The Evil Author
By Anime Queen
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A/N: Now for the thank-you's!
Joey's Girl: I'm sorry!!! For some reason, I didn't get your review in my e-mail! I'm so sorry... I swear this never happened before! *feels so ashamed* Thank you so much for both reviews! I swear, sometimes I'm even more insane than my mom thinks I am (and she must think I'm pretty insane, if she's too embarrassed to go out in public with me... -_-)
Destin: Yay! I'm glad you decided to check my little ficcie out! ^_^ Thanks so much! Take as long as you want to read it, I'm just happy to see that people like it! ^^
This is exactly half of the story!!!!
Disclaimer: I do not own Fushigi Yuugi + its characters, or Rurouni Kenshin + its characters. I do own AQ (that is myself, as I've said many times before, and doesn't it show? *points to her hat with "AQ" written out in gold*
Onto the story!!!
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Part V: The Adventure Begins
Tasuki: But I thought the adventure began five parts ago.
Kenshin: Don't argue with the – er...
ex-author?
AQ: ...
Hotohori: What's wrong with her?
Kenshin: She's in shock. She's always been the author.
Hotohori: So...?
Nuriko: She's upset, you moron!
Tasuki: Nuriko... he's still the
Emperor...
Nuriko: Is he still the Emperor, AQ-sama?
Everyone: *looks on expectantly*
AQ: ...
Hotohori: Darn that evil impostor who stole the script! I need to know if I'm still the Emperor or not! (cuz if I still am, I can kick
Nuriko's ass for saying that about me) *fume*
Tamahome: So... what are we doing now?
Everyone: ...
AQ: ...
*five hours later*
Everyone: *still standing in the same
position*
Tasuki: *whine* My feet hurt!
Chichiri: *gets in and of the cape* Now you see me, now you
don't! Now you see me, now you don't! Now you see me – *gets hit on the head by
Mitsukake* Ouch! *goes inside the cape* Now you
don't!! *gets out and sticks tongue out* Na-na na-na-na! *gets hit again*
Hotohori: Am I still the Emperor? *blush* I'm starting to feel
kind of silly in these pants...
Kenshin: *holding the leaves for AQ-sama
and trying hard not to peek*
*another five hours later*
AQ: *suddenly snaps out of it* Okay people,
enough rest! Leeeet's gooooo!!!!!
Everyone: Finally! We're actually going to do
something!
AQ: Right! Now listen up! We have to find out
who's got the script and get it back!
Kenshin: Mistress... stop moving...
*trying even harder not to look*
AQ: What are you all waiting for??
Everyone: ???
AQ: *taps foot* Do you expect me to go out of
here wearing this?? *grabs the leaves and throws them aside to make her point*
Everyone: drooool....
Kenshin: drool... *gets hit on the head* drool... *gets hit
again* drool... *gets hit a third time and falls into the spring*
AQ: *shakes head and rubs sore fist*
Everyone: *still drooling*
AQ: *goes in and changes, comes back*
Everyone: *still drooling*
AQ: I'm not wearing that stupid plastic
bikini anymore!!!
Everyone: *stop drooling*
AQ: Are you all going to change or what?
*throbbing vein* I want to get to this creep as quickly as possible if you
don't mind!
Tasuki: I'm going! I'm going! I'm first in the shower!
Nuriko: No you're not! I am! *picks him up by the waistband
of his trunks and throws him aside*
Tasuki: Mitsukake! Help me! Heal
my arm, I think it's broken! *tries to feel the bones, and a snapping sound is
heard* It's definitely broken! Mitsukakeee!!! *cries*
Mitsukake: *runs past him* Every man
for himself! Hiyah! *kicks Chichiri
out of the way who just popped up out of the cape*
Chichiri: x_x *faints*
Kenshin: I must go and change, that I must, or AQ-sama will be very mad, that she will. *trips over fainted Chichiri*
Hotohori: *shakes head* Why did I get stuck with this bunch?
*steps over and around all the people on the floor and calmly walks inside the
building*
*the next day*
AQ: Now that we're all //finally// changed
and ready!
Everyone: *sweat drop*
AQ: Let's go!
*triumphant music starts playing*
Everyone: *starts walking, then stops*
*music stops abruptly*
AQ: //Now// what???
Kenshin: Where are we going?
AQ: o.O You don't know?
Hotohori: Does anybody have a map?
Nuriko: If you're the Emperor, shouldn't you know where
everything is in your own kingdom? *sneer*
Tasuki: But we don't know where we're going.
Nuriko: -_-u
AQ: *looks around and sees a dark cave* That looks just like a bad-guy's lair! Let's go that way!
Everyone: -_-u AQ-sama's the boss...
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That's it! More updates next week!! I'm so excited to get this ficcie out! ^_^ Wheee!!! Please review, and tell me what you think! I appreciate comments and constructive criticism. If you were going to say "AQ is stupid" then forget about a mention in the thank you's!!!!!! ^_~ But other than that, everything else is fine with me!!! ^___^ Now please hit that button and review!!! ^_^
