The Evil Author

By Anime Queen

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A/N: Seems like no new reviews for the last chapter... oh well, here's some more for everyone out there following me with this! ^_^ Please review!!!!

Disclaimer: I do not own Rurouni Kenshin or its characters, same goes for Fushigi Yuugi, Yu-Yu Hakusho, and Ebay. O.o hope that wasn't a spoiler... oh well.

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Part IV: Yahiko and the Script

Kenshin: o.O AQ-sama, don't you think that bathing suit is a little... revealing?? *blush*

AQ: Whatever are you talking about? *looks down* NANI??!! *is wearing a transparent plastic bikini* YAHIKO!!! COME BACK HERE WITH THE SCRIPT!!!!!

Yahiko: *jumps out of the bushes* He-he-heeee! *waves script around* Come and get it!

AQ: Why you little... *stands up* =^_^= I forgot! *sits back down in the water (at least that way you can't see everything...)

Yahiko: Come and get me, ugly!

AQ: _!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone: *sweat drops*

AQ: _!!! Don't just stand there! Kenshin! Hotohori! Get him!!!!

Kenshin & Hotohori: HAI! *advance on Yahiko*

Yahiko: *scribble scribble* There! All better guys? *smirk*

Kenshin & Hotohori: ???

Nuriko: *snort*

Hotohori: What? O.o

Nuriko: *bursts out laughing*

Kenshin: *blush* Hotohori-kun... they're laughing at... um... *points at Hotohori standing in a puddle with his pants down*

Hotohori: *BLUSH* *pulls up his trunks* Now, how did that get there? Heh, heh ^^U *inches away from the puddle*

Kenshin: Heh, heh...

Chichiri: I do hope you realize you've done the same thing, no da?

Kenshin: Oro? *notices* Wasn't me!! *pulls up his own pants and whistles while backing away*

AQ: *still sitting in the water, now with some leaves to cover the important parts* Getting in touch with nature is nice, but Yahiko still has the script!!!

*points to Yahiko running away*

Chichiri: I'll stop him! *chants spell*

Yahiko: *hit by spell* What the-? I can't move! No fair!

Nuriko: I'll get him!

Chichiri: Hurry! I can't hold this spell much longer!

Yahiko: *struggle struggle* You won't get away with this!!

AQ: *stands up* Oh yes I will! *sticks tongue out*

Chichiri: *sees everything* drool... *spell breaks*

Yahiko: *gets released* Ah cool! I can move! *runs away* So long suckers!!! *insane laughter*

AQ: CHICHIRI!!!!! You let him get away!!

Chichiri: *blush* Wasn't my fault... heh... heh... ^^U What was I supposed to do, look away, no da?

Everyone: YES!!!

Chichiri: *mutters* Everyone gets a copy of the Code of Behavior except me... *sigh* Neglect, no da!

Tamahome: Maybe if your spells worked like they're supposed to once in a while.

Chichiri: *mimicking girly voice* Maybe if your spells worked once in a while. *whine whine whine*

Tamahome: -_-u Nuriko's the gay one.

Nuriko: TAMAHOME! I warned you about that! *punches*

Tamahome: *flying off* No you didn't! It was Miakaaaa.... *disappears in the sky*

Miaka's voice in Nuriko's head: So that's why you turned gay?

Nuriko's own voice in his head: Can't you just call me a cross-dresser or something?

Nuriko: Oh yeah, that's right! Tee-hee! ^^U Sorry Tama-chan!

*no answer*

Nuriko: Think he'll find his way back?

*scene change to Tamahome landing in the middle of the arena at the Dark Tournament*

Announcer: Right! The fighters are in the ring, let the bloodshed and gore begin!!!

Mutant Dr. Ichigaki: MUAHAHAHA!!! DIE PATHETIC HUMAN!!!

Tamahome: O.OU

*scene change back to Hot Springs*

Everyone: *sweat drop*

Nuriko: What?

Everyone: *double sweatdrop*

Nuriko: He'll be okay, right?

Everyone: ...

Nuriko: But the Yu-Yu gang is there, aren't they supposed to fight?

*scene change to the Yu-Yu group still fast asleep in the hotel*

Nuriko: -_-U

Mitsukake: Who's doing all this?? Isn't AQ supposed to be the author?

AQ: 'Supposed' is the key word! Here, I'll show you. *tries to conjure up some sort of crystal ball, but nothing happens*

Hotohori: It seems like you've lost your author's powers.

AQ: No duh, genius...

Tasuki: So if AQ's no longer the author of this, who is?

AQ: *big sigh* Must I do /everything/ myself? *buys a crystal ball off of Ebay* There, see for yourself!

*scene inside of the crystal ball*

Yahiko: *sniff* How could I loose the script!! *whine cry whine sniff*
*scene change back*

Everyone: O.o!

Hotohori: Yahiko doesn't have the script either.

AQ: ...

*Tasuki's pants rip at the back*

Tasuki: _ I really want to know who has author's rights to this, because that person's really getting on my nerves! *tries to hide the tear*

AQ: ...

Kenshin: Aren't you going to say something?

AQ: ...

Kenshin: ...

Hotohori: ...

Nuriko: ...

Tasuki: ...

Mitsukake: ...

Chichiri: ...

Tamahome: SAVE ME FROM THIS MONSTER!!!

Mutant Dr. Ichigaki: You can run, but you can't hide!!! *laughs insanely*

Sanouske: Broom head!

Chou: Rooster head!

Sanouske: Broom head!

Chou: Rooster head!

Misao: Oh quit it already, you two!

Saitou: Quiet, weasel girl, I'm trying to watch the fight. *smokes, eats, and watches Tamahome run around in circles in the ring*

Kaoru: Gen-kai... is... d-dead...

Yusuke: *asleep in the hotel*

Kuwabara: *talking in his sleep* Who's a nice rock? That's a nice rock... Good boy...

Shizuru: I swear, one more word about the rock, and I would much rather go run around in demon-infested woods with that Sakio stranger.

Kurama: *sulk* Why oh why must I be half-demon?

Kayko: I wonder if Yusuke's dreaming about me ^_^

Hiei: Stupid arm... stupid tournament...

Botan: Koenma sir! They're all awake now, except for Yusuke and Kuwabara!

Koenma: Ogre! Moore food!!

Ogre: -_-u

AQ: Who is doing all this? Who has my script? Will Tamahome survive, and when will the Yu-Yu Gang realize they have to go fight again? And someone please get me out of this silly plastic bikini!!!

Kenshin: Please stand still, it's really hard to move the leaves to all the right places when you're moving around like that!

AQ: It's not my fault!! We have to find the person behind all this, otherwise the world will never return to the way I want it!

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Well, Please put your comments in your review, and let me know what you think! Or email me! I don't care how you do it, I really want to know what you people are thinking about this. Does it suck so bad you don't want to read it? Or are you excited about what the point of this whole thing is? ^_^ That's what my friend asked when she read it... I would put it in the title, but then it will be too little worth reading. Oh well, please review!!! ^_^