Computer Warp

By Orionna Aurora

Chapter 2

Disclaimer: Here I am back for the second round. Ok, same disclaimer as before. I don't own any of JKR's characters. The usual blah. (Nadia: You sound bored.) (Llyr: No, she sounds blond.) What was that? (Llyr: What?) The blond crack. (Llyr: Oh, no reason. Just having…[looking puzzled for a moment] I don't know.) A blond moment? ;) (Llyr: Yeah!  ^-^ That's it.) -_- (Nadia: -_- Oh, boy!) Anyway, I don't own anything to do with the Twilight Zone or any other allusion to any other copyrighted thing I may mention. And blah, blah, blah. Enjoy! ^-^

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Ok, time for a recap. In chapter 1, I was warped to Hogwart, annoyed Snape, ran into Professor Dumbledore (literally), and was heading to see Harry, Ron, and Hermoine in Professor McGonagall's class. Ok, let's begin.

Oh, I almost forgot. I wrote this before the 5th book came out.(-_- She walks out grumbling about the book's ending.)

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Orionna:(upon entering the classroom) He everybody!

McGonagall:(importantly) Excuse me miss, but who are you and, why are you interrupting my class?

Orionna: You weren't here when I dropped in last, were you?

McGonagall:(looking annoyed) You didn't answer my question.

Orionna: Oh yes…I'm Orionna Aurora. I'm the author who keeps dropping in causing chaos and disorder. It's nice to finally meet you.

McGonagall: Likewise, I'm sure, but you will not be causing any type of disturbance in my classroom.

Orionna: I'll try, but I may not be able to help myself. So, I make no promises.

McGonagall: Yes, well, we'll see about that.

Orionna:(looking at her darkly) We shall.

Harry:(looking amused and motioning to the seat next to him) Have a seat.

Orionna: Thank you.

(Professor McGonagall turns back to the front of the room and resumes teaching)

Harry:(in a whisper) Where have you been?

Orionna:(also whispering) In the real world. It really bites having to be there.

Hermoine:(leaning across Ron) How did you get back?

Orionna: Beats me. I was typing a fic and I must have pressed the wrong keys again.

Ron:(enthusiastically) But you're back! Thank Merlin, it was getting boring around here.

McGonagall:(snaps) Miss, you haven't even been in my classroom for two minutes, and you're already causing a disturbance.

Orionna:(looking amused) I told you. I make no promises.

(Professor McGonagall, looking very irritated, turns back to the front of the room and starts teaching again, studiously ignoring Orionna.)

Harry:(still in a whisper) Been to torture Snape yet?

Orionna: Of course, It was the first place I went.

Harry: Did you have fun?

Orionna:(a maniacal grin slowly spreads across her face) What do you think?

Harry:(grinning evilly at the thought) Had that much fun, did you?

Orionna: Sure, I threatened to turn Malfoy into a ferret.

Ron:(smiling) I wish I would have been there to see that.

Orionna: I think he's scared of me.

Harry: Surprised?

Orionna: No.(and she smiles)

McGonagall: MISS! Please leave. You are disturbing my class.

Orionna: You know, I think it's time for a change of teacher. (She snaps her fingers and Professor Lupin appears looking startled.)

Lupin: Where am I?

Orionna: At Hogwarts.

Lupin: Who are you?

Orionna: You don't want to know.

Lupin:(raises and eyebrow) What am I doing here, may I ask?

Orionna: McGonagall was getting on my nerves. So I decided to change teacher.

Lupin: One problem. I'm not a teacher anymore.

Orionna: I'm the author. If I say you can be a teacher, you can be a teacher.

Ron: You really like this power trip thing, don't you?

Orionna:(grinning) Yep!

Lupin: Well, what am I supposed to be teaching?

Orionna: I don't care. You don't have to teacher anything if you don't want to…You still look confused.

Lupin: Well, it's rather odd. I was sitting at my breakfast table talking to Sirius, and the next moment, I'm here.

Orionna:(slaps her forehead with her hand)Oh yeah, Sirius, I completely forgot about him. (She snaps her fingers again, and Sirius appears looking more confused than Lupin)

Orionna: Hello, Sirius!

Sirius:(looking utterly lost) Who are you, and why am I here?

Lupin: Don't ask. You don't want to know.

(The bell rings)

Orionna: I guess we'd better go. You two can go down to the kitchen and get breakfast if you like. We'll see you later.

Sirius:(looking at Lupin) What's this all about?

Lupin: Don't look at me. I'm as lost as you are.

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Orionna: What have you got next?

Hermoine:(consulting a piece parchment) I have Arithmancy.

Harry: Ron and I have Divination.

Ron:(looking thoroughly dismayed) Two hours with Professor Trelawney, great.

Orionna: I detect a large amount of sarcasm in that last statement.

Ron:(sarcastically) Do you think so?

Orionna: Don't get smart with me, or I'll turn you into a rat.

Ron: That was wrong.

Orionna: Yeah well, I think I'll go with you two. I think Divination needs a bit more color to it.

Hermoine:(smiling) I almost wish that I was still in her class now…Almost.

Orionna: Shall we?

Harry and Ron:(smiling) Ladies first.

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Ok, end of chapter 2. Next time we meet… chapter 3. As usual Reviews are welcome. Constructive criticism only. If I'm doing something wrong, let me know, but don't flame me, please. Until next time, goodbye, and may you have your cake and eat it, too because it's cake; what else are you going to do with it. ^-^ (Llyr: start a food fight?) -_-