Dragonball FU Returns!

By: Sassy Saiyan Princess *Yep! Thats me!*

Chapter 1: Sassy's Back in Town!!

Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ or any anime or other shows, just my own crappy crap. You wanna sue me? Well fine! Thats what your gonna get my crappy crap! Want it? WELL TAKE IT BICTHES!! *throws her crap* and I hope an old man spits in your ham!!

I'm Baaaaaaaaack! How have you been my lil bundles of evil? Did you miss me, I sure missed you! I can't believe you guys! I didn't know there were so many insane people like me out there!

It was a fucked up day in DBZ land once again, The fish were dancing, the Bluejays were screwing the Robins, and the sun was about to explode, old people were beating up Subway employees with beavers, and some guy just threw up on the sidewalk until a shrill angry voice broke the beautiful scene. "ARGH! I'm gonna fucking kill you!!" screamed Pan. "Screw you bitch!" screamed Bulma. "Screw this hoe!" said Bra as she threw some pink powder on Bulma and truned her into the most horrible, disgusting eviliest evil in all the world. She turned Bulma into a......STAR TREK FAN!! "What's that!?" A clueless reader asked. "Oh! You don't know!? Allow me to explain..." exclaimed Sassy as she grabbed her Umbrella and flew down to the ground "Wheeeeee! Mary Poppins eat your heart out you dirty whore of evil!"

Sassy: Hello readers!

Readers: HEY SASSY!

Sassy: I'm here to tell you what a Star Trek Fan is in my book *holds up Sassy's Book of Losers*

Readers: *Oohs and Ahhs*

Sassy: Yes...I know the book is very sexy...it turns you on, No? *turns to a page in her book and starts reading* A Star Trek Fan is Fat.....

Readers: *boo and hiss*

Sassy: I know....so much fat in the world today...*continues reading* Star Trek Fans are fat and love Star Trek/Star Wars among other old super hero comics. Even tho they are at least in there mid 30s they still live with there mom, have poor hygine and a diet consist of nothing but fast food and or TV dinners breakfast lunch and dinner. They refuse to have any other contact with the outside world, they get extreme plessure form beating each other in both role playing and online games and wet dreams about female super heros. (Wonder Woman, Princess Lalya, Agent Scully.ect) Also they enjoy talking to the creators of their prized possesions telling them about the shit they did wrong and how it could have been better. *closes book* and that my friends is a Star Trek fan!

Readers: *stand up and clap* YAAAAAY!!!

Sassy: Now dearies.....On with the fic....

Bulma grew fatter and fatter and fatter then...................BBBBBOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!! Then Pan gathered up all of the Bulma Chunks and fed them to the Homeless ending World Hunger. (Awwwww.....) "I want Banana Soup!" said Batman. "Gee Wiz, Batman!" said Robin. "I can teach you how to make some and-" "I CAN DO IT MYSELF!!growl" Batman snarled while he foamed at the mouth then he grabbed a spoon and pulled down Robin's pants. "TIME FOR YOU PUNISHMENT!!" he yelled as he stabbed the spoon up his butt and fucked him with it! "AHHH!" Robin screamed. (No, Really!) "SAY IT!! SAY BURITTO!!!" Batman yelled. "UHHHH!! BURITTO!! BURITTO!!!" Robin yelled. DAMN RIGHT BITCH!" said Batman. "Hey you flithy fucking slut how would you a taste of this!?" said Hamtaro the Hamster. (0_0!) "Me?" said Bra. "Yeah you, Shit for brains, I was sick of fucking that Bijhou and Penolope sluts and I saw you, hmmm nice ass!" "Ummmmm....Arn't you too small?...." she said. "INSULT MY PENIS!!?? DAMN YOU WHORES!! YOUR WHORES!! WHAT DO CARE?? YOUR JUST LOOKING FOR A SCREW!!" he screamed and jumped on Bra's face and raped her, raped her like a peice of toast. Vegeta was drunk and Krillen was a frog. "Damn, I wish I had some Banana Soup...." whined Goku. "Then make some you fucking doche bag!" Vegeta spat. "Vegeta....I'm......I'm a.....Crossdresser!" Goku said as he ripped of his orange gi and was wearing a tight pink shirt and mini skirt. "WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?! Why the hell would you tell me that!?!?" Vegeta screamed. "Vegeta, I'm in love with clowns your just gonna have to except that..." he cried and then ran off to screw a clown. "Oh my god....This fic is gonna get fucking scary...."muttered Vegeta. "Come to me lover bitch..." said the clown in a low, spooky, seducing voice. "Yes, my honey pot I obey your demands..." said Goku then he and the Clown began to french kiss, Goku got soooo horney for the clown he started licking off his facepaint. "Uhhh....taste like pea soup...." he moaned, as the Clown grabbed Goku's ass. ( ^@^~ Look! I made a piggy! ) "Yeah...mold me like play doh....." The clown slowly took his clothes off with his teeth. "Holy shit....I think the writer of this fic lost what lil sanity she had left....." said Andriod #17 "I'm never going to the circus again......." said #18. "Hey, lets sing the Weird Ass Insane Song!" said Fat Buu. "It gose like this." he said as weird Techno Music started playing "Oink, Oink Sexy Cow! Oink, Oink Sexy Cow! Oink, Oink Sexy Cow! Oink, Oink Sexy Cow! Oink, Oink Sexy Cow! Oink, Oink Sexy Cow! and on and on and on..................." Remember Kids: After you fuck a tree, be sure to fuck a bush to so it dosen't feel left out.......Nature is your friend.....

THE END!!!!

Did that clown thing scare you!? HAHAHA! It scared the fuck outta me and I was the one writting it!! Reveiw and encourage me or no more insanity for you!!! Mwhahahahahahahahahaha!!! *truns to her dead horse* Now eat your peas damnit!!! I said eat your fucking peas!!! Granpappy, he no eat peas!!!! NO EAT PEAS!!!!! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! *gasp* I'VE GOT IT! I'll make a fic about My Lil Ponies raping each other then they all die and get blown up The End! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! It's perfectly evil.....hehehehehe........