I DO NOT OWN YUGIOH! (Do I really haveta say it?? Believe me, if I owned Yugioh, I would be on the show, and all of the people that were mean to Yami would be dead. But that isn't happening, now is it??)

O_o

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Mr. HB: HEEEEELLLLLLOOOOO EVERYONE! AND WELCOME TOOOOOOO:

Audience: THE BRAINLESS YUGIOH SHOW! *claps*

Emerald: I can't believe that the audience isn't bored with saying that by now.

Crystal: Well, they are all programmed to like this fic ^__^

Emerald: *evil grin* So we can PROGRAM our audience???

DA: HEY! We were in your audience, and we weren't "programmed"

Crystal: Well, I dunno how the hell you guys snuck in, but that musta been what happened ^__^

Emerald: Hey, DA & Yami DA, wanna go torture somethin'?

Yami DA: I HAVE A NAME YOU KNOW! I'M NOT SOME KIND OF NAMELESS YAMI LIKE YAMI BAKURA, AND YAMI YUGI, AND YAMI MARIK! I AM DEMINA! NOT YAMI DA!

Kathy, Crystal, & Emerald: *glare* *glare* *glare* *glare*

Kathy: What. Did. You. Just. Say?

Crystal: Emerald, shall we take out our magic?

Emerald: I think so.

Yami: Crystal. . Heh heh. It's all right. . ^__^;;

Crystal: But she called you a nameless yami

Kathy: *Is running after Demina with a sharp object*

Emerald: HEY! Let's watch this instead!!

DA: Katy, will you PLEASE call Kathy off?

Katy: KATHY! STOP IT!

Kathy: NO! *resumes chasing Demina*

Katy: Well, I tried.

DA: *sigh*

Kimmi: *looking frantically around for Tristan* WHERE THE HELL IS TRISTAN??

Crystal: Oh yeah! ^__^ We were gonna vote on looking for the fish!!

Emerald: Ummm. . Aren't they dead, though??

Crystal: *silence*

Kimmi: *bursts into tears*

Crystal: Ummm. .

Emerald: Aw well, it's all good. Hey, Demina & DA, wanna go torture some Anzu replicas?

DA & Demina: YEAH!!! ^__^

Kathy: DON'T THINK I'VE FORGOTTEN ABOUT YOU!

Crystal: *claps*

Kathy: *is tied to a spinny chair* Ummm, why am I tied to a spinny chair?

Crystal: ^__^ Cuz spinny chairs are fun!!!

Kathy: -_-U

Crystal: Ya know, Emerald gave me an idea. .

Yami B: We're gonna torture anzu replicas??

Crystal: Nooooo. . I can make a Tristan replica for Kimmi!

Kimmi: ^__^ Really??

Crystal: Yepp. *takes out magic wand* Abra Kablatristiana!

(A replica appears. . . But not of Tristan. . . )

Crystal: GODAMNIT! NOT AGAIN! WHY WON'T THIS FU&%ING WAND EVER WORK??? *throws wand out the window*

Kimmi: It's not Tristan. . .

Joey: IT'S ANOTHER RAT-FISH!! BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!

All (except for Crystal & Kimmi): *burst out laughing*

TMF: Hey, Joey, guess what!

Joey: What?

TMF: I have a yami, and a millenium item, too, that I forgot to mention ^__^

Crystal: WHY DON'T YOU PEOLE EVER TELL ME ANYTHING??? AAAAAAARRRRGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All: O_O

Crystal: *clears throat* I'm okay now. . I'm fine. . .

TMF: yeah. . My millenium item is the millenium toecap, and my yami is Freak McFreak (FMF)

Yami B: I'm not gonna try to steal your millenium item . . . . It gets so old. . .

Crystal: ^__^ Good boy, Yami B

Kathy: *still in spinny chair* AND WHAT DID YOU MEAN BY THAT? HUH?

Crystal: ^__^;; Katy, what is wrong with Kathy?

Katy: I dunno. *huggles Bakura* Probably just one of her phases

Crystal: Kathy, if I let you out of the chair, will you act normal again?

Kathy: Sure.

Crystal: Okay, then ^__^ *claps and Kathy is outta the chair*

Kathy: *huggles Yami B*

(Anzu screams can be heard from down the hall)

Crystal: ^__^ Well, it sounds like they're having fun ^__^

Mr. HB: As your announcer/marry-er guy/detective/cosmetics salesman/weatherman, I would like to inform you that it is snowing outside, and we will probably be trapped in here for a few weeks ^__^

Alina: Uh oh. That can't be good!

Yugi: Don't worry, I'll protect you ^__^

Alina: ^__^

Crystal: Snow. . What does that remind me of. . . ***IDEA*** CHRISTMAS!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Emerald: *appears* OMG! DID CRYSTAL JUST SCREAM CHRISTMAS???

All: *nod*

Emerald: O_O NOT GOOD!

Crystal: La la la la la la la la!!! PRESENTS! TREE! CANDY! COOKIES!!

TMF: Presents??

Mokuba: Candy??

Joey: Cookies??

Crystal: Uh huh. And a tree ^__^

Emerald: *whisper* Crystal gets a little. . . Psycho around Christmastime. Last year, she had to spend the day in an insane asylum.

Serenity 2: What did she do that's so bad?

Emerald: She gets kinda caught up in everything. . And spends all of her money buying presents, she buys all of the food from stores, and she buys 20/30 Christmas trees. . It's not a pretty sight.

TMF: Money and presents, eh?

Katy: Shopping?? ^__^

Joey: *drooling* Foooooooooood. . .

Crystal: And a tree ^__^

All: *scream*

Emerald: DAMNIT! Crystal, don't scare people like that!

Crystal: Sooooorrrrrrryyyyy! I have presents for people!!!!

All: *perk up*

Crystal: All right. . TMF: I got you STICKY bandaids, and two topless hats, one for you, and one for Joey ^__^

TMF: YEAH!!!!!!!!!!

Crystal: For Joey, I got a $500 gift card for any food store on the planet, and a 50 lb turkey.

Joey: AWESOME!!!!!

Crystal: For Emerald, I got a new green wardrobe, and a sharp objects kit

Emerald: Eh, Christmas only comes once a year!!! ^__^

Crystal: For Nick, I got magic handcuffs, so that you can hook yourself on Mai, since she won't speak to you otherwise.

Nick: Helllllllllooooooo Mai!!

Mai: . . .Goddamnit. . .

Crystal: For DA I got an Insta-Torture set, and a Torture-Ideas book, which comes with over 1000 ways to torture people! I got the same thing for Demina.

DA & Demina: *evil grins*

Crysal: For Yami I got 100 packages of cards, and a pretty little display case for your favorite cards to go in ^__^

Yami: ^__^;

Crystal: For-----

Emerald: WAIT A MINUTE! Why are you giving people stuff in the first place??

Crystal: For Christmas! Want a gingerbread cookie?

Emerald: IT'S JUNE!!

Crystal: yeah, but it's SNOWING outside, and snow = Christmas!!!

Emerald: *sigh* Who told you it was snowing outside?

Crystal: Mr. Hinglebobberdooschmitringletingletinkydoober. He's a weatherman, you know!

Emerald: Mr. Hingle. . Botter. . .poo. . . Blob--whatever the hell your name is, get down here!

Mr. HB: *comes down* *scared* Yes?

Emerald: Did you tell Crystal that it's snowing outside?

Mr. HB: Yes.

Emerald: And is it?

Mr HB: Of course it's snowing outside. . . . . In Antarctica. . .

Emerald: YOU ARE THE STUPIDEST GODAMN IDIOT IN THE WORLD! OF COURSE IT'S SNOWING IN ANTARCTICA! BUT WE DON'T GIVE A %$#@ ABOUT THAT!

Alina: *huggles Yugi* Wow, she's really. . . Upset. . .

Yugi: Yepp. . .

Crystal: *sad* So, it's not Christmas?

Emerald: NO IT IS NOT!

Crystal: Well, in that case, give me back the presents I just gave everyone ^__^

All: *laugh*

Crystal: *laugh* I mean it.

All: -_-

Crystal: I spent over a million bucks on presents, and if I don't return them, I'm gonna be broke! But, if you guys REALLY wanna keep the presents. . .I guess that you can. . Besides, I can always get a new wand, and make myself more money!! ^__^

All: ^__^;;

Kimmi: Hey, Emerald, can YOU make me a Tristan replica? Crystal's wand wasn't working. . .

Emerald: sure. *takes out magic wand* Abra Tristanblabera!

(A Tristan replica appears)

Kimmi: YAAAAAAAAAAY!

Emerald: Yeah. . Why don't you two go BACKSTAGE and talk and stuff. . Because every time I see Tristan, I WANNA KILL HIM, and you wouldn't want that to happen, would you?

Kimmi: Eeep. *runs backstage, dragging Tristan with her*

Crystal: Well, I guess that that'll end the show ^__^

Emerald: See you people later ^__^

Mr. HB: Bye people! Thanks for joining us today!

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Hope u liked this chapter ^__^ I'll continue when I get the chance, which'll probably be. . 2marrow ^__^;;

I leave in 8 days for Ohio!! ^__^ (And yes, it's Ohio, my friend got it mixed up with Iowa. . She's a little. . .ya know. . Messed up in the head)

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