I DO NOT OWN YUGIOH!!!

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Mr. HB: HEEEEELLLLOOOOOOOOOO EVERYONE! AND WELCOME----

Brighten: HEY! That's MY line!

Mr. HB: Nooooo, I'M the announcer.

Brighten: I AM!

Mr. HB: I AM!

Crystal: -_-U Both of you shut up. We have a lotta stuff to do in this chapter, and no time for you two to argue.

Mr. HB & Brighten: Sorry. V_V

Crystal: That's ok ^__^ Now, let's let Katy & Kathy open their stuff ^__^

Kathy: FINALLY!

Joey: Couldn't everyone just open their stuff at the SAME time?

Crystal: Noooooo, cuz then no one would know what everyone else got ^__^

All: *impatient sigh*

Katy: *opens box* ^__^ Wow, all of my stuff fit into 1 box! That's amazing!

Crystal: What did you order, Katy?

Katy: I got 50,000 magic jewels, lotsa make-up, clothes, a book for Bakura *heart eyes* and a coupon for a "free car-fixer-upper thingy" .

Crystal: Wow, a magic coupon, I'm guessing?

Katy: *looks at coupon* Yeah it is, but what does that have to do with anything?

Crystal: Well, now your car can fly, become a submarine, or do whatever other magic thing you want it to be/do. It could even look like Bakura!

Katy: ^_________^ Reeeeally? Speaking of which, what did you get, Bakura?

Bakura: ^__^ Well, I didn't spend all of the money--(Crystal: Only about 3 of the people did)--But I got some Anti-evil-yami spray, for when my yami gets out of control, and a magic pendant for you ^__^

Katy: *hearts in her eyes* Bakura. . . *faints*

Kathy: Well, I've been waiting 2 whole chapters, and my stuff has FINALLY arrived, so I'm not waiting any longer!!! ^__^ *rips open box*

Crystal: And what did you get?

Kathy: I got some summer dresses, magic necklaces, and magic mirrors, and I found the BEST book for Yami Bakura!! It has a list of all of the tombs that haven't been robbed yet! You'd be AMAZED by how many there are!

Yami B: *eyes book with evil grin* That will go GREAT with the stuff that I got!

Kathy: What did you get?

Yami B: I got some Hallucination spray, to trick people when I go to steal stuff, and some Yami-Killer, for when I steal Yami's millenium--

Yami: *GLARE*

Yami B: Rrrr. Never mind. And I got some rope (to tie people up with) and a magic metal detector. Apparently, it can track ANY kind of treasure ^__^ And I got a little. . Assistant to help me steal millenium items and find treasures ^__^

Kathy: What kind of assistant?

Yami B: A grasshopper ^__^

Kathy: ^__^;; Greeeeat. . .

Crystal: ^__^;; Wonderful choices. Now onto. . . DA & Demina ^__^

DA: *evil grin* My stuff has arrived! MWA HA HA HA HA HA!

All: O.O

DA: *clears throat* Right, then. *opens box* Let's see. . Here's that spiked-bolted hammer, and the bazooka, and of course, a rocket launcher!! And then there's the torture stretch table. . *evil grin*

Demina: *starts pulling out her stuff* And I got a freeze chamber, and a flame chamber. . HEY! Where's my Hell Chamber?? : *sees a different box w/ her name on it* Oh! ^__^ Here it is!

Crystal: ^__^;; Did you two get Emerald's torture catalog by mistake?

DA: *looks at magazine they got stuff from* Well, whadya know! It is!

Demina: Oh well ^__^ Wanna go torture stuff, Emerald?

Emerald: Sure ^__^ *to Evangelic & Velion* You 2 comin'? We could use some help *evil grin* I got some Insta-Tea/Anzu, and some Insta-Annoying people, that'll create a million of each, so we can torture as LOOOONG as we want!! MWA HA HA HA HAAAA! *disappears*

Crystal: O.O That was disturbing.

Nick: Can we open our stuff now?

Crystal: Yeah, everyone just open what you want ^__^

All: YAY!!

Yugi: YAY! I got my Height-helper! *looks at bottle* WHAT?! ONLY FOR MAKING PEOPLE SHORTER? &%$@#*#&#$ &#$#^$&# #%$&^#!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All: O.O

Yugi: *clears throat* I'm fine. . . Fine. . .

Seto: My people remover. ^__^ Just in time!

Joey: Like people would go by you anyway, Kiaba! *sneer*

Seto: *pulls out another can and sprays at Joey*

Joey: *becomes a dog*

Seto: *laughs* My new Insta-dog spray! ^__^

TMF: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE??? *rushes to Joey's aid*

Serenity2: Wonderful work, Kiaba! ^__^

Seto: *sigh* If you're going to be hanging around me forever, at least make yourself useful. Carry my stuff.

Serenity2: Hey, I like you, but I'm not your SERVANT! :

Seto: Awww, fine. What did you get anyway?

Serenity2: I got a Kiaba laptop, a kiaba hat, shirt and socks, and I got a Kiaba pencil ^__^ And my Kiaba limo ^__^

Seto: ^__^;;

Mokuba: WANNA KNOW WHAT I GOT, BIG BROTHER??

Seto: *sigh* Sugar?

Mokuba: *gasps* HOW DID YOU KNOW? Are you MAGIC? WOWEEE! Seto is MAGIC!!! WHEEEEEEEEE!

Seto: *sigh* A million dollars. . And he spent it on sugar. . .

Serenity2: *to Seto* What did you get?

Seto: Another laptop. My 50th one, too ^__^ And then, my people-remover, and Insta-dog spray, oh yeah! I also got another magic helicopter. I don't know WHY it's called a magic one, though.

(Magic Helicopter appears)

Pilot (who is a dwarf): 'ello, sir. Mr. And Mrs. Piggle-tinks to see you.

Mrs. Piggletinks (who is a pig, DUH): Hello, sir. We just wanted to compliment you on your helicopter. We saw it floating over Hguyaeijvjdhrae, and thought that we should say hello. *hands him a pink blob* And here's some weiruwoeiur for you ^__^

Mr. & Mrs. Piggletinks: *get back in helicopter*

(Helicopter leaves)

All: O.O

Crystal: Did anyone else find that disturbing?

All: *nod*

Yugi: What did you get, Alina?

Alina: I got a Yugi t-shirt, a Yugi plushie, and a Yugi camera ^__^ Also, 93 cans of Insta-Yugi for when I get lonely. *pulls something else out of box* Oh yeah! And some Yugi stationary ^__^ What did you get?

Yugi: I got Height-Helper, which was MESSED UP, like I said before, a can of Insta-cards for when I feel like adding to my deck, a toybox with jillions of toys, and my favorite thing of all, a little toy train that I can ride around in! ^__^

Alina: So, I guess that that's one upside to being little.

Yugi: :

Alina: ^__^; you know I'm just kidding

TMF: *sprays Joey with another spray* Hey, Joey, look what I got!

Joey: Ruff? *changes back* I mean, what? HEY! I'M BACK! YAAAAY! THANKS, TMF!

TMF: You're welcome ^_^ It's Back-to-Normal spray. I figured that Kiaba would do SOMETHING to you, so I got it.

Joey: *eating*

TMF: Is that what you got?

Joey: Yesh. Wish all of my moneysh I gotsh FOOOD!

TMF: -_-U

Joey: Sho, whad shoo get?

TMF: ^___________^ I got, a Joey car, 20 Joey shirts, 5 Joey plushies, and of course, my portable Joey Mural ^__^ And then, my 50 cans of Magic Fangirl-Killer, for when fan girls try to steal you away from me ^__^ And of course, the back-to-normal spray

Joey: ^__^ Greatsh

FMF: I got. . The same stuff, just minus the Joey. (A car, 20 shirts, 5 plushies, and some back to normal spray, just for the heck of it) and minus the fangirl-killer and Joey mural. Instead, I got 50 cans of Insta-Joey for TMF for a birthday---Oh sh&%. There goes that present. . .

TMF: ^______________________________________^ OHHH! HOW SWEEEEEEET!!

FMF: ^__^;; Thanks?

Nick: Hey, Mai ^__^ What did you get?

Mai: Make-up and jewelry. What else?

Nick: ^__^;; Heh, great choices. I got 1000 cans of Insta-Mai, and an Insta- Money maker, so that I can take you shopping ^__^

Mai: ^____________^ Really? Wait, you spent 1 million dollars on 2 things?

Nick: The Insta-Money maker was $998,000.00

Mai: O.O Wow. That's a lotta money.

Nick: Yeah. .

Blitz: I got the coolest stereo system! 30 speakers, a 25 c.d changer thing, and lotsa other cool "features" and a Giant screen t.v

Nick: ^__^;; Don't you mean a "big" screen t.v.?

Blitx: *shakes head* Nope. It's 100 feet high, and 100 feet wide. ^__^

Mai: Well, how are you going to watch it?

Blitz: hmmm. Hadn't thought about that. *walks away*

Nick & Mai: -_-U

Kimmi: *rips open box w/ her name on it* YES! It's here! My million cans of Insta-Tristan! *sprays one and a Tristan appears* YAAY!

Gemini: You spent a million dollars on Insta-Tristan?

Kimmi: ^__^;; Umm. . Not really. I kinda spent your money, too ^__^;; Heh heh.

Gemini: O.O YOU DID WHAAAAT? Oh well. *walks away*

Crystal: So, Yami, what did you get?

Yami: ^__^ I got an Insta-Card maker, like Yugi, 100000 pounds of hair gel, some Anti-Yami-Bakura spray *glare at Yami B* And a frozen Rose for you ^__^

Crystal: ^________^ How SWEEEEEEEET!

Yami: *hands her the rose* Yeah, it's supposed to be from the Ice Caves in the "Magic World"

Marik: *In the torture chamber w/ Emerald* Hey, Emerald, wanna see what I got?

Emerald ^__^ Sure.

(Anzu screams)

Marik: I got some some gold polish for my millenium rod, and I couldn't really think of anything else to get, so I got some stuff for you ^__^ I got you some Anti-friendship spray for torturing Tea/Anzu, a BILLION piece sharp objects set, and an airplane.

(Anzu screams)

Emerald: Thank you, Marik!! ^__^ *huggles* But what's the airplane for?

Marik: I dunno, it just looked cool. They have 2 pigs for stewards/stewardesses, and an alien is the pilot! Hope that won't affect anything.

Emerald: Naaah.

(Somewhere in space in Emerald's airplane)

Alien-pilot: Oh, but you are wrong! You WILL be affected and we will take over the world!! MWA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAA!

O.o

(Back in the studio)

Crystal: All right, since we're done opening everything, time for everyone to go to their places ^__^ *claps*

(Various people/characters disappear to their locations.)

Crystal: It's a lot nicer when there's not alotta people here, huh?

Katy: It's quiet.

(echo)

Kathy: Creeeepy.

Alina: Well, thanks for putting me in Yugi's group, Crystal ^__^

Crystal: You're welcome. ^__^ I put everyone with the people they like ^__^

Brighten: The camera is hooked up, Crystal ^__^

All: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Crystal: Oh, it's you, Brighten!

Bakura: Hey, where is he?

Crystal: On the big screen ^__^

(There's a huge TV screen on the wall, divided in half, Brighten appears on the right side)

Brighten: Yepp. I installed the video camera, and the squirrels should be--

Spink: *appears on right side of tv* Everything is hooked up, Crystal

Crystal: Thanks, guys ^__^ And don't forget, I installed those little cameras in all of the rooms, and all over the island, so I can see EVERYTHING you do, by using my little tv here ^__^ *pats tv she's holding*

Serenity2: *appears on right side of screen* Do you HAVE to see EVERYTHING we do? *shivers*

Crystal: ^__^ Yepp.

Brighten: Well, see ya later. We're gonna play Monopoly!

Crystal: ^__^;; Umm, are you sure that's such a good idea? You tend to get a little. .carried away. Remember last year?

Kathy: What happened last year?

Crystal: Brighten ended up getting drunk and ate the game board, but before that, he sold all of his personal belongings to get more monopoly money so he could win the game.

Emerald: *appears on left side of screen* That was PRETTY pathetic! ^__^

Brighten: : I don't need you running my life, thankyouverymuch. I am going to go play monopoly now. Goodbye. *walks away from the camera*

Emerald: Well, see you guys later!

Serenity2: Yeah, bye ^__^ Kiaba? Oh, there you are! *runs after Seto*

Crystal: ^__^ Well, I guess that that ends the show. See you guys later ^__^

Mr. HB: And have a great----

Emerald: *appeared on tv* QUIT SAYIN THAT! *winks* Bye guys!

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Alien-pilot: We will attack them when they least suspect it!

Mrs. Piggletinks: And we SURE fooled them, by coming on Kiaba's helicopter!

Mr. Piggletinks: When all along, we were bugging their. . Studio. . . thing.

Alien-pilot: But you two messed up! You never said that they were going anywhere!

Mrs. Piggletinks: We didn't know! At least they didn't find out who we REALLY were!

Alien-Pilot: Whatever. But when they finally DO discover us, it will be too late! MWA HA HA HA HAAAAA!

O.o

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What ARE the Piggletinks' and the alien-pilot planning? Will the people on the show be able to handle being in different spots? And WILL Brighten play Monopoly? Find out next chapter on:

THE BRAINLESS YUGIOH SHOW!

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Okay, that sounded so corny. 4get I ever said the ^above^ Neways, I have 5 days left 2 make a chapter b4 I leave, but if I can't get it up by then *whimpers* IT'S NOT MY FAULT!

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