I DO NOT OWN YUGIOH. STILL. BUT I WILL SOMEDAY! MWA HAA HAAAAAAAAAA!
Hopefully. Maybe. OH FORGET IT! JUST READ THE DAMN CHAPTER!
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Crystal: Hey peoples! I had fun at Ceder Point (where I went in Ohio) Just in case u guys were wonderin' ^__^ I also got really bad sunburn. . . *sad*
Emerald: No one CARES about your social life, Crystal. OR the fact that you didn't put suntan lotion on.
Crystal: : Shut. Up.
Emerald: ^__^ Here's chapter 21
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Mr. HB: AND WE'RE FINALLY BACK!! WElCOME TOOOO:
Audience: THE BRAINLESS YUGIOH SHOOOOOW! *claps*
Crystal: YEPP! Thas what this show is yepp yepp yepp ^__^
Katy: -_-U Has Crystal been eating sugar again?
Kathy: -_-U Let's hope not
Crystal: ^___________^ I'm just sooooooooooo happy to have my computer back, and the internet, and Microsoft word processer, and all the other totally awesome websites like fan fiction, and ummmm, all the other kewl websites!! ^__^
All: *slowly back away from Crystal*
Crystal: *pouts* Why are you all going away? FINE, THEN! I'll talk to Yami. HE won't run away! HIII Yami!! ^__^
Yami: *gives Crystal a shot*
Crystal: O.O OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! *rubs arm* : YAMI! WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT??
Yami: It lowers your sugar level. I found it at the isolated island.
Crystal: When didja go there?
Yami: Earlier.
Crystal: oh
Bakura: But. . . What was a sugar-less shot. . Thing . . Doing on the isolated island?
~~~~~~~~~ISOLATED ISLAND~~~~~~~~~~
Seto: GAH! Where's my damn sugar-low needle?
Mokuba: SUGARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! *still completely crazy and sugar high*
Joey: Wow. That sugar SURE did last a while. ^__^
Seto: SHUT IT YOU DAMN MUTT! *sprays insta-dog, but nothing comes out*
Joey: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! HAAAAAAAAA! You used it all!
Seto: *evil grin* But I have a lot more cans. . In my suitcase. .
Joey: O.O *runs away*
~~~~~~~~~~~~HOTEL~~~~~~~~~~~~
Emerald: YEEEESS! I won!!!
Evangelic: : I would have won!
Emerald: But your Anzu replica died before mine, so :P
DA: : Stop bragging Emerald.
Demina: : Yeah, really!
Emerald: ^_______^
Velion: : I'm gonna go see what Nick is doing. *walks off*
Emerald: Well. . . What do you guys wanna do?
Demina: I'm gonna go play with my Hell Chamber
DA: Ooooh, fun ^__^
Emerald: Well, Evangelic, looks like it's just you and me.
Evangelic: *is walking away*
Emerald: : Sore losers.
Nick: Oh, hey Velion.
Velion: Hi. Just a heads up, you might not wanna go on the other side of the hotel.
Nick: Why?
Blitz: *runs up* YOU GUYS!
Nick & Velion: O.O What??
Blitz: Demina lost her Hell Chamber. . . And she's going crazy!
Demina: *walks up to them* : HAVE ANY OF YOU SEEN MY HELL CHAMBER?
Nick, Blitz & Velion: No
Demina: : YOU'RE LYING! WHERE IS IT?? TELL ME! OR YOU'LL SUFFER THE WRATH OF DEMINA!
Velion & Blitz: *have snuck away*
Nick: *sigh* Thanks, guys.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~STUDIO~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Crystal: HAAAAAAAA! *is watching her little tv*
Yami: What?
Crystal: Check it out! *shows him the tv*
Yami: *laughs* Pooooooooooor Nick.
Katy: *huggles Bakura*
Kathy: Hey. . . . Where's Yami Bakura? *concerned*
Alina: I dunno. . . . Have you seen him Yugi?
Yugi: Nope.
Alexia: Maybe he's looking at those tombs from the book you got him, Kathy.
Kathy: ^__^ Hopefully.
Seto: *appears in screen* Hey, have any of you bakas seen my---*sees sugar- low needle* : HOW THE HELL DID YOU TAKE MY NEEDLE? MOKUBA NEEDS THAT STUFF!
Yami: Ummm. . .I kinda used it all on Crystal. . . .
Seto: O.O You WHAT??
Yami: Good thing you're way on the island, and I'm in the studio! :P
Seto: : Shut up. *moves away from screen*
Serenity2: *appears in screen* Hi guys ^__^ crystal, couldn't you make some more of that anti-sugar stuff? Mokuba is pretty crazy. .. . .
Lina: *appears in screen* PRETTY CRAZY? THE DAMN KID RIPPED MY SHIRT! MY BRAND NEW SHIRT! IT WAS $50.00! I'M KILLING HIM!
All: O.O
Serenity2: ^__^;; Heh. See what I mean? He's making other people crazy, too! And, um, your penguin friend. . . He's kinda. . . ummmmmmm. . .
Gemini: *appears in screen laughing* Oh my god! Crystal, Brighten is so HILAREOUS! I was just playing Go Fish with him. . *bursts out laughing* He. . .he gave me all of his money. . .and. . . He said that he'd give me his house when we get back! HAAA! Did you KNOW how much money he has? He gave me a million bucks! Just cuz I said I'd let him win! HAH!
Kimmi: *appears* Heeeey. . . I could use that money to get more Insta- Tristans. .
Gemini: OHHHHHHHHH NO! I plan on using this for something else. . . *walks away*
Crystal: ^__^ Hee hee. Well, now that I've talked to you guys, I'm gonna see what's going on in the hotel
Serenity2: Hey. . .but what about the sugar less-----
Lina: AND MY SHIRT!
Crystal: *switches screens* Heh. People. .
Emerald: HEY! What up, Crystal in da fizzle wit da sizzle!
Crystal: O.o What. The. Hell.
Emerald: *laughs* I was watching MTV with Velion, and this guy. . He was talking like that. . And *goes on about some tv show* Isn't that FUNNY?
Crystal: Can I talk to Velion?
Emerald: Sure. VELION!
Velion: *appears in screen* Heh. . Yeah?
Crystal: *freakingly calmly* Never let Emerald watch tv with you again, or you will spend the rest of your life in DA and Demina's torture chamber.
Velion: *pale* O.O . . o-o-okay. . *walks away*
Marik: *appears* Hey, Crystal, do you know where Emerald is?
Crystal: She was just in the screen. Check the torture chamber.
Marik: Thanks *walks to torture chamber*
Mai: *appears* OH MY GOD! MY MAKEUP! MY PRECIOUS MAKEUP! IT'S GOOOOOONE! Crystal, have you seen it?
Crystal: Nope. . Sorry. ^__^
Mai: HOW THE HELL CAN YOU BE SO FREAKIN CALM ABOUT THIS??
Crystal: I dunno. . . But this is boring. *turns off tv*
Katy: Hmmm. . First the hell chamber. . Then Yami Bakura. . Now Mai's makeup. . . I wonder if this is all connected somehow. . .
Kathy: O.O Someone might be torturing Yami Bakura with makeup on! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *faints*
Katy: Ok. . Sure. . . That works I guess. . .
Alina: Ohhh, this is awful. *huggles Yugi*
Yugi: Don't worry ^__^ It's probably just a joke that Yami Bakura is playing.
Kathy: *wakes up* : YAMI BAKURA WOULD NEVER DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT!
Yugi: ^__^;; Umm. . .sure. .
Kathy: WHY YOU LITTLE---*runs up to him*
Yugi: LITTLE? LIIIITTTTTTLLLLLLLLEEEE? WHY DO YOU PEOPLE ALL CALL ME LITTLE? AAARGGGGGGG! *chases Kathy*
Alina: YUGI! WATCH OUT! YOU COULD HURT YOURSELF!
Alexia: -_-U You're all hopeless.
Crystal: -_-U Ain't it the truth.
Alexia: Ummm, I was including you in that statement.
Crystal: Oh. . . . : HEY! *chases Alexia*
Katy: *sigh* Hey, Hinglebobber!
Mr. HB: Yeah? *yawn* Isn't this boring?
Katy: Yeah. . I was wondering, can you turn on some music?
Mr. HB: I dunno. . *looks at buttons in announcer box* HEY! I can! How coooool!
Katy: Yeah, why don't play something.
Mr. HB: Like what?
Katy: I don't know. . Anything.
Mr. HB: *puts in a cd* Kay.
THE REMEDY IS THE EXPIRIENCE
Crystal: *stops chasing Alexia* HEEEY! I LOOOOOOVE THIS SONG! *starts singing along* I SAID THE COMEDY IS THAT IT'S SERIOUS, THIS IS A STRANGE ENOUGH NEW PLAY ON WORDS*starts dancing*
Alexia: *out of breath* Phew. Good thing that music started, now she can't chase me anymore.
Crystal: I SAID THE TRAGEDY IS HOW YOURE GONNA SPEND THE REST OF YOUR NIGHTS WITH THE LIGHT ON SO SHINE THE LIGHT ON ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS
Katy: -_-U Quite sad, isn't it?
Yami: -_-U You said it.
Crystal: *oblivious to the fact that people are calling her sad* IIIIIIIIII WON'T WORRY MY LIIIIIIIIIFE AWAAAAAAAAAAY HEEEEEEEEY OHHHHHHHHH!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~HOTEL~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Emerald: Oh, hey Marik!
Marik: Hi ^__^
Emerald: Have you seen my green pocketknife? I can't find it anywhere. . .
Marik: Hmmm, a lot of people seem to be losing stuff. *laugh* Yami Bakura lost himself! HAH!
Emerald: Hmmmmm. . . .
~~~~~~~~~STUDIO~~~~~~~~~
Kathy: WE HAVETA FIND YAMI BAKURA! HE'S NOT BACK YET!
Crystal: *yawn* He'll be fine. .
Kathy: : HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT? WHAT IF IT WAS YAMI??
Crystal: *spits out coffee she was drinking* LET'S START A SEARCH PARTY!
Kathy: I thought so. ^__^
Crystal: *To people on the screens* So check every inch of the island and the hotel, got it?
All: Yep!
Crystal: Good ^__^ See you in a couple of hours! ^__^ *turns off tv*
BAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG!!
All: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! O.O
Crystal: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT???
Kathy: YAMI BAKURA!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
All: *run outside*
Crystal: It's. . . a spaceship. . . .
Alien-Pilot (Yepp, remember him?): AH HAH! I WILL DEFEAT YOU! HEY. . .*looks around* Why are there so MANY people here?
Crystal: : What are you talking about? This is the studio for the Brainless Yugioh Show.
Alien-Pilot: LIKE I SAID: I WILL DEFEAT YOU!
Crystal: *rolls eyes* You can go to Emerald. *claps*
Alien-pilot: *disappears*
~~~~~~~~~~HOTEL~~~~~~~~~~
Emerald: *sees Alien-pilot* Heeey! DA, DEMINA, EVANGELIC, VELION! We have a new torture dummy! MWA HA HA HAAAAAA!
Alien-pilot: *quivering in fear*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~STUDIO~~~~~~~~~~~
Kathy: Ok, I'm really getting worried now. . Where's Yami Bakura???? *looking frantically around*
Crystal: I dunno. . . Didja check Demina's hell chamber? I heard she lost it. . . Maybe Yami B is stuck in it ^__^
Kathy: *goes really really really pale, then faints*
Crystal: Uh oh. That can't be good. Oh well. *walks away*
~~~~~~~~~~ISOLATED ISLAND~~~~~~~~~~
Clyde: I, uh. . . . HEY! WHERE THE HELL IS MY BEEEEEEEEEEER???
All people on II: *appear when they hear screaming*
TMF: What happened?
Joey: Yeah! You just interrupted me eating the BIGGEST coconut on this island!
Clyde: Someone. . *short breaths* stole. . . Myyyy. . BEEER! *bursts into tears*
FMF: Well, this is WEIRD. First Yami Bakura, then Demina's hell chamber. . Mai's makeup, Emerald's pocket knife, Clyde's beer.
Clyde: AND my tequila, rum, and my flask!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *crying*
Serenity2: *whispers* Wow, he really IS an alcoholic!
Lina: *whispers* You got that right.
Kimmi: *sprays another Tristan* *giggles* Hellooooo there, Tristan # 17! ^__^
Gemini: *rolls eyes* *mutters* She's so hopeless.
Kimmi: *hears* Tristan # 4: ATTACK GEMINI!
Tristan4: *attacks Gemini*
Gemini: O.O
Crystal: *appears on island* Hey, you guys, we gotta get all of you guys back to the studio. There's been some. . .crazy stuff going on *sees Tristan4 running after Gemini* Here. *hands Gemini a box* There are 100 bottles of Insta-Duke.
Gemini: O.O *bows to Crystal* I will be forever in your debt
Crystal: ^__^ Ooooh. Forever? *laughs* Just kidding. Thas ok. Besides, Kimmi used all your money, so now you have 1 million dollars worth of Insta- Dukes, and your other million dollars from . . O.O Brighten. GOTTAGOBYE! *runs around looking for Brighten*
Brighten: *is playing Solitaire* Ok, Mokuba, if you let me win, I'll give you five hundred dollars.
Mokuba: *thinks* Make it five thousand
Brighten: hmmm. . Ok.
Seto: *standing nearby* ^__^ Very good, Mokuba.
Crystal: *exasperated* But, Bruce, solitaire is a ONE PLAYER GAME!
Brighten: *wild eyes* No. . must. . Win. . .
Crystal: *sigh* You're going back to the insane ward in the studio. *claps*
Brighten: No. . NOOOOOO! *disappears*
Crystal: *turns to Seto and Mokuba* : And how could you two do such a thing?
Mokuba: I dunno. . . He just offered to give me the money. . .
Crystal: Hey, when did Mokuba run out of sugar?
Seto: : Don't remind me. Luckily, Serenity2 found the OTHER sugar low needle I had. *remembers the zoo* AND HOW COULD YOU TAKE MOKUBA TO THE ZOO??
Crystal: ^__^;; Heh. . . About that. .
Seto: *moves toward Crystal*
Crystal: Hey, in my defense, Yugi was there, too. AND we were all sugar high. . . Gottagoseeyalater BYE! *disappears*
Seto & Mokuba: *join the rest of the group*
~~~~~~~~STUDIO~~~~~~~~~
Crystal: Phew.
Katy: *pale* CRYSTAL! WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU? ALL OF THE YUGIOH CHARACTERS ARE GONE!
Crystal: As in. . . Yami?
Katy: YES!
Crystal: O.O *faints*
Katy: *angrily* WAKE THE HELL UP!
Crystal: : Ok, ok. So, how do we find them?
Katy: : YOU EXPECT ME TO KNOW? YOU'RE THE AUTHORESS! AND. . BAKURA IS MISSING TOO! WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! *crying*
Crystal: ***IDEA*** Of course, this'll be easy. All I have to do is make them appear here with my wand ^__^
Katy: But. . isn't your wand broken?
Alina: Yeah, I don't want Yugi coming back looking like one of those fish thingys!
Crystal: : I got a new wand, thankyouverymuch! *brings out NEW wand* APPEAR YUGIOH CHARACTERS! ABRA KADBRA!
YGO characters: *appear*
Yami: O.O *pale* Thank. . . God. . . Pigs. . . Evil. . .
Yami B: Beware. . . The. . . PIGS! *faints*
Kathy: *has woken up* YAMI BAKURA!
Crystal: Hmmm. . This looks like a case for the CRYSTAL SQUAD!
All: ?????????????
Crystal: WHAT??!! : Fine. We won't HAVE a name.
Mr. HB: WOW. . What a confusing chapter! Well, see you next time on the Brainless Yugioh show!
Crystal: Yepp ^__^
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Well? This chappie certainly fills the CRI (completely random insanity) criteria ^__^
I'll update ASAIC ^__^
Till then,
CU
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Crystal: Hey peoples! I had fun at Ceder Point (where I went in Ohio) Just in case u guys were wonderin' ^__^ I also got really bad sunburn. . . *sad*
Emerald: No one CARES about your social life, Crystal. OR the fact that you didn't put suntan lotion on.
Crystal: : Shut. Up.
Emerald: ^__^ Here's chapter 21
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Mr. HB: AND WE'RE FINALLY BACK!! WElCOME TOOOO:
Audience: THE BRAINLESS YUGIOH SHOOOOOW! *claps*
Crystal: YEPP! Thas what this show is yepp yepp yepp ^__^
Katy: -_-U Has Crystal been eating sugar again?
Kathy: -_-U Let's hope not
Crystal: ^___________^ I'm just sooooooooooo happy to have my computer back, and the internet, and Microsoft word processer, and all the other totally awesome websites like fan fiction, and ummmm, all the other kewl websites!! ^__^
All: *slowly back away from Crystal*
Crystal: *pouts* Why are you all going away? FINE, THEN! I'll talk to Yami. HE won't run away! HIII Yami!! ^__^
Yami: *gives Crystal a shot*
Crystal: O.O OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! *rubs arm* : YAMI! WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT??
Yami: It lowers your sugar level. I found it at the isolated island.
Crystal: When didja go there?
Yami: Earlier.
Crystal: oh
Bakura: But. . . What was a sugar-less shot. . Thing . . Doing on the isolated island?
~~~~~~~~~ISOLATED ISLAND~~~~~~~~~~
Seto: GAH! Where's my damn sugar-low needle?
Mokuba: SUGARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! *still completely crazy and sugar high*
Joey: Wow. That sugar SURE did last a while. ^__^
Seto: SHUT IT YOU DAMN MUTT! *sprays insta-dog, but nothing comes out*
Joey: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! HAAAAAAAAA! You used it all!
Seto: *evil grin* But I have a lot more cans. . In my suitcase. .
Joey: O.O *runs away*
~~~~~~~~~~~~HOTEL~~~~~~~~~~~~
Emerald: YEEEESS! I won!!!
Evangelic: : I would have won!
Emerald: But your Anzu replica died before mine, so :P
DA: : Stop bragging Emerald.
Demina: : Yeah, really!
Emerald: ^_______^
Velion: : I'm gonna go see what Nick is doing. *walks off*
Emerald: Well. . . What do you guys wanna do?
Demina: I'm gonna go play with my Hell Chamber
DA: Ooooh, fun ^__^
Emerald: Well, Evangelic, looks like it's just you and me.
Evangelic: *is walking away*
Emerald: : Sore losers.
Nick: Oh, hey Velion.
Velion: Hi. Just a heads up, you might not wanna go on the other side of the hotel.
Nick: Why?
Blitz: *runs up* YOU GUYS!
Nick & Velion: O.O What??
Blitz: Demina lost her Hell Chamber. . . And she's going crazy!
Demina: *walks up to them* : HAVE ANY OF YOU SEEN MY HELL CHAMBER?
Nick, Blitz & Velion: No
Demina: : YOU'RE LYING! WHERE IS IT?? TELL ME! OR YOU'LL SUFFER THE WRATH OF DEMINA!
Velion & Blitz: *have snuck away*
Nick: *sigh* Thanks, guys.
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Crystal: HAAAAAAAA! *is watching her little tv*
Yami: What?
Crystal: Check it out! *shows him the tv*
Yami: *laughs* Pooooooooooor Nick.
Katy: *huggles Bakura*
Kathy: Hey. . . . Where's Yami Bakura? *concerned*
Alina: I dunno. . . . Have you seen him Yugi?
Yugi: Nope.
Alexia: Maybe he's looking at those tombs from the book you got him, Kathy.
Kathy: ^__^ Hopefully.
Seto: *appears in screen* Hey, have any of you bakas seen my---*sees sugar- low needle* : HOW THE HELL DID YOU TAKE MY NEEDLE? MOKUBA NEEDS THAT STUFF!
Yami: Ummm. . .I kinda used it all on Crystal. . . .
Seto: O.O You WHAT??
Yami: Good thing you're way on the island, and I'm in the studio! :P
Seto: : Shut up. *moves away from screen*
Serenity2: *appears in screen* Hi guys ^__^ crystal, couldn't you make some more of that anti-sugar stuff? Mokuba is pretty crazy. .. . .
Lina: *appears in screen* PRETTY CRAZY? THE DAMN KID RIPPED MY SHIRT! MY BRAND NEW SHIRT! IT WAS $50.00! I'M KILLING HIM!
All: O.O
Serenity2: ^__^;; Heh. See what I mean? He's making other people crazy, too! And, um, your penguin friend. . . He's kinda. . . ummmmmmm. . .
Gemini: *appears in screen laughing* Oh my god! Crystal, Brighten is so HILAREOUS! I was just playing Go Fish with him. . *bursts out laughing* He. . .he gave me all of his money. . .and. . . He said that he'd give me his house when we get back! HAAA! Did you KNOW how much money he has? He gave me a million bucks! Just cuz I said I'd let him win! HAH!
Kimmi: *appears* Heeeey. . . I could use that money to get more Insta- Tristans. .
Gemini: OHHHHHHHHH NO! I plan on using this for something else. . . *walks away*
Crystal: ^__^ Hee hee. Well, now that I've talked to you guys, I'm gonna see what's going on in the hotel
Serenity2: Hey. . .but what about the sugar less-----
Lina: AND MY SHIRT!
Crystal: *switches screens* Heh. People. .
Emerald: HEY! What up, Crystal in da fizzle wit da sizzle!
Crystal: O.o What. The. Hell.
Emerald: *laughs* I was watching MTV with Velion, and this guy. . He was talking like that. . And *goes on about some tv show* Isn't that FUNNY?
Crystal: Can I talk to Velion?
Emerald: Sure. VELION!
Velion: *appears in screen* Heh. . Yeah?
Crystal: *freakingly calmly* Never let Emerald watch tv with you again, or you will spend the rest of your life in DA and Demina's torture chamber.
Velion: *pale* O.O . . o-o-okay. . *walks away*
Marik: *appears* Hey, Crystal, do you know where Emerald is?
Crystal: She was just in the screen. Check the torture chamber.
Marik: Thanks *walks to torture chamber*
Mai: *appears* OH MY GOD! MY MAKEUP! MY PRECIOUS MAKEUP! IT'S GOOOOOONE! Crystal, have you seen it?
Crystal: Nope. . Sorry. ^__^
Mai: HOW THE HELL CAN YOU BE SO FREAKIN CALM ABOUT THIS??
Crystal: I dunno. . . But this is boring. *turns off tv*
Katy: Hmmm. . First the hell chamber. . Then Yami Bakura. . Now Mai's makeup. . . I wonder if this is all connected somehow. . .
Kathy: O.O Someone might be torturing Yami Bakura with makeup on! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *faints*
Katy: Ok. . Sure. . . That works I guess. . .
Alina: Ohhh, this is awful. *huggles Yugi*
Yugi: Don't worry ^__^ It's probably just a joke that Yami Bakura is playing.
Kathy: *wakes up* : YAMI BAKURA WOULD NEVER DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT!
Yugi: ^__^;; Umm. . .sure. .
Kathy: WHY YOU LITTLE---*runs up to him*
Yugi: LITTLE? LIIIITTTTTTLLLLLLLLEEEE? WHY DO YOU PEOPLE ALL CALL ME LITTLE? AAARGGGGGGG! *chases Kathy*
Alina: YUGI! WATCH OUT! YOU COULD HURT YOURSELF!
Alexia: -_-U You're all hopeless.
Crystal: -_-U Ain't it the truth.
Alexia: Ummm, I was including you in that statement.
Crystal: Oh. . . . : HEY! *chases Alexia*
Katy: *sigh* Hey, Hinglebobber!
Mr. HB: Yeah? *yawn* Isn't this boring?
Katy: Yeah. . I was wondering, can you turn on some music?
Mr. HB: I dunno. . *looks at buttons in announcer box* HEY! I can! How coooool!
Katy: Yeah, why don't play something.
Mr. HB: Like what?
Katy: I don't know. . Anything.
Mr. HB: *puts in a cd* Kay.
THE REMEDY IS THE EXPIRIENCE
Crystal: *stops chasing Alexia* HEEEY! I LOOOOOOVE THIS SONG! *starts singing along* I SAID THE COMEDY IS THAT IT'S SERIOUS, THIS IS A STRANGE ENOUGH NEW PLAY ON WORDS*starts dancing*
Alexia: *out of breath* Phew. Good thing that music started, now she can't chase me anymore.
Crystal: I SAID THE TRAGEDY IS HOW YOURE GONNA SPEND THE REST OF YOUR NIGHTS WITH THE LIGHT ON SO SHINE THE LIGHT ON ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS
Katy: -_-U Quite sad, isn't it?
Yami: -_-U You said it.
Crystal: *oblivious to the fact that people are calling her sad* IIIIIIIIII WON'T WORRY MY LIIIIIIIIIFE AWAAAAAAAAAAY HEEEEEEEEY OHHHHHHHHH!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~HOTEL~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Emerald: Oh, hey Marik!
Marik: Hi ^__^
Emerald: Have you seen my green pocketknife? I can't find it anywhere. . .
Marik: Hmmm, a lot of people seem to be losing stuff. *laugh* Yami Bakura lost himself! HAH!
Emerald: Hmmmmm. . . .
~~~~~~~~~STUDIO~~~~~~~~~
Kathy: WE HAVETA FIND YAMI BAKURA! HE'S NOT BACK YET!
Crystal: *yawn* He'll be fine. .
Kathy: : HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT? WHAT IF IT WAS YAMI??
Crystal: *spits out coffee she was drinking* LET'S START A SEARCH PARTY!
Kathy: I thought so. ^__^
Crystal: *To people on the screens* So check every inch of the island and the hotel, got it?
All: Yep!
Crystal: Good ^__^ See you in a couple of hours! ^__^ *turns off tv*
BAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG!!
All: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! O.O
Crystal: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT???
Kathy: YAMI BAKURA!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
All: *run outside*
Crystal: It's. . . a spaceship. . . .
Alien-Pilot (Yepp, remember him?): AH HAH! I WILL DEFEAT YOU! HEY. . .*looks around* Why are there so MANY people here?
Crystal: : What are you talking about? This is the studio for the Brainless Yugioh Show.
Alien-Pilot: LIKE I SAID: I WILL DEFEAT YOU!
Crystal: *rolls eyes* You can go to Emerald. *claps*
Alien-pilot: *disappears*
~~~~~~~~~~HOTEL~~~~~~~~~~
Emerald: *sees Alien-pilot* Heeey! DA, DEMINA, EVANGELIC, VELION! We have a new torture dummy! MWA HA HA HAAAAAA!
Alien-pilot: *quivering in fear*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~STUDIO~~~~~~~~~~~
Kathy: Ok, I'm really getting worried now. . Where's Yami Bakura???? *looking frantically around*
Crystal: I dunno. . . Didja check Demina's hell chamber? I heard she lost it. . . Maybe Yami B is stuck in it ^__^
Kathy: *goes really really really pale, then faints*
Crystal: Uh oh. That can't be good. Oh well. *walks away*
~~~~~~~~~~ISOLATED ISLAND~~~~~~~~~~
Clyde: I, uh. . . . HEY! WHERE THE HELL IS MY BEEEEEEEEEEER???
All people on II: *appear when they hear screaming*
TMF: What happened?
Joey: Yeah! You just interrupted me eating the BIGGEST coconut on this island!
Clyde: Someone. . *short breaths* stole. . . Myyyy. . BEEER! *bursts into tears*
FMF: Well, this is WEIRD. First Yami Bakura, then Demina's hell chamber. . Mai's makeup, Emerald's pocket knife, Clyde's beer.
Clyde: AND my tequila, rum, and my flask!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *crying*
Serenity2: *whispers* Wow, he really IS an alcoholic!
Lina: *whispers* You got that right.
Kimmi: *sprays another Tristan* *giggles* Hellooooo there, Tristan # 17! ^__^
Gemini: *rolls eyes* *mutters* She's so hopeless.
Kimmi: *hears* Tristan # 4: ATTACK GEMINI!
Tristan4: *attacks Gemini*
Gemini: O.O
Crystal: *appears on island* Hey, you guys, we gotta get all of you guys back to the studio. There's been some. . .crazy stuff going on *sees Tristan4 running after Gemini* Here. *hands Gemini a box* There are 100 bottles of Insta-Duke.
Gemini: O.O *bows to Crystal* I will be forever in your debt
Crystal: ^__^ Ooooh. Forever? *laughs* Just kidding. Thas ok. Besides, Kimmi used all your money, so now you have 1 million dollars worth of Insta- Dukes, and your other million dollars from . . O.O Brighten. GOTTAGOBYE! *runs around looking for Brighten*
Brighten: *is playing Solitaire* Ok, Mokuba, if you let me win, I'll give you five hundred dollars.
Mokuba: *thinks* Make it five thousand
Brighten: hmmm. . Ok.
Seto: *standing nearby* ^__^ Very good, Mokuba.
Crystal: *exasperated* But, Bruce, solitaire is a ONE PLAYER GAME!
Brighten: *wild eyes* No. . must. . Win. . .
Crystal: *sigh* You're going back to the insane ward in the studio. *claps*
Brighten: No. . NOOOOOO! *disappears*
Crystal: *turns to Seto and Mokuba* : And how could you two do such a thing?
Mokuba: I dunno. . . He just offered to give me the money. . .
Crystal: Hey, when did Mokuba run out of sugar?
Seto: : Don't remind me. Luckily, Serenity2 found the OTHER sugar low needle I had. *remembers the zoo* AND HOW COULD YOU TAKE MOKUBA TO THE ZOO??
Crystal: ^__^;; Heh. . . About that. .
Seto: *moves toward Crystal*
Crystal: Hey, in my defense, Yugi was there, too. AND we were all sugar high. . . Gottagoseeyalater BYE! *disappears*
Seto & Mokuba: *join the rest of the group*
~~~~~~~~STUDIO~~~~~~~~~
Crystal: Phew.
Katy: *pale* CRYSTAL! WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU? ALL OF THE YUGIOH CHARACTERS ARE GONE!
Crystal: As in. . . Yami?
Katy: YES!
Crystal: O.O *faints*
Katy: *angrily* WAKE THE HELL UP!
Crystal: : Ok, ok. So, how do we find them?
Katy: : YOU EXPECT ME TO KNOW? YOU'RE THE AUTHORESS! AND. . BAKURA IS MISSING TOO! WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! *crying*
Crystal: ***IDEA*** Of course, this'll be easy. All I have to do is make them appear here with my wand ^__^
Katy: But. . isn't your wand broken?
Alina: Yeah, I don't want Yugi coming back looking like one of those fish thingys!
Crystal: : I got a new wand, thankyouverymuch! *brings out NEW wand* APPEAR YUGIOH CHARACTERS! ABRA KADBRA!
YGO characters: *appear*
Yami: O.O *pale* Thank. . . God. . . Pigs. . . Evil. . .
Yami B: Beware. . . The. . . PIGS! *faints*
Kathy: *has woken up* YAMI BAKURA!
Crystal: Hmmm. . This looks like a case for the CRYSTAL SQUAD!
All: ?????????????
Crystal: WHAT??!! : Fine. We won't HAVE a name.
Mr. HB: WOW. . What a confusing chapter! Well, see you next time on the Brainless Yugioh show!
Crystal: Yepp ^__^
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Well? This chappie certainly fills the CRI (completely random insanity) criteria ^__^
I'll update ASAIC ^__^
Till then,
CU
