SHU HAKU GIRL HELPED ME A LOT ON THIS ONE!

Pointing out flaws and making sure that everything is clear!(Lowering my morale man...). Technically it's OUR story, not just mine, we thought of the plot. I never thought that this is necessary:

Disclaimer: We do not own any of the characters, they're Koei's creation or historical figures, expect some no name bodyguards and eunuchs. Oh! And the tour guide, she's ours too.

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"Approach along people! You don't want to be left behind!" the gratifying tour guide spoke amongst a group of tourist mixed of Nanmans, Mongolians, Vietnamese, and all sorts of outer Chinese foreign.

It was rather hard for the tour guide to do her job because of the different dialects. Currently, she chooses to speak "approach" instead of "come" simply because "come" in Lianese means " Pee away ".

They came upon a palace defended by hundreds of red protective covered spear handling boys refered to as the " Wu Imperial Guards".

" This palace you see here is the main attraction of Jian Ye, here resides the Royal Sun family and their beloved friends. Sketch a pic if you like, this is the closest we can get to the palace without been arrested." She said, onward explaining it in different languages.

Magnificent fortress that we parish, to those who does not get involve in sovereign matter does not realize the horror the noble has been cursed upon, chaos of bashing love, as General Taishi Ci call it. You won't believe it until you read the following.

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Inside the imperial harem, originally powered by Empress Wu, who now currently spends her time in the monastery pleading the divine creator for the sake of Wu. She now permits her daughter to fool around in the yards with her friends.

Roosters clucks, sun rises, the day of the eunuchs began, the first thing comes to their mind is to wake up the crowned prince Sun Ce who fell asleep inside the main chamber of the harem the previous day. They walked up to a temporary bed made up of two chairs, there he was seen, lying flat on face mouth wide open, saliva dripping on cushion, snoring loudly. They carefully patted him on the back, Ce snorted, and slightly opened his eyes.

" Mommy?" he whispered, causing a few to chuckle.

" Sire, it's time to wake up, Lady Sun's engaged an affair with the Two Qiaos in an hour, a bath and refreshments are prepared for master in master's chamber." He said, commanding a few servants to hold Sun Ce up.

He immediately sat up ignoring the hands.

" What?? Da Qiao's coming in half an hour?? Why didn't you wake me up earlier??" Sun Ce yelled, causing a few frightened servants to kneel.

" L-Lord! Spare ou-" before the servants could finish, Sun Ce already ran off to his chamber to get cleaned up.

Ever since the day that Wu adopted the Two Qiaos, Sun Ce found himself pondering Da day to night. Though a simple proposal suggested would end his crave, his younger brother Quan also desires for Da as well, the two princes has been brawling for years, and before they could realize, Da's got her eyes on Zhou Yu.

Right after a quick, very quick fresh up, Sun Ce tracked, or rather bounced himself towards the front foyer, and a person in red was seen, realizing that it's Lu Xun instead of his beloved Da, he quickly pull the brakes and slightly fractured the floor. Lu Xun, who because of Ce's actions, was sent flying towards the other room, and a second later, bottles crashing followed by a tormenting yell was heard. Ce embarrassingly hid himself behind his suede gloves.

-----Lu Meng's POV-------

At the time I galloped towards the doorstep, I realized that Lu Xun was struggling to get up from a pile of debris, I offered a hand, as I pulled him up, without receiving a thank you, he ran quickly towards the crowned prince Sun Ce inside the other room, both argued for a while, but Lu Xun backed off a bit showing some respect to the royalty.

I cut off both of them by announcing my appearance, Sun Ce greeted me.

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" Brother Meng! What brings you here?" he asked, offering him a seat.

" Well, I was told that your sister's finally decided to move out of the harem, I want to be the first to wish her happiness." He said, disguising his true intentions.

" She's not getting married, she's just switching to another room, and you don't have to put up such deceptive words, me and Ce knows that you like, no, loves Lady Sun." Lu Xun snapped, offending Lu Meng a bit.

" Oh yeah? Well! Your disguises doesn't fool me! You're here to get a shot at Xiao Qiao!" Lu Meng yelled back.

" Who's getting a shot at Lady Xiao??" A strong voice was heard, Sun Jian made his entrance, causing, both Lu Meng and Lu Xun to kneel down.

Sun Ce approached to his father.

" Pop! What brings you here? I thought you were at a campaign in Xia Kou!"

" Well, I'm here to, how do you young people say, trying to smooth in with Lady Xiao." he said, not realizing Lu Xun's weird eyeing.

" Your majesty, you can simply claim her if you want, no one dares to go against you." Lu Meng says, trying to get in the goods with the emperor.

Lu Xun clinchs his fists.

Ce back talked. " Although, you do know that she's into Zhou Yu."

Making Lu Xun seethe.

Sun Jian laughed, " That's why I've sent you and Zhou Yu to the campaign in Xia Kou instead, the troop's leaving in half an hour, better get packed up!"

" Pop! Why didn't you tell me earlier? I bet Yu's still snoring! Servant! Go wake his up!" said Ce directing a maid.

" A quick change of plan, to test your efficiency. Go now, get ready!" (Shawn Desman's song rings into my head)he said to his son, who quickly ran outdoors, and tripped over the pile of debris.

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The Wu troops boarded the ship directed by a drowsy pretty boy and a seasicked little conqueror.

" Why does your dad have to sent us?!!" Zhou yawned, dropping the map in his hand.

Ce looked at Yu, ' Can't tell him the truth, lie!'

"Well, we're his best mans." He said, another urge of vomiting came upon him.

Zhou Yu showed Ce the deck, " Go throw up in the ocean, ::Yawn:: Anyway! Our objective is to take care of Huang Zu's forces and make Gan XingBa defect right?" he asked, lying flat on the table.

Sun Ce raises his head from hurling.

" Yeah," then realized that Yu fell asleep again. "Get your mind cleared before I splash you with cold water!!" Ce yelled, immediately triggers Yu.

" Okay, let us sail west.." said Yu, who then fell asleep again.

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---Half an hour earlier before they boarded the ship----

Elaborately Lady Sun exhaustedly searches for an exit away from the rockery, just as she popped out of a small burrow. Da took the pleasure of compressing her back into the dark cave, Sun Shang Xiang squealed, cursing Da as she painfully fell, stubbornly she attempts to try again, expecting to achieve by tackling, however Da Qiao shows her face unexpectedly quick, SSX aborted with a thump.

" Do you want to die? Your brother Li's here with his bodyguards! My sister's trying to settle it!" Da whispered, Sun Shang Xiang let out a giggle.

Apparently, Lady Sun let her mischief breakout and stole her brother Sun Li's sapphire girdle. Unaware that the little burglar was his own baby sister, Sun Li has broke out an imperative to search throughout the entire palace.

Xiao Qiao came upon Sun Li, who too had a thing for her, he hence off his bodyguard and whistled to remain his cool, however, perplexity was affixed to him as he remembered he's incapable to whistle.

Xiao Qiao murmured, " Idiot." And yet she didn't stop her approach.

She faked a smile, Sun Li smiled foolishly, Xiao rolled her eyes, ' He's nothing compared to lord Zhou Yu.'

" Hey! What's with the bodyguards?" Xiao spoke in a seductive voice.

Li's heart beats faster and faster, the heat eventually does its job, and causes Sun Li to heatstrike. ( Not heartstrike).

Xiao smiles, she calls back the bodyguards and commanded them to take care of the poor Sun Li, and happily hops back to her sister and SSX.

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The trio is now on there way to the front foyer, SSX examined the payoff of her refined work.

" Maybe I should give this to Zhou Yu, he'll definitely notice me like that."

Da looked at her, and laughed ecstatically.

" That'll just give him trouble, Sun Li's going to think that he stole it, and Yu will definitely notice, he'll then see you as the person that tried to frame him."

SSX eyed Da, though the three's been good friends ever since their childhood, they've fought over Zhou Yu incessantly for as long as their friendship.

SSX spits her tongue at Da, Da fires it back by rolling her eyes up, the two began brawling, not realizing the fuming Xiao in front, both received halting hands which drove them to the curbs.

Da fell on the grass, Xiao was nowhere in sight, SSX sprang forward to find Xiao behind bushes.

SSX plans to spat, but then caught Xiao's silence alert, Xiao crouches her down, confusingly SSX did what Xiao Qiao told her, and then they began hearing the voice of the emperor speaking of a battle involving Zhou Yu, that's when they both paid some attention.

" My lord, do you happen to know that sending only your son Sun Ce and Zhou Yu is hardly even enough to take out the ringing pirates? Are you not aware of the consequences?" Lu Xun spoke in a rather serious voice.

" Ce's a strong boy now, he can take care of himself and baby-sit Zhou Yu, minor injuries are bound to happen, it's the rules of war. They'll be fine, and I can finally spend some time with Lady Xiao without Zhou Yu around."

The girls stuns, knowing that their beloved one's stirring himself into danger, they couldn't just stay seated waiting for him to go hospitalized, there is only on thing to do...

.....GO INTO WAR MAN!!.....

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Bad eh? I know it's a quite confusing plot, comments are welcome. Please, point out everything, the blemishes, the good part, we just need some encouragement, we really want to finish the story.

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