I DO NOT OWN YUGIOH! MY GOD THIS IS SO ANNOYING! AAARRRRRGGGG!
Hello peoples!! I know that the suspense was just killing ya ^__^
(Thank u, Katy & Kathy 4 the review ^__^)
So, here is Ch. 11::::
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NEW Announcer: HEEEEELLLLLOOOO EVERYONE! AND WELCOME TOOOOO:
Audience: *Is on the edge of their seat cuz they wanna hear the person is*
NEW Announcer: *clears throat* Right then. Here's what happened last time:
(A big screen appears in front of the audience)
Emerald: OKAY, WHO DID IT? WHO THE HELL DID THAT TO US?
All: *look around at each other*
Emerald: ALL RIGHT THEN, I'LL USE MY WAND! *holds up wand* Hocus Pokus. . .assholedidus!
(Bright light shoots from wand, and someone's face appears in it)
Crystal: No.
Kathy: It can't be. . .
All: O_O
Crystal: It was-----------
(Big screen goes bye bye)
Crystal: ---------- Joey!
All: *gasp*
TMF: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Crystal: Joey! Get me some water!
All: *relieved*
Seto: Damn.
Joey: *brings Crystal water*
Crystal: *drinks water* Oh yeah, it was the NEW Announcer!
All: *gasp!*
NEW Announcer: WHAT?! HOW DID YOU FIGURE THAT OUT?
Crystal: Well, Emerald just used MY wand, DUH-UH! Speaking of which, Emerald, give me my wand back!
Emerald: *tosses Crystal her wand*
Crystal: *catches her wand* SECURITY!
Teddy Bear1: Yes, Miss Crystal?
Crystal: Please rid the area of the NEW Announcer.
Teddy Bear1: Yes, Miss.
Crystal: Oh yeah, Teddy Bears?
Teddy Bears: Yes?
Crystal: Can you find someone to take the place of the NEW Announcer?
Teddy Bears: Yes, Miss.
Crystal: Oh, you two are so kawaii ^-^ Have as much honey as you want. That's what bears eat, right?
Teddy Bear1: Can we perhaps have some sugar, Miss Crystal?
Crystal: *shrug* Sure, just make sure that you find someone to take NEW Announcer's place.
Teddy Bears: *eyes gleam*
Teddy Bear 2: Sure thing, Miss *snaps fingers*
NEW Announcer: *is now in a straight jacket* *histaric* AND I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT TOO IF IT WERE FOR YOU DAMN FANFICTION WRITERS AND YUGIOH CHARACTERS!
Det. Hingle: Oh, and what about me? I helped, too!
Mai: No, you were just staring at me the whole time.
Det. Hingle: *lowers eyes* Perhaps. . .
Crystal: Bye, Mr. Hinglebobberdooschmitringletingletinkydoober ^__^ *snaps fingers and Mr. H disappears* Now, I would like to thank TMF, Katy, Kathy, Joey, Yami B and Bakura for saving Crystal and I! ^__^
Katy: Aw, it was nothing ^__^
Kathy: yeah.
TMF: Hey, speaking of Emerald, where is she?
Crystal: *looks around* EMERALD???
Emerald: *appears* Yeeeeeeeeeees?
Crystal: Where were you?
Emerald: Torturing Tea.
Crystal: . . .But Tea is a chicken-Fish
Emerald: I know ^__^ I made some Tea replicas, and I was killing them. ^__^ Being in that state, made me realize that I have to be even more evil than before. And not just for my amusement either. But for all those evil people in the world who need a role model.
Yami B: *sniff* It's so beautiful!
Kathy: HEH HEM!
Yami B: *sniff* I meant the speech, not Emerald. She's ugly. Unlike you, Kathy, you're beautiful ^__^
(Crystal: Well that was kinda out of character. . .but aw well, it's all good)
Kathy: *is so happy she faints*
Yami B: Kathy???
Emerald: SO I'M UGLY, AM I?
Yami B: *gulp* Can I have a head start?
Emerald: 2 seconds.
Yami B: But. . .
Emerald: Ooops. Time's up! *starts chasing Yami B around with a chain saw*
Mai: Crystal, aren't you gonna stop them?
Crystal: Ahhh. It's so nice to have everything back to normal! ^__^ And don't worry, except for Tea, no one can die on this show, they can get hurt, but they'll just be healed. ^__^
Tristan-Rat-Fish: Like, dudette, it's like, so radical that you're back!
Crystal: Awww, thanks Rat-Fish!
Teddy Bear1: NEW Announcer is on an isolated island, Miss Crystal.
Crystal: ^__^ Thank you, Teddy Bears. You will find 100 pounds of sugar in your dressing rooms.
Teddy Bear 2: But we don't have dressing--
Crystal: *snaps her fingers* Now ya do ^__^
Mokuba: Sooooo. . You say you have sugar?
Seto: Mokuba. . .
Yugi: I like sugar ^__^
Crystal: Oh, Yugi ^-^
Yami: Crystal, you really shouldn't give Yugi sugar.
Crystal: But you'll let me, right Yami? *sad face*
Yami: Aww, well, I guess so ^__^
Crystal: Yaaaammmmiiii! *huggles*
Emerald: *still chasing Yami B* I'LL CATCH YOU EVENTUALLY! *histaric laugh*
Crystal: ^__^ You know what? SUGAR FOR EVERYONE!
All: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Crystal: *claps*
(Candy and sugar starts raining down on everyone)
Emerald: *stops chasing Yami B* PERFECT! WATCH OUT, YAMI B! WITH THIS SUGAR, I'LL BE UNSTOPABLE! MWA HA HA HA HA!
Mai: You'd think she's stop after a while.
Crystal: Well, if there weren't sugar involved, she probably would have stopped by now. ^__^;;;
Tea-Chicken-Fish: THIS IS SO GODAMM ANNOYING! I HATE SUGAR! *says while eating tons of sugar*
Kathy: *still unconscious*
Katy: Shouldn't we wake Kathy up??
Crystal: Eh, all she'd do is chase Yami B to help him.
Katy: True. *huggles Ryou*
Ryou: ^__^
Joey: Yo, Crystal? Can I have some chips or a huge hot dog or something?
Crystal: : Not until you finish your candy like good teenage Brooklyn/New York accented boys.
Joey: Awwww.
TMF: : CRYSTAL! GIVE HIM MORE FOOD!
Crystal: Tut tut tut. Saying that to the person with the magic wand?
TMF: Heh heh. *backs slowly away*
Teddy Bear 1: *comes in completely sugar high* HIIII MISS. . UMM. . OH YEAH! CRYSTAL! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I WAS WONDERING. . . . .IS YOUR REFRIDGERATOR RUNNING?
Crystal: Yeah, why?
C.S.H. Teddy Bear 1: THEN YA BETTER GO CATCH IT! *bursts out laughing* HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! AND AND AND AND AND. . I HAVE ANOTHER JOKE! GUESS WHAT IT IS?
Crystal: *slaps her forehead* *mutters* I had to give them sugar
C.S.H Teddy bear 2: *enters* HEY MISS CRYSTAL! I GOT SOMEONE TO FILL NEW ANNOUNCERS SPOT! *laughs* HIS NAME IS CLYDE! HAAAAAAAAAAAA! THAT'S A FUNNY NAME! HE SAYS HE DRINKS A LITTLE SOMETIMES, BUT HE'LL WORK FOR. . .HEE HEE. MONEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! HAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAA! *passes out from eating too much sugar, and perhaps from a lack of oxygen, too*
Crystal: Yaay! ^__^ We got someone to fill in the announcers place! ^__^
Mai: ^__^;; Shouldn't you be concerned with this guys drinking problem?
Crystal: After what I've been through, a drunk can't be any worse!
Yami B: AHHHHH! *still running from Emerald*
Emerald: NO ONE CALLS ME UGLY AND GETS AWAY WITH IT! YAAAAAAAAAA! *still running after Yami B*
Yami: Damn, they have a lot of energy.
Crystal: So true, Yami. So true
Emerald: I'LL CATCH YOU SOMEDAY! YOU CAN'T RUN FOREVER!
Yami B: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Well, whadya think? I was gonna have 1 of the YGO characters be the culprit, but if it was Joey, TMF woulda gotten angry at me, if it was Bakura, Katy would've gotten mad at me, and if it was Yami B, Kathy woulda gotten mad at me. It couldn't be Yami M, cuz Emerald woulda killed me, if it was Yami. . Well. . It wouldn't have been Yami, SO basically, I couldn't think of anyone else to be guilty ^__^;; Heh. I guess it coulda been Mr. Hinglebobberdooschmitringletingletinkydoober, but he's kinda ya know, not right in the head, so he wouldn't have been able to think up such a scheme.
I'll continue when I get the chance ^__^
REVIEWS ARE GREATLY APPRECIATED!
NEW Announcer: *from his isolated island* ThiS EpiSOde BroUGht To YoU bY KeYlesS KEybOarDS InC. *completely crazy now* *rocking back and forth on knees* Lalalalalalala what a pretty bee! OW! BEE IS BAD! Ha ha ha ha! Ooh, that's turning red! HAH!
o_O Ehhhhhhh. . . . . .
Hello peoples!! I know that the suspense was just killing ya ^__^
(Thank u, Katy & Kathy 4 the review ^__^)
So, here is Ch. 11::::
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
NEW Announcer: HEEEEELLLLLOOOO EVERYONE! AND WELCOME TOOOOO:
Audience: *Is on the edge of their seat cuz they wanna hear the person is*
NEW Announcer: *clears throat* Right then. Here's what happened last time:
(A big screen appears in front of the audience)
Emerald: OKAY, WHO DID IT? WHO THE HELL DID THAT TO US?
All: *look around at each other*
Emerald: ALL RIGHT THEN, I'LL USE MY WAND! *holds up wand* Hocus Pokus. . .assholedidus!
(Bright light shoots from wand, and someone's face appears in it)
Crystal: No.
Kathy: It can't be. . .
All: O_O
Crystal: It was-----------
(Big screen goes bye bye)
Crystal: ---------- Joey!
All: *gasp*
TMF: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Crystal: Joey! Get me some water!
All: *relieved*
Seto: Damn.
Joey: *brings Crystal water*
Crystal: *drinks water* Oh yeah, it was the NEW Announcer!
All: *gasp!*
NEW Announcer: WHAT?! HOW DID YOU FIGURE THAT OUT?
Crystal: Well, Emerald just used MY wand, DUH-UH! Speaking of which, Emerald, give me my wand back!
Emerald: *tosses Crystal her wand*
Crystal: *catches her wand* SECURITY!
Teddy Bear1: Yes, Miss Crystal?
Crystal: Please rid the area of the NEW Announcer.
Teddy Bear1: Yes, Miss.
Crystal: Oh yeah, Teddy Bears?
Teddy Bears: Yes?
Crystal: Can you find someone to take the place of the NEW Announcer?
Teddy Bears: Yes, Miss.
Crystal: Oh, you two are so kawaii ^-^ Have as much honey as you want. That's what bears eat, right?
Teddy Bear1: Can we perhaps have some sugar, Miss Crystal?
Crystal: *shrug* Sure, just make sure that you find someone to take NEW Announcer's place.
Teddy Bears: *eyes gleam*
Teddy Bear 2: Sure thing, Miss *snaps fingers*
NEW Announcer: *is now in a straight jacket* *histaric* AND I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT TOO IF IT WERE FOR YOU DAMN FANFICTION WRITERS AND YUGIOH CHARACTERS!
Det. Hingle: Oh, and what about me? I helped, too!
Mai: No, you were just staring at me the whole time.
Det. Hingle: *lowers eyes* Perhaps. . .
Crystal: Bye, Mr. Hinglebobberdooschmitringletingletinkydoober ^__^ *snaps fingers and Mr. H disappears* Now, I would like to thank TMF, Katy, Kathy, Joey, Yami B and Bakura for saving Crystal and I! ^__^
Katy: Aw, it was nothing ^__^
Kathy: yeah.
TMF: Hey, speaking of Emerald, where is she?
Crystal: *looks around* EMERALD???
Emerald: *appears* Yeeeeeeeeeees?
Crystal: Where were you?
Emerald: Torturing Tea.
Crystal: . . .But Tea is a chicken-Fish
Emerald: I know ^__^ I made some Tea replicas, and I was killing them. ^__^ Being in that state, made me realize that I have to be even more evil than before. And not just for my amusement either. But for all those evil people in the world who need a role model.
Yami B: *sniff* It's so beautiful!
Kathy: HEH HEM!
Yami B: *sniff* I meant the speech, not Emerald. She's ugly. Unlike you, Kathy, you're beautiful ^__^
(Crystal: Well that was kinda out of character. . .but aw well, it's all good)
Kathy: *is so happy she faints*
Yami B: Kathy???
Emerald: SO I'M UGLY, AM I?
Yami B: *gulp* Can I have a head start?
Emerald: 2 seconds.
Yami B: But. . .
Emerald: Ooops. Time's up! *starts chasing Yami B around with a chain saw*
Mai: Crystal, aren't you gonna stop them?
Crystal: Ahhh. It's so nice to have everything back to normal! ^__^ And don't worry, except for Tea, no one can die on this show, they can get hurt, but they'll just be healed. ^__^
Tristan-Rat-Fish: Like, dudette, it's like, so radical that you're back!
Crystal: Awww, thanks Rat-Fish!
Teddy Bear1: NEW Announcer is on an isolated island, Miss Crystal.
Crystal: ^__^ Thank you, Teddy Bears. You will find 100 pounds of sugar in your dressing rooms.
Teddy Bear 2: But we don't have dressing--
Crystal: *snaps her fingers* Now ya do ^__^
Mokuba: Sooooo. . You say you have sugar?
Seto: Mokuba. . .
Yugi: I like sugar ^__^
Crystal: Oh, Yugi ^-^
Yami: Crystal, you really shouldn't give Yugi sugar.
Crystal: But you'll let me, right Yami? *sad face*
Yami: Aww, well, I guess so ^__^
Crystal: Yaaaammmmiiii! *huggles*
Emerald: *still chasing Yami B* I'LL CATCH YOU EVENTUALLY! *histaric laugh*
Crystal: ^__^ You know what? SUGAR FOR EVERYONE!
All: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Crystal: *claps*
(Candy and sugar starts raining down on everyone)
Emerald: *stops chasing Yami B* PERFECT! WATCH OUT, YAMI B! WITH THIS SUGAR, I'LL BE UNSTOPABLE! MWA HA HA HA HA!
Mai: You'd think she's stop after a while.
Crystal: Well, if there weren't sugar involved, she probably would have stopped by now. ^__^;;;
Tea-Chicken-Fish: THIS IS SO GODAMM ANNOYING! I HATE SUGAR! *says while eating tons of sugar*
Kathy: *still unconscious*
Katy: Shouldn't we wake Kathy up??
Crystal: Eh, all she'd do is chase Yami B to help him.
Katy: True. *huggles Ryou*
Ryou: ^__^
Joey: Yo, Crystal? Can I have some chips or a huge hot dog or something?
Crystal: : Not until you finish your candy like good teenage Brooklyn/New York accented boys.
Joey: Awwww.
TMF: : CRYSTAL! GIVE HIM MORE FOOD!
Crystal: Tut tut tut. Saying that to the person with the magic wand?
TMF: Heh heh. *backs slowly away*
Teddy Bear 1: *comes in completely sugar high* HIIII MISS. . UMM. . OH YEAH! CRYSTAL! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I WAS WONDERING. . . . .IS YOUR REFRIDGERATOR RUNNING?
Crystal: Yeah, why?
C.S.H. Teddy Bear 1: THEN YA BETTER GO CATCH IT! *bursts out laughing* HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! AND AND AND AND AND. . I HAVE ANOTHER JOKE! GUESS WHAT IT IS?
Crystal: *slaps her forehead* *mutters* I had to give them sugar
C.S.H Teddy bear 2: *enters* HEY MISS CRYSTAL! I GOT SOMEONE TO FILL NEW ANNOUNCERS SPOT! *laughs* HIS NAME IS CLYDE! HAAAAAAAAAAAA! THAT'S A FUNNY NAME! HE SAYS HE DRINKS A LITTLE SOMETIMES, BUT HE'LL WORK FOR. . .HEE HEE. MONEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! HAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAA! *passes out from eating too much sugar, and perhaps from a lack of oxygen, too*
Crystal: Yaay! ^__^ We got someone to fill in the announcers place! ^__^
Mai: ^__^;; Shouldn't you be concerned with this guys drinking problem?
Crystal: After what I've been through, a drunk can't be any worse!
Yami B: AHHHHH! *still running from Emerald*
Emerald: NO ONE CALLS ME UGLY AND GETS AWAY WITH IT! YAAAAAAAAAA! *still running after Yami B*
Yami: Damn, they have a lot of energy.
Crystal: So true, Yami. So true
Emerald: I'LL CATCH YOU SOMEDAY! YOU CAN'T RUN FOREVER!
Yami B: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Well, whadya think? I was gonna have 1 of the YGO characters be the culprit, but if it was Joey, TMF woulda gotten angry at me, if it was Bakura, Katy would've gotten mad at me, and if it was Yami B, Kathy woulda gotten mad at me. It couldn't be Yami M, cuz Emerald woulda killed me, if it was Yami. . Well. . It wouldn't have been Yami, SO basically, I couldn't think of anyone else to be guilty ^__^;; Heh. I guess it coulda been Mr. Hinglebobberdooschmitringletingletinkydoober, but he's kinda ya know, not right in the head, so he wouldn't have been able to think up such a scheme.
I'll continue when I get the chance ^__^
REVIEWS ARE GREATLY APPRECIATED!
NEW Announcer: *from his isolated island* ThiS EpiSOde BroUGht To YoU bY KeYlesS KEybOarDS InC. *completely crazy now* *rocking back and forth on knees* Lalalalalalala what a pretty bee! OW! BEE IS BAD! Ha ha ha ha! Ooh, that's turning red! HAH!
o_O Ehhhhhhh. . . . . .
