I DO NOT OWN YUGIOH!!
Okay, I got 2 reviews ^__^ Which is better than none ^__^ So thankies to the 2 nice people out there who felt that reviewing for this pointless/brainless story was in some way a good thing to do. (I was VERY relieved to see that this story wasn't a TOTAL flop ^_^)
Kay, here's Chappie 2: ^_^
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Announcer: AAAAAAAAND WEEEEEEELCOOOOOOOOME TOOOOOOOO:
Audience: THE BRAINLESS YUGIOH SHOW!!! YAAAAY!
Announcer: And here's your host. . . TEA? AGAIN? GODDAMNIT, WHEN ARE THEY GETTING RID OF HER???
Tea: Heeeello, everyone!! *smiles stupidly*
Audience: Throws rotten cabbage at Tea
Tea: Don't worry! With our wonderful friendship, not even rotten vegetables will keep us apart!
Audience: *sigh*
Tea: Now, today, we're going to be interviewing the couples of the show!!
Audience member: GET A NEW ANNOUNCER!
Audience: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Clapping*
Tea: SHUT UP!
Audience: Eeep.
Tea: THANK YOU! Now, here are our couples:
(Yeppers, I got new couples, not Joey/Mai, Isis/Seto, ALL NEW ^_^)
Announcer: Seto Kiaba and Mai Valentine!
Audience: *claps, confused*
Announcer: Yugi Mouto and Rebecca Hawkins!
Audience: *claps, still confused*
Announcer: Crystal and Yami Yugi!
Audience: *claps*
Announcer: Emerald and Yami Marik!
Audience: *claps*
Announcer: And finally *eyes open wide* Ummm. . . .Tea Gardener and. . . . Yami Bakura??
Audience: ????????
Joey: SO I DIDN'T GET A DATE, SO WHAT? IT'S NOT MY FAULT!
Emerald: Don't flatter yourself, Joey. They're wondering, like I am, why the hell Tea is going out with Yami Bakura.
Joey: Fiiiine, no one worry about Joey.
Everyone: Ok
Joey: *anime fall over*
Tea: *gleams* Ohhhh! Isn't it just the beeeeeeeeest? Yami Marik is sooooooooo cooooool!!
Yami Bakura: Please. . . Help. . . Me. . . . . Can't. . . . .Go. . . On
Tea: Ohhh, you SILLY! *huggles*
Crystal: I'm. . . gonna be sick. . . .
All: DITTO! *All puke*
Tea: WHAT? Is it THAT unrealistic??
All: YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS!
Tea: Eeep.
Crystal: ALL RIGHT! Enough is enough! I was gonna save this for a special occasion, but I guess we can do it now. Tea, go backstage.
Tea: Why?
Crystal: GOOOOOO!
Tea: Eeep. *goes backstage*
Crystal: All right, now, we're all sick of Tea hosting the show, right?
All: YES! Crystal: Eeep. Okay, now, here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna mess with her mind. . .you know, make her think she's gone crazy. THEN, we're gonna turn her into our pet goldfish ^__^ THEN, we're gonna grow her big and FAT, and have ourselves a little fishy barbeque!
All: YAAAAAY!!!
Crystal: ^__^ I thought that you'd be happy. Now, let's get Tea out here. We'll start messing with her mind next chapter, but first, we might as well finish our show, since all of you good people in the audience have all of those rotten vegetables. We wouldn't want them to go to waste ^__^
Tea: *comes back on stage* OKAAAY!!! Now, for our first couple: Seto Kiaba and Mai Valentine!
Audience: *Claps*
(Spotlight aims at Mai and Seto.)
Mai: Ahh! Get that thing out of my eyes! Ah. Thank you.
Tea: SO, how are things going with you two?
Seto: Eh, pretty good.
Mai: Yeah, all right, I guess.
Tea: Oh? And what seems to be wrong with the relationship?
At the same time:
Mai: He's always talking about computers, He never has any time to spend with me, and his little brother is always bothering us. . .
Seto: She's always spending MY money on clothes, she always wears too much perfume, and she wears too much make-up. . . .
Audience: O_O
Tea: Sounds like there's a little trouble in paradise! So, do you guys love each other?
Mai & Seto: OH YES! ^__^ *Huggles*
Audience: Awwwwww.
Tea: And now, our next couple: Yugi and Rebecca!
Audience: *claps*
(Spotlight aims at them)
Rebecca: The spotlight is in Teddy's eyes!
Yugi: ^__^;
Tea: So, how's your relationship going?
Yugi: Okay.
Rebecca: Pretty good.
Tea: So, what are the problems here?
At the same time:
Yugi: She's always carrying around that stupid bear, she never listens to me, all that she wants to do is play with bears and dolls. . . .
Rebecca: He's always dueling, he never wants to play, and he's always with his grandpa. . . .
Tea: Well, sounds like you guys are having some trouble, too? ^__^;;
Rebecca & Yugi: OH, NOOOOO! We looooooooooooove each other! ^__^ *huggles*
Audience: Awwwwww!
Tea: ^__^;; so, is there anyone here with a relationship that is going well, and may work?
(Crystal/Yami Yugi & Emerald/Yami Marik raise their hands)
Tea: All right, first let's interview Crystal and Yami.
Audience: *claps*
(Spotlight aims at Yami Yugi & Crystal)
Crystal: Thank you ^__^
Tea: So, are there any problems in your relationship?
Crystal & Yami Yugi: Oh, no! ^__^ we love each other!
Audience: Awwwww!
Tea: And what about you, Emerald and Yami Marik?
Emerald: Oh, our relationship is WONDERFUL!
Y/Marik: Yeah, we have SO much in common!
Both: And we looooove each other! ^__^
Audience: Awwwww!
Tea: Wonderful!
Crystal: AND before we let Tea get to herself and Yami Bakura, we have to end the show, so see you next chapter! ^__^
Tea: WHAT?! WAIT!
Audience: This show brought to you by: Hair-Grow Tonic Extra! (Not for use on brown, blonde, black, red, white, dyed, permed, curled, straight, or wavy hair)
Crystal: CU next time ^__^
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Hope you liked this chapter ^__^
(And yes, I DO looove the word "Eeep") ^__^
PLEASE REVIEW!!!! ^__^
'Member, if you wanna be in NE of my fics, just review/email and tell me ^__^
Byyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyye!!
Okay, I got 2 reviews ^__^ Which is better than none ^__^ So thankies to the 2 nice people out there who felt that reviewing for this pointless/brainless story was in some way a good thing to do. (I was VERY relieved to see that this story wasn't a TOTAL flop ^_^)
Kay, here's Chappie 2: ^_^
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Announcer: AAAAAAAAND WEEEEEEELCOOOOOOOOME TOOOOOOOO:
Audience: THE BRAINLESS YUGIOH SHOW!!! YAAAAY!
Announcer: And here's your host. . . TEA? AGAIN? GODDAMNIT, WHEN ARE THEY GETTING RID OF HER???
Tea: Heeeello, everyone!! *smiles stupidly*
Audience: Throws rotten cabbage at Tea
Tea: Don't worry! With our wonderful friendship, not even rotten vegetables will keep us apart!
Audience: *sigh*
Tea: Now, today, we're going to be interviewing the couples of the show!!
Audience member: GET A NEW ANNOUNCER!
Audience: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Clapping*
Tea: SHUT UP!
Audience: Eeep.
Tea: THANK YOU! Now, here are our couples:
(Yeppers, I got new couples, not Joey/Mai, Isis/Seto, ALL NEW ^_^)
Announcer: Seto Kiaba and Mai Valentine!
Audience: *claps, confused*
Announcer: Yugi Mouto and Rebecca Hawkins!
Audience: *claps, still confused*
Announcer: Crystal and Yami Yugi!
Audience: *claps*
Announcer: Emerald and Yami Marik!
Audience: *claps*
Announcer: And finally *eyes open wide* Ummm. . . .Tea Gardener and. . . . Yami Bakura??
Audience: ????????
Joey: SO I DIDN'T GET A DATE, SO WHAT? IT'S NOT MY FAULT!
Emerald: Don't flatter yourself, Joey. They're wondering, like I am, why the hell Tea is going out with Yami Bakura.
Joey: Fiiiine, no one worry about Joey.
Everyone: Ok
Joey: *anime fall over*
Tea: *gleams* Ohhhh! Isn't it just the beeeeeeeeest? Yami Marik is sooooooooo cooooool!!
Yami Bakura: Please. . . Help. . . Me. . . . . Can't. . . . .Go. . . On
Tea: Ohhh, you SILLY! *huggles*
Crystal: I'm. . . gonna be sick. . . .
All: DITTO! *All puke*
Tea: WHAT? Is it THAT unrealistic??
All: YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS!
Tea: Eeep.
Crystal: ALL RIGHT! Enough is enough! I was gonna save this for a special occasion, but I guess we can do it now. Tea, go backstage.
Tea: Why?
Crystal: GOOOOOO!
Tea: Eeep. *goes backstage*
Crystal: All right, now, we're all sick of Tea hosting the show, right?
All: YES! Crystal: Eeep. Okay, now, here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna mess with her mind. . .you know, make her think she's gone crazy. THEN, we're gonna turn her into our pet goldfish ^__^ THEN, we're gonna grow her big and FAT, and have ourselves a little fishy barbeque!
All: YAAAAAY!!!
Crystal: ^__^ I thought that you'd be happy. Now, let's get Tea out here. We'll start messing with her mind next chapter, but first, we might as well finish our show, since all of you good people in the audience have all of those rotten vegetables. We wouldn't want them to go to waste ^__^
Tea: *comes back on stage* OKAAAY!!! Now, for our first couple: Seto Kiaba and Mai Valentine!
Audience: *Claps*
(Spotlight aims at Mai and Seto.)
Mai: Ahh! Get that thing out of my eyes! Ah. Thank you.
Tea: SO, how are things going with you two?
Seto: Eh, pretty good.
Mai: Yeah, all right, I guess.
Tea: Oh? And what seems to be wrong with the relationship?
At the same time:
Mai: He's always talking about computers, He never has any time to spend with me, and his little brother is always bothering us. . .
Seto: She's always spending MY money on clothes, she always wears too much perfume, and she wears too much make-up. . . .
Audience: O_O
Tea: Sounds like there's a little trouble in paradise! So, do you guys love each other?
Mai & Seto: OH YES! ^__^ *Huggles*
Audience: Awwwwww.
Tea: And now, our next couple: Yugi and Rebecca!
Audience: *claps*
(Spotlight aims at them)
Rebecca: The spotlight is in Teddy's eyes!
Yugi: ^__^;
Tea: So, how's your relationship going?
Yugi: Okay.
Rebecca: Pretty good.
Tea: So, what are the problems here?
At the same time:
Yugi: She's always carrying around that stupid bear, she never listens to me, all that she wants to do is play with bears and dolls. . . .
Rebecca: He's always dueling, he never wants to play, and he's always with his grandpa. . . .
Tea: Well, sounds like you guys are having some trouble, too? ^__^;;
Rebecca & Yugi: OH, NOOOOO! We looooooooooooove each other! ^__^ *huggles*
Audience: Awwwwww!
Tea: ^__^;; so, is there anyone here with a relationship that is going well, and may work?
(Crystal/Yami Yugi & Emerald/Yami Marik raise their hands)
Tea: All right, first let's interview Crystal and Yami.
Audience: *claps*
(Spotlight aims at Yami Yugi & Crystal)
Crystal: Thank you ^__^
Tea: So, are there any problems in your relationship?
Crystal & Yami Yugi: Oh, no! ^__^ we love each other!
Audience: Awwwww!
Tea: And what about you, Emerald and Yami Marik?
Emerald: Oh, our relationship is WONDERFUL!
Y/Marik: Yeah, we have SO much in common!
Both: And we looooove each other! ^__^
Audience: Awwwww!
Tea: Wonderful!
Crystal: AND before we let Tea get to herself and Yami Bakura, we have to end the show, so see you next chapter! ^__^
Tea: WHAT?! WAIT!
Audience: This show brought to you by: Hair-Grow Tonic Extra! (Not for use on brown, blonde, black, red, white, dyed, permed, curled, straight, or wavy hair)
Crystal: CU next time ^__^
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Hope you liked this chapter ^__^
(And yes, I DO looove the word "Eeep") ^__^
PLEASE REVIEW!!!! ^__^
'Member, if you wanna be in NE of my fics, just review/email and tell me ^__^
Byyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyye!!
