Chapter4: [The gang is driving to Kaiba's private airstrip, in his private
limo with Kaiba's private driver. (Can you spell S-P-O-I-L-E-D? I just
did.)]
Joey: Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
Tea: Shut up.
Malik: You could fit a pyramid in here.why is it so large?
Kaiba: (Shrugging) for parties. I had a tournament with my staff in here
once though.
[They arrive at the airport and about to board when Yugi stops. He pulls
Malik off to the side.]
Yugi: Um.Malik? Could you separate me and Yami? I might get sick and ruin
the flight for him.
Malik: Get sick? Oh, you're afraid of heights, aren't you?
Yugi: Ya.
Malik: That's okay. I am too.a little bit. But I'll do anything to ruin my
Yami's flight. I'll separate you as soon as we get into the plane. I wonder
how you and Bakura's Yamis will handle flying.
[Yugi, Joey, and Bakura all got sick on the flight, and Malik barely
contained his lunch. It was an uneventful flight except for being yelled at
by Kaiba for barfing on the furniture of his favorite jet. Turns out that
YamiYugi loved to be up high, and so did YamiBakura.]
YamiBakura: (Opening window and sticking head outside) I can see my tomb
from here! Suicide! Suicide! Suicide! Suicide! Suicide! Suicide! Suicide!
Bakura: Get back in here before the thin air kills you!
YamiBakura: You're spoiling my fun!
Bakura: (Sighs) buckle up your seat belt. We're landing.
[They landed, went to the bathroom, ate, and started to walk through
Cairo.]
Malik: This brings back memories.
YamiYugi: Yes, but it is very different from five thousand years ago.
YamiBakura: We Yamis shouldn't recognize anything.
YamiMalik: Speak for yourself!
Shannon: When did you wake up?
YamiMalik: A while ago. It feels good to stretch.
Shannon: Get back in there.
YamiMalik: Why? If you take the Rod I can't hurt anyone.quickly.
Shannon: You'll shun Malik from HIS body. NOW GET BACK IN THERE!
YamiMalik: Okay, okay.
Malik: I hate him. What did I miss?
Joey: Our little friend here told your Yami off!
Malik: Wow. (Grips Shannon's shoulders) Thank you. You're staying with me.
Shannon: (blushing) O-okay.
{Later.}
[They arrive at the tomb and look at the hieroglyphics, but find nothing.
Isis uses her millenium Necklace, and sees the thief, only to discover he
left Egypt to go to Canada. Unfortunately, Isis is unable to see the last
Item.]
Joey: It's off to Canada!
Tea: Stop that it's off to stuff, I'm getting a headache.
Yugi: You mean we have to get in the plane again?
Kaiba: Anyone have to barf before we go?
[Yugi and Joey raised there hands and ran to the washroom, coming out with
pale faces.]
Bakura: Yami, don't stick your head out the window and don't sit beside me
this time, okay?
YamiBakura: But we need to bond. We have a sort of father son relationship
now.
Tristan: What a twisted relationship.
Bakura: When did this relationship start, pray-tell.
YamiBakura: Now. We've lived together all your life, and you never knew me
until this morning.
Bakura: We look more like twins then Father and son.
Yami Bakura: I'm half a foot taller then you!
Bakura: That explains growing pains, followed by me wondering why I hadn't
grown an inch.
