I DO NOT OWN YUGIOH OKAY PEOPLE???

Hello every1 ^__^ 1 week left and I can get away from my crazE house!! ^__^ Even if that means no computer for 6 days, I can handle that *bites nails* I hope. .

BTW I've been really sick lately, 2day especially, so this chappie probably won't be up 4 a few days. Sry 'bout that ^__^ Plus, I'm gonna make this the longest chapter EVER! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!! *cough* Yeah. . .

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Mr.HB: HEEEEELLLOOOOOOO EVERYONE! AND WELCOME TOOOOOO:

Audience: THE HAIRLESS YUGIOH SHOW!

All (cept audience): ????

Crystal: EMERALD! Did you reprogram the audience again?

Emerald: I tried to, but it wouldn' t work. Now it just switches between sayings. ^__^ Quite funny actually.

Crystal -_-

(Doorbell rings)

Crystal: ^______________________________________________________________^ YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! OUR STUFF IS HERE! OUR STUFF IS HERE! OUR STUFF IS HERE! OUR STUFF IS HERE!

Katy: *to Emerald* Will she be ok?

Emerald: Probably not ^__^ But it's not like she'll get seriously injured or anything. ^__^

Yami: Well that's a relief.

Crystal: *bouncing off the walls, literally* YAAAAAAAAAY!

Teddy Bear1: *enters* People here to see you, Miss Crystal.

Crystal: ^_____^ Do they happen to have any large packages with them?

Teddy Bear 2: *enters* Nope. The people here to see you are: Evangelic and Velion.

Crystal: : So you're saying that our stuff isn't here yet?

Teddy Bears: No, Miss Crystal.

Crystal: ^__^ COMPANYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

Alina: Ummm. . Is something wrong with her??

Nick: *scoots closer to Mai* Really, it's like lately she's been. . . . REALLY REALLY nice.

Blitz: Almost like she's gonna die or something.

All (cept Crystal): O.O

Emerald: That can't be it! There's no way!

Yami: Exactly. No one can die on this show anyway, remember?

Crystal: THAAAAAAAAAT'S RIGHT!!

All: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Emerald: CRYSTAL! WILL YOU STOP SCARING THE SH&$ OUT OF US???

Crystal: ^______________^ Sure. WE HAVE COMPANYYYYYYYYYY! This is Evangelic, and her yami Velion.

Evangelic: *looking towards torture chamber*

Velion: Soooooooooooooo, I hear that you guys have a torture chamber here?

Emerald: Yepp! The newest, most high-tech torture chamber in the UNIVERSE!!

DA: *evil grin* Speaking of which, why don't we go 'test it out'?

Emerald: Oh yeah, I never did use that Anzu Flesh Eaters in a can that Katy & Kathy gave us. *evil grin* I'm gonna go make some anzu replicas!! ^__^

Teddy Bear1: Miss Crystal, someone here to see you.

Crystal: ^__________________^ Is it a delivery man?

Teddy Bears: ^__^ You'll have to find out for yourself.

Crystal: *walks toward door* OOOOOOOHHHH! IT'S SO KAWAIIIIIIIIIIII!

All: ?????

Yami: *walks over where Crystal went* Ohhhh! Look how adorable it is!!!

All: ??????????

TMF: WILL SOMEONE TELL US WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON???

Crystal: *re-enters* I got a different catalog a few weeks ago, and LOOK!! My Kitsune is here!!!

All: *look*

Serenity2: Ohhhhh! It's so cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute!!

Crystal: I know!! Isn't it? ^__^ This lil fox is my new pet!!

Emerald: *appears* Speaking of which, I kinda forgot to tell you, I ordered a snake from that magazine ^__^;;

Crystal: O.O AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! SNAKES SNAKES! I HAAAAAAAAAAAAATE SNAKES! KILL IT! KILL IT! KILL IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DA: *appears* I can kill it! What do you want killed??

Emerald: I can have a snake if I wanna!

Crystal: But they're DISGUSTING! Can't you get an inu or something??

Emerald: I'm ALLERGIC to dogs, and besides, Vapor should be arriving anytime now. ^__^

Crystal: *cringes* Yami, will YOU kill the snake for me?

Demina: WE can torture snakes! I mean, kill snakes!

Yami: ^__^;; Well, I would, but then Emerald would kill ME!

Crystal: WAAAAAAAAAAH! I HATE SNAKES!

Emerald: Well toooooooooo bad!

(Doorbell rings)

Emerald: I'll get that ^__^ *disappears*

Crystal: *cringes*

Alexia: So what are you gonna name your fox?

Emerald: Hmmmm. . . .I think I'll just call him Kitsune.

Emerald: *re-appears* : It wasn't my snake, it was some delivery guy with a bunch of boxes.

Crystal: ^____________________________________________^ YAAAAAAAAY!!! *runs to front door* YOU GUYS! OMG! LOOK AT ALL OF THIS! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

All (cept audience): *run to front door* O.O

Kimmi: She wasn't kidding! Look at all of this stuff!

Gemini: It's amazing!!

DA, Demina, Evangelic, & Velion: *appear*

Velion: So, what's goin' on?

Crystal: Our stuff came!! Oh, wait. You weren't here for that. Well, you can share with Emerald ^__^

Emerald: *doesn't hear, and is busily opening the box with her name on it*

Crystal: hmmm, if you guys get all of this stuff NOW, what about when Christmas comes?

Serenity2: Oh, we'll want more stuff by then ^__^

Crystal: ^__^ *finds a package w/ her name on it* MIIIIIIIIIIIINE!! *opens* YAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!

Katy: *to Crystal* What did you get?

Crystal: I got an Insta-Hershey Bar maker, 1000 bags of sour skittles, a new wardrobe, a house for Kitsune, and a bunch of little things for Kitsune.

Katy: That's it?

Crystal: *finds other box w/ name on it* Oh yeah! And I got Brother- Remover, *finds keys* A new house for ME and ME only!! (even though I'm only 13) ^__^ And a laptop, and a regular computer, and a computer desk, and a printer and a scanner!! ^__^

Emerald: YEEEEES! THEY HAVE ARRIVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MWA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!

Crystal: What??

Emerald: *cough* Nothing. . Nothing. .

Crystal: What did you get, Emerald? :

Emerald: *evil grin* I got a Sharp Objects set, with 100000 sharp objects, and green clothes, and some stuff for Vapor, AND *evil grin* The Torture TV!!!

DA, Dimena, Evangelic, Velion: *look at it intrigued*

Emerald: *to DA & Demina* I got one for you guys, too. *To EG & Velion*Well, I got some extras that you two can have. 'It lets you watch ultimate torturing processes and MORE!' That's what the catalog said.

Crystal: HEY!!! Here's another box for me!!! *opens*

(2 squirrels & a penguin jump out)

All: ?????????????

Crystal: BRIGHTEN!!! SPINK!!!! SPRITE!!! YAAAAAAY!!! Oh yeah, peoples, these are the guys from my 1st fic!! I 4got what it's called, but I'm gonna be deleting it soon, Neways.

Brighten: O.O You can't do that!

Crystal: Can too!

Brighten: CAN NOT!

Crystal: I'M THE AUTHORESS SO I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT!

TMF: Is anyone following this?

Alina: Nope. I'm lost.

Crystal: *sigh* B4 I got the millenium coin, on my other show, Brighten was the announcer, and Spink & Sprite were the security crew.

Teddy Bears: *glare at squirrels*

Mr. HB: *glare at Brighten*

Crystal: Well, what can we do with them?

DA: *evil grin*

Crystal: OHHHHHHHHH NO! Don't even think about it, DA!

Demina: *evil grin* Can I?

Crystal: *sigh* WE ARE NOT TORTURING THEM!

Brighten: Can we stay here? There's nowhere left for us to go!

Crystal: *sigh* But I don't need anyone to do anything!

Katy: Can we look at our stuff now?

Crystal: HANG ON!

All: Eeeep.

Crystal: I can't just leave them out in the wild. . . . But I can't keep them here. . .

S, S & Brighten: *sad*

Crystal: ***IDEA***

Emerald: *to DA, Demina, Evangelic, & Velion* Looks like she got an idea

Alina: *to Yugi* I think that she got an idea

Serenity2: *to Seto* Wow, she got an idea!!

Seto: Leave me alone.

Serenity2: Nope. ^__^

Crystal: YES people! I got an idea!! ^__^

Brighten: What?

Crystal: Well, 2 ideas, actually ^__^ For Brighten, you can go to the isolated island with some of the YGO characters, and put the camera there, and Spink & Sprite can go to the hotel that I just created *claps* with some YGO characters and the rest of the people can stay here!! ^__^

Yami: Ummm, are you sure that that's such a good idea?

Crystal: ^__^ Why, of course it is, Yami!!

Katy: Can we PLEASE open our stuff now?

Crystal: Next chapter ^__^ Right now, we have to plan our show ^__^

All: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. :

Crystal: : HEY! Stop the "awwwwwwww" -ing right now! Okay, who wants to go where? Hmmm. . *thinks* Okay. Here's a list: The people going to the Isolated Island:

--Joey

--TMF

--FMF

--Seto

--Mokuba

--Serenity2

--Lina

--Kimmi

--Gemini

Crystal: And then, in the hotel:

--Emerald

--Marik

--DA

--Demina

--Evangelic

--Velion

--Nick

--Blitz

--Mai

Crystal: And then, HERE, will be:

--Me ^__^

--Yami

--Yugi

--Alina

--Alexia

--Katy

--Bakura

--Kathy

--Yami B

Crystal: Perfect plan, dontcha think?

All: ^__^;;

Crystal: *sigh* What's the problem now?

Kathy: We STILL haven't opened our stuff!

Crystal: Weeeeeeeeelllllllllllll, this chapter is too long already, so next chapter, we'll let everyone open their stuff, and THEN go to their location ^__^

All: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW *sad*

Crystal: Well, that ends this chapter, sorry that all the peoples didn't open their stuff!! But this chappy is WAY too long, and things just. . Turned out this way ^__^;; Bye guys!!

Mr HB: And have a GREEEEEEEEAT day!

This chapter brought to you by: The One Color Paint Set Factory.

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Hope this was a good chappy! Again, sry that we didn't open everything, but in my next fic, we'll get all of the stuff opened ^__^

CU