The Evil Author
By Anime Queen
A/N: I've got 3 reviews for this already! Yey!
Thanks to Joey's Girl! The first reviewer for
this fic! ^_^
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Disclaimer: I do not own Rurouni Kenshin, or Fushigi Yuugi, or any of the characters. Except AQ! She's me, so technically, I do own her, I mean, myself, I mean... *gets confused* Just read the fic already! Don't forget reviews, reviews, and more reviews! ^_^ Love you guys!
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Part II: The Preparation
AQ: Hot springs here I come!!!
Hotohori: Here's some nice clothes
for you to wear, Mistress!
Kenshin: AQ-sama, lookie what I found! *drags in Tasuki,
Tamahome, Chichiri, Mitskuake and male-looking Nuriko*
People to protect you!!
AQ: Kenshin-chan!
You're so cool!! *glomps*
Kenshin: =^_^= *blush*
Hotohori: ... _! *runs out, comes back with a
whole army of guards* I brought more people to protect you!!!
AQ: *looks at the ugly, smelly men* x_-
Hotohori: No? Uh... *runs back out, coming back with Suboshi and Amiboshi* How about
these?
AQ: Hmm...
Hotohori: No? Okay... hold on... *runs out, comes back with Nakago on a leash*
Nakago: Lemme go, you freaking
bastard!!! _!!
AQ: *wrinkles nose* Not only is he a bad guy,
but he swears too! -_-
Hotohori: *advances onto Kenshin*
Kenshin: *pulls out his sword, and flips the blade the right
way*
AQ: Ahhh... two
gorgeous guys of my choice are fighting for me! ^_^ *dreamy look*
Hotohori: I will kill you!!
Kenshin: Even if I vowed not to kill anyone again, I will
make an exception! (this is outside the show, after
all. I'm allowed to kill people off stage ^^)
AQ: Kill?? Oh no, no, no, no, no! Break it
up!! Break it up!!
*fighting continues*
AQ: STOP IT!!!!!!!!!
Kenshin: *slashes Hotohori across
the shoulder* Oro?
AQ: Hotohori-chan!!!
*runs up to him*
Kenshin: *quickly hides sword and starts whistling*
Mitsukake: I don't see what the fuss is all about, but what the
hell, I'll heal him. *heals Hotohori*
Hotohori: *picks up his sword again, and charges at Kenshin*
AQ: Nuriko!
Nuriko: Right! *grabs Hotohori by
his shirt* Oh no you don't!
AQ: *runs to Kenshin*
Are you all right??
Kenshin: ^_^ Am now!
AQ: Good! Now we can go to the hot springs!!!
Nuriko: *picks up the bags*
Mitskuake: *picks up Hotohori*
Chichiri: AQ-sama, what do we do
with all these men, no da? *points to ugly stinky
soldiers, Suboshi, Amiboshi,
and Nakago*
AQ: Tamahome will
take care of them, won't you, Tama-chan? *sparkly
eyes*
Tamahome: =^_^= Sure! *kicks everyone out of the room*
Nakago: *lands on his ass* Hmph!
Who made her the queen of the universe?
Tamahome: *shows the script* Now get out! *goes Super-Saiyan and kicks him all the way back to Kutou*
Suboshi and Amiboshi: Please don't
hurt us!!! *run away*
Tamahome: *returns into the room, but it's
empty* Where'd everybody go?
*to the others traveling on horseback to the hot springs in the city*
AQ: Now I have time to see what was wrong
with that script. This is supposed to be funny, but lately it hasn't been too
great. Have I lost my touch?
Kenshin: O.O That's impossible! AQ-sama is the greatest author that ever lived!!!
AQ: *searches for script* Where is it? Where
is it? Kenshin, do you have my script?? *wails*
Kenshin: Hey look over there! *points to Yahiko
sitting under a tent*
AQ: How did he get here? *jumps from horse*
YAHIKO! *notices the script* THAT'S MINE!!! GO GET YOUR OWN!!!
Yahiko: Uh-oh! Better make a run for it! *leaves script
behind and runs off*
AQ: There you are! *hugs script*
Tamahome: *all caught up* Um... that's just a script. It's
pa-per!
AQ: *glare*
Hotohori: Bad move, Tamahome. She /is/ the author, after all!
AQ: *scribbles on the script*
Nuriko: I'd prepare for the worst...
AQ: *muttering* Stupid Yahiko...
making Kenshin-chan and Hotohori-chan
fight, and then making everyone travel the old-fahsioned
way... *mutter grumble mutter* There! All done!!! Oh Chichiri!!
Make that cool thing with your cape and transport us to the hot springs!!!
Chichiri: Of course. *starts to say the spell*
AQ: ^_^
Chichiri: *saying spell*
AQ: ^_^
Chichiri: *still saying spell*
AQ: ^_^
~Two hours later~
Chichiri: *STILL saying spell*
Everyone: -_-;;
AQ: ^_^ Any time
now!
Chichiri: *done saying spell* All aboard!!
Tamahome: This time I won't get left behind! *runs towards the
cape*
Nuriko: Outta my way, outta my way, AQ-sama's luggage
coming through! *pushes by Tamahome*
Tamahome: *trips* Noooo! Wait for meeee!!!
*everyone gets onto cape and disappears*
Tamahome: Not again...
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I just realized that I didn't put a note after the fic in the first chapter! Oh well. It's not like I had anything to say. Usually I just say Please Review, or something or other like that.
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