some people say you can't use muggle technology at hogwarts because the magic interferes with the electicity but im here to shine the light on the truth & tell you the real reason why you cant use a computer or radio there the truth is hogwarts is infested with electrical gnomes let me tell the story of how they got there.

500 years ago...

deep in the forbiden forest lived little gnomes, these gnomes were not just normal gnomes these gnomes were smarter than any other living thing. even smarter than humans for they invented the computer 470 years before the muggle race. that is where the story starts with the gnome prince pallador. now pallador wasnt very smart compared to other gnomes but he worked hard & soon he found out that if you do a few certain things you can make a machine that really by its self is very useless all it showed was a light with nothing on it but pallador after awhile found out how to make a wire that can instead of shooting electricty into a machine could shoot it out & send messages withfrom that day on most gnomes used the internet to contact each other & were barely seen outside untill one day a wizard by the name of orion the powerful walked in on the little creatures & saw the computer now orion was the headmaster at a certain wizard school, he asked for the spell for such useful devices when they didnt give him it saying it was theirs and they werent letting any dirty old wizard steal their creation orion banned them from the forest took their computers to run some magical tests all failed and he never figured it out.

1967...

Douglas Engelbart sat in his study trying to figure out this mini machine that seemed to be able to access a world load of information things he never new like the existence of gnomes and wizards and other magical creatures. it took him a year to finally figure out how it worked but when he did he re-built it to be big enough for him to use thats when the gnomes attacked and played verious pranks over the net now since i forgot to mention it earlier these gnomes werent only smarter than anything else the were smaller also they were so small they could travel by wire and get inside the computer in fact this is the way the computer was meant to be used. gnomes were mad they thought muggles had stolen their invention so they went inside the computers and stole the time and locked up computers when they muggle-borns went to hogwarts they usually brought their computers the gnomes didnt like this so they went to hogwarts and messed with every computer there now if word got out that hogwarts was infested with mad gnomes parents wouldnt want to let their kids go there so they coverd it up by saying it was the magic interfereing... well now you know why machines dont work there (i gotta go dumbledore isnt very happy ::dodges a stunning curse:: bye and remember why machines dont work at hogwarts)

-gabrial prima