let me just say that in real life jack prolly wouldve shot her as soon as she was on board and had put down her gun, but this is the twisted circle of fiction so here we are with twisted (but very good) fiction. lol

A Pirates Life for Me!

They docked in the noisy harbor that evening and made their way to The Faithful Bride, one of the many whore houses.

As they were walking two blonde girls with a very low cut tops to her dresses came up to Jack and slapped him as hard as they possibly could then stuck their noses high in the air and sauntered off. The girls all exchanged glances.

"Does that happen often?" Rane asked Will softly as they made their way up the steps.

"Very." He replied.

Upon entering, another tramp (a red head this time) came up to him and slapped much in the same manor as the last girls.

Now with two red cheeks he looked over to Adelyn.

"Hmm, looks like someone has a bit of a reputation." She grinned at him.

He gave her a fake smile and girlish laugh, then hmphed it off.

Right before they got to the bar, three girls were suddenly standing in their way, one girl was an average sized strawberry blonde, with gray blue eyes; the next on one was tall and had gorgeous reddish-brown hair and pure hazel eyes. The next girl was black and had almost black eyes to match her short dark hair.

"Girls!" Adelyn greeted the three women and they all broke out into smiles.

"Well it's about time then!" the tall brunette hollered, hugging Adelyn.

"Sorry about the wait loves, we got tied up at the Port, but 'ere now!"

"Who's ya friends?" The blonde asked, stepping forward and smiling at Will.

"Oh, this is Captain Jack Sparrow, and Will Turner." She explained.

"He's married Chase; I wouldn't if I were you." Rozalind laughed. They chortled.

"A captain eh? Of what ship then?" the black girl asked.

"The Black Pearl, ever heard of it?" he asked.

"Heard of it, it's the fastest ship in the Caribbean mate! Who hasn't heard of it!?"

"Right, well Jack, this is the rest of me girls, the blonde one's Chase, the brunette there, she's Allister and Tabitha's right in front of you." She explained. He'd already learned the names of the other five girls.err.some what learned them. They turned and started forward again, but were again stopped.

"Ady! My girls! So good to see you, go get yourselves a round on the house, eh!" a woman shouted coming up to the girls. She had black hair and almost red eyes that glowed the color of blood. They all smiled, and then went to the bar to get their drinks. Adelyn stayed behind, she needed to talk to her.

~~~

"Jack Sparrow, the very captain of the Black Pearl." Adelyn explained to Siren (the afore mentioned red head that greeted them at the door), her boss you might say. Siren called the shots, and gave out the money and shelter. She stayed on Tortuga most of the time, being the owner of the Faithful Bride, (the afore mentioned whore-house) letting the girls be...well pirates and such, but the girls did like to check in with her every now and then. Will and Jack were drinking and having a grand time with the girls singing the pirate song and laughing heartily, over in another corner of the bar.

"He's no good Ady; I tell ya he's no good. Brilliant he is but trouble he brings and I tell ya that's not all. He's a tricky one Jack Sparrow is, cheated me out of me entire ship, and the lute I'd brought with it. Dirty bastard." Si glared at the man from the small table they were seated at; bring the pint in her left hand to her lips again. Adelyn turned from looking at jack, back to Siren.

"What do you want us to do? Get his ship? Sink his ship?"

"Kill 'im"

Adelyn almost spit out her drink.

"What!?" she exclaimed, now sitting all the way back in her chair, eyes wide as white china.

"You 'eard me good 'n clear Ady, I want 'im dead."

"We can't possibly...I mean...well he can't be so bad"-

"Tell me Ady, what about your lyin' cheatin' no good excuse for a 'usband, eh? Was 'e really not all that bad? Ya had no trouble killin' 'im." she said simply as if they were discussing the weather.

"You do know you're absolutely mad." Adelyn sighed.

"Always love, always."

~~~

Adelyn gave what she'd been told a great deal of thought and decided in the end, that one more man dead meant one less bastard to try and break her heart or kill her and in that figured, she didn't care anyways. He'd be dead before the week was over. And all the rum in that beautiful ship would be hers.

Adelyn suddenly saw him walking out and her breath caught in throat. She went up to her troop.

"Let's go girls." and they all followed her out.

"Excuse me captain, but where do ya think yer goin'?" she called out, he stopped and turned around. She pulled out her gun and aimed. His hands flew up beside his head and Will did the same, his eyes darting around nervously.

"It's been absolutely lovely girls, really it has, but if you'll excuse us, we must be gettin' back to my ship."

"And leave us here?"

"Well that was the plan."

She raised an eyebrow.

"Emphasis on was darling." he told her.

"We freed you from jail, now if you'd like to go back to that ruddy little cell, with no way out and no more stage girls to help you. Mighty fine then, I promise that can be arranged." she told him, her pistol still aimed at him.

"Though we can't promise you'll be alive, eh girls?" Roz added in all truth actually. The girls laughed and Jack joined along, and then stopped abruptly.

"Have any of you ever actually murdered some one?" he asked.

Tabby spoke up, "Let's just say that when the plantation master decided to stab himself in the back, I was right behind him all the way." she said, smiling at him.

He gave her a curt smile, and then looked back to Adelyn.

"Ya see Jack if anything stands in the way of getting what we want, we won't hesitate to kill it...or him, if you will." she added.

"What about the women?"

"Oh, they usually join us; a gun to yer head tends to make people do that."

"And if they don't? Just curious..."

"Oh, I do love a good murder don't you girls? Blood all around and what ever lute's left over's ours! I do say, a pirate's life for me eh, Jack!?"

He gave her a fake smile and sighed, lowering his hands.

"Alright, alright get on the ship."

"I knew you'd see it our way love." said, shoving the gun back in her belt, then followed the girls on board.

"I don't trust them." Will mumbled to his friend.

"I don't either mate, they're dangerous. Any women like that especially that Ady, they're a danger to yer health, not to mention, no we gotta share our rum." Jack mumbled, getting on board himself.

~~~

Everyone was on board a few hours later just sailing peacefully along in the Caribbean, Will had gone to bed and so had all the girls except for Ady.

"G'night Jack I believe I'll retire for the evening as well." She said with a smile.

"Right sleep tight love." Jack said slyly as he walked past her.

Ady felt a pain in her ear, one of the golden hoops she had all up and down her ear had gotten caught in Jack's matted hair. She tried to grab him and stop him but slipped on something on the deck right when she grabbed his shoulders and she fell leaning on him making him fall. Jack looked up at Ady and gave a purely Jack grin with one eyebrow cocked.

"Well doll I didn't realize you felt this way."

Her moth opened wide to say something, but then she furrowed her eyebrows, frowned and pushed him off.

"What i feel is absolute pain, hold on a sec, one of my earrings got caught in your damn hair." she said, still on the slick deck of the Pearl, struggling with the small golden object matted in his hair. He rolled his eyes at the pathetic effort and put his hand s over hers, and with out even being able to look at it, slid her earring out, then presented it to her looking rather proud of himself. She raised and eyebrow, then quickly grabbed it, fixing it back in her now bleeding ear. He saw this and pulled her closer to exam the cut.

"What ARE you doing?" She asked as she was now flat up against him. He didn't seem to notice, either that or he didn't mind it.

"Yer ear is gonna get worse if ye don't do anythin' to it." He stated matter of factly.

"Yes well I suppose it'll just have to get worse eh'?" She said irritably.

"No, come with me." Jack said grabbing her by the shoulder.

She shoved his hands off of her, and then stood up. He followed suit.

"Keep yer bloody hands off me! I can see where yer goin', it's me ear that bleedin' not me eyes, and I can walk fer meself as well, so you just lead the way!" she growled.

"Well love if ya wanna go abou' it tha' way then alright." He said in mock offence.

She rolled her eyes as she walked behind him into what seemed to be the captain's quarters. She looked around at the stained glass window above a beautiful bed that she thought Jack surely didn't belong in, when she thought of this she snickered.

He noticed this and turned leading his eyes to where hers rested on his bed. "Ah yes ya like my bed 'eh???" He grinned and wriggled his eyebrows suggestively.

She replied curtly with a, "pfft", and looked away.

But she turned back to him with an evil smile.

"Yes, lovely bed I do declare!" she said in a low voice, now right beside him. He turned to face her.

"I've always wondered what a lovely bed like that would feel like, eh Jack?" She said seductively.

She sat down on the edge of the bed and he slithered in between her legs, their lips just inches apart.

"This big lovely bed"- she pushed him off, then fell back onto the thick sheets, "All to meself!" she giggled.

He grunted then stood up grumbling to himself. She still lay on the sheets giggling.

"Well come on ya want me to fix yer ear or not?"

"Aww did I make ya mad Cap'n Jacky?" She giggled again. But then walked close to him, so they were right up against each other again.

"I guess I'll just have to make it up, huh." She said with a sly seductive grin, her lips fell upon his.