I DO NOT OWN YUGIOH!

Thanx 4 the reviews ^__^

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Mr. HB: Yeah, yeah, you know the routine: HELLO EVERYONE. AND WELCOME TO:

Audience: ^__^ THE BRAINLESS YUGIOH SHOW! *claps*

Crystal: Hi everyone!

Yami: CRYSTAL! UNTIE US NOW!

Crystal: V_V I'm sorry. But I can't do that.

Yami: *sigh* Why not.

Crystal: Because then you'll hurt me.

Yami B: DAMN RIGHT!

Yugi: Crystal, we're gonna have to untie them SOMEDAY

Crystal: And we will. . Someday Yugi. . . Someday. . .

~~~~~~~~~~~HOTEL~~~~~~~~~~~~

BTW: The hotel is very fun and wild. There are orange and yellow polka dots in every room, and the furniture is red and oddly-shaped. The bedrooms are all color themed. The colors don't really matter, though.

Emerald: Come ON! Why won't anyone play the Death & Torture game with me? :

DA: I will! *evil grin*

Demina: So will I!

Evangelic: I'll play! So will Velion. So, what are the rules?

Emerald: Weeelllllll, you choose a person to torture, then I make a replica of them, and whoever can torture them the longest without completely killing them, wins! ^__^

Mai: Ugggh. Isn't that messy?

Emerald: Nooooooo, it's just fun! ^__^ Off to the torture chamber we go!

(Emerald, DA, Demina, Evangelic & Velion disappear)

Nick: Hey, Mai, do you want to play Truth or Dare?

Mai: Ok, I dare you to jump off a cliff.

Nick: *jumps off a cliff* Ok, I dare you to kiss me.

Mai: *sigh* Fine. *kisses him*

Nick: *faints*

Blitz: This is so boring. Oh well. *resumes watching tv*

~~~~~~~~~ISOLATED ISLAND~~~~~~~~~~~~

TMF: *picks up bottle* FINALLY! I found it! *sprays Joey*

Joey: Ruffff! *changes into Human-Joey again* Phew. Thanks, TMF.

Brighten: I WON MONOPOLY! Hah! TAKE THAT, PALM TREE! AND ROCK! AND TROPICAL FLOWER!

Seto: *to Mokuba* You are staying locked in your playpen for EVER! And no more sugar, or going to the zoo, or ANYTHING!

Mokuba: HA HAHAAAAAA! THE ANIMALS! THEY WILL GET THEIR REEEEEEEEEVENGE! MWA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAA! *gets thrown into a makeshift playpen, which is really just a bunch of branches put together*

Kimmi: *now has 8 Tristan replicas following her* Hello, Tristan 1, and Tristan 2 ^______^

Gemini: -_-U

Serenity2: *to Seto* I don't understand how Mokuba could have gotten to the zoo in the first place.

TMF: *remembers "Spray"* *shudders* That would be Crystal's doing. And Yugi's too.

Seto: : CRYSTAL!

~~~~~~~~STUDIO~~~~~~~~~~~~

Kitsune: HEEEEELP! HEEEEEEEEELP!

Crystal: ?? KITSUNE??

Katy: Oh yeah! Your pets. I wonder where Emerald's snake is.

Crystal: *pale* Y-y-y-yami?

Yami: What?

Crystal: P-p-please save me if I f-f-f-faint, ok?

Yami: : You expect me to save you when you won't even untie me from a chair? I don't think so.

Crystal: *sniff* Ok. *opens door that Kitsune's voice was coming from* Kitsune?

RUSTLE RUSTLE

Crystal: DIE DIE DIE YOU STUPID SNAKE! *swinging broom around the room*

Kitsune: OW OW OW OW!!!!!! STOP IT!

Crystal: *stops* *sigh* Oh, Kitsune! Thank god. I thought that you were a snake!

Kitsune: yeah, well there is one in here, you know.

Crystal: *pale* S-s-s-snake? *grabs Kitsune and runs out. Then hammers 174 boards over the door* Phew.

All: *laugh*

Crystal: : WHAT? I hate snakes! SO WHAT?

Seto: *appears on screen* : CRYSTAL! DID YOU TAKE MOKUBA TO THE ZOO?

Crystal: Ummmm, yes? I'm sorry. V_V

Seto: HE HAS TO STAY IN HIS PLAYPEN NOW BECAUSE---*notices people tied to chairs* HAH! What happened to you guys?

Bakura: : Crystal tied us to chairs.

Crystal: AH! Swivel chairs to be precise.

Alina: -_- Again with the swivel chairs.

Crystal: ^__^ But they're fun!

All: -_-U

Yami: *to Crystal & Yugi* Please untie us, you guys. Yugi, if YOU don't untie us, I'll tell everyone about that time in the card shop---

Yugi: O.O Okay! Okay!

Yami: *to Crystal* If you don't untie us, I'll never speak to you again.

Crystal: *sniff* Ok. Spink, Sprite, Kitsune. Untie everyone.

SS&K: *untie everyone*

Alexia: *sigh* FINALLY! Now: ATTACK!

All: *charge at Crystal & Yugi w/ pitchforks*

Crystal & Yugi: O.O

Crystal: Uh oh.

Seto: *laugh* HAH! HEY GUYS! COME SEE THIS!

All (on island): *crowd around camera* *laugh*

Crystal: *makes her wand appear* HAH! One step closer, and POOF!

Yami: Poof?

Crystal: Oh, not you Yami!

Yami: Phew.

Crystal: But, yeah, poof. You'd all become. . Potato chips!

Joey: Chiiiiiiiiiiips. . .

Seto: SHUT IT YOU MUTT!

Joey: I AM NOT A DOG!

Seto: *sprays Insta-dog* Now you are!

Dog-Joey: *BARK BARK*

TMF: JOEY! *sprays Back-to-normal-spray*

Joey: Thanks. Again.

TMF: KIABA! *starts chasing him*

Serenity2: KIABA! *starts chasing TMF*

Crystal: Ok. . . Well, I think that this chapter is over ^__^ See you guys later!

Mr. HB: *asleep*

Sprite: *pokes Mr. HB with a stick*

Mr. HB: I DIDN'T KILL HIM! REALLY! HUH? *clears throat* Right. . See you next time!

~~~~~~EMERALD'S AIRPLANE~~~~~~~~~~~

Mr. & Mrs. Piggletinks: *jump out window*

(The airplane starts on fire and explodes)

Mrs. Piggletinks: Well, I guess that the alien-pilot died. Oh well! ^__^

Mr. Piggletinks: *sees they are landing in water* And I think we're dead, too.

Mrs. Piggletinks: What do you---*sees water* OH NO! WE CAN'T SWIM!

o_O

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Hope that was a good chappie ^__^

I'll update as soon as I get back from Ohio ^__^

Til then,

CU