I DO NOT OWN YUGIOH!
Hello every1 ^__^ Thanx 4 the reviews ^__^ In about 9 days I'm going to Ohio (I know that I said Iowa b4 but my friend got the location mixed up, she's kinda. . . . Wrong in the head) NE ways, right b4 I leave, I'll add another chapter so that u guys won't get bored ^__^
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*silence*
Crystal: *has woken up along with all of the other people who fainted* HEH HEM?
*silence*
Emerald: BEARS!
Teddy Bear 1: *enters* Yes?
Emerald: Did you two get a new announcer?
Teddy Bear 2: OH, WHAT'S THE GODDAMN POINT? ALL HE DOES IS SIT AROUND AND INTRODUCE THE SHOW. . . DAMN ANNOUNCERS!
All: O_O
Teddy Bear 2: YEAH! THAT'S RIGHT! IIIIII AM DRUNK! AND YA KNOW WHY?
Crystal: *sigh* *claps*
Teddy Bear 2: *is not drunk anymore*
Crystal: *slowly* I am willing to forget what you just did if you can find an announcer for my show.
Teddy Bear 2: *nods*
(Teddy Bears leave)
Kathy: PLEEEEEEEEASE? JUST SAY IT ONE MORE TIME!!!
Yami B: SHUT THE HELL UP! I WILL NOT SAY IT AGAIN, YOU GODAMN BITCH!
Kathy: O_O *cries, then dies*
Katy: O_O I thought that you said no one could die on this show!
Crystal: Heh heh. . . YAMI BAKURA! GET OVER HERE!
Yami B: *scared* Yeah. . . .
Crystal: You killed Kathy--
Katy: Nope! She's alive, but she's ALMOST dead. *glares at Yami B*
Crystal: *grin* But, Yami B, I think that I know how to bring her back ^__^
Yami B: *suspiciously* How?
Crystal: *whispers*
Yami B: O_O ARE YOU GODAMN KIDDING ME? NO WAY! ABSOLUTELY NO &%$#@ WAY!
Joey: Now it's gettin' good!
TMF: *huggles Joey*
Crystal: *evil glare* If you don't, then you have to go with Emerald to her torture chamber.
Audience Member 1: TORTURE? WHERE??
Crystal: ???
Audience Member 2: TORTURE????
(Both come onstage)
Audience Member 1: WHERE IS THE TORTURE CHAMBER??
Crystal: O_O Who. The. Hell. Are. You. Guys?
Audience Member 1: Oh yeah, I didn't introduce myself ^__^ I'm DemonAngel, and this is my Yami.
Yami DA: WHERE IS THE TORTURE CHAMBER???
Yami B: Do you have a millenium item?
DA: Yeah, the millenium jewels.
Crystal: *to Yami B* OH NO! Don't think that I've forgotten about you! So which is it? Doing what I told you to do or going to the torture chamber?
Emerald: *evil grin*
Yami DA: TORTURE CHAMBER!
Yami B: *sigh* Fine, I'll do it. This is NOT fair! As soon as I get out of here, I'M SUING YOU!
Crystal: Hee hee. ^__^ But it's soooooooooo romantic!
DA: *to Emerald* Hey, can we 'test out' your torture chamber?
Emerald: Sure. *evil grin* Shall we bring the chicken fish along?
DA & Yami DA: ???
Emerald: *sigh* I have to explain everything! Crystal turned Tea into a chicken-fish, and I turned Tristan into a rat-fish. ^__^
DA & Yami DA: *burst out laughing when they see the fishes*
Tea-Chicken-Fish: SHUT YOUR GODAMN MOUTHS! YOU &%$#ING BITCHES!
DA: *stops laughing* So can we torture it?
Emerald: Finally, someone who UNDERSTANDS what fun torturing is! *happy sigh*
Crystal: *to Yami B* SAY IT NOW OR GO WITH EMERALD! *pokes him with her wand*
Yami B: *cringes* *whines* Do I HAVE to?
Crystal: *rolls eyes* For the tenth time, YES!
Yami B: *whimpers* But I don't wanna!
Crystal: Emerald? Ya want a torture victim?
Emerald, DA, & DA's Yami: *eyes gleaming*
Yami B: *whimpers* BUT I DON'T WANNA!
Crystal: Okay, Emerald. Take him away.
Yami B: FINE FINE! *takes deep breath* Kathy. . Will. . I CAN'T!!!
Audience: *rolls eyes* BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Yami B: STUPID GODAMN MORTALS! FINE, I'LL SAY IT! Kathy, will you. . .willyoumarryme?
All: O_O
Kathy: *wakes up for 2 seconds, then dies again*
Crystal: YAMI BAKURA! LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID!
Katy: Kathy? Kathy? WAKE UP!
Kathy: Did he. . . . . *faints*
Emerald: *to DA & Yami DA* Let's go now before we have to go to the wedding *snickers*
(Emerald, DA, Yami DA, and Tea-Chicken-Fish go to torture chamber)
Tea-Chicken-Fish: GODAMNIT LET ME GOOOOOOOOOO!
Yami B: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU MADE ME DO THAT! YOU ARE ONE CRUEL PERSON CRYSTAL! ONE VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY CRUEL PERSON!
Crystal: ^__^ But it's soooo romantic *wipes a tear from her eye*
Kathy: *wakes up for good now* Whoa. . I HAVE been fainting a lot. . .OH WELL ^______________________________________________________________^ Yami Bakura!!!! When will the wedding be?
Crystal: ^________________^ He's not really the wedding-throwing kinda guy, but I'll help you!
Kathy: Ok ^__^
Crystal: I was thinking. . . A long white flowing dress. . .
Crystal & Kathy: *talk about more wedding stuff*
Yami: *to Yami B* So I guess we'll have to throw you a bachelor party?
Yami B: *rocking back and forth* I. .cannot. . Believe. . .this. . . Is. . . Happening. . . To. . . Me. .
Joey: Yeah! There's always food at parties, right? ^__^
TMF: *to Joey* Ya know. . WE could get married. . .
Joey: O_O
(Someone runs in)
Crystal: Oh great, it's Mr. Hinglebobberdooschmit----
Nick: We don't need the full name. *says while staring at Mai*
Mr. HingleBobber (Mr.HB): I MUST CALL THIS WEDDING TO A HALT!
Crystal: ?? There is no wedding going on!
Mr. HB: Yes, but you cannot ever have a wedding in this fic.
Crystal: ( But. . Why? It'd be soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo romantic!
Mr. HB: EXACTLY! This is a humorous fic, not a romantic one! Besides, I don't think that anyone here is over 18 anyway, so wouldn't it be, I don't know, illegal or something?
Emerald: *pops back onstage* Ya know, he's right. *pops away*
Kathy: *tears in her eyes* But. . . But. . .
Crystal: You know, Mr. HB, you're smarter than you look. . !***IDEA*** Would you like to be our announcer?
Mr. HB: ^__^ Sure! Wow, a JOB ^__^
Crystal: Okay, the wedding is off (sry Kathy!!)
Yami B: THANK RA!
Kathy: *cries and runs away*
Katy: YAMI BAKURA!
Bakura: Cool it, Katy. .
Katy: ^__^ If you say so. *sigh* But it's not fair!
Bakura: What isn't?
Katy: There was a sale at the Authoress Magic-Selling store today. . And. . I. .
Bakura: What?
Katy: I MISSED IT! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
All: -_-U
Kathy: *comes back onstage, happy again* Hello, Yami B ^__^ *huggles*
All: ??????
Kathy: What are YOU guys staring at?
Crystal: EMERALD??
Emerald: *pops onstage* Yeeees?
Crystal: Did you do anything to Kathy?
Emerald: *sigh* Yes. I erased part of her memory. . You know. . About Yami B asking her to marry him, and then the wedding being called off.
Crystal: ^-^ Ohhhhhh! You're turning good!
Emerald: *freezes* *turns head slowly* If. You. Ever. Repeat. That. Sentence. Again. You. Will. Be. Rotting. In. Hell. For. All. Of. Eternity.
Crystal: *shut up*
Emerald: ^__^ Well, see ya later! *disappears*
Crystal: *sigh* Well, I guess that this chapter was a waste.
Alina: What do you mean?
Crystal: Kathy can't remember any of it.
Kathy: Huh? *huggles Yami B*
Crystal: -_-
Mr. HB: well, then. I guess that this ends the chapter ^__^ Cya ^__^
Crystal: *sighs* what a waste. . All of the energy we could have saved. . .
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NEW Announcer: *rocking back and forth (like usual)* This chapter brought to you by Stickless Bandaids Inc.
Clyde: *passed out from too much alcohol*
o_O
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Hope u all liked the chappie. Once again, I know that it was more romantic than funny, but I just HAD to do a chapter like that ^__^ I'll try to mention every1 next chapter, 'kay? I know that I didn't say some peoples, but it's hard 2 mention every1. I'll do better next time. This was basically just a. . (romantic) Experimental chappie ^__^
REVIEWS ARE GREATLY APPRECIATED!! (I know that I say that after every chapter, but oh well ^__^;)
CU guys L8R ^__^
Hello every1 ^__^ Thanx 4 the reviews ^__^ In about 9 days I'm going to Ohio (I know that I said Iowa b4 but my friend got the location mixed up, she's kinda. . . . Wrong in the head) NE ways, right b4 I leave, I'll add another chapter so that u guys won't get bored ^__^
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*silence*
Crystal: *has woken up along with all of the other people who fainted* HEH HEM?
*silence*
Emerald: BEARS!
Teddy Bear 1: *enters* Yes?
Emerald: Did you two get a new announcer?
Teddy Bear 2: OH, WHAT'S THE GODDAMN POINT? ALL HE DOES IS SIT AROUND AND INTRODUCE THE SHOW. . . DAMN ANNOUNCERS!
All: O_O
Teddy Bear 2: YEAH! THAT'S RIGHT! IIIIII AM DRUNK! AND YA KNOW WHY?
Crystal: *sigh* *claps*
Teddy Bear 2: *is not drunk anymore*
Crystal: *slowly* I am willing to forget what you just did if you can find an announcer for my show.
Teddy Bear 2: *nods*
(Teddy Bears leave)
Kathy: PLEEEEEEEEASE? JUST SAY IT ONE MORE TIME!!!
Yami B: SHUT THE HELL UP! I WILL NOT SAY IT AGAIN, YOU GODAMN BITCH!
Kathy: O_O *cries, then dies*
Katy: O_O I thought that you said no one could die on this show!
Crystal: Heh heh. . . YAMI BAKURA! GET OVER HERE!
Yami B: *scared* Yeah. . . .
Crystal: You killed Kathy--
Katy: Nope! She's alive, but she's ALMOST dead. *glares at Yami B*
Crystal: *grin* But, Yami B, I think that I know how to bring her back ^__^
Yami B: *suspiciously* How?
Crystal: *whispers*
Yami B: O_O ARE YOU GODAMN KIDDING ME? NO WAY! ABSOLUTELY NO &%$#@ WAY!
Joey: Now it's gettin' good!
TMF: *huggles Joey*
Crystal: *evil glare* If you don't, then you have to go with Emerald to her torture chamber.
Audience Member 1: TORTURE? WHERE??
Crystal: ???
Audience Member 2: TORTURE????
(Both come onstage)
Audience Member 1: WHERE IS THE TORTURE CHAMBER??
Crystal: O_O Who. The. Hell. Are. You. Guys?
Audience Member 1: Oh yeah, I didn't introduce myself ^__^ I'm DemonAngel, and this is my Yami.
Yami DA: WHERE IS THE TORTURE CHAMBER???
Yami B: Do you have a millenium item?
DA: Yeah, the millenium jewels.
Crystal: *to Yami B* OH NO! Don't think that I've forgotten about you! So which is it? Doing what I told you to do or going to the torture chamber?
Emerald: *evil grin*
Yami DA: TORTURE CHAMBER!
Yami B: *sigh* Fine, I'll do it. This is NOT fair! As soon as I get out of here, I'M SUING YOU!
Crystal: Hee hee. ^__^ But it's soooooooooo romantic!
DA: *to Emerald* Hey, can we 'test out' your torture chamber?
Emerald: Sure. *evil grin* Shall we bring the chicken fish along?
DA & Yami DA: ???
Emerald: *sigh* I have to explain everything! Crystal turned Tea into a chicken-fish, and I turned Tristan into a rat-fish. ^__^
DA & Yami DA: *burst out laughing when they see the fishes*
Tea-Chicken-Fish: SHUT YOUR GODAMN MOUTHS! YOU &%$#ING BITCHES!
DA: *stops laughing* So can we torture it?
Emerald: Finally, someone who UNDERSTANDS what fun torturing is! *happy sigh*
Crystal: *to Yami B* SAY IT NOW OR GO WITH EMERALD! *pokes him with her wand*
Yami B: *cringes* *whines* Do I HAVE to?
Crystal: *rolls eyes* For the tenth time, YES!
Yami B: *whimpers* But I don't wanna!
Crystal: Emerald? Ya want a torture victim?
Emerald, DA, & DA's Yami: *eyes gleaming*
Yami B: *whimpers* BUT I DON'T WANNA!
Crystal: Okay, Emerald. Take him away.
Yami B: FINE FINE! *takes deep breath* Kathy. . Will. . I CAN'T!!!
Audience: *rolls eyes* BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Yami B: STUPID GODAMN MORTALS! FINE, I'LL SAY IT! Kathy, will you. . .willyoumarryme?
All: O_O
Kathy: *wakes up for 2 seconds, then dies again*
Crystal: YAMI BAKURA! LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID!
Katy: Kathy? Kathy? WAKE UP!
Kathy: Did he. . . . . *faints*
Emerald: *to DA & Yami DA* Let's go now before we have to go to the wedding *snickers*
(Emerald, DA, Yami DA, and Tea-Chicken-Fish go to torture chamber)
Tea-Chicken-Fish: GODAMNIT LET ME GOOOOOOOOOO!
Yami B: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU MADE ME DO THAT! YOU ARE ONE CRUEL PERSON CRYSTAL! ONE VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY CRUEL PERSON!
Crystal: ^__^ But it's soooo romantic *wipes a tear from her eye*
Kathy: *wakes up for good now* Whoa. . I HAVE been fainting a lot. . .OH WELL ^______________________________________________________________^ Yami Bakura!!!! When will the wedding be?
Crystal: ^________________^ He's not really the wedding-throwing kinda guy, but I'll help you!
Kathy: Ok ^__^
Crystal: I was thinking. . . A long white flowing dress. . .
Crystal & Kathy: *talk about more wedding stuff*
Yami: *to Yami B* So I guess we'll have to throw you a bachelor party?
Yami B: *rocking back and forth* I. .cannot. . Believe. . .this. . . Is. . . Happening. . . To. . . Me. .
Joey: Yeah! There's always food at parties, right? ^__^
TMF: *to Joey* Ya know. . WE could get married. . .
Joey: O_O
(Someone runs in)
Crystal: Oh great, it's Mr. Hinglebobberdooschmit----
Nick: We don't need the full name. *says while staring at Mai*
Mr. HingleBobber (Mr.HB): I MUST CALL THIS WEDDING TO A HALT!
Crystal: ?? There is no wedding going on!
Mr. HB: Yes, but you cannot ever have a wedding in this fic.
Crystal: ( But. . Why? It'd be soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo romantic!
Mr. HB: EXACTLY! This is a humorous fic, not a romantic one! Besides, I don't think that anyone here is over 18 anyway, so wouldn't it be, I don't know, illegal or something?
Emerald: *pops back onstage* Ya know, he's right. *pops away*
Kathy: *tears in her eyes* But. . . But. . .
Crystal: You know, Mr. HB, you're smarter than you look. . !***IDEA*** Would you like to be our announcer?
Mr. HB: ^__^ Sure! Wow, a JOB ^__^
Crystal: Okay, the wedding is off (sry Kathy!!)
Yami B: THANK RA!
Kathy: *cries and runs away*
Katy: YAMI BAKURA!
Bakura: Cool it, Katy. .
Katy: ^__^ If you say so. *sigh* But it's not fair!
Bakura: What isn't?
Katy: There was a sale at the Authoress Magic-Selling store today. . And. . I. .
Bakura: What?
Katy: I MISSED IT! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
All: -_-U
Kathy: *comes back onstage, happy again* Hello, Yami B ^__^ *huggles*
All: ??????
Kathy: What are YOU guys staring at?
Crystal: EMERALD??
Emerald: *pops onstage* Yeeees?
Crystal: Did you do anything to Kathy?
Emerald: *sigh* Yes. I erased part of her memory. . You know. . About Yami B asking her to marry him, and then the wedding being called off.
Crystal: ^-^ Ohhhhhh! You're turning good!
Emerald: *freezes* *turns head slowly* If. You. Ever. Repeat. That. Sentence. Again. You. Will. Be. Rotting. In. Hell. For. All. Of. Eternity.
Crystal: *shut up*
Emerald: ^__^ Well, see ya later! *disappears*
Crystal: *sigh* Well, I guess that this chapter was a waste.
Alina: What do you mean?
Crystal: Kathy can't remember any of it.
Kathy: Huh? *huggles Yami B*
Crystal: -_-
Mr. HB: well, then. I guess that this ends the chapter ^__^ Cya ^__^
Crystal: *sighs* what a waste. . All of the energy we could have saved. . .
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Isolated Island~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
NEW Announcer: *rocking back and forth (like usual)* This chapter brought to you by Stickless Bandaids Inc.
Clyde: *passed out from too much alcohol*
o_O
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Hope u all liked the chappie. Once again, I know that it was more romantic than funny, but I just HAD to do a chapter like that ^__^ I'll try to mention every1 next chapter, 'kay? I know that I didn't say some peoples, but it's hard 2 mention every1. I'll do better next time. This was basically just a. . (romantic) Experimental chappie ^__^
REVIEWS ARE GREATLY APPRECIATED!! (I know that I say that after every chapter, but oh well ^__^;)
CU guys L8R ^__^
