I DO NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT OWN YUGIOH.

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NEW Announcer: Aaaand weeelcooooooome tooooooo:

Audience: THE BRAINLESS YUIGOH SHOW! *Claps*

NEW Announcer: THAAAAAAAT'S RIGHT!

Emerald: SHUT THE HELL UP, ANNOUNCER! The chicken-fish has something to say *snickers*

Tea-Chicken-Fish: THERE IS NO GODDAMN WAY I'M SAYING THAT!

Mai: Well, if you don't, they're gonna let Joey eat you.

Tea-Chicken-Fish: Godammit. FINE!

Tristan: *blows on a harmonica*

Tea-Chicken-Fish: I am a chicken fish, I am, and that's why I'm gonna. . .SHOUT, RAISE MY HANDS UP AND SHOUT!

All: *laugh until they can't breathe*

Tea-Chicken-Fish: I KNOW THAT SOUNDED STUPID, BUT THEY PUT ME UP TO IT! SO SHUT YOUR GODAMM MOUTHS!

Crystal: Hee hee. ^__^

Joey: So I STILL can't eat her? *disappointed*

Emerald: No, but we DO have a concelation prize for you!

Joey: *happily* What is it? A giant hamburger. . 50 bags of potato chips??

Mai: You are SO hopeless.

Emerald: No, we have something better than food! Joey, Meet Tweak McFreak, who will be referred to from now on as TMF.

TMF: *Comes onstage, and sees Joey* AHHHHH! IT'S JOEY! *Screams, and runs down to him*

Joey: *screams* THIS IS YOUR IDEA OF A CONSELATION PRIZE??

Crystal: Well, TMF is happy ^__^

TMF: *smiles and huggles Joey*

Emerald: AND now, you're not single anymore ^__^

Crystal: Let's see. . . Katy and Kathy are going out with Bakura and Yami B, and TMF is going out with Joey, I'M going out with Yami (Yugi), and Emerald is going out with Yami Marik . . Now we just have to get someone for Tristan, Mai, Seto, Mokuba, Yugi, and our Chicken-Fish, which may be kinda hard.

Mokuba & Yugi: I HATE GIRLS!

All: *laugh*

Crystal: Oh, Yugi, you're so kawaii! ^-^

Yugi: Yeah, yeah.

Seto: If you DARE set me up with anybody, you will regret the day you ever met me.

Crystal: Well, technically, I never HAVE really met you, but not the point. NEW Announcer?

NEW Announcer: IF YOU WANT TO GO OUT WITH SOMEONE ON THE YUGIOH CAST (Mentioned or not in the caption above) JUST SUBMIT A REVIEW AND LET US KNOW ^__^ (Also, you can't go out with someone who was already set up with someone else, sorry)

Crystal: Thaaat's right ^__^ *huggles Yami*

Emerald: So, is this chapter actually GOING anywhere? It's already getting boring, and we're only on Pg. 2 *sad*

Crystal: Weeeeelllllll. . .

Teddy Bear 1: Miss Crystal, there's someone here to see you.

Crystal: COMPANY!!!! ^_________^

Emerald: *explains* She's kinda. . Ya know. . .not right in the head. . .

Teddy Bear 2: *Leads in guest* Here's Mr. Hinglebobberdooshmitringletingletinkydoober.

Crystal: *smiles* Nice to meet you Mr. Hinglebobberdooshmitringletingletinkydoober! ^__^

Mr. Hinglebobber. . : yes, umm. . I was wondering. . *says in announcer voice* Would you like to buy a skin product that can make your skin SO smooth, people will think it's velvet?

Mai & Crystal: ^___^ YEEEES!

Joey: And I thought that I was hopeless.

Yami Y: You guys DON'T need that stuff. . You know that, right?

Crystal: *huggles Yami* Ohhh. . You're SO sweeeeeeeeeet! ^__^

Yami Y: Please. . Stop. . Hugging. . .

Mai: Wow, only $500.00 for all of that beauty stuff ^__^

Joey: How much stuff did you get?

Mai: 2 bottles of extra smooth wrinkle-freer, and a tube of libstick ^__^

Tristan: FOR $500.00??!!

Mai: Hey, that's not bad! *puts on stuff in bottles*

Crystal: *shakes head* ANYWAYS. .

Emerald: Well. . Since we ran out of YGO stuff to talk about why don't we talk about ourselves? ^__^ And about:

*Band plays*

All: SUMMER VACATION!

Crystal: We get outta school in 3 days YAAAY! (This story was written on 6- 8-03) We get out on June 11 ^__^

Emerald: AND on the last day of school, we get to go to Sk8 World in Mukwanago, even though our school is in Pewaukee.

Tea-Chicken-Fish: You're that excited about skating? Hah!

Crystal: *glare* Actually, I probably WON'T be skating, cuz with all of the peoples on the rink. . It'd be too crowded, so I'll just bring along some other stuff to do ^__^

Emerald: *sigh* Even though she COULD just skip the last day of school.

Crystal: CAN IT EMERALD!

Emerald: Eep.

Crystal: HEEEEEEY! GUESS WHAT??!!

Emerald: STOP YELLING! And what?

Crystal: We could live in BerryZinna!

All: *confused* BerryZinna??

Crystal: *explains* Yeah, in SS we got to make our own country-

Emerald: How lame

Crystal: And my place is called BerryZinna ^__^

Emerald: Yeah, and it has the 'watermelon range' and the 'gulf of fruits'

Crystal: WHAT? I wanted it to have a theme!

Emerald: Whatever. Let's just end the show.

Crystal: Yeah, I haveta help my mom clean, and THEN I get to go to:

*band plays*

Crystal: *beaming* BARNES & NOBLE!!!! YAAAAY!!

Emerald: Again, messed up in the head. .

Crystal: WHAT?? I NEED to get the 5th book in the "Marmalade Boy" series. (It's a Manga book, and is AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!)

Emerald: See, that's how pathetic she is. . She gets THAT excited over a book. .Which may not even be out yet. *sighs*

Crystal: We're gonna end the show now, so that I can have a little CHAT with my Yami.

Emerald: Eeep. HELP ME! Yami Marik, you'll protect me, right?

Yami M: Of course ^__^

All: Awww ^-^

Emerald: *sticks out tounge*

Crystal: LUCKY!

(A little lepracaun comes onstage)

Crystal: Oh yeah, everyone, this is Lucky ^__^ From now on, he's gonna carry around my millenium coin.

Yami M & Yami B: *stare at the lepracaun*

Lucky: I would not be thinkin' so, laddies. *claps*

(Yami M & B are thrown into a steel cage)

Yami B: WHY I NEVER!

Kathy: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE??

Crystal: Kay, Lucky, you can let them go now.

Lucky: *claps, and both yamis are free*

Crystal: *while Yami Marik is distracted, moves toward Emerald*

Emerald: HEEEELP! YAMI MARRRRIIIIIIIIKKKKK!

Lucky: So, ye want the millenium coin, eh? Catch it then! *throws out the window*

Yami Marik: *goes after it*

Yami B: I'm not THAT stupid!

Crystal: *claps*

Emerald: *disappears*

Joey: What did you do to her?

Crystal: *smiles evilly* Sent her to hell.

Mai: Wouldn't she like it there?

Crystal: No, HER idea of hell. Mwa ha ha ha ha!!

NEW Announcer: THIS CHAPTER BROUGHT TO YOU BY: 2SMALL CLOTHES.

Crystal: Bye everyone!! ^__^

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Emerald: NOOO! LET ME OUT! I'M SOOORRY CRYSTAL! JUST LET ME GO!

(Laughing children come up to Emerald.)

L.C. 1: Do you want some chocolate?

Emerald: NOOO!

L.C. 2: And we need to dye your hair blonde. . Brown & green doesn't work for you.

Emerald: Please. . . NO!

L.C. 3: Why don't we go play in the sun ^__^

Emerald: Oh I'll get you for this Crystal, YOU'LL BE SORRY!

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Well, that's it for this chapter ^__^

'Member, if you wanna be in my fic, or if you wanna go out with a YGO character, just review to lemme know ^__^

Byyye!! ^__^