Parody of Parodies

Chapter 2: The Important Meeting

"Yes Albus...?" Snape drawled slowly...not at all liking the possible *why* he'd been summoned into the headmaster's office.

Dumbledore smiled slightly, his cheeks starting to tinge a bit, *twinkle*

Snape could feel that -twitch- coming back into his left eye again.... *twitch*

Dumbledore coughed.

Snape scowled.

"Lemon drop?"

Snape growled, "...No thank you Albus...."

"the point of this...visit is..." Albus began, breaking off into a smile.

*twinkle twinkle*

*twicth twitch*

...

*twinkle twinkle*

*twitch* growl, *twitch*

*twinkle twin-

"ALBUS!"

Snape inhaled deeply *twitch twitch* ...he held the breath...*twitch* counted to ten...breathed out...better...it was gone...along with that stupid eyeball twinkling-charm Albus used so damned often...

"-is that I have a grave and trying favor that I must ask of you...." Dumbledore spoke in all seriousness,

there was a heavy pause...

"it will be hard-"

tension in the air mounted

was it voldemort again?

Albus took a deep breath, steeling himself for what was to come...

Snape's breath caught, his eyes widening a bit as the seriousnes of what Albus was telling him began sinking in...

"I will do it for the good of Hogwarts Albus-" Snape agreed before he asked- already thinking he had to impersonate someone...he could use polyjuice potion along with some illusion spells..

"That's great! Mighty kind of you to accept the job of-" Albus smiled, cheeks pinkening, grin plastered on his face.

-cleaning the student bathrooms!..." Albus finished with a pleasant smile

*twinkle twinkle*

Snape growled...clenching his teeth and balling his fists the nerve of that insane bastard! They had house elves for that!

"Here, you'll need this" Albus spoke cheerily, handing over a pink squeeji and toothbrush...

*twinkle twinkle*

*twitch twitch*

damnit- bloody *twicth* fuckin *twitch twitch* stupid*twitch* slimy *twitch---

and so on.... ^.^ I just thought that was funny... r/r-