I DO NOOOOOOOOOOOOT OWN YUIGOH ^__^
NEW Announcer: HEEEEEELLLLLLOOOOO EVERYONE! AND WELCOME TOOOO:
Audience: THE BRAINLESS YUGIOH SHOW! *Clap*
NEW Announcer: THAAAAT'S RIGHT!
(Cast is crowded around a table in the middle of the stage)
NEW Announcer: Oh yeah. . PREVIOSLY ON THE BRAINLESS YUGIOH SHOW:
(A screen pops in front of the audience)
(Tea is seen on the screen on a table. Crowded around her is the cast)
Tea: Please don't hurt me!
Crystal: Oh, I wouldn't do that. . . .
Tea: Phew.
Crystal: . . . .But Emerald would!
Tea: Eeep.
Emerald: *raises magic wand above Tea* ABRA KADABRA!
Joey: Abra Kadabra?
Emerald: Yes, what were you expecting?
Yugi: Hey, look at Tea!
All: Look at Tea and gasp
Crystal: Something must have gone wrong! She's a. . .
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NEW Announcer: AND JUST WHAT DID HAPPEN TO TEA?
Mai: She's a-a-a-a-a
Joey: *eyes open wide*
Tristan: Whoa.
Emerald: OH SHUT UP AND SOMEONE SAY WHAT SHE IS!
All: Eeep.
Crystal: She's a. . . . .Mini Chicken-Fish!
(Cast backs away to reveal a creature with a body like a goldfish, but legs and feathers like a chicken. That also happens to be abut 3 inches tall)
Joey: *with fork and knife* That's gonna be a little hard to split up to eat, but I guess I can manage with a small helping.
All: *sigh*
Chicken-fish: *In high pitched voice* HEY! WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME? I'M A GODAMN CHICKEN. . . FISH. . THING!
Mai: WOW IT CAN TALK!
Crystal: WHOA! TEA JUST SWORE! DID YOU HEAR THAT?
All: O_O
Chicken-Fish: *still in high-pitched voice (which it will be talking in forever)* WHAT?!
NEW Announcer: I CAN TELL YOU WHY SHE IS SO DIFFERENT. THAT WOULD BE BECAUSE ALL CHICKEN-FISH ARE EXTREMELY IRRATIBLE, AND USING ITS HIGH- PITCHED VOICE, CAN EVEN BREAK GLASS!
Emerald: *pokes at it* Wow, it's so UGLY!
Chicken-Fish: SHUT THE HELL UP YOU BITCH!
Crystal: Well, now we have a new pet ^__^;
Audience: *claps*
Joey: *disappointed* So, we're not eating it?
Crystal: Well, think about it: who would want to eat Tea anyway?
Joey: Yeah, I guess you're right.
Emerald: So, can it do any tricks?
(A knock is heard)
Crystal: YAAAAY! COMPANY!! ^__^
All: ^__^;;
Little Teddybears-the new security, we can finally afford it ^__^- bring in the guests.
Guest 1: Umm. . . *sees Bakura* OOOOOOH! LOOK LOOOOOOOK! IT'S BAKURA!!
Guest 2: *Sees Yami Bakura* IT'S YAMI BAKURA!! ^____^
(Both run over to the peoples they said they like)
Crystal: Ummm. . Hi?
Guest 1: Hmm? Oh, Hi ^__^ I'm Katy, and this is my Yami, Kathy
Kathy: What? YAMI BAKURA IS MIIIIIINE!
Crystal: ^__^ Nice to meetcha. This is my Yami Emerald
Emerald: Hello ^__^
Bakuras: HELP. . . US. . . PLEASE!
Emerald: Wow.
Crystal: Well, at least THIS is better than when Tea was "going out" with Yami Bakura.
Yami B: Don't remind me. *doesn't look as upset as he did*
Kathy: *looks up, eyes flaming* TEA. WAS. WHAT???
Mai: ^__^;;; Oh, great,
Emerald: ^__^ Wanna speak to Tea? *laughs*
All: *laugh*
Kathy: Umm, YEAH! But, why are you guys laughing?
Crystal: *still laughing* Kathy, say hi to. . .TEA! *bursts out in laughter*
Kathy: *looks at the thing on the table* That's. . . .Tea?
Katy: What? *looks at the Chicken-Fish*
(Both start laughing)
Chicken-Fish: HEY! STOP LAUGHING AT ME! STOP IT YOU GODAMN BITCHES!
(Both stop laughing)
Kathy: No way. . Did Tea. . .
Katy: . . .Just swear???
(Both start laughing harder)
NEW Announcer: WHILE THEY ARE ROLLING IN LAUGHTER, WHY DON'T I TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT KATY AND KATHY? *Talks in normal voice* Like most normal people, they both hate Tea/Anzu. The millenium item that they have is the millenium mirror/compact thingy.
Kathy: *interrupts announcer* Why does it say "NEW" announcer?
Emerald: *calmly* Because our last announcer threw himself out the window because Tea was the host.
(Both fall on the floor laughing)
Joey: So, when DO we eat??
Crystal: SECURITY!
(The teddy bears come in)
Crystal: Please remove Joey.
Joey: NO WAIT! Hey, what am I saying? YEEEES! I CAN FINALLY GET OUTTA HERE! WAHOOOOOOOOOO!
Crystal: On second thought, leave him here.
All non-Joey fans: Awwwww.
Joey: SHUT UP!
Seto: *who mysteriously appeared out of nowhere* Why don't you take your own advice, you little mutt.
Joey: *whimpers*
Crystal: Well, I think that this chapter is getting pretty long.
Emerald: Yeah, I guess so. *sigh*
Crystal: PLUS, I have homework to do, SO we'll have to end the chapter now *cries*
Emerald: Well, we could just continue, I mean, you just failed that Social Studies test, and the rest of your grades are pretty much shot, so it really wouldn't matter-
Crystal: *kicks Emerald* *smiles apologetically* That is SO not true! I get very GOOD grades! Plus, I only THINK that I failed that test!
NEW Announcer: THIS CHAPTER WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY: NON-STICKY GLUE, INC.
Crystal: *still yelling* I'VE BEEN ON HONOR ROLL ALL YEAR SO FAR! DON'T BELIEVE HER!!!
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Well? Hope ya liked it! ^__^
And, again, if you wanna be in any of my fics, just ask ^__^
ALSO, Again, REVIEWS ARE GREATLY APPRECIATED. (But you nice people have given me SOOOO many reviews lately, so thankies for them ^__^)
Byyyyyye!!!
NEW Announcer: HEEEEEELLLLLLOOOOO EVERYONE! AND WELCOME TOOOO:
Audience: THE BRAINLESS YUGIOH SHOW! *Clap*
NEW Announcer: THAAAAT'S RIGHT!
(Cast is crowded around a table in the middle of the stage)
NEW Announcer: Oh yeah. . PREVIOSLY ON THE BRAINLESS YUGIOH SHOW:
(A screen pops in front of the audience)
(Tea is seen on the screen on a table. Crowded around her is the cast)
Tea: Please don't hurt me!
Crystal: Oh, I wouldn't do that. . . .
Tea: Phew.
Crystal: . . . .But Emerald would!
Tea: Eeep.
Emerald: *raises magic wand above Tea* ABRA KADABRA!
Joey: Abra Kadabra?
Emerald: Yes, what were you expecting?
Yugi: Hey, look at Tea!
All: Look at Tea and gasp
Crystal: Something must have gone wrong! She's a. . .
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
NEW Announcer: AND JUST WHAT DID HAPPEN TO TEA?
Mai: She's a-a-a-a-a
Joey: *eyes open wide*
Tristan: Whoa.
Emerald: OH SHUT UP AND SOMEONE SAY WHAT SHE IS!
All: Eeep.
Crystal: She's a. . . . .Mini Chicken-Fish!
(Cast backs away to reveal a creature with a body like a goldfish, but legs and feathers like a chicken. That also happens to be abut 3 inches tall)
Joey: *with fork and knife* That's gonna be a little hard to split up to eat, but I guess I can manage with a small helping.
All: *sigh*
Chicken-fish: *In high pitched voice* HEY! WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME? I'M A GODAMN CHICKEN. . . FISH. . THING!
Mai: WOW IT CAN TALK!
Crystal: WHOA! TEA JUST SWORE! DID YOU HEAR THAT?
All: O_O
Chicken-Fish: *still in high-pitched voice (which it will be talking in forever)* WHAT?!
NEW Announcer: I CAN TELL YOU WHY SHE IS SO DIFFERENT. THAT WOULD BE BECAUSE ALL CHICKEN-FISH ARE EXTREMELY IRRATIBLE, AND USING ITS HIGH- PITCHED VOICE, CAN EVEN BREAK GLASS!
Emerald: *pokes at it* Wow, it's so UGLY!
Chicken-Fish: SHUT THE HELL UP YOU BITCH!
Crystal: Well, now we have a new pet ^__^;
Audience: *claps*
Joey: *disappointed* So, we're not eating it?
Crystal: Well, think about it: who would want to eat Tea anyway?
Joey: Yeah, I guess you're right.
Emerald: So, can it do any tricks?
(A knock is heard)
Crystal: YAAAAY! COMPANY!! ^__^
All: ^__^;;
Little Teddybears-the new security, we can finally afford it ^__^- bring in the guests.
Guest 1: Umm. . . *sees Bakura* OOOOOOH! LOOK LOOOOOOOK! IT'S BAKURA!!
Guest 2: *Sees Yami Bakura* IT'S YAMI BAKURA!! ^____^
(Both run over to the peoples they said they like)
Crystal: Ummm. . Hi?
Guest 1: Hmm? Oh, Hi ^__^ I'm Katy, and this is my Yami, Kathy
Kathy: What? YAMI BAKURA IS MIIIIIINE!
Crystal: ^__^ Nice to meetcha. This is my Yami Emerald
Emerald: Hello ^__^
Bakuras: HELP. . . US. . . PLEASE!
Emerald: Wow.
Crystal: Well, at least THIS is better than when Tea was "going out" with Yami Bakura.
Yami B: Don't remind me. *doesn't look as upset as he did*
Kathy: *looks up, eyes flaming* TEA. WAS. WHAT???
Mai: ^__^;;; Oh, great,
Emerald: ^__^ Wanna speak to Tea? *laughs*
All: *laugh*
Kathy: Umm, YEAH! But, why are you guys laughing?
Crystal: *still laughing* Kathy, say hi to. . .TEA! *bursts out in laughter*
Kathy: *looks at the thing on the table* That's. . . .Tea?
Katy: What? *looks at the Chicken-Fish*
(Both start laughing)
Chicken-Fish: HEY! STOP LAUGHING AT ME! STOP IT YOU GODAMN BITCHES!
(Both stop laughing)
Kathy: No way. . Did Tea. . .
Katy: . . .Just swear???
(Both start laughing harder)
NEW Announcer: WHILE THEY ARE ROLLING IN LAUGHTER, WHY DON'T I TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT KATY AND KATHY? *Talks in normal voice* Like most normal people, they both hate Tea/Anzu. The millenium item that they have is the millenium mirror/compact thingy.
Kathy: *interrupts announcer* Why does it say "NEW" announcer?
Emerald: *calmly* Because our last announcer threw himself out the window because Tea was the host.
(Both fall on the floor laughing)
Joey: So, when DO we eat??
Crystal: SECURITY!
(The teddy bears come in)
Crystal: Please remove Joey.
Joey: NO WAIT! Hey, what am I saying? YEEEES! I CAN FINALLY GET OUTTA HERE! WAHOOOOOOOOOO!
Crystal: On second thought, leave him here.
All non-Joey fans: Awwwww.
Joey: SHUT UP!
Seto: *who mysteriously appeared out of nowhere* Why don't you take your own advice, you little mutt.
Joey: *whimpers*
Crystal: Well, I think that this chapter is getting pretty long.
Emerald: Yeah, I guess so. *sigh*
Crystal: PLUS, I have homework to do, SO we'll have to end the chapter now *cries*
Emerald: Well, we could just continue, I mean, you just failed that Social Studies test, and the rest of your grades are pretty much shot, so it really wouldn't matter-
Crystal: *kicks Emerald* *smiles apologetically* That is SO not true! I get very GOOD grades! Plus, I only THINK that I failed that test!
NEW Announcer: THIS CHAPTER WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY: NON-STICKY GLUE, INC.
Crystal: *still yelling* I'VE BEEN ON HONOR ROLL ALL YEAR SO FAR! DON'T BELIEVE HER!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Well? Hope ya liked it! ^__^
And, again, if you wanna be in any of my fics, just ask ^__^
ALSO, Again, REVIEWS ARE GREATLY APPRECIATED. (But you nice people have given me SOOOO many reviews lately, so thankies for them ^__^)
Byyyyyye!!!
