The Evil Author

By Anime Queen

A/N's and Thankies:

Anee: Heh, manipulation and randomness is what the story is aaaaalll about! ^_~

Arain Rowan: Yeah... I guess Suboshi and Amiboshi and Nakago are kind of cute! Lol I just wanted to do that for the sake of funniness! ^__^

Disclaimer: I do not own FY, RK, Yugioh, or Yu Yu Hakusho. However, the Yami/Hikari concept I consider my own! (In the Yugioh show, they only have Yami's and the humans are Hikari's, so there, mine is original ^_~)

Please Review! Last chapter! The end is here! ^o^

Kenshin: Stop blabbering and get on with this fic... *mutter mutter*
AQ: I'm not babbling, you're babbling! If I wanted to babble, I would write another fic!
Kenshin: -_-;; Please read and review.

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Part X: Epilogue

Scene – A huge mansion. Guards everywhere. Enormous back yard with the deepest pool you've ever seen.

AQ: I got to hand it to you, Hikari, this is the best possible ending to the fic!
Hikari AQ: That's all right! ^_^ I'm just glad everyone's happy!
Yami AQ: I sure am happy!! *puts barbecue sauce on Joey, who's roasting over a fire*
Joey: Help!!! Tea!!! Tristan!!!
Tea: That's what you get for ignoring me!
Tristan: And for not supporting me through the time I looked like a woman!
Joey: We all looked like women!!! I still do!!
Tristan: Well so do I! We're even, now leave me alone! Can't you respect someone who just lost his manhood?? *bursts out crying*
Tea: I'm confused as to what a real friend would do – make out with him, or just console him?
Kenshin: I brought some clothes for you to wear, AQ-sama!!! *dumps tons of sexy bikini's next to her*
AQ: Wow! Thank you Kenshin-chan! *pets him on the head*
Hotohori: I brought some food! *wobbles under the weight of tons and tons of ice cream*
AQ: Good boy, Hotohori-chan! *pets him too*
Yami AQ: Now, I eat! *starts eating Joey*
Joey's Ghost: Even in death they make puppy jokes at me...
Nuriko: I've really thought about my sexuality, and now I see that being gay isn't for me! ^_^
Chichiri: But it is for me, no da!
Mitsukake: Why can't you just leave me alone and go after guys who like guys like you??
Chichiri: Because I like you, no da! *glomps*
*both fall*
Mitsukake: *squirms out from  under him and runs*
Chichiri: Come back, no da!!!
Yami AQ: Idiots sure taste good on the grill!!! *looks around* Who's next?
Yugi: Yay! I finally got my body back from my Yami!
Yami AQ: *licks her lips*
Yugi: Hello...
Yami AQ: *knocks him out, ties him up to a stick, and holds him over the fire*
Yugi: Mmmmm! Nice and warm!
Yami AQ: *laughs evilly*
AQ: Whatever happened to all the other Yami's?
Hikari AQ: See for yourself!
AQ: *invokes her authoress' powers to see into the Shadow Realm*
*all the Yami's are still acting crazy*
Hikari AQ and AQ: *giggle* The ways of the Yami's...
Yami AQ: I heard that you know! *slurps the rest of Yugi off the stick* I'm ready for seconds!
AQ: Well, I'd better finish this silly adventure.
Yami AQ: Nooooo! I want more food!!!
AQ: No! You've had enough! Doctor says you shouldn't eat more than two people a day, or else!
Yami AQ: *burps loudly and licks a fresh bone* Heee! Too late! So much for the weasel girl!
Hikari AQ: Or else what?
Yami AQ: *gets indigestion* I'll be right back!
AQ: Or else she gets indigestion. *shakes head* When will she listen to me?
Yami AQ: *from the bathroom* I heard that...
*two hours later*
Hikari AQ: Didn't you say you were going to finish this fic?
AQ: Yeah, I am.
Yami AQ: Well hurry up and do so then! How long should I sit in this bathroom? It smells, it reeks, it stinks! Get me out of here!
AQ: And a second ago, she wanted more food! I guess my Yami learned her lesson! ^_^ *proud*
Yami AQ: Proud of what? Proud of making a poor Yami suffer the incompetence of human beings? The cruelty of previous occupants who've pooped on the floor? *has a fit*
AQ: ... -_- ...
Kenshin and Hotohori: Pet us some more!!! ^__^
AQ: ^^ At least I know I'm always wanted! And all of you are going to review, am I right? If not, I'll set my human-eating Yami on yall!!!
Mitsukake: Wait! The only thing left to do now is to find out what happened to Koenma and Ogre!
Chichiri: I found you, no da!
Mitsukake: Can you at least wait until I'm finished with my narrator duties?
Chichiri: Okay! ^_^
Mitsukake: Now, as I was saying, whatever happened to Koenma and Ogre?
*scene change to the box seats at the Dark Tournament*
Koenma: More food! More food! More food!
Ogre: -_-U For a baby, he sure eats a lot.
Koenma: Baby?! I'm no baby! I'll show you who's the baby! *takes off his diaper and puts in on Ogre's head*
Ogre: AAAHHHH! GET THIS FOUL THING OFF MY FACE!
Mitsukake: -_- Right. Should've known.
Chichiri: Are you finished now?
Mitsukake: No. *sweat* Now I'm going to talk about what happens over a period of five years in great detail.
AQ: Fic's over, Mitsukake!
Mitsukake: *glances at Chichiri* No it's not! *goes on to ramble and rant*
AQ: Must I do everything myself?
Hikari AQ: Well, you are the authoress, after all.
AQ: And doesn't it feel good to be in control again! *stands up and pulls the black on the edges of the screen towards the middle*
Mitsukake: *still ranting on* Wait, don't close yet!
Chichiri: My love! Now we can finally get married and live happily ever after!! ^_^
AQ: That's it, and review!!! *closes the screen completely*

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Ta da!!!!!! ^____^ Another fic that I've successfully finished!!! I just love myself! *hugs*

Actually, it was you guys – you're the real inspiration! Thanks so much for sticking w/me thus far! And thanks for the encouraging reviews!!! ^_^