The Evil Author

By Anime Queen

A/N: Thanks to the greatest people in the world! I love you guys! (You know what I mean... *sweat drop*)

Joey's Girl: You must have me on authors alert! Otherwise, how do you review so fast? Yay! And you must spend a whole lot of time online... whenever I update, your review is the first one I get! Hee! Thanks for reading! ^_^

WindShine: Awww... I'm sorry about Amiboshi! I like him too, I like the idea of bad people turning good! But I couldn't resist! I'm so sorry! Well I think you will be happy to know there isn't any more Amiboshi bashing for the rest of the story!

Disclaimer: I do not own Rurouni Kenshin + characters, or Fushigi Yuugi + characters, but I do own AQ! I own myself! That's right, stop looking at me weird. O.o

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Part III: The Hot Springs

AQ: *pops out of howhere* We're here!

Kenshin: Um... Not exactly...

Tasuki: What the hell!! Chichiri, get us off the roof!!!!

Chichiri: ^^U Oops! Gomen nasai! *starts to say spell*

Nuriko: Not again! *lifts the group and throws everyone onto the ground*

AQ: Nuriko!!!!!! *rolls up her sleeves and advances*

Nuriko: ^^U Faster than his way! *points to Chichiri still saying the spell from under Mitsukake*

Mitsukake: Chichiri, you can stop now. *continues to lie on top of him*

Chichiri: *finishes spell and disappears*

Nuriko: *blink blink* That's new... Where did he go?

Chichiri: AHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *falls from the sky onto the ground* I-itaii, no da!

Everyone: *sweatdrops*

AQ: Right... Okay, now let's go inside and get changed!

Kenshin and Hotohori: =^_^= *blush*

AQ: O.o What's wrong?

Kenshin and Hotohori: =^_^= *blush harder*

Nuriko: *holds up a pair of bright orange trunks* Is this what you're wearing, Hotohori-sama?

Hotohori: =^_^= Gimme that...

Kenshin: *gropes in the bag and pulls out something black*

*everyone goes inside*

Chichiri: I will stand guard while you all get changed, no da.

Mitsukake: So will I.

Chichiri: You're not going?

Mitsukake: *shows the trunks with a yellow duckie design* What do you think?

Chichiri: *sweatdrop*

Nuriko: *comes back in bright blue surfing shorts*

Tasuki: *returns in white shorts*

Hotohori: *comes out wearing the orange trunks* How do I look? Do I look all right? *sweat*

Kenshin: *is wearing a black muscle shirt and black trunks* Where's AQ- sama? *thinking* Man, I wanted to make my big entrance...

Nuriko: Still changing.

Kenshin: *sarcastic* No, she went ahead into the springs without us! *shakes head*

AQ: *from the springs* Heeey! You people coming or what?

Everyone: *sweatdrop*

Nuriko: I guess she really did go in without us... *sigh* Such neglect...

AQ: I heard that!!!

Nuriko: ^^U Uh... I meant... um... *sweat*

Tamahome: *running* Wait for meeee!!! *runs in his Pokemon snorkeling mask and tube and green Pokemon trunks*

Everyone: *blink blink*

Tasuki: o.O Where'd you get those??

Tamahome: Some guy trying to promote something that looked surprisingly like Digimon around the corner.

*spashing and laughing heard in the background*

Tamahome: ... *sweatdrop*

Tasuki and Tamahome: WAIT FOR US!!!!!!

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Well, more updates tomorrow! ^_^ Please review! I love comments!