The Evil Author

By Anime Queen

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A/N: Now for the thank-you's!

Joey's Girl: I'm sorry!!! For some reason, I didn't get your review in my e-mail! I'm so sorry... I swear this never happened before! *feels so ashamed* Thank you so much for both reviews! I swear, sometimes I'm even more insane than my mom thinks I am (and she must think I'm pretty insane, if she's too embarrassed to go out in public with me... -_-)

Destin: Yay! I'm glad you decided to check my little ficcie out! ^_^ Thanks so much! Take as long as you want to read it, I'm just happy to see that people like it! ^^

This is exactly half of the story!!!!

Disclaimer: I do not own Fushigi Yuugi + its characters, or Rurouni Kenshin + its characters. I do own AQ (that is myself, as I've said many times before, and doesn't it show? *points to her hat with "AQ" written out in gold*

Onto the story!!!

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Part V: The Adventure Begins

Tasuki: But I thought the adventure began five parts ago.

Kenshin: Don't argue with the – er... ex-author?

AQ: ...

Hotohori: What's wrong with her?

Kenshin: She's in shock. She's always been the author.

Hotohori: So...?

Nuriko: She's upset, you moron!

Tasuki: Nuriko... he's still the Emperor...

Nuriko: Is he still the Emperor, AQ-sama?

Everyone: *looks on expectantly*

AQ: ...

Hotohori: Darn that evil impostor who stole the script! I need to know if I'm still the Emperor or not! (cuz if I still am, I can kick

Nuriko's ass for saying that about me) *fume*

Tamahome: So... what are we doing now?

Everyone: ...

AQ: ...

*five hours later*

Everyone: *still standing in the same position*

Tasuki: *whine* My feet hurt!

Chichiri: *gets in and of the cape* Now you see me, now you don't! Now you see me, now you don't! Now you see me – *gets hit on the head by Mitsukake* Ouch! *goes inside the cape* Now you don't!! *gets out and sticks tongue out* Na-na na-na-na! *gets hit again*

Hotohori: Am I still the Emperor? *blush* I'm starting to feel kind of silly in these pants...

Kenshin: *holding the leaves for AQ-sama and trying hard not to peek*

*another five hours later*

AQ: *suddenly snaps out of it* Okay people, enough rest! Leeeet's gooooo!!!!!

Everyone: Finally! We're actually going to do something!

AQ: Right! Now listen up! We have to find out who's got the script and get it back!

Kenshin: Mistress... stop moving... *trying even harder not to look*

AQ: What are you all waiting for??

Everyone: ???

AQ: *taps foot* Do you expect me to go out of here wearing this?? *grabs the leaves and throws them aside to make her point*

Everyone: drooool....

Kenshin: drool... *gets hit on the head* drool... *gets hit again* drool... *gets hit a third time and falls into the spring*

AQ: *shakes head and rubs sore fist*

Everyone: *still drooling*

AQ: *goes in and changes, comes back*

Everyone: *still drooling*

AQ: I'm not wearing that stupid plastic bikini anymore!!!

Everyone: *stop drooling*

AQ: Are you all going to change or what? *throbbing vein* I want to get to this creep as quickly as possible if you don't mind!

Tasuki: I'm going! I'm going! I'm first in the shower!

Nuriko: No you're not! I am! *picks him up by the waistband of his trunks and throws him aside*

Tasuki: Mitsukake! Help me! Heal my arm, I think it's broken! *tries to feel the bones, and a snapping sound is heard* It's definitely broken! Mitsukakeee!!! *cries*

Mitsukake: *runs past him* Every man for himself! Hiyah! *kicks Chichiri out of the way who just popped up out of the cape*

Chichiri: x_x *faints*

Kenshin: I must go and change, that I must, or AQ-sama will be very mad, that she will. *trips over fainted Chichiri*

Hotohori: *shakes head* Why did I get stuck with this bunch? *steps over and around all the people on the floor and calmly walks inside the building*

*the next day*

AQ: Now that we're all //finally// changed and ready!

Everyone: *sweat drop*

AQ: Let's go!

*triumphant music starts playing*

Everyone: *starts walking, then stops*

*music stops abruptly*

AQ: //Now// what???

Kenshin: Where are we going?

AQ: o.O You don't know?

Hotohori: Does anybody have a map?

Nuriko: If you're the Emperor, shouldn't you know where everything is in your own kingdom? *sneer*

Tasuki: But we don't know where we're going.

Nuriko: -_-u

AQ: *looks around and sees a dark cave* That looks just like a bad-guy's lair! Let's go that way!

Everyone: -_-u AQ-sama's the boss...

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That's it! More updates next week!! I'm so excited to get this ficcie out! ^_^ Wheee!!! Please review, and tell me what you think! I appreciate comments and constructive criticism. If you were going to say "AQ is stupid" then forget about a mention in the thank you's!!!!!! ^_~ But other than that, everything else is fine with me!!! ^___^ Now please hit that button and review!!! ^_^