The Evil Author

By Anime Queen

A/N: I've got 3 reviews for this already! Yey!

Thanks to Joey's Girl! The first reviewer for this fic! ^_^

WindShine: Thanks for the review! I'm glad you found it funny! ^^

Haziedasy: Thanks for the review! I'll keep it coming!

Disclaimer: I do not own Rurouni Kenshin, or Fushigi Yuugi, or any of the characters. Except AQ! She's me, so technically, I do own her, I mean, myself, I mean... *gets confused* Just read the fic already! Don't forget reviews, reviews, and more reviews! ^_^ Love you guys!

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Part II: The Preparation

AQ: Hot springs here I come!!!

Hotohori: Here's some nice clothes for you to wear, Mistress!

Kenshin: AQ-sama, lookie what I found! *drags in Tasuki, Tamahome, Chichiri, Mitskuake and male-looking Nuriko* People to protect you!!

AQ: Kenshin-chan! You're so cool!! *glomps*

Kenshin: =^_^= *blush*

Hotohori: ... _! *runs out, comes back with a whole army of guards* I brought more people to protect you!!!

AQ: *looks at the ugly, smelly men* x_-

Hotohori: No? Uh... *runs back out, coming back with Suboshi and Amiboshi* How about these?

AQ: Hmm...

Hotohori: No? Okay... hold on... *runs out, comes back with Nakago on a leash*

Nakago: Lemme go, you freaking bastard!!! _!!

AQ: *wrinkles nose* Not only is he a bad guy, but he swears too! -_-

Hotohori: *advances onto Kenshin*

Kenshin: *pulls out his sword, and flips the blade the right way*

AQ: Ahhh... two gorgeous guys of my choice are fighting for me! ^_^ *dreamy look*

Hotohori: I will kill you!!

Kenshin: Even if I vowed not to kill anyone again, I will make an exception! (this is outside the show, after all. I'm allowed to kill people off stage ^^)

AQ: Kill?? Oh no, no, no, no, no! Break it up!! Break it up!!

*fighting continues*

AQ: STOP IT!!!!!!!!!

Kenshin: *slashes Hotohori across the shoulder* Oro?

AQ: Hotohori-chan!!! *runs up to him*

Kenshin: *quickly hides sword and starts whistling*

Mitsukake: I don't see what the fuss is all about, but what the hell, I'll heal him. *heals Hotohori*

Hotohori: *picks up his sword again, and charges at Kenshin*

AQ: Nuriko!

Nuriko: Right! *grabs Hotohori by his shirt* Oh no you don't!

AQ: *runs to Kenshin* Are you all right??

Kenshin: ^_^ Am now!

AQ: Good! Now we can go to the hot springs!!!

Nuriko: *picks up the bags*

Mitskuake: *picks up Hotohori*

Chichiri: AQ-sama, what do we do with all these men, no da? *points to ugly stinky soldiers, Suboshi, Amiboshi, and Nakago*

AQ: Tamahome will take care of them, won't you, Tama-chan? *sparkly eyes*

Tamahome: =^_^= Sure! *kicks everyone out of the room*

Nakago: *lands on his ass* Hmph! Who made her the queen of the universe?

Tamahome: *shows the script* Now get out! *goes Super-Saiyan and kicks him all the way back to Kutou*

Suboshi and Amiboshi: Please don't hurt us!!! *run away*

Tamahome: *returns into the room, but it's empty* Where'd everybody go?

*to the others traveling on horseback to the hot springs in the city*

AQ: Now I have time to see what was wrong with that script. This is supposed to be funny, but lately it hasn't been too great. Have I lost my touch?

Kenshin: O.O That's impossible! AQ-sama is the greatest author that ever lived!!!

AQ: *searches for script* Where is it? Where is it? Kenshin, do you have my script?? *wails*

Kenshin: Hey look over there! *points to Yahiko sitting under a tent*

AQ: How did he get here? *jumps from horse* YAHIKO! *notices the script* THAT'S MINE!!! GO GET YOUR OWN!!!

Yahiko: Uh-oh! Better make a run for it! *leaves script behind and runs off*

AQ: There you are! *hugs script*

Tamahome: *all caught up* Um... that's just a script. It's pa-per!

AQ: *glare*

Hotohori: Bad move, Tamahome. She /is/ the author, after all!

AQ: *scribbles on the script*

Nuriko: I'd prepare for the worst...

AQ: *muttering* Stupid Yahiko... making Kenshin-chan and Hotohori-chan fight, and then making everyone travel the old-fahsioned way... *mutter grumble mutter* There! All done!!! Oh Chichiri!! Make that cool thing with your cape and transport us to the hot springs!!!

Chichiri: Of course. *starts to say the spell*

AQ: ^_^

Chichiri: *saying spell*

AQ: ^_^

Chichiri: *still saying spell*

AQ: ^_^

~Two hours later~

Chichiri: *STILL saying spell*

Everyone: -_-;;

AQ: ^_^ Any time now!

Chichiri: *done saying spell* All aboard!!

Tamahome: This time I won't get left behind! *runs towards the cape*

Nuriko: Outta my way, outta my way, AQ-sama's luggage coming through! *pushes by Tamahome*

Tamahome: *trips* Noooo! Wait for meeee!!!

*everyone gets onto cape and disappears*

Tamahome: Not again...

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I just realized that I didn't put a note after the fic in the first chapter! Oh well. It's not like I had anything to say. Usually I just say Please Review, or something or other like that.

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