I DO NOT OWN YUGIOH!

Hello every1 ^__^ Thanx 4 the reviews ^__^ In about 9 days I'm going to Ohio (I know that I said Iowa b4 but my friend got the location mixed up, she's kinda. . . . Wrong in the head) NE ways, right b4 I leave, I'll add another chapter so that u guys won't get bored ^__^

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*silence*

Crystal: *has woken up along with all of the other people who fainted* HEH HEM?

*silence*

Emerald: BEARS!

Teddy Bear 1: *enters* Yes?

Emerald: Did you two get a new announcer?

Teddy Bear 2: OH, WHAT'S THE GODDAMN POINT? ALL HE DOES IS SIT AROUND AND INTRODUCE THE SHOW. . . DAMN ANNOUNCERS!

All: O_O

Teddy Bear 2: YEAH! THAT'S RIGHT! IIIIII AM DRUNK! AND YA KNOW WHY?

Crystal: *sigh* *claps*

Teddy Bear 2: *is not drunk anymore*

Crystal: *slowly* I am willing to forget what you just did if you can find an announcer for my show.

Teddy Bear 2: *nods*

(Teddy Bears leave)

Kathy: PLEEEEEEEEASE? JUST SAY IT ONE MORE TIME!!!

Yami B: SHUT THE HELL UP! I WILL NOT SAY IT AGAIN, YOU GODAMN BITCH!

Kathy: O_O *cries, then dies*

Katy: O_O I thought that you said no one could die on this show!

Crystal: Heh heh. . . YAMI BAKURA! GET OVER HERE!

Yami B: *scared* Yeah. . . .

Crystal: You killed Kathy--

Katy: Nope! She's alive, but she's ALMOST dead. *glares at Yami B*

Crystal: *grin* But, Yami B, I think that I know how to bring her back ^__^

Yami B: *suspiciously* How?

Crystal: *whispers*

Yami B: O_O ARE YOU GODAMN KIDDING ME? NO WAY! ABSOLUTELY NO &%$#@ WAY!

Joey: Now it's gettin' good!

TMF: *huggles Joey*

Crystal: *evil glare* If you don't, then you have to go with Emerald to her torture chamber.

Audience Member 1: TORTURE? WHERE??

Crystal: ???

Audience Member 2: TORTURE????

(Both come onstage)

Audience Member 1: WHERE IS THE TORTURE CHAMBER??

Crystal: O_O Who. The. Hell. Are. You. Guys?

Audience Member 1: Oh yeah, I didn't introduce myself ^__^ I'm DemonAngel, and this is my Yami.

Yami DA: WHERE IS THE TORTURE CHAMBER???

Yami B: Do you have a millenium item?

DA: Yeah, the millenium jewels.

Crystal: *to Yami B* OH NO! Don't think that I've forgotten about you! So which is it? Doing what I told you to do or going to the torture chamber?

Emerald: *evil grin*

Yami DA: TORTURE CHAMBER!

Yami B: *sigh* Fine, I'll do it. This is NOT fair! As soon as I get out of here, I'M SUING YOU!

Crystal: Hee hee. ^__^ But it's soooooooooo romantic!

DA: *to Emerald* Hey, can we 'test out' your torture chamber?

Emerald: Sure. *evil grin* Shall we bring the chicken fish along?

DA & Yami DA: ???

Emerald: *sigh* I have to explain everything! Crystal turned Tea into a chicken-fish, and I turned Tristan into a rat-fish. ^__^

DA & Yami DA: *burst out laughing when they see the fishes*

Tea-Chicken-Fish: SHUT YOUR GODAMN MOUTHS! YOU &%$#ING BITCHES!

DA: *stops laughing* So can we torture it?

Emerald: Finally, someone who UNDERSTANDS what fun torturing is! *happy sigh*

Crystal: *to Yami B* SAY IT NOW OR GO WITH EMERALD! *pokes him with her wand*

Yami B: *cringes* *whines* Do I HAVE to?

Crystal: *rolls eyes* For the tenth time, YES!

Yami B: *whimpers* But I don't wanna!

Crystal: Emerald? Ya want a torture victim?

Emerald, DA, & DA's Yami: *eyes gleaming*

Yami B: *whimpers* BUT I DON'T WANNA!

Crystal: Okay, Emerald. Take him away.

Yami B: FINE FINE! *takes deep breath* Kathy. . Will. . I CAN'T!!!

Audience: *rolls eyes* BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Yami B: STUPID GODAMN MORTALS! FINE, I'LL SAY IT! Kathy, will you. . .willyoumarryme?

All: O_O

Kathy: *wakes up for 2 seconds, then dies again*

Crystal: YAMI BAKURA! LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID!

Katy: Kathy? Kathy? WAKE UP!

Kathy: Did he. . . . . *faints*

Emerald: *to DA & Yami DA* Let's go now before we have to go to the wedding *snickers*

(Emerald, DA, Yami DA, and Tea-Chicken-Fish go to torture chamber)

Tea-Chicken-Fish: GODAMNIT LET ME GOOOOOOOOOO!

Yami B: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU MADE ME DO THAT! YOU ARE ONE CRUEL PERSON CRYSTAL! ONE VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY CRUEL PERSON!

Crystal: ^__^ But it's soooo romantic *wipes a tear from her eye*

Kathy: *wakes up for good now* Whoa. . I HAVE been fainting a lot. . .OH WELL ^______________________________________________________________^ Yami Bakura!!!! When will the wedding be?

Crystal: ^________________^ He's not really the wedding-throwing kinda guy, but I'll help you!

Kathy: Ok ^__^

Crystal: I was thinking. . . A long white flowing dress. . .

Crystal & Kathy: *talk about more wedding stuff*

Yami: *to Yami B* So I guess we'll have to throw you a bachelor party?

Yami B: *rocking back and forth* I. .cannot. . Believe. . .this. . . Is. . . Happening. . . To. . . Me. .

Joey: Yeah! There's always food at parties, right? ^__^

TMF: *to Joey* Ya know. . WE could get married. . .

Joey: O_O

(Someone runs in)

Crystal: Oh great, it's Mr. Hinglebobberdooschmit----

Nick: We don't need the full name. *says while staring at Mai*

Mr. HingleBobber (Mr.HB): I MUST CALL THIS WEDDING TO A HALT!

Crystal: ?? There is no wedding going on!

Mr. HB: Yes, but you cannot ever have a wedding in this fic.

Crystal: ( But. . Why? It'd be soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo romantic!

Mr. HB: EXACTLY! This is a humorous fic, not a romantic one! Besides, I don't think that anyone here is over 18 anyway, so wouldn't it be, I don't know, illegal or something?

Emerald: *pops back onstage* Ya know, he's right. *pops away*

Kathy: *tears in her eyes* But. . . But. . .

Crystal: You know, Mr. HB, you're smarter than you look. . !***IDEA*** Would you like to be our announcer?

Mr. HB: ^__^ Sure! Wow, a JOB ^__^

Crystal: Okay, the wedding is off (sry Kathy!!)

Yami B: THANK RA!

Kathy: *cries and runs away*

Katy: YAMI BAKURA!

Bakura: Cool it, Katy. .

Katy: ^__^ If you say so. *sigh* But it's not fair!

Bakura: What isn't?

Katy: There was a sale at the Authoress Magic-Selling store today. . And. . I. .

Bakura: What?

Katy: I MISSED IT! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

All: -_-U

Kathy: *comes back onstage, happy again* Hello, Yami B ^__^ *huggles*

All: ??????

Kathy: What are YOU guys staring at?

Crystal: EMERALD??

Emerald: *pops onstage* Yeeees?

Crystal: Did you do anything to Kathy?

Emerald: *sigh* Yes. I erased part of her memory. . You know. . About Yami B asking her to marry him, and then the wedding being called off.

Crystal: ^-^ Ohhhhhh! You're turning good!

Emerald: *freezes* *turns head slowly* If. You. Ever. Repeat. That. Sentence. Again. You. Will. Be. Rotting. In. Hell. For. All. Of. Eternity.

Crystal: *shut up*

Emerald: ^__^ Well, see ya later! *disappears*

Crystal: *sigh* Well, I guess that this chapter was a waste.

Alina: What do you mean?

Crystal: Kathy can't remember any of it.

Kathy: Huh? *huggles Yami B*

Crystal: -_-

Mr. HB: well, then. I guess that this ends the chapter ^__^ Cya ^__^

Crystal: *sighs* what a waste. . All of the energy we could have saved. . .

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NEW Announcer: *rocking back and forth (like usual)* This chapter brought to you by Stickless Bandaids Inc.

Clyde: *passed out from too much alcohol*

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Hope u all liked the chappie. Once again, I know that it was more romantic than funny, but I just HAD to do a chapter like that ^__^ I'll try to mention every1 next chapter, 'kay? I know that I didn't say some peoples, but it's hard 2 mention every1. I'll do better next time. This was basically just a. . (romantic) Experimental chappie ^__^

REVIEWS ARE GREATLY APPRECIATED!! (I know that I say that after every chapter, but oh well ^__^;)

CU guys L8R ^__^