Crystal: Hello every1 ^__^ 2day I'm writing 2 whole chapters!! ^__^ *proud of herself*

Emerald: -_- Impressive.

Crystal: Hmmmph.

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IF YOU READ THE CHAPTER EARLIER 2DAY, I CHANGED THE BOTTOM

(just so ya know ^__^)

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Mr. HB: HEEEEELLLOOOOOOOOO EVERYONE! AND WELCOME TOOOOOOO:

Audience: THE BRAINLESS YUGIOH SHOW! *claps*

Crystal: Ahhh, It's so nice to be back in the old schedule ^__^

Tea-Chicken-Fish: *staggers onstage* YOU. . . . GODDAMN. . . PEOPLE! I was locked up with those three nutcases for 7 hours! DO YOU KNOW WHAT KIND OF TORTURE AND PAIN CAN BE INFLICTED ON ONE CREATURE IN THAT AMOUNT OF TIME???

Emerald: DO YOU GUYS SEE IT OVER THERE??

DA: NOPE! WHAT ABOUT YOU, YAMI?

Yami DA: NOT OVER HERE!

Crystal: ?? What are you talking about?

Emerald: We can't find the---*sees Chicken-Fish* Never mind. . . *smiles*

Tea-Chicken-Fish: O_O NOOOOOOOO! DON'T LET THEM TAKE ME!!

Yami DA: *throws bag over Tea-Chicken-Fish*

DA: ^__^

Emerald: ^__^ Back to the torture chamber we go!!

(All four leave)

Crystal: ^__^ It's so nice to see people enjoying themselves ^__^

Nick: Hi, Mai ^______^

Mai: Hello. . .

Alina: Hey, Yugi, do you want to meet my Yami?

Yugi: You have a yami?

Alina: ^__^ Yepp

Yugi: ^__^ Sure, I'd love to meet her

Crystal: *to Alina* You have a yami?

Alina: Yes. .

Crystal: WHY did you not tell me this before?? WHY?

All: O_O

Crystal: Heh hem. . Yes. . . Carry on. . .

Alina: *shakes head* As I was saying: My yami's name is Alexia ^__^

Yami B: And you have a millenium item I suppose? *evil grin*

Alina: Yes. . The millenium die.

Yami B: I see. . . . And would I be able to see this 'millenium die'?

Kathy: *pulls Yami B away* Yami Bakura! I'm surprised at you! You should be more polite! Oh well! *huggles*

Audience: Awwwww ^__^

Seto: Get. The. Hell. Away. From. Me.

Serenity 2: ^__^ Nope.

Seto: NOW.

Serenity 2: ^______^ Nope.

Yami M: : Emerald never spends any time with me anymore. It's like she's ALWAYS too busy!

Yami: Well, while she's doing all of her torturing, why don't you try a new hobby or something?

Yami M: *thinks about it* Like what?

Yami: Like. . Building birdhouses. . . .or drawing. . .

Yami M: ***IDEA*** Or target practice! ^__^

Yami: ^__^ Sure. Archery is always fun.

Yami M: ?? Archery? I'm talking about shooting arrows/bullets/throwing knives at people. Maybe I could get Emerald to make me some Yami replicas to practice on. . .

Yami: :

Yami M: ^__^;;; Heh heh. . Not Yami! I meant. . . Yami Bakura!

Kathy: *walks up to Yami M* *angry* HOW DARE YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT? I SHOULD KILL YOU!

Yami B: *whispers*

Kathy: Oooooooh! That's what he meant! ^__^ My bad. Bye guys! *walks off with Yami B*

Nick: *to Mai* So, what do you do for fun?

Mai: *shrug*

(Doorbell rings)

Crystal: COMPAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!! ^_____________________^

All: -_-U

Teddy Bear 1: Kimmi and Gemini here to see you, Miss Crystal.

Crystal: Thank you, TB1 ^__^ Hello, Kimmi and Gemini ^__^

Kimmi: Hiiii. . . Hey, where's Tristan?

Crystal: Oh, he's a rat-fish now ^__^

Kimmi: *eyes glaze over* What. Did. You. Say.

Crystal: Eeeeehhhhh. . he's a rat-fish? ^__^;;

Kimmi: TURN HIM BACK!!!!

Crystal: ummm. . About that. . .

Mr. HB: HEH HEM! I have to introduce the people! Gemini is Kimmi's yami, and they have the millenium die----

Emerald: *pops onstage* GODAMNIT! WHERE DID THAT DAMN FISH GO?? Crystal, have you seen the chicken-fish?

Crystal: Nope, sorry. Have you tried. . . The fish bowl?

All: -_-U

DA: Damn. Just when the torturing was getting good.

Yami DA: But torturing is ALWAYS good ^__^

DA: ^__^ So true.

TMF: OMG! HAS ANYONE SEEN JOEY?? I CAN'T FIND HIM ANYWHERE!! *histarical*

Crystal: *thinking out loud* Let's see. . Missing fish. . Missing Joey. . I can only conclude that. . .

TMF: Don't say it. I already know. He's. . having an affair! *sob*

All: -_-U

Emerald: NO! HE ATE THE GODAMN FISH!

TMF: JOEY?? WHERE ARE YOU??

Joey: *comes onstage* Hi everyone! ^__^

Emerald: JOEY! :

TMF: EMERALD! DON'T HURT HIM!!!

Emerald: Did you EAT the fish, Joey?

Joey: Which one?

Kimmi: What do you mean, which one? OMG! DID YOU EAT TRISTAN, TOO?? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *crying*

Joey: Well, I tried to eat them, but they died.

Emerald: Aaaaaaaaand?

Joey: That's it, they died.

Emerald: OMG! JOEY YOU ARE THE STUPIDEST *says 935,673 swears* THAT WAS THE PERFECT DAMN TORTURE OBJECT!

DA: REALLY! HOW STUPID CAN YOU GET??

Yami DA: No. . .torturing. . *rocking back and forth*

Kimmi: *sobbing* TRISTAN!

Crystal: SHUT THE HELL UP!

All: Eeep!

Crystal: Thank you. Now, Emerald and her 'torture crew', you can just find another thing to torture, Kimmi, I can make a Tristan-replica for you, and Joey, WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO WITH THE FISH???

Joey: I threw them out! What do you think? I tried to eat them, but they tasted oddly sour.

Crystal: *exasperated* DUH! When Emerald & I made those, we made them out of Sour Airheads!

Mokuba: IMPOSSIBLE! I would have been able to smell them!

Crystal: Not when they were in broccoli-scented water! Duh-uh!

Mokuba: So. . All this time. . The candy was right in front of me?? *cries*

Crystal: ^__^ There's only one thing to do: We have to search for the fishes!

Emerald: Are you kidding? Why don't we just leave them wherever the hell they are?

Crystal: BECAUSE technically, that would be murdering!

Emerald: *mumbling* I'VE done it before, it's nothing special

Crystal: WHAT?!

Emerald: Nothing. . . Nothing. . .

Nick: If we have search parties, I'll be with Mai.

Serenity 2: And I'll be with Kiaba!

Seto: Not on your life.

Alina: I'll be with Yugi!

Yugi: ^__^

Mr. HB: HOLD ON! No one even knows if you're doing that yet! The authoresses can't decide!

All: *gasp*

Emerald: Shut the hell up, Mr. Hinglebobber. . Hoo. . .shit. . .rinky. . . Poop?

Mr. HB: IT'S HINGLEBOBBERDOOSCHMITRINGLETINGLETINKYDOOBER! :

Emerald: Right. . .

Crystal: Okay, let's just leave it to the readers. I want to check my email, read, and eat some candy. .

Emerald: And I don't have the time to be thinking about that crap. I've got better things to do. . Places to rob. . People to hurt *evil grin*

Crystal: So, u guys tell us whether we should search for the fishes, or just leave them to rot and die ^__^ See you guys L8R ^__^

Mr. HB: ^__^ Bye everyone, and just so you know, the video camera on the isolated island was broken, so no more Clyde & NEW Announcer, but who really liked them, anyways? Have a FABULOUS week!

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Hope this was a good chappie ^__^ Back to the non-romantic stuff, as you can tell ^__^

Thanx 2 the peoples who reviewed ^__^

CU