Squall's: "Hello? Who is this? If this is a prank get lost! If your Rinoa, Hi dear. If you are anyone else who has something important to say, talk after the beep" beep

Rinoa's: " Hello, Deling's beauty speaking, good day to you whoever you are, hang up if this is a prank. In the very slight chance your Ultemicia or Adel who came back to life and learned to use a super mega ultra hi-tech phone, DIE YOU DAMN BITCH! If this is either Selphie, Quistis, Fujin or Xu, Hi ! let's go out some time for some shopping in Estar. If this is Squall, Hi sweety, let's go out on a date later or maybe just out for dinner, I'm pretty sure that you know want to do after the beep, right?" Beep!

Seifer's: " IF you're my friend leave a message after the beep, if not then GET LOST! A**hole!" beep!

Selphjie's: " Hey there! Go to hell prankster! If your not then good. Rinoa? Cool ! let's go shopping in Estar sometime. Quistis? I know something you don't know, haha! Xu? Stop bothering me! I'm a SeeD alreday! I don't need to submit homework anymore, if that's not your porpose then, right on! Fujjin? Go away! You hurt me really bad in our last battle in Balabm so I'm not talking to you! But if it's gossip you want to talk about then feel free to say what you want. Kinneapoo? Take me out on a date like Squall and Rinoadoes, please.even on a double date with Squaland Rinoa, or even just come to my dorm. Love ya! Well if anything else just say whatever you want after the beep." Beep!

Zell's "Yello! Wtz up? YO! I don't like prankers so if you are one then frickin hell lay off. If Squall's on the other line then. I'm on a vacation, no SeeD duty for me here. Seifer, stop bothering me and calling me chicken wuuss if not I'm going to kick you're a**. Rinoa, if you need any other smelting jobs then feel free to ask. Selphay! I see your doing well with Irvine. Wish ya guys well. Leave a message after the beeping sound" Beep!

Quistis's "Good day to you, unfortunately I'm not available to pick up the phone or to answer it, so I'll call you back when I have the time or when I FEEL like it! So state your name, age, student number if your from Balamb and your phone number after I speak, thank you have a good day!" Beep!

Irvine's "YEEEEEEEHAW! Yo! If you're a damn prankster then BANG! Is that you Squall? Hows ya with Rinny? Speak up man! Sephie? I'm taking you out tonight if you want, that's why I'm not here and everythin, just give me your answetr after the beep" Beep!

END of Part one