I DO NOT OWN YUGIOH!!!!
Hello, everyone!! Thanx for the reviews ^__^
Kay, here's Chapter 3:::::::::::::::
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Announcer: Aaaanddddd wellllcooooome toooooooo:
Audience: THE BRAINLESS YUGIOH SHOW! *clap*
Announcer: That's right! And here's your host. . Tea Gardener? GOD DAMMIT, YOU STUPID FU**ING PEOPLE, GET RID OF THAT GODAMN BITCH ALREADY! *jumps out of a window*
All: O_O
Crystal: I guess that he didn't hear the announcement?
Tea: And today, we're gonna. . . .OH MY GOD! LOOK! THE AUDIENCE MEMBERS ARE ALL. . . . . TOMATOES!
All: ??????
Emerald: What are you talking about?
Tea: *looks back at audience, sees that nothing is different* Ummm. . . . Never mind.
Emerald: So, what kind of show are you doing today. . .Goldie?
All but Tea: *laugh*
Tea: What? *shakes head* Anyway, today, we're gonna be interviewing the creaters of this show: Crystal & Emerald.
Audience: *clap*
Crystal: Thank you, thank you. ^__^
Tea: So, what. . . . .monkey blubber do you have?? Who wrote these note cards?
Emerald: Umm. . Like, you did.
Tea: *looks on card and sees her name on it* Right. . Ummm. . .onto the next question.
NEW Announcer: BUT FIRST, WE HAVE AN AUDIENCE MEMBER WHO WOULD LIKE TO COMMENT ON SOMETHING. BOB?
Bob (the audience member): Yeah, when are we gonna be having our "barbeque"? I don't have all day!
Emerald: Don't worry *pops gum* we'll be slicin' and dicin' soon. *smiles*
All: YAAAAAAY!! *Claps*
Tea: What are you guys talking about? No one told me about any barbeque!
Mai: Umm. . .we were talking about that new "Movies for Dummies" movie.
Yugi: Are you feeling ok, Tea? You've been acting kinda funny during the show.
Yami: *whispers* Yugi, you're good at this!
Yugi: *whispers* thanx ^__^
Tea: I don't know. . . I am feeling kinda funny.
Crystal: *claps*
(A curtain pulls in front of the audience)
Tea: OH MY GOD! I'M SEEING DOTS NOW!
Emerald: Heee heee. I mean, oh really? That's too bad. You should lay down!
Tea: Yeah, I guess so. I've been feeling kinda funny today.
All: *laugh evilly*
Tea: *shakes head* For a minute there, I thought that you guys just laughed evilly at me.
All: *sigh*
Tea: *lies down on couch*
Crystal: *to Emerald* Would you like to do the honors?
Emerald: *smiles evilly* Why thank you! Mwa ha ha ha!
Tea: Umm. . Why are you circling me? Why are you looking at me that way?
Emerald: Well. . .Let's just say you're not gonna feel like yourself for a while. Mwa ha ha ha!
Tea: *gulp*
Crystal: *Raises the wand that just appeared in her hands*
Tea: *gulp* PLEASE! DON'T HURT ME!
Crystal: *smiles* Well, I wouldn't do that. . .
Tea: Phew!
Crystal: . . . But Emerald would! *smiles*
Emerald: *takes wand from Crystal, raises it over Tea* ABRA KADABRA!
Joey: Abra Kadabra?
Emerald: Yes, what were you expecting?
Yugi: Hey, look at Tea!
All: Look at Tea and gasp
Crystal: Something must have gone wrong! She's a. . .
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And so it continues! I'll get the next chapter up as soon as I can ^__^
Again, REVIEWS ARE GREATLY APPRECIATED!!
Byyyyye!!
NEW Announcer: This chapter was brought to by: Non-edible Food Inc.
Hello, everyone!! Thanx for the reviews ^__^
Kay, here's Chapter 3:::::::::::::::
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Announcer: Aaaanddddd wellllcooooome toooooooo:
Audience: THE BRAINLESS YUGIOH SHOW! *clap*
Announcer: That's right! And here's your host. . Tea Gardener? GOD DAMMIT, YOU STUPID FU**ING PEOPLE, GET RID OF THAT GODAMN BITCH ALREADY! *jumps out of a window*
All: O_O
Crystal: I guess that he didn't hear the announcement?
Tea: And today, we're gonna. . . .OH MY GOD! LOOK! THE AUDIENCE MEMBERS ARE ALL. . . . . TOMATOES!
All: ??????
Emerald: What are you talking about?
Tea: *looks back at audience, sees that nothing is different* Ummm. . . . Never mind.
Emerald: So, what kind of show are you doing today. . .Goldie?
All but Tea: *laugh*
Tea: What? *shakes head* Anyway, today, we're gonna be interviewing the creaters of this show: Crystal & Emerald.
Audience: *clap*
Crystal: Thank you, thank you. ^__^
Tea: So, what. . . . .monkey blubber do you have?? Who wrote these note cards?
Emerald: Umm. . Like, you did.
Tea: *looks on card and sees her name on it* Right. . Ummm. . .onto the next question.
NEW Announcer: BUT FIRST, WE HAVE AN AUDIENCE MEMBER WHO WOULD LIKE TO COMMENT ON SOMETHING. BOB?
Bob (the audience member): Yeah, when are we gonna be having our "barbeque"? I don't have all day!
Emerald: Don't worry *pops gum* we'll be slicin' and dicin' soon. *smiles*
All: YAAAAAAY!! *Claps*
Tea: What are you guys talking about? No one told me about any barbeque!
Mai: Umm. . .we were talking about that new "Movies for Dummies" movie.
Yugi: Are you feeling ok, Tea? You've been acting kinda funny during the show.
Yami: *whispers* Yugi, you're good at this!
Yugi: *whispers* thanx ^__^
Tea: I don't know. . . I am feeling kinda funny.
Crystal: *claps*
(A curtain pulls in front of the audience)
Tea: OH MY GOD! I'M SEEING DOTS NOW!
Emerald: Heee heee. I mean, oh really? That's too bad. You should lay down!
Tea: Yeah, I guess so. I've been feeling kinda funny today.
All: *laugh evilly*
Tea: *shakes head* For a minute there, I thought that you guys just laughed evilly at me.
All: *sigh*
Tea: *lies down on couch*
Crystal: *to Emerald* Would you like to do the honors?
Emerald: *smiles evilly* Why thank you! Mwa ha ha ha!
Tea: Umm. . Why are you circling me? Why are you looking at me that way?
Emerald: Well. . .Let's just say you're not gonna feel like yourself for a while. Mwa ha ha ha!
Tea: *gulp*
Crystal: *Raises the wand that just appeared in her hands*
Tea: *gulp* PLEASE! DON'T HURT ME!
Crystal: *smiles* Well, I wouldn't do that. . .
Tea: Phew!
Crystal: . . . But Emerald would! *smiles*
Emerald: *takes wand from Crystal, raises it over Tea* ABRA KADABRA!
Joey: Abra Kadabra?
Emerald: Yes, what were you expecting?
Yugi: Hey, look at Tea!
All: Look at Tea and gasp
Crystal: Something must have gone wrong! She's a. . .
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And so it continues! I'll get the next chapter up as soon as I can ^__^
Again, REVIEWS ARE GREATLY APPRECIATED!!
Byyyyye!!
NEW Announcer: This chapter was brought to by: Non-edible Food Inc.
