SH: Welcome all to the second episode of Naze Nani Bishoujo and Bishonen!
The title is partly Neon Genesis Evangelion and somewhat Megatokyo, so
please don't sue! I don't have anything of decent worth except my over-lax
muse, Drode! Mind you, I don't own any of the bishies featured, but
Professor Steve, Yggdrasil Island, and Maru are mine! Also, the concept
belongs to the ever popular Songwind! Now that school started, I have a ton
of free time, and will soon work on my other project, Toonami Dual! So
please wait patiently!
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It suddenly got dark over the city of Heric, really dark. People outside stopped working on mowing and trimming, and rather looked up. Even birds squawked as the shadows loomed overhead, causing them to fly in all directions. What could it be? A morning eclipse? No, it is a rather large cloud the size of the Main Warship from Independence Day, with several clouds on either side, overtaking the land, moving slowly with the winds.
"There is a place of immense power hovering over the cities of the Bishi World. It is hidden from all sides, but acts as a one-way looking glass. We see you, but you can't see us. Who is this who speaks? Where is the voice coming from? Greetings, viewers, to Yggdrasil, Island of the Gods." The scene shifted to a large floating island INSIDE the large white cloud. It was covered by a blue plexiglass dome that covered the outside, and the white smoke from the houses went out small vents and formed the cloud. Dozens of Chibi and San Goddesses/Gods/Angels ran around and played games, awhile Sama's watched on and supervised. However, attention is now directed at a Washu, a Tsunami, and a Skuld who each have a microphone.
"Hello." Tsunami bowed politely. Washu smiled, and Skuld grinned wickedly at the hovering camera-bot, welding her hammer.
"This is coming to all trainer's LIVE, from channel 208!" Skuld said, ^^ing as she did the victory pose, "The channel that acts as a reference to all trainer's on the road or sadly in the hospital because of a wild bishi. And yes, we are the same fighters of Professor Steve, who was runner-up in the semi-finals of the 2003 Grand Tournament!"
"AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" screamed said trainer, "flying" overhead with a large bump on his head and a handprint on his cheek. He crashed face-first into a toolshed nearby.
Washu sweat-dropped. "Unfortunately, we had to bring him with us. Even though we're voluntary, doesn't mean the 3 day rule doesn't apply. (Oh, and if you were voluntary captured, remember that you can go more than three miles.) We don't like to go cuckoo. Steve, himself, is a Keitaro-type kind of person, always getting into trouble just because he goes in the wrong place at the wrong time. Thank goodness he heals quickly. Oh, and in case you're wondering, we paid for this broadcast. As long as ratings go up, we keep yakking."
Tsunami brought out a stack of letters, and took one from the pile, "Dear Goddess Trio, I am a very upset trainer. I missed the tournament, and I have absolutely no idea what the rules are and how it's played. Please help. Signed, a CCS fan"
Skuld groaned, "Great, just what I need, a guy with a taste for H-" Ka- boing!!! Was the sound of a guitar KO'ing Skuld before she could finish her sentence. Where did it come from? (Drode: Ha, ha!)
"Well, from what my memory serves, the tournament is no place for amateurs. Only the best can come, when they have won 2 gyms or more. Our trainer won 3 gyms and won over 30 matches against trainers on foot. Anyways, the first round is a one on one match, which mostly goes for fighters. Then the second round, set two on two. There are 128 contestants altogether, 32 boys, 32 girls. That's 6 rounds, 62 eliminations, and at the end, the boy fights the girl, and the ultimate battle of Bishonen and Bishoujo begins! If a competitor is defeated, he has a chance to get a consolation prize if he can win against the other losers of the tournament, a whooping 10,000 credits!" Phony money fell around Washu to display the effect.
"There is a clip from our first round, enjoy!" Tsunami said, blowing a kiss as she turned on a holo-TV screen. It went fuzzy for a few seconds, then got sharper.
Tournament, 2nd Day..
"Now we come to our next match up of the tournament! Professor Steve vs. Rei Hayama! Trainers! Take your positions!" boomed the ever- dominant voice of LSS-sama over the megaphones. The two trainers glared at each other as they entered the arena. Fans screamed Steve's name, as he was well-known to be a very charitable person and more decent-looking than the wart-filled, swirly-eyed, fanboys. Rei was also greeted with warm cheers and hoots from the stands, mostly drunk teenagers who took in a lot of sake. She was clothed in the fashion of a priestess from FY, her necklace made of silver, and carried a staff with a small dagger inside for protection. She twirled it for good measure, and Steve smiled, a small glint flashed in his eye. That glint showed he had dropped his oddball pretense and was now all serious for this match.
"Begin!" The referee said, and the two launched their bishi balls through their special Poses.
"Skuld! Attack Position Alpha!" Steve said, as Skuld materialized on the field and immediately ran at the emerging form.
"Sazuka! Hyper-speed agility!" Rei said, flipping her hair, as her Sazuka appeared and also ran at Skuld, but at a far more alerting speed.
"Take this, ya Gi-dressed freak! Holy Hammer!" Skuld yelled at the top of her lungs as she swung her hammer horizontal, allowing Sazuka to simply dodge it unfazed.
"You have to do better than that, my dear child. My trainer has boosted me up with Speed Upgrades, courtesy of my new wooden sword." Sazuka said, as she again THWAPPED Skuld, cutting off frills as she passed.
Okay, no more Mrs. Nice Skuld. No one touches her dress and lives! "Grrrrrl!" She swung wildly, not hitting Sazuka once, the crowd cheered at the action given.
"Skuld! Don't get mad! She's fast but you are a lot agile in a pinch. In fact, use some of your agility, since Sazuka's speed prevent her from jumping to match yours!" Steve called out, his voice passive, but powerful. It was enough to get Skuld to calm down and focus.
"Gotcha!" Skuld ^^-ed as she leapt out of the way of the deadly blade as Sazuka ran left and turned "Oh, my, you missed! Ha ha!" Sazuka repeated to swing her sword without contact, as Skuld disappeared over and over, and laughed. Sazuka's face turned red with hatred.
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Skuld: Our trainer is smarter than most boy trainers, he can predict how a enemy can strike just by the first move she launches. When we challenge a Gym Leader on behalf of our clinic, they are well-known to use a 6th sense with their bishies, to alert them of attacks.
Tsunami: It's always good to cheer on your bishi during a battle, and give advice. There's no rule against it. That way you have the upper hand in regular and tournament matches.
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"Skuld, execute our secret plan! Bombshell Blitz!" Steve yelled over the roar of the crowd, as Skuld leapt back and somersaulted away from a deadly slash. Skuld caught it and grinned wickledly, it was one of her favorite weapons.
"Gotcha, Steve! HEEEEEEEEEEYA!" BOOOOOOOOOOOM! Skuld leapt up like a rocket, so far you could swear she was one with the sun. However, even that cliché attack had to stop, as she launched herelf DOWNWARD, face-first at the pavement, her hammer was in front. The "Boom", was when she struck the floor, launching a blue sonic-boom from the center. She flipped using her hammer's momentum to avoid the blue shockwave, and flipped to get on her feet. Chairs all over fell over, with the people on them and a lot of stands shook from the sound.
"Aaaaaaugh!" THUD! The Sazuka lost her footing as the earthquake knocked her off balance, and fell on her backside. Skuld grinned as she pulled her bazooka (from the movie) out of hammer-space, and aimed. A few seconds later, Sazuka was down for the count, Ko'ed by the explosion.
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Washu: What you have just seen was a powerful shockwave attack generated by Skuld's Holy Powers. The source is her hammer, which is a upgraded one. As she is a Sama, she has freedom to change tactics and techniques, just like Humans. She is also equipped with a speed-upgrade with her angel nearby.
Tsunami: Her Bazooka contains a large supply of Neo-Skuld Bombs, capable of giving a decent amount of damage. Had Sazuka got up, she would have a small amount of damage on her, but if a Bishi is unable to get up during a attack, the damage will quadruple. Which is why you should always look for Bishis with decent defense if they recover slowly. Also, always go for short-range warriors, they do the most damage.
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A girl with blue white skin floats upside down above a small mountainside, her eyes closed shut for some reason. Under her are Evas and Angels (Angelic Layer) battling it out, using everything in their arsenals to defeat each other. But in the end, the Angels (due to their ability to be smaller and more agile) were able to defeat the bulky titans. The girl giggled as her eyes opened, and revealed purple eyes with a red iris. Instantly the land changed, the forests become hills, the mountain became a plain, and the rivers dried out and became paths. The girl then vanished, perhaps to watch another battle in another area.
Washu: The above paragraph is to answer another of your questions, why does the Bishi World keep changing so often?
Tsunami: There is a special goddess that watches over the bishi-world with a strong hand, her name is Morgana (or in layman's terms, the inflicted Aura). Although formless, she has the ability to shape this world like reformatting a program, changing the landscape to suit the new owners of the land and the trainer's abilities and needs. You may notice that the scenery changes after a few days, mostly due to Morgana's mood and lack of organization. She's a tough old coot, but lacks focus for projects.
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Washu: Upon the bellows of a jagged, steep mountaintop rivaling Mt. Everest, there lies a cave of eternal night. No light can pierce it, and no human can ever get out once they enter, even if the entrance is a foot away. No life grows there, and regular bishies can sense the overwhelming ki, and will be thrown away like rag dolls, taking their trainer with them. This cave is not for the weak nor the Bishi-Dependent. Only God and Goddess- class Bishies can be able to enter with their master, who must be highly experienced with their bishies. Inside the cave is a maze of tunnels and hidden passages, of which most will lead trainers 70 miles away from the mountain. We know, Steve got us lost so bad we had to eat mold for a week because a rat took the food capsule.
Skuld: (serious) Why all the protection? There is a orb of great Power hidden inside the mountain, just taking it will set off a chain reaction of chaos throughout the world. It is a Demi-Orb, container of the Eternal Spirits, in which contains our true powers. Blunt swords will once again will slice and dice, magic spells will kill everyone within a mile radius, and energy blasts will vaporize entire cities.
Tsunami: (dead-serious) Only once has it happened, and it caused a war that resulted in the deaths of thousands of trainers and Bishonen and bishoujo. The trainer who took it was killed by his own bishi, as the orb used it's second ability, to break control of his Bishi-Balls, to cause the Bishies to become rebellious. To this day, the orb has been returned and the events have since stopped, but many still try and will fail miserably. Our warning to all trainer's is this, leave the orb alone or you will die.
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"Hurry it up already, Maru!" yelled a rowdy Fanboy in a green sweatshirt and blue pants. He and his bishies were traveling up the side of a cliff that appeared just yesterday. A boy, barely 16 was struggling behind, rage apparent on his face. He had silver streaked brown hair cut short to his neckline, awhile wearing a green blazer and blue striped T- shirt. On his back was a Tommy rifle, as well as several grenades on his belt.
Tsunami: (hovering over, watching) This is a Halfling, a human/Bishonen hybrid. Many trainers decide to have intercourse with their bishies so they could have very cute children. The halflings have no Chibi/San/or Sama forms, as they evolve with years like a normal human. Naturally, they have the charm and sparkle of normal Bishis, as well as the ability to self- evolve and improve from their human side.
Skuld: (annoyed at the trainer, so she blasts a tunnel up overhead so he can't pass any further) That'd show him. The way to find a Halfling is the eyes. Normal Bishies have special retinas to define them from their trainers, sometimes big, sometimes glowing. But Halfling eyes, well, are like human ones, squinty and lack expressions sometimes. They can't spiral, X, bug-out or zoom-out like us. That's how most of us can tell them from normal bishies. Oh, and if you see one, try to befriend it. They keep to themselves a lot so it's best to use the ear approach to tame them quickly.
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Washu: Dear Goddess Trio, how do I take care of a chibi? Signed, Huntress.
Skuld: Ohhh, caring for Chibis! How I wish I could raise one.....
Tsunami: Um, Skuld. If you didn't remember, we're kinda linked to the professor. And he prefers real girls his age.
Skuld: True, but mortals have limited life-spans, and the effect of the bishi-ball only works if they're alive. We, however, are immortal. (Tsunami and Washu sweatdrop)
Washu: Well, to be brief. If you are a trainer taking care of a Chibi, always go through this set of rules.
You are supreme, don't let them take over.
Touch the youngster gently, never grab or pull, it upsets them.
If it's a short-range fighter, get him/her a toy version of his/her weapon; long-range, a cap gun with no bullets, so they can learn to aim and learn combat skills.
Sometimes Chibi's don't have the luxuries of human towns, educate the Chibi about the technologies so it will be more comfortable later on.
After 5 months from birth, the Chibi will begin to walk, and soon after evolve with practice fights and intense training.
Never spoil them unless they are a prince, they tend to ask for more and more. Then the trainer wouldn't be able to control them.
Never show them in front of wild or tamed Bishis.
If it's a demon-type, control it by yanking on it's ear till it surrenders.
They like to play, get out a ball or a object of yours for them to use to improve eye coordination.
When they evolve, always keep some clothes ready, as many tend to become, well, naked. Of course, women tend to keep their clothes on during the transformation stage, sorry boys.
"Well, that wraps it up for today! See next time on NNB&B!" Tsunami said,
as the credits rolled and they zoomed out of the cloud and back to a
peaceful scenery with Bishies all over, laughing and playing.
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It suddenly got dark over the city of Heric, really dark. People outside stopped working on mowing and trimming, and rather looked up. Even birds squawked as the shadows loomed overhead, causing them to fly in all directions. What could it be? A morning eclipse? No, it is a rather large cloud the size of the Main Warship from Independence Day, with several clouds on either side, overtaking the land, moving slowly with the winds.
"There is a place of immense power hovering over the cities of the Bishi World. It is hidden from all sides, but acts as a one-way looking glass. We see you, but you can't see us. Who is this who speaks? Where is the voice coming from? Greetings, viewers, to Yggdrasil, Island of the Gods." The scene shifted to a large floating island INSIDE the large white cloud. It was covered by a blue plexiglass dome that covered the outside, and the white smoke from the houses went out small vents and formed the cloud. Dozens of Chibi and San Goddesses/Gods/Angels ran around and played games, awhile Sama's watched on and supervised. However, attention is now directed at a Washu, a Tsunami, and a Skuld who each have a microphone.
"Hello." Tsunami bowed politely. Washu smiled, and Skuld grinned wickedly at the hovering camera-bot, welding her hammer.
"This is coming to all trainer's LIVE, from channel 208!" Skuld said, ^^ing as she did the victory pose, "The channel that acts as a reference to all trainer's on the road or sadly in the hospital because of a wild bishi. And yes, we are the same fighters of Professor Steve, who was runner-up in the semi-finals of the 2003 Grand Tournament!"
"AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" screamed said trainer, "flying" overhead with a large bump on his head and a handprint on his cheek. He crashed face-first into a toolshed nearby.
Washu sweat-dropped. "Unfortunately, we had to bring him with us. Even though we're voluntary, doesn't mean the 3 day rule doesn't apply. (Oh, and if you were voluntary captured, remember that you can go more than three miles.) We don't like to go cuckoo. Steve, himself, is a Keitaro-type kind of person, always getting into trouble just because he goes in the wrong place at the wrong time. Thank goodness he heals quickly. Oh, and in case you're wondering, we paid for this broadcast. As long as ratings go up, we keep yakking."
Tsunami brought out a stack of letters, and took one from the pile, "Dear Goddess Trio, I am a very upset trainer. I missed the tournament, and I have absolutely no idea what the rules are and how it's played. Please help. Signed, a CCS fan"
Skuld groaned, "Great, just what I need, a guy with a taste for H-" Ka- boing!!! Was the sound of a guitar KO'ing Skuld before she could finish her sentence. Where did it come from? (Drode: Ha, ha!)
"Well, from what my memory serves, the tournament is no place for amateurs. Only the best can come, when they have won 2 gyms or more. Our trainer won 3 gyms and won over 30 matches against trainers on foot. Anyways, the first round is a one on one match, which mostly goes for fighters. Then the second round, set two on two. There are 128 contestants altogether, 32 boys, 32 girls. That's 6 rounds, 62 eliminations, and at the end, the boy fights the girl, and the ultimate battle of Bishonen and Bishoujo begins! If a competitor is defeated, he has a chance to get a consolation prize if he can win against the other losers of the tournament, a whooping 10,000 credits!" Phony money fell around Washu to display the effect.
"There is a clip from our first round, enjoy!" Tsunami said, blowing a kiss as she turned on a holo-TV screen. It went fuzzy for a few seconds, then got sharper.
Tournament, 2nd Day..
"Now we come to our next match up of the tournament! Professor Steve vs. Rei Hayama! Trainers! Take your positions!" boomed the ever- dominant voice of LSS-sama over the megaphones. The two trainers glared at each other as they entered the arena. Fans screamed Steve's name, as he was well-known to be a very charitable person and more decent-looking than the wart-filled, swirly-eyed, fanboys. Rei was also greeted with warm cheers and hoots from the stands, mostly drunk teenagers who took in a lot of sake. She was clothed in the fashion of a priestess from FY, her necklace made of silver, and carried a staff with a small dagger inside for protection. She twirled it for good measure, and Steve smiled, a small glint flashed in his eye. That glint showed he had dropped his oddball pretense and was now all serious for this match.
"Begin!" The referee said, and the two launched their bishi balls through their special Poses.
"Skuld! Attack Position Alpha!" Steve said, as Skuld materialized on the field and immediately ran at the emerging form.
"Sazuka! Hyper-speed agility!" Rei said, flipping her hair, as her Sazuka appeared and also ran at Skuld, but at a far more alerting speed.
"Take this, ya Gi-dressed freak! Holy Hammer!" Skuld yelled at the top of her lungs as she swung her hammer horizontal, allowing Sazuka to simply dodge it unfazed.
"You have to do better than that, my dear child. My trainer has boosted me up with Speed Upgrades, courtesy of my new wooden sword." Sazuka said, as she again THWAPPED Skuld, cutting off frills as she passed.
Okay, no more Mrs. Nice Skuld. No one touches her dress and lives! "Grrrrrl!" She swung wildly, not hitting Sazuka once, the crowd cheered at the action given.
"Skuld! Don't get mad! She's fast but you are a lot agile in a pinch. In fact, use some of your agility, since Sazuka's speed prevent her from jumping to match yours!" Steve called out, his voice passive, but powerful. It was enough to get Skuld to calm down and focus.
"Gotcha!" Skuld ^^-ed as she leapt out of the way of the deadly blade as Sazuka ran left and turned "Oh, my, you missed! Ha ha!" Sazuka repeated to swing her sword without contact, as Skuld disappeared over and over, and laughed. Sazuka's face turned red with hatred.
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Skuld: Our trainer is smarter than most boy trainers, he can predict how a enemy can strike just by the first move she launches. When we challenge a Gym Leader on behalf of our clinic, they are well-known to use a 6th sense with their bishies, to alert them of attacks.
Tsunami: It's always good to cheer on your bishi during a battle, and give advice. There's no rule against it. That way you have the upper hand in regular and tournament matches.
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"Skuld, execute our secret plan! Bombshell Blitz!" Steve yelled over the roar of the crowd, as Skuld leapt back and somersaulted away from a deadly slash. Skuld caught it and grinned wickledly, it was one of her favorite weapons.
"Gotcha, Steve! HEEEEEEEEEEYA!" BOOOOOOOOOOOM! Skuld leapt up like a rocket, so far you could swear she was one with the sun. However, even that cliché attack had to stop, as she launched herelf DOWNWARD, face-first at the pavement, her hammer was in front. The "Boom", was when she struck the floor, launching a blue sonic-boom from the center. She flipped using her hammer's momentum to avoid the blue shockwave, and flipped to get on her feet. Chairs all over fell over, with the people on them and a lot of stands shook from the sound.
"Aaaaaaugh!" THUD! The Sazuka lost her footing as the earthquake knocked her off balance, and fell on her backside. Skuld grinned as she pulled her bazooka (from the movie) out of hammer-space, and aimed. A few seconds later, Sazuka was down for the count, Ko'ed by the explosion.
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Washu: What you have just seen was a powerful shockwave attack generated by Skuld's Holy Powers. The source is her hammer, which is a upgraded one. As she is a Sama, she has freedom to change tactics and techniques, just like Humans. She is also equipped with a speed-upgrade with her angel nearby.
Tsunami: Her Bazooka contains a large supply of Neo-Skuld Bombs, capable of giving a decent amount of damage. Had Sazuka got up, she would have a small amount of damage on her, but if a Bishi is unable to get up during a attack, the damage will quadruple. Which is why you should always look for Bishis with decent defense if they recover slowly. Also, always go for short-range warriors, they do the most damage.
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A girl with blue white skin floats upside down above a small mountainside, her eyes closed shut for some reason. Under her are Evas and Angels (Angelic Layer) battling it out, using everything in their arsenals to defeat each other. But in the end, the Angels (due to their ability to be smaller and more agile) were able to defeat the bulky titans. The girl giggled as her eyes opened, and revealed purple eyes with a red iris. Instantly the land changed, the forests become hills, the mountain became a plain, and the rivers dried out and became paths. The girl then vanished, perhaps to watch another battle in another area.
Washu: The above paragraph is to answer another of your questions, why does the Bishi World keep changing so often?
Tsunami: There is a special goddess that watches over the bishi-world with a strong hand, her name is Morgana (or in layman's terms, the inflicted Aura). Although formless, she has the ability to shape this world like reformatting a program, changing the landscape to suit the new owners of the land and the trainer's abilities and needs. You may notice that the scenery changes after a few days, mostly due to Morgana's mood and lack of organization. She's a tough old coot, but lacks focus for projects.
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Washu: Upon the bellows of a jagged, steep mountaintop rivaling Mt. Everest, there lies a cave of eternal night. No light can pierce it, and no human can ever get out once they enter, even if the entrance is a foot away. No life grows there, and regular bishies can sense the overwhelming ki, and will be thrown away like rag dolls, taking their trainer with them. This cave is not for the weak nor the Bishi-Dependent. Only God and Goddess- class Bishies can be able to enter with their master, who must be highly experienced with their bishies. Inside the cave is a maze of tunnels and hidden passages, of which most will lead trainers 70 miles away from the mountain. We know, Steve got us lost so bad we had to eat mold for a week because a rat took the food capsule.
Skuld: (serious) Why all the protection? There is a orb of great Power hidden inside the mountain, just taking it will set off a chain reaction of chaos throughout the world. It is a Demi-Orb, container of the Eternal Spirits, in which contains our true powers. Blunt swords will once again will slice and dice, magic spells will kill everyone within a mile radius, and energy blasts will vaporize entire cities.
Tsunami: (dead-serious) Only once has it happened, and it caused a war that resulted in the deaths of thousands of trainers and Bishonen and bishoujo. The trainer who took it was killed by his own bishi, as the orb used it's second ability, to break control of his Bishi-Balls, to cause the Bishies to become rebellious. To this day, the orb has been returned and the events have since stopped, but many still try and will fail miserably. Our warning to all trainer's is this, leave the orb alone or you will die.
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"Hurry it up already, Maru!" yelled a rowdy Fanboy in a green sweatshirt and blue pants. He and his bishies were traveling up the side of a cliff that appeared just yesterday. A boy, barely 16 was struggling behind, rage apparent on his face. He had silver streaked brown hair cut short to his neckline, awhile wearing a green blazer and blue striped T- shirt. On his back was a Tommy rifle, as well as several grenades on his belt.
Tsunami: (hovering over, watching) This is a Halfling, a human/Bishonen hybrid. Many trainers decide to have intercourse with their bishies so they could have very cute children. The halflings have no Chibi/San/or Sama forms, as they evolve with years like a normal human. Naturally, they have the charm and sparkle of normal Bishis, as well as the ability to self- evolve and improve from their human side.
Skuld: (annoyed at the trainer, so she blasts a tunnel up overhead so he can't pass any further) That'd show him. The way to find a Halfling is the eyes. Normal Bishies have special retinas to define them from their trainers, sometimes big, sometimes glowing. But Halfling eyes, well, are like human ones, squinty and lack expressions sometimes. They can't spiral, X, bug-out or zoom-out like us. That's how most of us can tell them from normal bishies. Oh, and if you see one, try to befriend it. They keep to themselves a lot so it's best to use the ear approach to tame them quickly.
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Washu: Dear Goddess Trio, how do I take care of a chibi? Signed, Huntress.
Skuld: Ohhh, caring for Chibis! How I wish I could raise one.....
Tsunami: Um, Skuld. If you didn't remember, we're kinda linked to the professor. And he prefers real girls his age.
Skuld: True, but mortals have limited life-spans, and the effect of the bishi-ball only works if they're alive. We, however, are immortal. (Tsunami and Washu sweatdrop)
Washu: Well, to be brief. If you are a trainer taking care of a Chibi, always go through this set of rules.
You are supreme, don't let them take over.
Touch the youngster gently, never grab or pull, it upsets them.
If it's a short-range fighter, get him/her a toy version of his/her weapon; long-range, a cap gun with no bullets, so they can learn to aim and learn combat skills.
Sometimes Chibi's don't have the luxuries of human towns, educate the Chibi about the technologies so it will be more comfortable later on.
After 5 months from birth, the Chibi will begin to walk, and soon after evolve with practice fights and intense training.
Never spoil them unless they are a prince, they tend to ask for more and more. Then the trainer wouldn't be able to control them.
Never show them in front of wild or tamed Bishis.
If it's a demon-type, control it by yanking on it's ear till it surrenders.
They like to play, get out a ball or a object of yours for them to use to improve eye coordination.
When they evolve, always keep some clothes ready, as many tend to become, well, naked. Of course, women tend to keep their clothes on during the transformation stage, sorry boys.
"Well, that wraps it up for today! See next time on NNB&B!" Tsunami said,
as the credits rolled and they zoomed out of the cloud and back to a
peaceful scenery with Bishies all over, laughing and playing.
