I DO NOT OWN YUGIOH!

Hello peoples!!

I'm very impatient (^__^) and since only 1-2 people reviewed (thank u Katy & Kathy ^__^) I decided to just make do with the characters we have ^__^ (Dya think I used 2 many smilies? ^__^)

(Det.= Detective, As.= Assistant, Ryou- Bakura, Bakura- Yami Bakura)

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NEW Announcer: HELLOOOOOO EVERYONE! AND WELCOME TOOOOOO:

Audience: THE BRAINLESS YUGIOH SHOW! *claps*

NEW Announcer: Thaaaaaat's right!

Crystal: *talks really really fast* SHUT THE HELL UP, NEW ANNOUNCER! Now, before I go back to the mean, idiotic person I'm turning into *sad* I am going to appoint some people to be detectives, find out who did this, and CHANGE US THE HELL BACK! Heh hem. All right: Katy, Kathy, and TMF are the detectives. Yami Bakura, Bakura, and Joey will be their assistants, and all the rest of you just. . Help out or host the show or something. *passes out due to lack of oxygen, then wakes up again* AND HURRY THE HELL UP!

Emerald: If you would like some delicious cookies, or some candy-- NOOOOO! PLEASE HURRY!

NEW Announcer: I'LL HELP YOU OUT! *whistles*

(Teddy Bear security guards come in)

NEW Announcer: Lock them into isolated rooms

Emerald: *sniff* Thank you, NEW Announcer, you're so sweet. SOMEONE GIVE HIM A RAISE!

Crystal: OH WILL YOU SHUT UP ALREADY?

(Crystal & Emerald are carried out of the room in straight jackets)

All: O_O

Det. Katy: All right. . .

Det. TMF: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! WE'RE DETECTIVES AND JOEY IS MY ASSISTANT!!!

Det. Kathy: That's right. Come on, Bakura ^__^ Let's go solve this case!

Det. Katy: Shouldn't we work together or something? *huggles Ryou*

Det. TMF: Nah.

Tea-Chicken-Fish: Like any of you could solve a mystery! HAH!

Det. Kathy Katy & TMF: *glare at TCF*

Tea-Chicken-Fish: Jeeez, sooooooorry!

Tristan-Rat-Fish: Like, radical dudettes, can I like, help you find the totally uncool person who did this?

Det. TMF: Yeah, I guess.

(Doorbell rings)

Crystal's voice somewhere in another room: COMPANY! YAAAAY!

All: -_-U

(Teddy Bears bring in guest)

Yami: I remember you!

Joey: Yeah, you're the guy who sold Mai all of that make-up!

Mr. Hinglebobberdooschmitringletingletinkydoober: Yes, I am Mr. Hinglebobberdooschmitringletingletinkydoober. But I also the famous: DETECTIVE HINGLE!

*cricket, cricket*

Det. Hingle: : Before all of this started, Crystal asked me if I could lend a hand, or maybe it was Emerald (we go way back). In any case, the person asked me if I wanted some cookies? *shakes head* That doesn't matter. I'm here to solve the case of the. . . The. . Uh.. . Any name ideas for this case? ^__^;;

All: *fall over*

Det. Kathy: Sorry, 'Detective Hingle' but Crystal told us that WE could solve the case!

Det. Katy: Yeah!

Det. TMF: Exactly! Come on, assistant Joey. Let's solve this case!

Det. Hingle: I don't think so! None of you are professionals!

Tristan-Rat-Fish: The case of the chibi-personality switch candy.

All: *stare*

Tristan-Rat-Fish: The name for the radical case?

All: Oooooh!

Det. Hingle: Perfect, perfect. NOW, where was the candy last seen?

Yami: Crystal had it

Det. Hingle: AH HA! So then, Crystal must be the person who committed this crime!

Det. Katy: -_- If she committed the crime, why would she eat some of the candy herself?

Det Hingle: umm. . Yes, I suppose I could be wrong. .

Det. TMF: *whispering to Katy & Kathy* Let the other characters host the show and keep the 'detective' busy, then we can sneak away and solve this case.

Both: *agree*

Kathy: *to Mai* Why don't you give us a full list of all of the make-up you own. *very sweetly* And don't forget to tell Det. Hingle either. ^__^

Mai: *beaming* I have 100 shades of lipstick, there's Ruby Redness, Pink Spice. . .

(Det. Kathy, Det. Katy, Det. TMF, As. Ryou, As. Bakura, & As. Joey sneak backstage)

Kathy: Wow, look at all of this stuff!

As. Joey: *picks up a huge hamburger* Woooooow. *bites into it, then spits it out* PLASTIC???

Det. TMF: Oooohhhh, Poor Joey! *gives him 10 bandaids*

Det. Katy: Hey, look! It's Crystal's magic wand!

Det. Kathy: We could use that to make the person who did it confess! Couldn't we?

Crystal: *snuck out of isolation* *Has turned completely evil now* Hey guys!

Det. TMF: She doesn't seem evil.

Det. Kathy: Well, the ** above said that she is!

Crystal: Damn right I'm evil! And I think that you guys are on the right track. I don't give a damn if you use my magic wand. But if you do, you'll be sent straight to HELL! *laughs histarically*

Teddy Bear 1: *Comes in and snaps his fingers*

Crystal: *Is now in a straight jacket* Mwa ha ha ha ha! You'll never get me back in there! Mwa ha ha ha!

Teddy Bear 2: *gives Det. Kathy a note* Before Crystal went completely evil, she told me to give you this note. And you guys might want to talk to our Nurse about Crystal and Emerald. There's more going on than we thought. *sad*

Det. Kathy: *opens note and read* Before I go completely bad, I just wanted to let you and the other detectives (except for Hingle, it was Emerald's idea to invite him) that you have full use of my magic. If you need my millenium coin (please watch Yami B if you do) just whistle and give Lucky this password (which you cannot say if Yami B is there). *stops* Kay, I can't say that. Sorry, Bakura. *sad* *continues* Please hurry and get Emerald and I back to normal. IT'S GODAMM KILLING ME TO HAVE TO ACT THIS WAY! They won't even give us candy anymore, and I think that I'm becoming a chibi again, too, but I can't be certain. PLEASE hurry! From Crystal.

Det. TMF: Wow, I feel like some famous detective!

Det. Katy: Like Nancy Drew?

Det. TMF: No, more like. . . *thinks* I dunno, I just feel like a detective.

Det. Kathy: Well, why don't we use Crystal's magic, and make everyone tell the truth. ^__^ *takes wand*

As. Bakura: Why don't we use her millenium coin?

Det. Kathy: *sad* I'm sorry, Bakura, but we can't. I'd get it for you if I could, but that lepracaun is scary!

As. Joey: *laughs*

Det. Kathy: SHUT THE HELL UP! *kicks him in the stomach*

Det. TMF: KATHY! HOW COULD YOU! *gives Joey 30 bandaids*

(Lucky appears)

Lucky: Ye best be solvin' this case, laddies. If ye don't hurry, well. . Talk to the nurses 'bout that. *disappears*

As. Bakura: Damn. We didn't get the millenium coin!

Det. Katy: So, should we go talk to the nurses?

Det. TMF: Nah. Why don't we just get the guy to confess. This is getting boring.

Tristan-Rat-Fish: couldn't you dudes and dudettes, like, use Crystal's radical powers to turn them back to normal?

All: *scream*

Det. Kathy: WHERE THE HELL DID YOU COME FROM??

Tristan-Rat-Fish: *shrugs* I dunno.

As. Ryou: He does have a point.

Det. Katy: *smiles* Well, then, let's change them back already!

Det. Katy: *takes magic wand* What do we do?

Lucky: *appears* Jist say what ye want done, and it will be granted. And I thank ye greatly for your services to Miss Crystal. *bows and disappears*

Det. Katy: Okay, Turn Crystal and Emerald back to their old selves.

(A bright light shoots from the wand)

Crystal: *comes from isolated room* Thank you guys so much! ^__^

Emerald: *comes from the other isolated room* Yeah, thanks. Now, to find out who the hell did this. *evil grin*

(All 8 go back onstage)

Mai: And the 50th kind of eyeshadow I have is Morning Blue. . .

Audience: O_O

Crystal: Hello everyone!

Audience: *claps wildly*

Mai: Awww. I wasn't halfway through yet. *sad*

Emerald: OKAY, WHO DID IT? WHO THE HELL DID THAT TO US?

All: *look around at each other*

Emerald: ALL RIGHT THEN, I'LL USE MY WAND! *holds up wand* Hocus Pokus. . .assholedidus!

(Bright light shoots from wand, and someone's face appears in it)

Crystal: No.

Kathy: It can't be. . .

All: O_O

Crystal: It was-----------

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Hee hee. Who doesn't love suspense? ^__^ As soon as I figure out who did it, I'll add another chapter ^__^;;;

NEW Announcer: HEH HEM! This chapter brought to you by: Tireless Cars Inc.

-_- Anyways, REVIEWS WOULD BE GREATLY APPRECIATED!

CUL8R peoples ^__^