The Evil Author

By Anime Queen

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Joey's Girl: *nods* yup, Totoya is from fp.com! *waves to Totoya* ^_^ Tee-hee yeah, Joey's the comic relief!

WindShine: Awww... Couldn't think about what to make Seto and Ryou do in the story...^_^;; Sorry! But Tasuki and Tamahome are appearing later on in the story!

Only one more chapter after this!! And then that's it... v_v Oh well! Then I will focus more on my other fanfics o.O No, I haven't forgotten about them yet! I've been working, just not enough to actually update something ^_^;

Disclaimer: I do not own any anime characters (FY, RK, Yugioh, Yu Yu Hakusho) but I do own myself (duh!) and the little concept I came up with for the end of the chapter!

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Part IX: Conclusion

Yami Nuriko: Already?? *face falls* And I was having so much fun!! *is spinning Yami Chichiri and Yami Mitsukake*
Yami Joey: *dances around* Yeah, we Yami's only appeared a little while ago!
Joey: *waits for more cards to fall out*
Yami Joey: *continues to dance, but no cards fall*
Joey: Awww... Guess there's a conclusion to everything. *goes into depression*
Evil Author: That's enough! This is between me, and her! *continues to glare at AQ*
AQ: *glares back*
Yahiko: (Hey, I can move again!) *sneaks to the Evil Author and snatches the script*
Evil Author and AQ: *too busy glaring to notice*
Nuriko: *whisper* Yahiko! You know what to do!
Yahiko: *whisper* Right! *scribbles in the script*
Nuriko: *changes into a female* o.O Not that!
Yahiko: *sweat drop* They look good on you, heh...
Nuriko: Gimme that. *grabs the script and starts writing*
Evil Author and AQ: *still glaring*
Nuriko: *still writing* This is hard work! *the breasts disappear, and he's back to being male*
Tristan: Personal problems have to wait!
Nuriko: Oh yeah? You think it's easy looking something like that?
Tristan: *grows a pair of breasts* AAIIIEEE! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE! CHANGE IT BACK!
Nuriko: *mimicking Tristan* Personal problems have to wait!
Tristan: v_v
Nuriko: Hee hee! I can get used to this!
Yami: Let's not forget her. *points to AQ*
Nuriko: Oh, right. AQ-sama! Look at this! Tristan's got boobs!!
AQ: Wha...? *stops glaring and looks at Tristan* O.O *bursts out laughing*
Evil Author: HAH! You blinked! I win!!!
AQ: Nuriko! *looks at Tristan* But it was worth it! *laughs more*
Nuriko: *wink*
Tea: Can you please get on with it? *impatient*
Kenshin and Hotohori: *realize they aren't doing anything* o.O
Hotohori: *thinks it's a good idea to bother Nuriko* Nuriko!!! You have to hurry up with that! We haven't got all day, you know!
Kenshin: How can you tell when's day and when's night? *looks around the darkness*
Nuriko: Go bother someone else. *continues to write*
Kenshin and Hotohori: Okay! ^_^ *go mingle with the Yami's*
Evil Author: Now... what should I do with you? You don't know who I am, so I guess it will be okay to let you all go with a warning. *the cape comes off*
Nuriko: Finally! That sentence was awfully long to write! *nurses his hand*
Evil Author: And if you choose to come back, then... *notices everyone looking at him* What are you all staring at?
Everyone: *stops doing whatever they were doing and looks at the Evil Author*
AQ: *still laughing about Tristan and his boobs*
Kenshin: AQ-sama, you might want to look at this.
AQ: What? Look at what? *sees the Evil Author without the cape*
Evil Author and AQ: *stare at each other*
Hotohori: Think she'll throw another fit?
AQ: *jumps up and down* You're my Yami! You're my Yami! You're my Yami!!! *throws herself on the Evil Author's neck*
Evil Author: What the fudge! Get off!
AQ: *holds on tight* Wheee! I've found my Yami!!! ^___^
Evil Author: *starts to choke* Let go... let go...
Everyone: o.O
Tristan: And so, the truth is finally revealed! The Evil Author was none other than AQ-sama's Yami.
Mitsukake: Hey, I was the narrator!
Tristan: Don't you have a lot on your hands at the moment?
Chichiri: *holds onto Mitsukake's neck* Let's get married! ^_^
Mitsukake: *sweat drop*
Evil Author: *tries to escape AQ's clutches* There's something you need to know...
AQ: *isn't listening* My very own Yami!! Whoo-hooo!! ^___^
Evil Author: I'm actually - *splits in two*
AQ: ?? *falls in between the two halves* ??!!
Everyone: O.O!!
*the two halves of the Evil Author morph into two teenage girls*
AQ: *blinks* Whee! I get two Yami's!!!
Girl 1: Eeeew! Don't call me that! I'm not a Yami!
Girl 2: Yeah, that's right! She's not evil enough to be a Yami!
AQ: Then what are you?
Girl 1: I'm a Hikari!
Girl 2: And I'm a Yami!
AQ: Wheee! I get two! In your faces!!! *sticks tongue out at everyone*
Yami AQ: Are you completely sure that she's the one?
Hikari AQ: Of course! Just look at her! Isn't she adorable??
AQ: *jumping around with her tongue out* In your face! In your face! I have two! You have one!
Yami AQ: Oh well, if I must, I must!
Hotohori: *taps AQ on the shoulder* Do you think you can have the script back now?
AQ: *looks at Nuriko, still writing*
Everyone: *grew breasts* JUST TAKE IT AWAY FROM HIM!!
Nuriko: Awww... I was having fun! *hesitantly hands it over to AQ*
Kenshin: Can I go home now? Can I? Can I?
Hotohori: *bonks him on the head* I get a wish too!
Kenshin: x_x Orooo....
Hotohori: Where's Tasuki and Tamahome?
*scene change to the Dark Tournament*
Tamahome: *out of breath* Please... make... him... stop...!!
Mutant Dr. Ichigaki: Someone hold him still! *runs slowly after him, panting*
Tasuki: I'll save you Tama-chan!! *runs to the hotel*
Yusuke: So... when will she make us pop up randomly in the story again?
Kuwabara: I don't know... but that rock is really getting on my nerves. I mean, what rock? Why did I start talking about that rock? It annoys me.
Shizuru: *hits him on the head with a baseball bat* Me too.
*door swings open*
Tasuki: Get off of your asses you bunch of lazy's!
Hiei: Who are you? Who sent you?
Tasuki: *mutters* AQ sent me flying... *mutters more about evil authors*
AQ: (He doesn't know about the Evil Author, remember? ^_~)
Kurama: AQ-sama sent you? Has she finally looked past my demonic differences and wants me to join the full-time cast?
Tasuki: Erm... no.
Kurama: *hangs head* And I was so excited...
Kayko: *looks out of the window, and hears cheering* Guys, when's your next fight?
Yusuke: Ask Genkai, she knows. I'm off to sleep.
Botan: But Yusuke, Genkai's dead.
Yusuke: What? No! I will show that bastard Toguro! *runs out of the room*
Tasuki: Yeah, now this is what I'm talking about! *runs after him*
Kuwabara: Maybe the rock's in the ring!
Shizuru: *hits him on the head* One more thing about the rock and I swear I'll kill you.
Kuwabara: *faints*
Kayko and Botan: Yusuke wait for me! *run out after him*
Hiei: Come on. We don't want to miss the fight. *drags a depressed Kurama out with him*
Shizuru: *low voice* Okay Sakio, you can come out now.
Sakio: *emerges from the closet* Finally!
Shizuru: ...
Sakio: ...
*start making out*
Kuwabara: *wakes up, sees Shizuru and Sakio making out* (I'll pretend I didn't see that) *falls back unconscious*
*in the ring*
Tamahome: Can't... keep... running... too... tired... *falls on his face*
Mutant Dr. Ichigaki: Now... I... finally... have... you... you little... *falls on top of him*
Tasuki, Yusuke, Hiei, Kurama, Botan and Kayko: We're here!! *fanfare*
Yusuke: Someone's already in the ring!
Tasuki: Oh no! Tamahome! I'm coming to save you!! *gets into the ring*
Tamahome: x_x *unconscious*
Tasuki: O.O Look what you've done to him, you big ugly brute! *kicks Mutant Dr. Ichigaki*
Mutant Dr. Ichigaki: *groans and rolls off of Tamahome*
Tasuki: Tamahome!!! *glomps*
Tamahome: So is this what you meant when you said you didn't like girls?
Tasuki: What? o.O
AQ: I guess we'll never know! ^_~
Misao: Hey, what are those morons doing down there!
Kaoru: Yeah! We want to see blood!
Saitou: *finishes his food* Speaking of morons, where's broom head and rooster head?
*scene change to a remote part of the Shadow Realm*
Chou: Rooster head!
Sanouske: Broom head!
Chou: Rooster head!
Sanouske: Broom head!
Yami Yugi: Now they won't bother anyone ever again! ^_^
*back to wherever it was in the very beginning*
Nuriko: Now what?
Yami AQ: What do you mean, now what? Now we kill them and eat them! *drools all over the Kenshin, Yu-gi-oh and Fushigi Yuugi crews*
AQ: Um... not this time, Yami. I think we'll just send them back to their respective shows.
Hotohori and Kenshin: But we don't want to gooo!!
Hikari AQ: I think there's a simple way to solve this! ^_^

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I've just realized that I've forgotten to post this part before part 10! *bangs head on desk* Either way, Please review!!!