~Here's Sassy's F.A.Q~

Question 1: Where the hell have you been it's been like....half a year!?

Sassy: Well......My mom and me got in a fight, I said some pretty mean stuff and she took the computer and destroyed it, but she bought a new one with her taxes....

Question 2: Where do you come up with the stuff that you write!?

Sassy: Me and my friends make it up....cause were both equally insane and have no time on our hands......That and Jhonen Vasquez is a big role model...if you don't know who he is, we hate you and that he is freaky comic artist

Question 3: How old are you?

Sassy: 15 and I'm taking driver's training....MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! CLEAR THE ROAD!! I'm gonna run over some pre-skoolers, don't worry I'll hit the kid that eats paste...Glue is for sniffing not eatting.....

Question 4: Are you always weird and hyper like this!?

Sassy: Yeah, I've always been weird like this ever since I was little or so my mom says....that and I have ADD and ADHD...I have to take Ritalin, Azerta, and Focus......No pill can stop me or keep me crazy!!!!!!

Question 5: Do your parents accept this behavior as......normal......*readers trying to picture Sassy normal but can't*

Sassy: No, they disowned me a loooong time ago....Hahahahaha...Just Kidding, My mom accepts most of it as normal but she dose give me certain looks when where out in public and I start acting nuts, as for my dad I don't see him and I'd rather not talk about him.....(Please absoultey NO questions about Sassy's Daddy.....)

Question 6: Do your friends act like you too?

Sassy: A couple of my friends do. And some don't act as weird but there used to it. But no matter what my friends think, Me and Sunny are the craziest of the group! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! YAAAAY CRAZY!!!!

Question 7: Your pretty wild at times, I bet you piss alot of people at Skool off huh?

Sassy: Oh yeah...theres alot of depressed/always P.Oed kids at skool who think mine and my friends personailtys are really annoying....But we know we are....we just don't care, what they think cause there the ones that will live a boring unfulfilled future if they keep behaving the way they do, that kinda negative behavior is why adults streotypes teenagers as PMSing, Hormone drivin, Drug Somkin, Sexually Active morons.....*Sassy in a huge red chair (That spins^^) petting a lil puppy plushie* Don't worry my pet, They shall die soon.....very soon.......Mwhahahaha! (God, I just love making evil laughs!!)

Question 8: Do you freak your friends out too?

Sassy: Sometimes I do....They think it's kinda gross if I drop food on the ground (and I always do too....I'm very klutzy....) and pick it up and eat it, but I always yell "It was on the ground for less then 5 seconds!!!" and it's true!

Question 9: Favorite Food?

Sassy: All kinds of Japanese Food!!! Okonomiyaki, Ramen Noodles, Grilled Ika , Chicken Udon, Plum Onigiri, Rice Crackers and Cookies, Pockey, Kappa Rolls and Noriben and wash it all down with some Sake!^^

~Okonomiyaki: Japanese Pizza

Grilled Ika: Grilled Squid

Chicken Udon: Like Ramen noodles but has real chicken and vegetables fish cakes ect.

Plum Onigiri: Rice cake with sour plum in the middle.

Rice Crackers/Cookies: A Cookie or Cracker with a Seaweed on top

Pockey: A lil cookie stick dipped in chocolate also comes in tons of other flavors *One of Japan's most popular snack! Yum!*

Kappa Rolls: Cucumber rolls

Noriben: White Rice with Seaweed on top. *What? It's good! Really it is!*

Question 10: What's your favorite Cereal? *Why ask this?? Some E-mailed me asking this!*

Sassy: Cookie Crisp! One time me and my friends were eating cereal and I started drinking the milk outta the bowl when I suddenly just coughed while drinking it, I coughed most of it back in the bowl and then I drank it again and that grossed my frinds out too....THE END!

Question 11: May I please please please put your story on my webpage!?

Sassy: Sure. But you must E-mail me asking for my permission (if you don't bad stuff will happen soooo much bad stuff will happen you'll say "Whoa, alot of bad stuff just happaned...." as your Ass melts of it's ass) or AIM at AnimeGoth666



Question 12: What do you look like?

Sassy: I go to a public skool, they make us wear a unifrom, it's cool tho I feel like a real anime girl!

Question 13: What are your hobbies?

Sassy: Anime, Manga, Anime Music and anything else Japanese, Martial Arts, Archery, Kick Boxing, Football, Drawing Anime, Writting Anime Fanfictions, Getting kicked out of stores and malls, Being a klutz (I'm not trying to be tho), Going to the movies, Being weird with my friends and NOT Studying....(Guess, Oh many classes I'm passing!! *cough cough*)

Question 14: What other Fanfictions do you write beside....funny/confusing ones?

Sassy: Anime Lemons! Even tho I'm not of age (and I never had sex *not ashamed to be a Virgin* In your face Madonna!!) But it passes time, plus I admit it, I'm a perv with a pevreted sense of humor (Bet you didn't know that!!) and I'm proud of that!!!.....Hmmmm yep...Umm...yeah......

Question 15: Who are your favorite Anime Lemon couples?

Sassy: Vegeta/Bulma, Inuyasha/Kagome, Kouga/Kagome, Miroku/Sango, Ranma/Akane, Akane/Ryoga, Ranma/Shampoo, Lina/Zelgadis, Sana/Akito, Sakura/Li, Tenchi/Ryoko, Tenchi/Sasami*her as a woman!* and some few crossovers....

Question 14: What do you mean kicked out of stores? *5 people asked me this in my e-mail after I told them my hobbies*

Sassy: *stares blankly at the 5 people, mouth slightly open* ............Me and my friends get ourselves kicked out on propose.......next question......

Question 15: What do you do to get kicked out of stores?

Sassy: *sighs and know she's gonna be on this subject for awhile* Depends on what store I'm in mainly...Mostly it's just running around and screaming, Stalking and asking the Employees and or Shoppers 'personal' questions and annoying them, touching (or breaking) everything your not suppose to touch, Hiding/Vandalizing bathroom stalls and then scaring people who walk in, and walking in the 'Employees Only' Deparment claiming we work there. Immature, Stupid, Pointless yes...it is, But it's Hella Fun!!

OH! this was the one time my friend was crazier then me I gave her five bucks to shit 'on' the toilet seat at K-marts and insted she shit right on floor next to the sinks!!!!! and she left a note that said "Sorry, I seemed to have missed the crapper. My bad!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! I gave her 10 bucks after that....that....was pure gold.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

There you go my most common asked questions anserwed......NOW STOP STALKING ME, WHY CAN'T YOU ALL JUST LEAVE ME ALONE, DAMN YOU PEOPLE AND YOUR CONSENT THRIST FOR MY COMEDY!!! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *jumps out window and lands on an old lady, the lady cires out as her hip is broken, but don't worry Sassy is still alive and in good health* ^^! Wheee! Now to run over some children! VROOM VROOM! VRRROOOOOOOOOOM!! BEEP! BEEP! Kill the Furbys!!!!!