I DO NOT OWN YUGIOH. .(I also don't own Mario, Inuyasha or Bugs Bunny)
Crystal: Thanx to all the people who reviewed!! ^__^ And just in case it was a little unclear, you guys DID get to keep the presents u got ^__^ Aren't I nice?
Emerald: Unfortunately, yes.
Crystal: Shut up Emerald. And thank you Katy and Kathy for the gold dust and anzu flesh eaters in a can. I'm sure that Emerald will find something to do with the anzu flesh eating stuff, and gold dust is PRETTY!! ^__^
Emerald: -_-U Pretty?
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Mr. HB: HEEEELLLLLLOOOOOOO EVERYONE! AND WELCOME TOOOOOOO:
Audience: THE HOME COOKING CHANNEL! *claps*
Crystal: ???
Emerald: Hee hee.
Crystal: Emerald, what did you do to the audience?
Emerald: I re-programmed them!! Did you know, we can make them LOOK different too? *takes out audience programming remote and pushes a button* Look, now they're all little me's!!
Joey: NO! TAKE THE PICTURE AWAY! IT BURNS!
Emerald: *turns her head slowly around* I will give you a 5 second hand start.
TMF: Ummm . .heh heh. Emerald. . Please don't hurt Joey!
Emerald: *chasing Joey around* HE BROUGHT IT ON HIMSELF!
TMF: *sigh* Joey never learns. ^__^ But that makes him even more adorable!! Crystal, Emerald can't REALLY hurt Joey, right?
Crystal: *playing with the audience programming remote* Heeey! Now they're all little shippous! How kawaii!!!! ^-^ (In case u don't know, Shippou is a fox demon on Inuyasha) And now. . They're bugs bunny!! Heee!
Katy: I think that she's a little addicted to that thing
Kathy: I know how to get her off of that! Crystal, do you want to play a video game?
Crystal: Sure. . But what color should the audience be? I think green would be nice! ^__^ *programs audience to be green-colored* Okay, what video game?
Kathy: How about Super Mario Bros.? (( A video game that I have)
Crystal: *shrug* Sure. *starts playing*
Katy: How did that help?
Kathy: I dunno. *huggles Yami B*
Katy: -_-U
Emerald: *stops chasing Joey* I feel like torturing. Where are----
(Screams can be heard)
Emerald: *evil grin* Ahh, I see. They're already there. Bye guys ^__^
Seto: okay, will you PLEASE leave me alone??
Serenity 2: Nope ^__^
Seto: *sigh*
Nick: So, Mai, are you busy tomorrow night?
Mai: No, why?
Nick: Great! Wanna go out on a date?
Mai: I guess. *sigh* Otherwise you'll never leave me alone
Katy: Dontcha feel bad for the loveless? *huggles Bakura*
Kathy: Loveless? *huggles Yami B*
Katy: yeah, the people who can't get anyone to like them.
Kathy: Like you?
Katy: ARRRG! NO NOT LIKE ME! Bakura likes me, right Bakura?
Bakura: Of course I like you ^__^
Katy: *heart eyes*
Kathy: Well Yami B likes me, too! Oh, I get it. You were talking about Nick and Serenity 2!
Nick & Serenity 2: What?
Katy: NOTHING! She didn't say anything! Heh heh.
Alina: Hey, where are Crystal and Emerald?
Yami: CRYSTAL? WHERE ARE--
Crystal: YES! Level 10!! GO ME!!
Yami: Crystal, what are you doing?
Crystal: Playing video games. I'm on the tenth level! YAY!
Yami: Why don't you get off of that, and host your show.
Crystal: But Yami, it's the tenth--ooh! Just missed that lil guy.
Yami: *sigh* I hate to have to do this, Crystal. *takes a sludgehammer and destroys tv, Nintendo, and game*
Crystal: O_O Yami! HOW COULD YOU??
Yami: Look at yourself, you were becoming addicted to that video game!
Crystal: Well, yeah, but *whimpers* I WAS ON THE TENTH LEVEL!
DP: *yawn* I haven't been doing much recently, huh? I think I was sleeping. . .
Kimmi: *off somewhere with Tristan replica*
Crystal: I'm gonna go get the mail ^__^ *disappears*
Mokuba: CANDY? WHO SAID CANDY? NEEEEEEED CANDY!
Seto: MOKUBA! You are NOT getting candy! That's why we gave you an apple.
Mokuba: But apples taste like dog poop!
Seto: They do not--hey, HAVE YOU BEEN EATING DOG POOP AGAIN??
Mokuba: *whimpers* Well, it looks like chocolate!
All: EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Crystal: *appears* OMG OMG OMG!!! My Yugioh magic catalog just came!! YAY!!
TMF: What's a Yugioh magic catalog?
Crystal: A catalog with all sorts of Yugioh magic stuff you can buy!!
Katy: OOH! CAN I LOOK??
Crystal: Sure ^__^
Katy & Crystal: *looking at catalog*
Bakura: Why do girls like shopping so much?
Marik (Not Yami M ne more, cuz has ne1 even seen his non-yami personality?): Hey, where's Emerald?
Yami: Because they do, and in the torture chamber.
Marik & Bakura: Thanks, Yami.
Yami: Yepp.
Mai: So, do you like spending loads of money?
Nick: When I have it.
Mai: Are you rich?
Nick: Yes.
Mai: *smiiiiiiile* WEEEEEEELLL, in that case, let's go somewhere right now!!
Nick: Ummm, first can I talk to Crystal?
Mai: Sure.
Nick: *walks up to Crystal* Hey, Crystal?
Crystal: And look at that---Yeah, Nick?
Nick: Can I have, like, a million dollars? I told Mai I was rich.
Crystal: Sure *uses magic wand to make a million dollars* Here ya go.
Nick: Thanks ^__^
Crystal: 'welcome. *resumes looking at catalog w/ Katy*
Nick: *goes off somewhere with Mai*
Kimmi: IS ANYONE WORRIED ABOUT THE FISH BUT ME??
Yami: Nope. ^__^
Alina: Aren't the fish dead, though?
Yugi: Yepp.
Kimmi: : You people are NO help!
Crystal: *to Katy* Did you see anything you wanted?
Katy: Well, they DID have a lot of Bakura stuff in there. .
Crystal: Of course! In the magic world, Yugioh is the most famous. . . Anything!! ^__^
Yami: Really? I never knew that!
Crystal: ^__^ Yami, you really need to get out more!!
Yami: :
Crystal: *gives Katy one million dollars* This should cover everything you want---
Nick: HEY! Is there Mai stuff in that catalog?
Crystal: Of course.
Alina: And Yugi stuff?
Serenity 2: And Kiaba stuff?
Crystal: Yepp. All right, here, everyone can have a million--Hey, when did Nick get back?
Nick: I dunno.
Crystal: Weird. . Anyway, a million dollars for everyone ^__^ You can all get whatever it is you want ^__^
Katy: YAAAAAAAAAAY! SHOPPING!!!
Crystal: Be right back. I haveta get Emerald, DA, and Demina. *disappears*
Mai: Do you think there's make-up in there?
Yami: Hey, Crystal is on the cover!
All: Really??
Yami: Yeah. . It says that-- -_-U
All: WHAT??
Yami: It says that Crystal is going out with Yami, the "Hottest Yami This Side of the Magic World" -_-
Kathy: WHAT?! *eyes flaming* what about Yami Bakura? HUH?
Crystal: *appears with Emerald, DA, & Demina*
DA: Come on! The last anzu replica was getting its head dunked in a shark tank, and we were gonna----
Kathy: *to Crystal* WHAT THE HELL IS WITH THE COVER OF THIS MAGAZINE?
Crystal: First of all, it's a catalog, and second of all, I designed the cover! ^__^ Isn't it awesome?
All: -_-U
Kathy: -_- That explains it.
Crystal: All right, everyone order what you want, and the stuff will be delivered in the next chapter ^__^ Review to let us know what you want, or we can make stuff up for you ^__^
Emerald: THIS is why you pulled us out of the torture chamber?
Crystal: Well, I thought that since there's a lot of TORTURING items in here. . .
Demina: LEMME SEE!
All (except for Crystal): *fighting over catalog*
Crystal: ^__^ Well, that ends this chapter ^__^ Bye guys!!
Mr. HB: Thank you for joining us today!
This chapter brought to you by: Tasteless gum Inc.
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Hope u liked this chapter ^__^
Emerald: -_- U say that after every single chapter, can't you shut up?
No I can't! So :P
Anyways, please review (if u r on my show) to tell me what u want to order ^__^ Remember, u have a million dollars, so u can get, a thousand of something, or a few hundred of something else ^__^
Thanx ^__^
CU
Crystal: Thanx to all the people who reviewed!! ^__^ And just in case it was a little unclear, you guys DID get to keep the presents u got ^__^ Aren't I nice?
Emerald: Unfortunately, yes.
Crystal: Shut up Emerald. And thank you Katy and Kathy for the gold dust and anzu flesh eaters in a can. I'm sure that Emerald will find something to do with the anzu flesh eating stuff, and gold dust is PRETTY!! ^__^
Emerald: -_-U Pretty?
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Mr. HB: HEEEELLLLLLOOOOOOO EVERYONE! AND WELCOME TOOOOOOO:
Audience: THE HOME COOKING CHANNEL! *claps*
Crystal: ???
Emerald: Hee hee.
Crystal: Emerald, what did you do to the audience?
Emerald: I re-programmed them!! Did you know, we can make them LOOK different too? *takes out audience programming remote and pushes a button* Look, now they're all little me's!!
Joey: NO! TAKE THE PICTURE AWAY! IT BURNS!
Emerald: *turns her head slowly around* I will give you a 5 second hand start.
TMF: Ummm . .heh heh. Emerald. . Please don't hurt Joey!
Emerald: *chasing Joey around* HE BROUGHT IT ON HIMSELF!
TMF: *sigh* Joey never learns. ^__^ But that makes him even more adorable!! Crystal, Emerald can't REALLY hurt Joey, right?
Crystal: *playing with the audience programming remote* Heeey! Now they're all little shippous! How kawaii!!!! ^-^ (In case u don't know, Shippou is a fox demon on Inuyasha) And now. . They're bugs bunny!! Heee!
Katy: I think that she's a little addicted to that thing
Kathy: I know how to get her off of that! Crystal, do you want to play a video game?
Crystal: Sure. . But what color should the audience be? I think green would be nice! ^__^ *programs audience to be green-colored* Okay, what video game?
Kathy: How about Super Mario Bros.? (( A video game that I have)
Crystal: *shrug* Sure. *starts playing*
Katy: How did that help?
Kathy: I dunno. *huggles Yami B*
Katy: -_-U
Emerald: *stops chasing Joey* I feel like torturing. Where are----
(Screams can be heard)
Emerald: *evil grin* Ahh, I see. They're already there. Bye guys ^__^
Seto: okay, will you PLEASE leave me alone??
Serenity 2: Nope ^__^
Seto: *sigh*
Nick: So, Mai, are you busy tomorrow night?
Mai: No, why?
Nick: Great! Wanna go out on a date?
Mai: I guess. *sigh* Otherwise you'll never leave me alone
Katy: Dontcha feel bad for the loveless? *huggles Bakura*
Kathy: Loveless? *huggles Yami B*
Katy: yeah, the people who can't get anyone to like them.
Kathy: Like you?
Katy: ARRRG! NO NOT LIKE ME! Bakura likes me, right Bakura?
Bakura: Of course I like you ^__^
Katy: *heart eyes*
Kathy: Well Yami B likes me, too! Oh, I get it. You were talking about Nick and Serenity 2!
Nick & Serenity 2: What?
Katy: NOTHING! She didn't say anything! Heh heh.
Alina: Hey, where are Crystal and Emerald?
Yami: CRYSTAL? WHERE ARE--
Crystal: YES! Level 10!! GO ME!!
Yami: Crystal, what are you doing?
Crystal: Playing video games. I'm on the tenth level! YAY!
Yami: Why don't you get off of that, and host your show.
Crystal: But Yami, it's the tenth--ooh! Just missed that lil guy.
Yami: *sigh* I hate to have to do this, Crystal. *takes a sludgehammer and destroys tv, Nintendo, and game*
Crystal: O_O Yami! HOW COULD YOU??
Yami: Look at yourself, you were becoming addicted to that video game!
Crystal: Well, yeah, but *whimpers* I WAS ON THE TENTH LEVEL!
DP: *yawn* I haven't been doing much recently, huh? I think I was sleeping. . .
Kimmi: *off somewhere with Tristan replica*
Crystal: I'm gonna go get the mail ^__^ *disappears*
Mokuba: CANDY? WHO SAID CANDY? NEEEEEEED CANDY!
Seto: MOKUBA! You are NOT getting candy! That's why we gave you an apple.
Mokuba: But apples taste like dog poop!
Seto: They do not--hey, HAVE YOU BEEN EATING DOG POOP AGAIN??
Mokuba: *whimpers* Well, it looks like chocolate!
All: EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Crystal: *appears* OMG OMG OMG!!! My Yugioh magic catalog just came!! YAY!!
TMF: What's a Yugioh magic catalog?
Crystal: A catalog with all sorts of Yugioh magic stuff you can buy!!
Katy: OOH! CAN I LOOK??
Crystal: Sure ^__^
Katy & Crystal: *looking at catalog*
Bakura: Why do girls like shopping so much?
Marik (Not Yami M ne more, cuz has ne1 even seen his non-yami personality?): Hey, where's Emerald?
Yami: Because they do, and in the torture chamber.
Marik & Bakura: Thanks, Yami.
Yami: Yepp.
Mai: So, do you like spending loads of money?
Nick: When I have it.
Mai: Are you rich?
Nick: Yes.
Mai: *smiiiiiiile* WEEEEEEELLL, in that case, let's go somewhere right now!!
Nick: Ummm, first can I talk to Crystal?
Mai: Sure.
Nick: *walks up to Crystal* Hey, Crystal?
Crystal: And look at that---Yeah, Nick?
Nick: Can I have, like, a million dollars? I told Mai I was rich.
Crystal: Sure *uses magic wand to make a million dollars* Here ya go.
Nick: Thanks ^__^
Crystal: 'welcome. *resumes looking at catalog w/ Katy*
Nick: *goes off somewhere with Mai*
Kimmi: IS ANYONE WORRIED ABOUT THE FISH BUT ME??
Yami: Nope. ^__^
Alina: Aren't the fish dead, though?
Yugi: Yepp.
Kimmi: : You people are NO help!
Crystal: *to Katy* Did you see anything you wanted?
Katy: Well, they DID have a lot of Bakura stuff in there. .
Crystal: Of course! In the magic world, Yugioh is the most famous. . . Anything!! ^__^
Yami: Really? I never knew that!
Crystal: ^__^ Yami, you really need to get out more!!
Yami: :
Crystal: *gives Katy one million dollars* This should cover everything you want---
Nick: HEY! Is there Mai stuff in that catalog?
Crystal: Of course.
Alina: And Yugi stuff?
Serenity 2: And Kiaba stuff?
Crystal: Yepp. All right, here, everyone can have a million--Hey, when did Nick get back?
Nick: I dunno.
Crystal: Weird. . Anyway, a million dollars for everyone ^__^ You can all get whatever it is you want ^__^
Katy: YAAAAAAAAAAY! SHOPPING!!!
Crystal: Be right back. I haveta get Emerald, DA, and Demina. *disappears*
Mai: Do you think there's make-up in there?
Yami: Hey, Crystal is on the cover!
All: Really??
Yami: Yeah. . It says that-- -_-U
All: WHAT??
Yami: It says that Crystal is going out with Yami, the "Hottest Yami This Side of the Magic World" -_-
Kathy: WHAT?! *eyes flaming* what about Yami Bakura? HUH?
Crystal: *appears with Emerald, DA, & Demina*
DA: Come on! The last anzu replica was getting its head dunked in a shark tank, and we were gonna----
Kathy: *to Crystal* WHAT THE HELL IS WITH THE COVER OF THIS MAGAZINE?
Crystal: First of all, it's a catalog, and second of all, I designed the cover! ^__^ Isn't it awesome?
All: -_-U
Kathy: -_- That explains it.
Crystal: All right, everyone order what you want, and the stuff will be delivered in the next chapter ^__^ Review to let us know what you want, or we can make stuff up for you ^__^
Emerald: THIS is why you pulled us out of the torture chamber?
Crystal: Well, I thought that since there's a lot of TORTURING items in here. . .
Demina: LEMME SEE!
All (except for Crystal): *fighting over catalog*
Crystal: ^__^ Well, that ends this chapter ^__^ Bye guys!!
Mr. HB: Thank you for joining us today!
This chapter brought to you by: Tasteless gum Inc.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hope u liked this chapter ^__^
Emerald: -_- U say that after every single chapter, can't you shut up?
No I can't! So :P
Anyways, please review (if u r on my show) to tell me what u want to order ^__^ Remember, u have a million dollars, so u can get, a thousand of something, or a few hundred of something else ^__^
Thanx ^__^
CU
