I DO NOT OWN YUGIOH. .(I also don't own Mario, Inuyasha or Bugs Bunny)

Crystal: Thanx to all the people who reviewed!! ^__^ And just in case it was a little unclear, you guys DID get to keep the presents u got ^__^ Aren't I nice?

Emerald: Unfortunately, yes.

Crystal: Shut up Emerald. And thank you Katy and Kathy for the gold dust and anzu flesh eaters in a can. I'm sure that Emerald will find something to do with the anzu flesh eating stuff, and gold dust is PRETTY!! ^__^

Emerald: -_-U Pretty?

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Mr. HB: HEEEELLLLLLOOOOOOO EVERYONE! AND WELCOME TOOOOOOO:

Audience: THE HOME COOKING CHANNEL! *claps*

Crystal: ???

Emerald: Hee hee.

Crystal: Emerald, what did you do to the audience?

Emerald: I re-programmed them!! Did you know, we can make them LOOK different too? *takes out audience programming remote and pushes a button* Look, now they're all little me's!!

Joey: NO! TAKE THE PICTURE AWAY! IT BURNS!

Emerald: *turns her head slowly around* I will give you a 5 second hand start.

TMF: Ummm . .heh heh. Emerald. . Please don't hurt Joey!

Emerald: *chasing Joey around* HE BROUGHT IT ON HIMSELF!

TMF: *sigh* Joey never learns. ^__^ But that makes him even more adorable!! Crystal, Emerald can't REALLY hurt Joey, right?

Crystal: *playing with the audience programming remote* Heeey! Now they're all little shippous! How kawaii!!!! ^-^ (In case u don't know, Shippou is a fox demon on Inuyasha) And now. . They're bugs bunny!! Heee!

Katy: I think that she's a little addicted to that thing

Kathy: I know how to get her off of that! Crystal, do you want to play a video game?

Crystal: Sure. . But what color should the audience be? I think green would be nice! ^__^ *programs audience to be green-colored* Okay, what video game?

Kathy: How about Super Mario Bros.? (( A video game that I have)

Crystal: *shrug* Sure. *starts playing*

Katy: How did that help?

Kathy: I dunno. *huggles Yami B*

Katy: -_-U

Emerald: *stops chasing Joey* I feel like torturing. Where are----

(Screams can be heard)

Emerald: *evil grin* Ahh, I see. They're already there. Bye guys ^__^

Seto: okay, will you PLEASE leave me alone??

Serenity 2: Nope ^__^

Seto: *sigh*

Nick: So, Mai, are you busy tomorrow night?

Mai: No, why?

Nick: Great! Wanna go out on a date?

Mai: I guess. *sigh* Otherwise you'll never leave me alone

Katy: Dontcha feel bad for the loveless? *huggles Bakura*

Kathy: Loveless? *huggles Yami B*

Katy: yeah, the people who can't get anyone to like them.

Kathy: Like you?

Katy: ARRRG! NO NOT LIKE ME! Bakura likes me, right Bakura?

Bakura: Of course I like you ^__^

Katy: *heart eyes*

Kathy: Well Yami B likes me, too! Oh, I get it. You were talking about Nick and Serenity 2!

Nick & Serenity 2: What?

Katy: NOTHING! She didn't say anything! Heh heh.

Alina: Hey, where are Crystal and Emerald?

Yami: CRYSTAL? WHERE ARE--

Crystal: YES! Level 10!! GO ME!!

Yami: Crystal, what are you doing?

Crystal: Playing video games. I'm on the tenth level! YAY!

Yami: Why don't you get off of that, and host your show.

Crystal: But Yami, it's the tenth--ooh! Just missed that lil guy.

Yami: *sigh* I hate to have to do this, Crystal. *takes a sludgehammer and destroys tv, Nintendo, and game*

Crystal: O_O Yami! HOW COULD YOU??

Yami: Look at yourself, you were becoming addicted to that video game!

Crystal: Well, yeah, but *whimpers* I WAS ON THE TENTH LEVEL!

DP: *yawn* I haven't been doing much recently, huh? I think I was sleeping. . .

Kimmi: *off somewhere with Tristan replica*

Crystal: I'm gonna go get the mail ^__^ *disappears*

Mokuba: CANDY? WHO SAID CANDY? NEEEEEEED CANDY!

Seto: MOKUBA! You are NOT getting candy! That's why we gave you an apple.

Mokuba: But apples taste like dog poop!

Seto: They do not--hey, HAVE YOU BEEN EATING DOG POOP AGAIN??

Mokuba: *whimpers* Well, it looks like chocolate!

All: EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Crystal: *appears* OMG OMG OMG!!! My Yugioh magic catalog just came!! YAY!!

TMF: What's a Yugioh magic catalog?

Crystal: A catalog with all sorts of Yugioh magic stuff you can buy!!

Katy: OOH! CAN I LOOK??

Crystal: Sure ^__^

Katy & Crystal: *looking at catalog*

Bakura: Why do girls like shopping so much?

Marik (Not Yami M ne more, cuz has ne1 even seen his non-yami personality?): Hey, where's Emerald?

Yami: Because they do, and in the torture chamber.

Marik & Bakura: Thanks, Yami.

Yami: Yepp.

Mai: So, do you like spending loads of money?

Nick: When I have it.

Mai: Are you rich?

Nick: Yes.

Mai: *smiiiiiiile* WEEEEEEELLL, in that case, let's go somewhere right now!!

Nick: Ummm, first can I talk to Crystal?

Mai: Sure.

Nick: *walks up to Crystal* Hey, Crystal?

Crystal: And look at that---Yeah, Nick?

Nick: Can I have, like, a million dollars? I told Mai I was rich.

Crystal: Sure *uses magic wand to make a million dollars* Here ya go.

Nick: Thanks ^__^

Crystal: 'welcome. *resumes looking at catalog w/ Katy*

Nick: *goes off somewhere with Mai*

Kimmi: IS ANYONE WORRIED ABOUT THE FISH BUT ME??

Yami: Nope. ^__^

Alina: Aren't the fish dead, though?

Yugi: Yepp.

Kimmi: : You people are NO help!

Crystal: *to Katy* Did you see anything you wanted?

Katy: Well, they DID have a lot of Bakura stuff in there. .

Crystal: Of course! In the magic world, Yugioh is the most famous. . . Anything!! ^__^

Yami: Really? I never knew that!

Crystal: ^__^ Yami, you really need to get out more!!

Yami: :

Crystal: *gives Katy one million dollars* This should cover everything you want---

Nick: HEY! Is there Mai stuff in that catalog?

Crystal: Of course.

Alina: And Yugi stuff?

Serenity 2: And Kiaba stuff?

Crystal: Yepp. All right, here, everyone can have a million--Hey, when did Nick get back?

Nick: I dunno.

Crystal: Weird. . Anyway, a million dollars for everyone ^__^ You can all get whatever it is you want ^__^

Katy: YAAAAAAAAAAY! SHOPPING!!!

Crystal: Be right back. I haveta get Emerald, DA, and Demina. *disappears*

Mai: Do you think there's make-up in there?

Yami: Hey, Crystal is on the cover!

All: Really??

Yami: Yeah. . It says that-- -_-U

All: WHAT??

Yami: It says that Crystal is going out with Yami, the "Hottest Yami This Side of the Magic World" -_-

Kathy: WHAT?! *eyes flaming* what about Yami Bakura? HUH?

Crystal: *appears with Emerald, DA, & Demina*

DA: Come on! The last anzu replica was getting its head dunked in a shark tank, and we were gonna----

Kathy: *to Crystal* WHAT THE HELL IS WITH THE COVER OF THIS MAGAZINE?

Crystal: First of all, it's a catalog, and second of all, I designed the cover! ^__^ Isn't it awesome?

All: -_-U

Kathy: -_- That explains it.

Crystal: All right, everyone order what you want, and the stuff will be delivered in the next chapter ^__^ Review to let us know what you want, or we can make stuff up for you ^__^

Emerald: THIS is why you pulled us out of the torture chamber?

Crystal: Well, I thought that since there's a lot of TORTURING items in here. . .

Demina: LEMME SEE!

All (except for Crystal): *fighting over catalog*

Crystal: ^__^ Well, that ends this chapter ^__^ Bye guys!!

Mr. HB: Thank you for joining us today!

This chapter brought to you by: Tasteless gum Inc.

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Hope u liked this chapter ^__^

Emerald: -_- U say that after every single chapter, can't you shut up?

No I can't! So :P

Anyways, please review (if u r on my show) to tell me what u want to order ^__^ Remember, u have a million dollars, so u can get, a thousand of something, or a few hundred of something else ^__^

Thanx ^__^

CU