I DO NOOOOOOOOOOOOT OWN YUIGOH ^__^

NEW Announcer: HEEEEEELLLLLLOOOOO EVERYONE! AND WELCOME TOOOO:

Audience: THE BRAINLESS YUGIOH SHOW! *Clap*

NEW Announcer: THAAAAT'S RIGHT!

(Cast is crowded around a table in the middle of the stage)

NEW Announcer: Oh yeah. . PREVIOSLY ON THE BRAINLESS YUGIOH SHOW:

(A screen pops in front of the audience)

(Tea is seen on the screen on a table. Crowded around her is the cast)

Tea: Please don't hurt me!

Crystal: Oh, I wouldn't do that. . . .

Tea: Phew.

Crystal: . . . .But Emerald would!

Tea: Eeep.

Emerald: *raises magic wand above Tea* ABRA KADABRA!

Joey: Abra Kadabra?

Emerald: Yes, what were you expecting?

Yugi: Hey, look at Tea!

All: Look at Tea and gasp

Crystal: Something must have gone wrong! She's a. . .

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NEW Announcer: AND JUST WHAT DID HAPPEN TO TEA?

Mai: She's a-a-a-a-a

Joey: *eyes open wide*

Tristan: Whoa.

Emerald: OH SHUT UP AND SOMEONE SAY WHAT SHE IS!

All: Eeep.

Crystal: She's a. . . . .Mini Chicken-Fish!

(Cast backs away to reveal a creature with a body like a goldfish, but legs and feathers like a chicken. That also happens to be abut 3 inches tall)

Joey: *with fork and knife* That's gonna be a little hard to split up to eat, but I guess I can manage with a small helping.

All: *sigh*

Chicken-fish: *In high pitched voice* HEY! WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME? I'M A GODAMN CHICKEN. . . FISH. . THING!

Mai: WOW IT CAN TALK!

Crystal: WHOA! TEA JUST SWORE! DID YOU HEAR THAT?

All: O_O

Chicken-Fish: *still in high-pitched voice (which it will be talking in forever)* WHAT?!

NEW Announcer: I CAN TELL YOU WHY SHE IS SO DIFFERENT. THAT WOULD BE BECAUSE ALL CHICKEN-FISH ARE EXTREMELY IRRATIBLE, AND USING ITS HIGH- PITCHED VOICE, CAN EVEN BREAK GLASS!

Emerald: *pokes at it* Wow, it's so UGLY!

Chicken-Fish: SHUT THE HELL UP YOU BITCH!

Crystal: Well, now we have a new pet ^__^;

Audience: *claps*

Joey: *disappointed* So, we're not eating it?

Crystal: Well, think about it: who would want to eat Tea anyway?

Joey: Yeah, I guess you're right.

Emerald: So, can it do any tricks?

(A knock is heard)

Crystal: YAAAAY! COMPANY!! ^__^

All: ^__^;;

Little Teddybears-the new security, we can finally afford it ^__^- bring in the guests.

Guest 1: Umm. . . *sees Bakura* OOOOOOH! LOOK LOOOOOOOK! IT'S BAKURA!!

Guest 2: *Sees Yami Bakura* IT'S YAMI BAKURA!! ^____^

(Both run over to the peoples they said they like)

Crystal: Ummm. . Hi?

Guest 1: Hmm? Oh, Hi ^__^ I'm Katy, and this is my Yami, Kathy

Kathy: What? YAMI BAKURA IS MIIIIIINE!

Crystal: ^__^ Nice to meetcha. This is my Yami Emerald

Emerald: Hello ^__^

Bakuras: HELP. . . US. . . PLEASE!

Emerald: Wow.

Crystal: Well, at least THIS is better than when Tea was "going out" with Yami Bakura.

Yami B: Don't remind me. *doesn't look as upset as he did*

Kathy: *looks up, eyes flaming* TEA. WAS. WHAT???

Mai: ^__^;;; Oh, great,

Emerald: ^__^ Wanna speak to Tea? *laughs*

All: *laugh*

Kathy: Umm, YEAH! But, why are you guys laughing?

Crystal: *still laughing* Kathy, say hi to. . .TEA! *bursts out in laughter*

Kathy: *looks at the thing on the table* That's. . . .Tea?

Katy: What? *looks at the Chicken-Fish*

(Both start laughing)

Chicken-Fish: HEY! STOP LAUGHING AT ME! STOP IT YOU GODAMN BITCHES!

(Both stop laughing)

Kathy: No way. . Did Tea. . .

Katy: . . .Just swear???

(Both start laughing harder)

NEW Announcer: WHILE THEY ARE ROLLING IN LAUGHTER, WHY DON'T I TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT KATY AND KATHY? *Talks in normal voice* Like most normal people, they both hate Tea/Anzu. The millenium item that they have is the millenium mirror/compact thingy.

Kathy: *interrupts announcer* Why does it say "NEW" announcer?

Emerald: *calmly* Because our last announcer threw himself out the window because Tea was the host.

(Both fall on the floor laughing)

Joey: So, when DO we eat??

Crystal: SECURITY!

(The teddy bears come in)

Crystal: Please remove Joey.

Joey: NO WAIT! Hey, what am I saying? YEEEES! I CAN FINALLY GET OUTTA HERE! WAHOOOOOOOOOO!

Crystal: On second thought, leave him here.

All non-Joey fans: Awwwww.

Joey: SHUT UP!

Seto: *who mysteriously appeared out of nowhere* Why don't you take your own advice, you little mutt.

Joey: *whimpers*

Crystal: Well, I think that this chapter is getting pretty long.

Emerald: Yeah, I guess so. *sigh*

Crystal: PLUS, I have homework to do, SO we'll have to end the chapter now *cries*

Emerald: Well, we could just continue, I mean, you just failed that Social Studies test, and the rest of your grades are pretty much shot, so it really wouldn't matter-

Crystal: *kicks Emerald* *smiles apologetically* That is SO not true! I get very GOOD grades! Plus, I only THINK that I failed that test!

NEW Announcer: THIS CHAPTER WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY: NON-STICKY GLUE, INC.

Crystal: *still yelling* I'VE BEEN ON HONOR ROLL ALL YEAR SO FAR! DON'T BELIEVE HER!!!

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