the script? ...
AQ: Gimme that! *snatches script and pencil*
*change scene to the Emperor's palace from Fushigi Yuugi*
AQ: Wow... even better than in the series...
Kenshin: *pokes in the back* Where are we? And where's everyone else?
AQ: At the Dark Tournament.
*scene change to show the others*
Kaoru: *still numb with shock, sitting in the bleachers*
Saitou: *still smoking and eating*
Sanouske and Chou: *fighting on stage*
The Yu-Yu Gang: *asleep in the hotel*
*change back to AQ and Kenshin*
Kenshin: Where's Yahiko?
AQ: Who cares. Let's go see Hotohori!!! ^_^ *drags Kenshin though the doors* Hotohori!! O Hotohori-chan!!!!
Hotohori: *in the process of trying to kiss Miaka* o.O Who are you? How did you get here? What right do you have to traspass in my palace??? *draws sword, points at AQ*
AQ: Uh-oh... not good, not good, not good!! Hotohori-chan is mad!!! *takes out script, starts to make corrections*
Kenshin: How come you never call me 'Kenshin-chan'? *puppy eyes*
AQ: Not now, Kenshin... *finishes* there!
Hotohori: *confused* What's happening to me? What am I doing? *points the sword in Miaka's direction* Evil temptress!!! You must DIE!!! *stabs with the sword*
Miaka: x_x *dies*
AQ: *turns to Kenshin* Now, what is it that you wanted, Kenshin-chan?
Kenshin: =^_^= *blush*
Hotohori: AQ-sama, I apologize. *bows to her* I don't know what came over me. However can I make it up to you?
AQ: Hot springs are nice!!! ^_^
