The Evil Author

By Anime Queen

Totoya: hehe... yeah, I've always wanted a cooking Kenshin too! ^^ I'm glad you think it's funny! ^_^ Thanks for reading and thanks for the nice review!!

Joey's Girl: hehe... Joey is the funny character, right? ^^; Well, glad you read and reviewed!!

Disclaimer: I do not own FY, RK, or Yugioh, and I don't own the concept of Yami's (that's from the show!) That's all I'm saying, not giving out the plot anymore! Yall will find out in the next chapter anyways, since we're pretty close to the ending at this point. Only two chapters to go!!! ^_^ I can't wait!

Well, Please Review!! I love hearing your comments and thoughts on this!!

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Part VIII: The Evil Author Appears!

Mitsukake: About bloody time!!
AQ: Maybe you guys aren't aware of the fact that we're still in the Shadow Realm, surrounded by our Yami's?
Tristan: Maybe you're not aware that the last part ended with you crying about not having a Yami?
AQ: That's right! *falls on her butt and starts crying* I want my Yamiiii!!!
Kenshin and Hotohori: I'll be your Yami! *start acting like zombies*
All the Yami's: That's not how we act!!! *indignant*
Kenshin and Hotohori: Oh yeah?! Then show us!
Yami Joey: *dances around, and some more card are spilled out*
Joey: Oh boy! More cards! *rushes to pick them up*
Yami Tea: *still passed out*
Yami Tristan: What the fuck is the author's problem? *obscene words and gestures*
Battousai: Prepare to diiieeee!!! *stabs Yami Nuriko*
Yami Nuriko: Hey! What the - *faints*
Yami Mitsukake and Yami Chichiri: *fall on top of Yami Nuriko* ... We liked it better up there!!!
Yami Hotohori: Up... //there//?? *wink wink*
Yami: I am ashamed for my own kind... *shakes head*
AQ: *continues crying and sobbing*
Kenshin: I don't think this is working...
Hotohori: ...
Evil Voice: MUAHAHAHA! You are all pathetic!
Tristan: Who said that?
Tea: Whoever did, he sure was right!
*Yami's are still acting crazy*
Evil Voice: And I wrestled a little child for this??!! I can't believe it!
Kenshin: Come out and fight like a man!
Evil Voice: But I am not a man! HAHAHAHA!!!
Kenshin: *sweat drop*
Hotohori: Then come out and fight like... um... whatever you are!!!
Evil Voice: That would be the //author//!!!!!
Joey: Where'd this freak go! I wanna break his bones and smash him into the ground!
Yami Joey: Wheee! Into the ground!!! *more cards fall out of his pocket*
Joey: I don't know where all these cards are comin from, but hey! *picks them up*
Kenshin: AQ-sama, we've found the evil author!
AQ: *still crying and sobbing* I don't care about that anymore! I want my Yami!
Evil Author: Pathetic... so pathetic... Well that will all change soon!
Nuriko: Why don't you show yourself!
Chichiri: *starts to say spell*
Mistukake: What are you doing? Now is not the time!
Chichiri: *saying spell*
Nuriko: Well he's useless... Looks like it's up to us to get this weirdo out into the open!
Evil Author: I am the author! Do you really think that's going to happen anytime soon??
Chichiri: It's happening now, no da!
Evil Author: What??!! How is this possible!!! *is standing in front of the group* (Now, to change that...) Where'd the script go???
Yahiko: There! Perfect! *scribbles on the script*
Chichiri: *continues to say spell*
Yahiko: Now, just a few more words, and everything will be back to normal!
Chichiri: *finishes spell* That's for last time, kid!
Yahiko: *is hit with a paralyzing spell* What? But I'm on your side!! *is paralyzed*
Tea: Um... guys, maybe I don't fully understand, but isn't that the bad guy? *points to the cloaked Evil Author*
Yahiko: Yeah, you big moron! You're supposed to hit him, not me!!
Nuriko and Mitsukake: *sweat drop* This is making our show look bad...
*change to the Yu-Yu gang, all woken up in the hotel*
Yusuke: Well what about our show?? We're not even main characters!
Kuwabara: The rock was a main topic in the beginning - *gets hit on the head*
Shizuru: *hides baseball bat for future use*
Koenma: Yeah, what's up with that, you meanie! We're mainly here for the comic relief when the author gets writers block!!!
Ogre: Koenma-sir, here's some more food.
Koenma: Oh boy! *digs in*
*back to Shadow Realm*
Hotohori: Currently, please file all claims to him. *points to Yahiko*
Yahiko: Whatcha looking at? I don't have the script.
Kenshin: o.O That's right. It's back with the Evil Author.
Nuriko: And you're awfully calm about that, aren't you?
Kenshin: ...
Mitsukake: Well at least we're not doing anything embarrassing.
Chichiri: I love you Mitsukake!! *glomps*
Mitsukake: -_- So much for nothing embarrassing...
Hotohori: *elbows Kenshin and points to AQ*
AQ: *is crawling around* Yami! Where is my Yami?! *looks under all the rocks* My Yami is not here! *cries*
Kenshin and Hotohori: *sweat drop*
Evil Author: *now has the script back* I can't believe she could ever write a decent fic! Hmph!
Nuriko: Well she was doing just fine until //you// came along! (I'm actually sticking up for AQ-sama! ^_^ And it feels so good!)
Evil Author: Still! She sucks at being the authoress!
AQ: *stops crying about not having a Yami* WHO SAID THAT???!!!
Everyone: o.O *points to the Evil Author*
Evil Author: So what? It's true.
AQ: Say that to my face, you jerk face!
Evil Author: Even when she speaks, she makes repetitive mistakes.
AQ: Why you little!!!
Evil Author: *glare*
AQ: *glares back*
Mitsukake: Now that the two authors are in a staring contest over the script and author's rights to this fic, who will win? What will be the outcome, and what will be the fate of this world?
Chichiri: I love youuu!
Mitsukake: *runs away*
Chichiri: Come back! I love you!

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All right, about time I've updated this, I wanna finish it so I don't have to worry about it and forget about it and then hating myself. Cuz this is like my first fic starring me! It's also my first anime crossover! Please review, I love reviews, and e-mails!