I DO NOT OWN YUGIOH! NOT THE "YU" NOT THE "GI" AND NOT THE "OH"

Hello everyone! Thanx for the review TMF ^__^ And I don't want any evil ninja monkeys attacking me, so here's the next chapter ^__^;;;

(By the way, school just got out 2day and I'm TOTALLY AND COMPLETELY SUGAR HIGH, so this chappie might be kinda wacky ^__^)

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NEW Announcer: Hello everyone! And welcome toooooo:

Audience: THE BRAINLESS YUGIOH SHOW!

NEW Announcer: Thaaaat's right! And previously on The Brainless Yugioh show- -

Emerald: All of the people already read the previous chapter, so shut the hell up already and let me tell them what I turned Tristan into!

NEW Announcer: All right. *sad*

Emerald: As I was saying: I turned Tristan into a:::::: rat-fish!

Crystal: That. is. SO. hideous.

Emerald: *beaming* I know, isn't it the most hideous godamn thing you've ever seen?

(The rat fish has a body like a fish, but a head and tail like a rat.)

Tristan-Rat-Fish: Like YOOOOOO!

NEW Announcer: *explains* The Rat-Fish talks like an australian surfer dude.

Tristan-Rat-Fish: Like, that's SOOOO radical!

Tea-Chicken-Fish: SHUT YOUR CAN!

Tristan-Rat-Fish: Dude, you're so, like, not radical.

Tea-Chicken-Fish: SHUT THE HELL UP.

Crystal: SHUT UP!

All: Eeep.

Crystal: Now, since we have all of these 'adorable' pets, we have to train them.

Fishes: WHAT?!

Tristan-Rat-Fish: That's, like, so not cool, man!

Crystal: : I'm not a 'man' thankyouverymuch!

Emerald: Could I train them, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease???????????

Crystal: Yeah, sure, why not. I'm going to Hawaii.

All: ???

Crystal: Well, YEAH! I mean it's summer vacation! Do you expect me to just sit around doing nothing all summer? *at this point yelling*

Emerald: *whispers* She's been outta school for only 3 hours and 35 minutes, and she's gone crazy.

Crystal: *crazed* I HEARD THAT! And it's vacation. . .no school. . . MUST GO on vacation!!!!!!!!!! Bye ^__^ *claps and disappears*

All: O_O

Emerald: ^__^ Yay! Now I get to run the show until Crystal gets back!! And for my first official act of authoress I'm going to get sugar high!

All: *gasp*

Emerald: *eats a ton of sugar, candy, and uh, more sugar* HYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Katy: Oh great. . .

Tristan-Rat-Fish: Like, dude!

Emerald: Oh yeah! Our pets! *bouncing off of the walls. . literally!* Hee hee! I know I know!!!!!!!!! Let's breed them! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

Tristan-Rat-Fish & Tea-Chicken-Fish: O_O

*Crystal appears again*

Crystal: IT'S BORING IN HAWAII! CAN I HAVE SOME CANADY? *eats candy w/o waiting for an answer from any 1)

Emerald: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII CRYSTAL! GUESS WHAT?

Crystal: Whaaaaaaaaaat? Hee hee.

Emerald: I are sugar high! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Crystal: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! SUGAR HIGH!!!!!!!!!!!! *LAUGH* Wait, what's so funny?

Both: HAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

All: O_O

Mai: I am seriously getting scared!

Crystal: Monsters scare me! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! MONSTER! SHE SEES A MONSTER! HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE! *jumps out of a window*

Emerald: Heeeeee heeeeeee! I'm not afraid of monsters! DUMBASS! HAA! I'm afraid of laughing children! JESUS CHRIST, IS THAT WHAT YOU SAW??? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *jumps out window*

(Both re-appear)

Crystal: Ooooooooooooh! I'm telling! You swore, Emerald! NAUGHTY!

Emerald: I did not, ass hole!

Crystal: SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?

Emerald: TATTLE-TALE!

Crystal: AM NOT!

Emerald: ARE TOO!

Crystal: AM NOT!

Emerald: ARE TOO!

All: SHUT THE HELL UP!

Crystal: ooooooooooh! You sweared! I'm telling!

Emerald: oooooooh! Your'e in trouble!!!!!!!!!!!

TMF: What kind of candy did you two eat?

Kathy: Yeah, really. You guys are acting like chibis.

Bakura: If. . You. . .Would. . .Stop. . hugging. . .me. . . *to Katy*

Yami Y: *picks up wrapper* I think that this would expain it--

Crystal: *takes paper* Heeeeeeee heeeeeeeeeeee! I like reading! Now how does it go? Once upon a time. . .

Emerald: There was a NINJA!

Crystal: Nuh-uh! A PRINCESS!

Emerald: NINJA!

Crystal: PRINCESS!

NEW Announcer: ^ ^U And I think that ends the show for today! Thank you for joining us! This chapter brought to you by: The Screenless Computer Factory.

Crystal: PRINCESS!

Emerald: NINJA!

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Yeah, kinda a lil crazy, what with me and my yami turning into chibis, but aw well. It's all good.

PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!