I DO NOT OWN YUGIOH! (Do I really haveta say it?? Believe me, if I owned
Yugioh, I would be on the show, and all of the people that were mean to
Yami would be dead. But that isn't happening, now is it??)
O_o
Thanx 4 the reviews!! (I got 11 of 'em!!) ^__^
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Mr. HB: HEEEEELLLLLLOOOOO EVERYONE! AND WELCOME TOOOOOOO:
Audience: THE BRAINLESS YUGIOH SHOW! *claps*
Emerald: I can't believe that the audience isn't bored with saying that by now.
Crystal: Well, they are all programmed to like this fic ^__^
Emerald: *evil grin* So we can PROGRAM our audience???
DA: HEY! We were in your audience, and we weren't "programmed"
Crystal: Well, I dunno how the hell you guys snuck in, but that musta been what happened ^__^
Emerald: Hey, DA & Yami DA, wanna go torture somethin'?
Yami DA: I HAVE A NAME YOU KNOW! I'M NOT SOME KIND OF NAMELESS YAMI LIKE YAMI BAKURA, AND YAMI YUGI, AND YAMI MARIK! I AM DEMINA! NOT YAMI DA!
Kathy, Crystal, & Emerald: *glare* *glare* *glare* *glare*
Kathy: What. Did. You. Just. Say?
Crystal: Emerald, shall we take out our magic?
Emerald: I think so.
Yami: Crystal. . Heh heh. It's all right. . ^__^;;
Crystal: But she called you a nameless yami
Kathy: *Is running after Demina with a sharp object*
Emerald: HEY! Let's watch this instead!!
DA: Katy, will you PLEASE call Kathy off?
Katy: KATHY! STOP IT!
Kathy: NO! *resumes chasing Demina*
Katy: Well, I tried.
DA: *sigh*
Kimmi: *looking frantically around for Tristan* WHERE THE HELL IS TRISTAN??
Crystal: Oh yeah! ^__^ We were gonna vote on looking for the fish!!
Emerald: Ummm. . Aren't they dead, though??
Crystal: *silence*
Kimmi: *bursts into tears*
Crystal: Ummm. .
Emerald: Aw well, it's all good. Hey, Demina & DA, wanna go torture some Anzu replicas?
DA & Demina: YEAH!!! ^__^
Kathy: DON'T THINK I'VE FORGOTTEN ABOUT YOU!
Crystal: *claps*
Kathy: *is tied to a spinny chair* Ummm, why am I tied to a spinny chair?
Crystal: ^__^ Cuz spinny chairs are fun!!!
Kathy: -_-U
Crystal: Ya know, Emerald gave me an idea. .
Yami B: We're gonna torture anzu replicas??
Crystal: Nooooo. . I can make a Tristan replica for Kimmi!
Kimmi: ^__^ Really??
Crystal: Yepp. *takes out magic wand* Abra Kablatristiana!
(A replica appears. . . But not of Tristan. . . )
Crystal: GODAMNIT! NOT AGAIN! WHY WON'T THIS FU&%ING WAND EVER WORK??? *throws wand out the window*
Kimmi: It's not Tristan. . .
Joey: IT'S ANOTHER RAT-FISH!! BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
All (except for Crystal & Kimmi): *burst out laughing*
TMF: Hey, Joey, guess what!
Joey: What?
TMF: I have a yami, and a millenium item, too, that I forgot to mention ^__^
Crystal: WHY DON'T YOU PEOLE EVER TELL ME ANYTHING??? AAAAAAARRRRGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All: O_O
Crystal: *clears throat* I'm okay now. . I'm fine. . .
TMF: yeah. . My millenium item is the millenium toecap, and my yami is Freak McFreak (FMF)
Yami B: I'm not gonna try to steal your millenium item . . . . It gets so old. . .
Crystal: ^__^ Good boy, Yami B
Kathy: *still in spinny chair* AND WHAT DID YOU MEAN BY THAT? HUH?
Crystal: ^__^;; Katy, what is wrong with Kathy?
Katy: I dunno. *huggles Bakura* Probably just one of her phases
Crystal: Kathy, if I let you out of the chair, will you act normal again?
Kathy: Sure.
Crystal: Okay, then ^__^ *claps and Kathy is outta the chair*
Kathy: *huggles Yami B*
(Anzu screams can be heard from down the hall)
Crystal: ^__^ Well, it sounds like they're having fun ^__^
Mr. HB: As your announcer/marry-er guy/detective/cosmetics salesman/weatherman, I would like to inform you that it is snowing outside, and we will probably be trapped in here for a few weeks ^__^
Alina: Uh oh. That can't be good!
Yugi: Don't worry, I'll protect you ^__^
Alina: ^__^
Crystal: Snow. . What does that remind me of. . . ***IDEA*** CHRISTMAS!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Emerald: *appears* OMG! DID CRYSTAL JUST SCREAM CHRISTMAS???
All: *nod*
Emerald: O_O NOT GOOD!
Crystal: La la la la la la la la!!! PRESENTS! TREE! CANDY! COOKIES!!
TMF: Presents??
Mokuba: Candy??
Joey: Cookies??
Crystal: Uh huh. And a tree ^__^
Emerald: *whisper* Crystal gets a little. . . Psycho around Christmastime. Last year, she had to spend the day in an insane asylum.
Serenity 2: What did she do that's so bad?
Emerald: She gets kinda caught up in everything. . And spends all of her money buying presents, she buys all of the food from stores, and she buys 20/30 Christmas trees. . It's not a pretty sight.
TMF: Money and presents, eh?
Katy: Shopping?? ^__^
Joey: *drooling* Foooooooooood. . .
Crystal: And a tree ^__^
All: *scream*
Emerald: DAMNIT! Crystal, don't scare people like that!
Crystal: Sooooorrrrrrryyyyy! I have presents for people!!!!
All: *perk up*
Crystal: All right. . TMF: I got you STICKY bandaids, and two topless hats, one for you, and one for Joey ^__^
TMF: YEAH!!!!!!!!!!
Crystal: For Joey, I got a $500 gift card for any food store on the planet, and a 50 lb turkey.
Joey: AWESOME!!!!!
Crystal: For Emerald, I got a new green wardrobe, and a sharp objects kit
Emerald: Eh, Christmas only comes once a year!!! ^__^
Crystal: For Nick, I got magic handcuffs, so that you can hook yourself on Mai, since she won't speak to you otherwise.
Nick: Helllllllllooooooo Mai!!
Mai: . . .Goddamnit. . .
Crystal: For DA I got an Insta-Torture set, and a Torture-Ideas book, which comes with over 1000 ways to torture people! I got the same thing for Demina.
DA & Demina: *evil grins*
Crysal: For Yami I got 100 packages of cards, and a pretty little display case for your favorite cards to go in ^__^
Yami: ^__^;
Crystal: For-----
Emerald: WAIT A MINUTE! Why are you giving people stuff in the first place??
Crystal: For Christmas! Want a gingerbread cookie?
Emerald: IT'S JUNE!!
Crystal: yeah, but it's SNOWING outside, and snow = Christmas!!!
Emerald: *sigh* Who told you it was snowing outside?
Crystal: Mr. Hinglebobberdooschmitringletingletinkydoober. He's a weatherman, you know!
Emerald: Mr. Hingle. . Botter. . .poo. . . Blob--whatever the hell your name is, get down here!
Mr. HB: *comes down* *scared* Yes?
Emerald: Did you tell Crystal that it's snowing outside?
Mr. HB: Yes.
Emerald: And is it?
Mr HB: Of course it's snowing outside. . . . . In Antarctica. . .
Emerald: YOU ARE THE STUPIDEST GODAMN IDIOT IN THE WORLD! OF COURSE IT'S SNOWING IN ANTARCTICA! BUT WE DON'T GIVE A %$#@ ABOUT THAT!
Alina: *huggles Yugi* Wow, she's really. . . Upset. . .
Yugi: Yepp. . .
Crystal: *sad* So, it's not Christmas?
Emerald: NO IT IS NOT!
Crystal: Well, in that case, give me back the presents I just gave everyone ^__^
All: *laugh*
Crystal: *laugh* I mean it.
All: -_-
Crystal: I spent over a million bucks on presents, and if I don't return them, I'm gonna be broke! But, if you guys REALLY wanna keep the presents. . .I guess that you can. . Besides, I can always get a new wand, and make myself more money!! ^__^
All: ^__^;;
Kimmi: Hey, Emerald, can YOU make me a Tristan replica? Crystal's wand wasn't working. . .
Emerald: sure. *takes out magic wand* Abra Tristanblabera!
(A Tristan replica appears)
Kimmi: YAAAAAAAAAAY!
Emerald: Yeah. . Why don't you two go BACKSTAGE and talk and stuff. . Because every time I see Tristan, I WANNA KILL HIM, and you wouldn't want that to happen, would you?
Kimmi: Eeep. *runs backstage, dragging Tristan with her*
Crystal: Well, I guess that that'll end the show ^__^
Emerald: See you people later ^__^
Mr. HB: Bye people! Thanks for joining us today!
This chapter brought to you by: Colorless Markers, inc.
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Hope u liked this chapter ^__^ I'll continue when I get the chance, which'll probably be. . 2marrow ^__^;;
I leave in 8 days for Ohio!! ^__^ (And yes, it's Ohio, my friend got it mixed up with Iowa. . She's a little. . .ya know. . Messed up in the head)
REVIEWS ARE GREATLY APPRECIATED!!
CU
O_o
Thanx 4 the reviews!! (I got 11 of 'em!!) ^__^
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Mr. HB: HEEEEELLLLLLOOOOO EVERYONE! AND WELCOME TOOOOOOO:
Audience: THE BRAINLESS YUGIOH SHOW! *claps*
Emerald: I can't believe that the audience isn't bored with saying that by now.
Crystal: Well, they are all programmed to like this fic ^__^
Emerald: *evil grin* So we can PROGRAM our audience???
DA: HEY! We were in your audience, and we weren't "programmed"
Crystal: Well, I dunno how the hell you guys snuck in, but that musta been what happened ^__^
Emerald: Hey, DA & Yami DA, wanna go torture somethin'?
Yami DA: I HAVE A NAME YOU KNOW! I'M NOT SOME KIND OF NAMELESS YAMI LIKE YAMI BAKURA, AND YAMI YUGI, AND YAMI MARIK! I AM DEMINA! NOT YAMI DA!
Kathy, Crystal, & Emerald: *glare* *glare* *glare* *glare*
Kathy: What. Did. You. Just. Say?
Crystal: Emerald, shall we take out our magic?
Emerald: I think so.
Yami: Crystal. . Heh heh. It's all right. . ^__^;;
Crystal: But she called you a nameless yami
Kathy: *Is running after Demina with a sharp object*
Emerald: HEY! Let's watch this instead!!
DA: Katy, will you PLEASE call Kathy off?
Katy: KATHY! STOP IT!
Kathy: NO! *resumes chasing Demina*
Katy: Well, I tried.
DA: *sigh*
Kimmi: *looking frantically around for Tristan* WHERE THE HELL IS TRISTAN??
Crystal: Oh yeah! ^__^ We were gonna vote on looking for the fish!!
Emerald: Ummm. . Aren't they dead, though??
Crystal: *silence*
Kimmi: *bursts into tears*
Crystal: Ummm. .
Emerald: Aw well, it's all good. Hey, Demina & DA, wanna go torture some Anzu replicas?
DA & Demina: YEAH!!! ^__^
Kathy: DON'T THINK I'VE FORGOTTEN ABOUT YOU!
Crystal: *claps*
Kathy: *is tied to a spinny chair* Ummm, why am I tied to a spinny chair?
Crystal: ^__^ Cuz spinny chairs are fun!!!
Kathy: -_-U
Crystal: Ya know, Emerald gave me an idea. .
Yami B: We're gonna torture anzu replicas??
Crystal: Nooooo. . I can make a Tristan replica for Kimmi!
Kimmi: ^__^ Really??
Crystal: Yepp. *takes out magic wand* Abra Kablatristiana!
(A replica appears. . . But not of Tristan. . . )
Crystal: GODAMNIT! NOT AGAIN! WHY WON'T THIS FU&%ING WAND EVER WORK??? *throws wand out the window*
Kimmi: It's not Tristan. . .
Joey: IT'S ANOTHER RAT-FISH!! BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
All (except for Crystal & Kimmi): *burst out laughing*
TMF: Hey, Joey, guess what!
Joey: What?
TMF: I have a yami, and a millenium item, too, that I forgot to mention ^__^
Crystal: WHY DON'T YOU PEOLE EVER TELL ME ANYTHING??? AAAAAAARRRRGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All: O_O
Crystal: *clears throat* I'm okay now. . I'm fine. . .
TMF: yeah. . My millenium item is the millenium toecap, and my yami is Freak McFreak (FMF)
Yami B: I'm not gonna try to steal your millenium item . . . . It gets so old. . .
Crystal: ^__^ Good boy, Yami B
Kathy: *still in spinny chair* AND WHAT DID YOU MEAN BY THAT? HUH?
Crystal: ^__^;; Katy, what is wrong with Kathy?
Katy: I dunno. *huggles Bakura* Probably just one of her phases
Crystal: Kathy, if I let you out of the chair, will you act normal again?
Kathy: Sure.
Crystal: Okay, then ^__^ *claps and Kathy is outta the chair*
Kathy: *huggles Yami B*
(Anzu screams can be heard from down the hall)
Crystal: ^__^ Well, it sounds like they're having fun ^__^
Mr. HB: As your announcer/marry-er guy/detective/cosmetics salesman/weatherman, I would like to inform you that it is snowing outside, and we will probably be trapped in here for a few weeks ^__^
Alina: Uh oh. That can't be good!
Yugi: Don't worry, I'll protect you ^__^
Alina: ^__^
Crystal: Snow. . What does that remind me of. . . ***IDEA*** CHRISTMAS!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Emerald: *appears* OMG! DID CRYSTAL JUST SCREAM CHRISTMAS???
All: *nod*
Emerald: O_O NOT GOOD!
Crystal: La la la la la la la la!!! PRESENTS! TREE! CANDY! COOKIES!!
TMF: Presents??
Mokuba: Candy??
Joey: Cookies??
Crystal: Uh huh. And a tree ^__^
Emerald: *whisper* Crystal gets a little. . . Psycho around Christmastime. Last year, she had to spend the day in an insane asylum.
Serenity 2: What did she do that's so bad?
Emerald: She gets kinda caught up in everything. . And spends all of her money buying presents, she buys all of the food from stores, and she buys 20/30 Christmas trees. . It's not a pretty sight.
TMF: Money and presents, eh?
Katy: Shopping?? ^__^
Joey: *drooling* Foooooooooood. . .
Crystal: And a tree ^__^
All: *scream*
Emerald: DAMNIT! Crystal, don't scare people like that!
Crystal: Sooooorrrrrrryyyyy! I have presents for people!!!!
All: *perk up*
Crystal: All right. . TMF: I got you STICKY bandaids, and two topless hats, one for you, and one for Joey ^__^
TMF: YEAH!!!!!!!!!!
Crystal: For Joey, I got a $500 gift card for any food store on the planet, and a 50 lb turkey.
Joey: AWESOME!!!!!
Crystal: For Emerald, I got a new green wardrobe, and a sharp objects kit
Emerald: Eh, Christmas only comes once a year!!! ^__^
Crystal: For Nick, I got magic handcuffs, so that you can hook yourself on Mai, since she won't speak to you otherwise.
Nick: Helllllllllooooooo Mai!!
Mai: . . .Goddamnit. . .
Crystal: For DA I got an Insta-Torture set, and a Torture-Ideas book, which comes with over 1000 ways to torture people! I got the same thing for Demina.
DA & Demina: *evil grins*
Crysal: For Yami I got 100 packages of cards, and a pretty little display case for your favorite cards to go in ^__^
Yami: ^__^;
Crystal: For-----
Emerald: WAIT A MINUTE! Why are you giving people stuff in the first place??
Crystal: For Christmas! Want a gingerbread cookie?
Emerald: IT'S JUNE!!
Crystal: yeah, but it's SNOWING outside, and snow = Christmas!!!
Emerald: *sigh* Who told you it was snowing outside?
Crystal: Mr. Hinglebobberdooschmitringletingletinkydoober. He's a weatherman, you know!
Emerald: Mr. Hingle. . Botter. . .poo. . . Blob--whatever the hell your name is, get down here!
Mr. HB: *comes down* *scared* Yes?
Emerald: Did you tell Crystal that it's snowing outside?
Mr. HB: Yes.
Emerald: And is it?
Mr HB: Of course it's snowing outside. . . . . In Antarctica. . .
Emerald: YOU ARE THE STUPIDEST GODAMN IDIOT IN THE WORLD! OF COURSE IT'S SNOWING IN ANTARCTICA! BUT WE DON'T GIVE A %$#@ ABOUT THAT!
Alina: *huggles Yugi* Wow, she's really. . . Upset. . .
Yugi: Yepp. . .
Crystal: *sad* So, it's not Christmas?
Emerald: NO IT IS NOT!
Crystal: Well, in that case, give me back the presents I just gave everyone ^__^
All: *laugh*
Crystal: *laugh* I mean it.
All: -_-
Crystal: I spent over a million bucks on presents, and if I don't return them, I'm gonna be broke! But, if you guys REALLY wanna keep the presents. . .I guess that you can. . Besides, I can always get a new wand, and make myself more money!! ^__^
All: ^__^;;
Kimmi: Hey, Emerald, can YOU make me a Tristan replica? Crystal's wand wasn't working. . .
Emerald: sure. *takes out magic wand* Abra Tristanblabera!
(A Tristan replica appears)
Kimmi: YAAAAAAAAAAY!
Emerald: Yeah. . Why don't you two go BACKSTAGE and talk and stuff. . Because every time I see Tristan, I WANNA KILL HIM, and you wouldn't want that to happen, would you?
Kimmi: Eeep. *runs backstage, dragging Tristan with her*
Crystal: Well, I guess that that'll end the show ^__^
Emerald: See you people later ^__^
Mr. HB: Bye people! Thanks for joining us today!
This chapter brought to you by: Colorless Markers, inc.
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Hope u liked this chapter ^__^ I'll continue when I get the chance, which'll probably be. . 2marrow ^__^;;
I leave in 8 days for Ohio!! ^__^ (And yes, it's Ohio, my friend got it mixed up with Iowa. . She's a little. . .ya know. . Messed up in the head)
REVIEWS ARE GREATLY APPRECIATED!!
CU
