Crystal: Hello every1 ^__^ 2day I'm writing 2 whole chapters!! ^__^ *proud
of herself*
Emerald: -_- Impressive.
Crystal: Hmmmph.
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IF YOU READ THE CHAPTER EARLIER 2DAY, I CHANGED THE BOTTOM
(just so ya know ^__^)
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Mr. HB: HEEEEELLLOOOOOOOOO EVERYONE! AND WELCOME TOOOOOOO:
Audience: THE BRAINLESS YUGIOH SHOW! *claps*
Crystal: Ahhh, It's so nice to be back in the old schedule ^__^
Tea-Chicken-Fish: *staggers onstage* YOU. . . . GODDAMN. . . PEOPLE! I was locked up with those three nutcases for 7 hours! DO YOU KNOW WHAT KIND OF TORTURE AND PAIN CAN BE INFLICTED ON ONE CREATURE IN THAT AMOUNT OF TIME???
Emerald: DO YOU GUYS SEE IT OVER THERE??
DA: NOPE! WHAT ABOUT YOU, YAMI?
Yami DA: NOT OVER HERE!
Crystal: ?? What are you talking about?
Emerald: We can't find the---*sees Chicken-Fish* Never mind. . . *smiles*
Tea-Chicken-Fish: O_O NOOOOOOOO! DON'T LET THEM TAKE ME!!
Yami DA: *throws bag over Tea-Chicken-Fish*
DA: ^__^
Emerald: ^__^ Back to the torture chamber we go!!
(All four leave)
Crystal: ^__^ It's so nice to see people enjoying themselves ^__^
Nick: Hi, Mai ^______^
Mai: Hello. . .
Alina: Hey, Yugi, do you want to meet my Yami?
Yugi: You have a yami?
Alina: ^__^ Yepp
Yugi: ^__^ Sure, I'd love to meet her
Crystal: *to Alina* You have a yami?
Alina: Yes. .
Crystal: WHY did you not tell me this before?? WHY?
All: O_O
Crystal: Heh hem. . Yes. . . Carry on. . .
Alina: *shakes head* As I was saying: My yami's name is Alexia ^__^
Yami B: And you have a millenium item I suppose? *evil grin*
Alina: Yes. . The millenium die.
Yami B: I see. . . . And would I be able to see this 'millenium die'?
Kathy: *pulls Yami B away* Yami Bakura! I'm surprised at you! You should be more polite! Oh well! *huggles*
Audience: Awwwww ^__^
Seto: Get. The. Hell. Away. From. Me.
Serenity 2: ^__^ Nope.
Seto: NOW.
Serenity 2: ^______^ Nope.
Yami M: : Emerald never spends any time with me anymore. It's like she's ALWAYS too busy!
Yami: Well, while she's doing all of her torturing, why don't you try a new hobby or something?
Yami M: *thinks about it* Like what?
Yami: Like. . Building birdhouses. . . .or drawing. . .
Yami M: ***IDEA*** Or target practice! ^__^
Yami: ^__^ Sure. Archery is always fun.
Yami M: ?? Archery? I'm talking about shooting arrows/bullets/throwing knives at people. Maybe I could get Emerald to make me some Yami replicas to practice on. . .
Yami: :
Yami M: ^__^;;; Heh heh. . Not Yami! I meant. . . Yami Bakura!
Kathy: *walks up to Yami M* *angry* HOW DARE YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT? I SHOULD KILL YOU!
Yami B: *whispers*
Kathy: Oooooooh! That's what he meant! ^__^ My bad. Bye guys! *walks off with Yami B*
Nick: *to Mai* So, what do you do for fun?
Mai: *shrug*
(Doorbell rings)
Crystal: COMPAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!! ^_____________________^
All: -_-U
Teddy Bear 1: Kimmi and Gemini here to see you, Miss Crystal.
Crystal: Thank you, TB1 ^__^ Hello, Kimmi and Gemini ^__^
Kimmi: Hiiii. . . Hey, where's Tristan?
Crystal: Oh, he's a rat-fish now ^__^
Kimmi: *eyes glaze over* What. Did. You. Say.
Crystal: Eeeeehhhhh. . he's a rat-fish? ^__^;;
Kimmi: TURN HIM BACK!!!!
Crystal: ummm. . About that. . .
Mr. HB: HEH HEM! I have to introduce the people! Gemini is Kimmi's yami, and they have the millenium die----
Emerald: *pops onstage* GODAMNIT! WHERE DID THAT DAMN FISH GO?? Crystal, have you seen the chicken-fish?
Crystal: Nope, sorry. Have you tried. . . The fish bowl?
All: -_-U
DA: Damn. Just when the torturing was getting good.
Yami DA: But torturing is ALWAYS good ^__^
DA: ^__^ So true.
TMF: OMG! HAS ANYONE SEEN JOEY?? I CAN'T FIND HIM ANYWHERE!! *histarical*
Crystal: *thinking out loud* Let's see. . Missing fish. . Missing Joey. . I can only conclude that. . .
TMF: Don't say it. I already know. He's. . having an affair! *sob*
All: -_-U
Emerald: NO! HE ATE THE GODAMN FISH!
TMF: JOEY?? WHERE ARE YOU??
Joey: *comes onstage* Hi everyone! ^__^
Emerald: JOEY! :
TMF: EMERALD! DON'T HURT HIM!!!
Emerald: Did you EAT the fish, Joey?
Joey: Which one?
Kimmi: What do you mean, which one? OMG! DID YOU EAT TRISTAN, TOO?? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *crying*
Joey: Well, I tried to eat them, but they died.
Emerald: Aaaaaaaaand?
Joey: That's it, they died.
Emerald: OMG! JOEY YOU ARE THE STUPIDEST *says 935,673 swears* THAT WAS THE PERFECT DAMN TORTURE OBJECT!
DA: REALLY! HOW STUPID CAN YOU GET??
Yami DA: No. . .torturing. . *rocking back and forth*
Kimmi: *sobbing* TRISTAN!
Crystal: SHUT THE HELL UP!
All: Eeep!
Crystal: Thank you. Now, Emerald and her 'torture crew', you can just find another thing to torture, Kimmi, I can make a Tristan-replica for you, and Joey, WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO WITH THE FISH???
Joey: I threw them out! What do you think? I tried to eat them, but they tasted oddly sour.
Crystal: *exasperated* DUH! When Emerald & I made those, we made them out of Sour Airheads!
Mokuba: IMPOSSIBLE! I would have been able to smell them!
Crystal: Not when they were in broccoli-scented water! Duh-uh!
Mokuba: So. . All this time. . The candy was right in front of me?? *cries*
Crystal: ^__^ There's only one thing to do: We have to search for the fishes!
Emerald: Are you kidding? Why don't we just leave them wherever the hell they are?
Crystal: BECAUSE technically, that would be murdering!
Emerald: *mumbling* I'VE done it before, it's nothing special
Crystal: WHAT?!
Emerald: Nothing. . . Nothing. . .
Nick: If we have search parties, I'll be with Mai.
Serenity 2: And I'll be with Kiaba!
Seto: Not on your life.
Alina: I'll be with Yugi!
Yugi: ^__^
Mr. HB: HOLD ON! No one even knows if you're doing that yet! The authoresses can't decide!
All: *gasp*
Emerald: Shut the hell up, Mr. Hinglebobber. . Hoo. . .shit. . .rinky. . . Poop?
Mr. HB: IT'S HINGLEBOBBERDOOSCHMITRINGLETINGLETINKYDOOBER! :
Emerald: Right. . .
Crystal: Okay, let's just leave it to the readers. I want to check my email, read, and eat some candy. .
Emerald: And I don't have the time to be thinking about that crap. I've got better things to do. . Places to rob. . People to hurt *evil grin*
Crystal: So, u guys tell us whether we should search for the fishes, or just leave them to rot and die ^__^ See you guys L8R ^__^
Mr. HB: ^__^ Bye everyone, and just so you know, the video camera on the isolated island was broken, so no more Clyde & NEW Announcer, but who really liked them, anyways? Have a FABULOUS week!
THIS CHAPTER BROUGHT TO YOU BY: THE TOOTHLESS COMBS COMPANY
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Hope this was a good chappie ^__^ Back to the non-romantic stuff, as you can tell ^__^
Thanx 2 the peoples who reviewed ^__^
CU
Emerald: -_- Impressive.
Crystal: Hmmmph.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
IF YOU READ THE CHAPTER EARLIER 2DAY, I CHANGED THE BOTTOM
(just so ya know ^__^)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Mr. HB: HEEEEELLLOOOOOOOOO EVERYONE! AND WELCOME TOOOOOOO:
Audience: THE BRAINLESS YUGIOH SHOW! *claps*
Crystal: Ahhh, It's so nice to be back in the old schedule ^__^
Tea-Chicken-Fish: *staggers onstage* YOU. . . . GODDAMN. . . PEOPLE! I was locked up with those three nutcases for 7 hours! DO YOU KNOW WHAT KIND OF TORTURE AND PAIN CAN BE INFLICTED ON ONE CREATURE IN THAT AMOUNT OF TIME???
Emerald: DO YOU GUYS SEE IT OVER THERE??
DA: NOPE! WHAT ABOUT YOU, YAMI?
Yami DA: NOT OVER HERE!
Crystal: ?? What are you talking about?
Emerald: We can't find the---*sees Chicken-Fish* Never mind. . . *smiles*
Tea-Chicken-Fish: O_O NOOOOOOOO! DON'T LET THEM TAKE ME!!
Yami DA: *throws bag over Tea-Chicken-Fish*
DA: ^__^
Emerald: ^__^ Back to the torture chamber we go!!
(All four leave)
Crystal: ^__^ It's so nice to see people enjoying themselves ^__^
Nick: Hi, Mai ^______^
Mai: Hello. . .
Alina: Hey, Yugi, do you want to meet my Yami?
Yugi: You have a yami?
Alina: ^__^ Yepp
Yugi: ^__^ Sure, I'd love to meet her
Crystal: *to Alina* You have a yami?
Alina: Yes. .
Crystal: WHY did you not tell me this before?? WHY?
All: O_O
Crystal: Heh hem. . Yes. . . Carry on. . .
Alina: *shakes head* As I was saying: My yami's name is Alexia ^__^
Yami B: And you have a millenium item I suppose? *evil grin*
Alina: Yes. . The millenium die.
Yami B: I see. . . . And would I be able to see this 'millenium die'?
Kathy: *pulls Yami B away* Yami Bakura! I'm surprised at you! You should be more polite! Oh well! *huggles*
Audience: Awwwww ^__^
Seto: Get. The. Hell. Away. From. Me.
Serenity 2: ^__^ Nope.
Seto: NOW.
Serenity 2: ^______^ Nope.
Yami M: : Emerald never spends any time with me anymore. It's like she's ALWAYS too busy!
Yami: Well, while she's doing all of her torturing, why don't you try a new hobby or something?
Yami M: *thinks about it* Like what?
Yami: Like. . Building birdhouses. . . .or drawing. . .
Yami M: ***IDEA*** Or target practice! ^__^
Yami: ^__^ Sure. Archery is always fun.
Yami M: ?? Archery? I'm talking about shooting arrows/bullets/throwing knives at people. Maybe I could get Emerald to make me some Yami replicas to practice on. . .
Yami: :
Yami M: ^__^;;; Heh heh. . Not Yami! I meant. . . Yami Bakura!
Kathy: *walks up to Yami M* *angry* HOW DARE YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT? I SHOULD KILL YOU!
Yami B: *whispers*
Kathy: Oooooooh! That's what he meant! ^__^ My bad. Bye guys! *walks off with Yami B*
Nick: *to Mai* So, what do you do for fun?
Mai: *shrug*
(Doorbell rings)
Crystal: COMPAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!! ^_____________________^
All: -_-U
Teddy Bear 1: Kimmi and Gemini here to see you, Miss Crystal.
Crystal: Thank you, TB1 ^__^ Hello, Kimmi and Gemini ^__^
Kimmi: Hiiii. . . Hey, where's Tristan?
Crystal: Oh, he's a rat-fish now ^__^
Kimmi: *eyes glaze over* What. Did. You. Say.
Crystal: Eeeeehhhhh. . he's a rat-fish? ^__^;;
Kimmi: TURN HIM BACK!!!!
Crystal: ummm. . About that. . .
Mr. HB: HEH HEM! I have to introduce the people! Gemini is Kimmi's yami, and they have the millenium die----
Emerald: *pops onstage* GODAMNIT! WHERE DID THAT DAMN FISH GO?? Crystal, have you seen the chicken-fish?
Crystal: Nope, sorry. Have you tried. . . The fish bowl?
All: -_-U
DA: Damn. Just when the torturing was getting good.
Yami DA: But torturing is ALWAYS good ^__^
DA: ^__^ So true.
TMF: OMG! HAS ANYONE SEEN JOEY?? I CAN'T FIND HIM ANYWHERE!! *histarical*
Crystal: *thinking out loud* Let's see. . Missing fish. . Missing Joey. . I can only conclude that. . .
TMF: Don't say it. I already know. He's. . having an affair! *sob*
All: -_-U
Emerald: NO! HE ATE THE GODAMN FISH!
TMF: JOEY?? WHERE ARE YOU??
Joey: *comes onstage* Hi everyone! ^__^
Emerald: JOEY! :
TMF: EMERALD! DON'T HURT HIM!!!
Emerald: Did you EAT the fish, Joey?
Joey: Which one?
Kimmi: What do you mean, which one? OMG! DID YOU EAT TRISTAN, TOO?? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *crying*
Joey: Well, I tried to eat them, but they died.
Emerald: Aaaaaaaaand?
Joey: That's it, they died.
Emerald: OMG! JOEY YOU ARE THE STUPIDEST *says 935,673 swears* THAT WAS THE PERFECT DAMN TORTURE OBJECT!
DA: REALLY! HOW STUPID CAN YOU GET??
Yami DA: No. . .torturing. . *rocking back and forth*
Kimmi: *sobbing* TRISTAN!
Crystal: SHUT THE HELL UP!
All: Eeep!
Crystal: Thank you. Now, Emerald and her 'torture crew', you can just find another thing to torture, Kimmi, I can make a Tristan-replica for you, and Joey, WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO WITH THE FISH???
Joey: I threw them out! What do you think? I tried to eat them, but they tasted oddly sour.
Crystal: *exasperated* DUH! When Emerald & I made those, we made them out of Sour Airheads!
Mokuba: IMPOSSIBLE! I would have been able to smell them!
Crystal: Not when they were in broccoli-scented water! Duh-uh!
Mokuba: So. . All this time. . The candy was right in front of me?? *cries*
Crystal: ^__^ There's only one thing to do: We have to search for the fishes!
Emerald: Are you kidding? Why don't we just leave them wherever the hell they are?
Crystal: BECAUSE technically, that would be murdering!
Emerald: *mumbling* I'VE done it before, it's nothing special
Crystal: WHAT?!
Emerald: Nothing. . . Nothing. . .
Nick: If we have search parties, I'll be with Mai.
Serenity 2: And I'll be with Kiaba!
Seto: Not on your life.
Alina: I'll be with Yugi!
Yugi: ^__^
Mr. HB: HOLD ON! No one even knows if you're doing that yet! The authoresses can't decide!
All: *gasp*
Emerald: Shut the hell up, Mr. Hinglebobber. . Hoo. . .shit. . .rinky. . . Poop?
Mr. HB: IT'S HINGLEBOBBERDOOSCHMITRINGLETINGLETINKYDOOBER! :
Emerald: Right. . .
Crystal: Okay, let's just leave it to the readers. I want to check my email, read, and eat some candy. .
Emerald: And I don't have the time to be thinking about that crap. I've got better things to do. . Places to rob. . People to hurt *evil grin*
Crystal: So, u guys tell us whether we should search for the fishes, or just leave them to rot and die ^__^ See you guys L8R ^__^
Mr. HB: ^__^ Bye everyone, and just so you know, the video camera on the isolated island was broken, so no more Clyde & NEW Announcer, but who really liked them, anyways? Have a FABULOUS week!
THIS CHAPTER BROUGHT TO YOU BY: THE TOOTHLESS COMBS COMPANY
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hope this was a good chappie ^__^ Back to the non-romantic stuff, as you can tell ^__^
Thanx 2 the peoples who reviewed ^__^
CU
