I DO NOT OWN YUGIOH!!!!

Hello, everyone!! Thanx for the reviews ^__^

Kay, here's Chapter 3:::::::::::::::

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Announcer: Aaaanddddd wellllcooooome toooooooo:

Audience: THE BRAINLESS YUGIOH SHOW! *clap*

Announcer: That's right! And here's your host. . Tea Gardener? GOD DAMMIT, YOU STUPID FU**ING PEOPLE, GET RID OF THAT GODAMN BITCH ALREADY! *jumps out of a window*

All: O_O

Crystal: I guess that he didn't hear the announcement?

Tea: And today, we're gonna. . . .OH MY GOD! LOOK! THE AUDIENCE MEMBERS ARE ALL. . . . . TOMATOES!

All: ??????

Emerald: What are you talking about?

Tea: *looks back at audience, sees that nothing is different* Ummm. . . . Never mind.

Emerald: So, what kind of show are you doing today. . .Goldie?

All but Tea: *laugh*

Tea: What? *shakes head* Anyway, today, we're gonna be interviewing the creaters of this show: Crystal & Emerald.

Audience: *clap*

Crystal: Thank you, thank you. ^__^

Tea: So, what. . . . .monkey blubber do you have?? Who wrote these note cards?

Emerald: Umm. . Like, you did.

Tea: *looks on card and sees her name on it* Right. . Ummm. . .onto the next question.

NEW Announcer: BUT FIRST, WE HAVE AN AUDIENCE MEMBER WHO WOULD LIKE TO COMMENT ON SOMETHING. BOB?

Bob (the audience member): Yeah, when are we gonna be having our "barbeque"? I don't have all day!

Emerald: Don't worry *pops gum* we'll be slicin' and dicin' soon. *smiles*

All: YAAAAAAY!! *Claps*

Tea: What are you guys talking about? No one told me about any barbeque!

Mai: Umm. . .we were talking about that new "Movies for Dummies" movie.

Yugi: Are you feeling ok, Tea? You've been acting kinda funny during the show.

Yami: *whispers* Yugi, you're good at this!

Yugi: *whispers* thanx ^__^

Tea: I don't know. . . I am feeling kinda funny.

Crystal: *claps*

(A curtain pulls in front of the audience)

Tea: OH MY GOD! I'M SEEING DOTS NOW!

Emerald: Heee heee. I mean, oh really? That's too bad. You should lay down!

Tea: Yeah, I guess so. I've been feeling kinda funny today.

All: *laugh evilly*

Tea: *shakes head* For a minute there, I thought that you guys just laughed evilly at me.

All: *sigh*

Tea: *lies down on couch*

Crystal: *to Emerald* Would you like to do the honors?

Emerald: *smiles evilly* Why thank you! Mwa ha ha ha!

Tea: Umm. . Why are you circling me? Why are you looking at me that way?

Emerald: Well. . .Let's just say you're not gonna feel like yourself for a while. Mwa ha ha ha!

Tea: *gulp*

Crystal: *Raises the wand that just appeared in her hands*

Tea: *gulp* PLEASE! DON'T HURT ME!

Crystal: *smiles* Well, I wouldn't do that. . .

Tea: Phew!

Crystal: . . . But Emerald would! *smiles*

Emerald: *takes wand from Crystal, raises it over Tea* ABRA KADABRA!

Joey: Abra Kadabra?

Emerald: Yes, what were you expecting?

Yugi: Hey, look at Tea!

All: Look at Tea and gasp

Crystal: Something must have gone wrong! She's a. . .

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And so it continues! I'll get the next chapter up as soon as I can ^__^

Again, REVIEWS ARE GREATLY APPRECIATED!!

Byyyyye!!

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