The Evil Author

By Anime Queen

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A/N: Thanks sooo much for all the reviews you guys!!

Joey's Girl: So glad you understand, I didn't mean anything personal! ^_^ Thanks for the review! As always, you're the first reviewer again!!!

That's all for the reviews... I would wait for more ppl to get around to reading my little ficcie (since I know what it's like to not have time for anything) but I really want to finish it, so I can start directing people to my website and whatnot.

Disclaimer: I do not own Fushigi Yuugi, or Yugioh, but I do own AQ!

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Part VI: The Dark Cave

Tasuki: I'm scaaared!!! *hugs onto Nuriko*
Nuriko: =^_^= *shakes head* I-I mean... Lemme go!!!
Kenshin & Hotohori: *draw their swords*
AQ: Ooohhh!! Kenshin-chan and Hotohori-chan are gonna protect meee!!! *giggles and glomps both*
Kenshin & Hotohori: *blush* =^_^=
Tasuki: Hmph! Girls!
AQ: *glare*
Tasuki: o.O ... What?
AQ: Never mind, let's go!
Kenshin: *holds out hand* Wait.
AQ: Wha-?
Kenshin: There's someone coming...
Nuriko: Who?
Kenshin: I'm not sure... someone loud, someone annoying, someone –
Joey: *runs out from around the corner* Get away from me you punks!!!
Kenshin: o.oU – like him.
Yami: *follows calmly* Joey there's no one behind you.
Joey: Yeh? Well about em punks from da graveyard? Tried ta burry us alive! Ya call that not worth running from?
Tristan: We lost them two hours ago -_-
Tea: Um... guys? We're not alone.
*Yugioh gang notices AQ's gang*
Kenshin: *raises sword*
Joey: *raises fists* Ya wanna piece o'me?
Kenshin: You seem like a worthy opponent.
AQ: *snicker*
Joey: What?
AQ: *laughs out loud*
Joey: ???
AQ: Kenshin! Hah! He can't win against a cardboard box to save his life! Hahahahaha!!! *rolls on the floor*
Joey: Hey! No one has the right to insult me like dat!
Tea: Except Duke Devlin, Pegasus, and... uh... every person at the Battle City Tournament.
Tristan and Yami: *sweat drop* That's right! ^_^U
Joey: Yew all are supposed ta be my friends!
AQ: *clears throat* Well now that we're done with the introductions, let's move on with the rest of the story!
Hotohori: You're not the author anymore...
AQ: *throbbing vein* How can I forget with your //really// friendly reminders every few scenes?
Hotohori: *sweat drop*
Tasuki: Well it's the truth, I don't see why you're getting so worked up about it.
AQ: I'm warning you...
Tasuki: I mean, you're not in control anymore of this story, so just let it go and enjoy -
AQ: Uppercut!!! *punches Tasuki*
Tasuki: *flies off into the woods* - the shooooooww!
Hotohori: AQ-sama, pardon me, but the flying off and screaming is getting kind of old.
AQ: I told you already! I'm not doing this! *struggles against the urge to punch Hotohori*
Hotohori: I'm sorry, please forgive me. *bows on his knees*
Kenshin: o.O Sucking up this early in the story?
Tristan: *clears throat* If you guys are done, we'd like to get on with our journey!
AQ: Well us too! *pats Hotohori on the head*
Hotohori: =^_^=
Tea: Okay, so we'll just be going now!
Joey: Not yet! I still hafta teach this punk a lesson! *raises fists higher*
Kenshin: If you insist. *raises sword higher*
AQ: Kenshin... we've got to get going!
Kenshin: (Fight?) *looks at Joey*
Joey: *sneers*
Kenshin: (Or not?) *looks at AQ*
AQ: *batters eyelashes*
Kenshin: *sweat*
AQ: Come on, Kenshin-chan! ^_^
Kenshin: =^_^= (I love it when she calls me Kenshin-chan!) *lowers sword*
AQ: That's a good boy! *pats him on the head*
Kenshin: =^_^= (I did the right thing!)
Mitsukake: Anyone else notice she's been petting people a little too often?
Nuriko, Chichiri, Kenshin and Hotohori: *being petted* We don't mind!!!
The Yugioh gang: *sweat drop*

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That's it for another part! More updates when I get at least two more reviews! ^_^ Please review, ppl! Makes me very happy!