Ok, if I owned Yugioh, I would for sure be in it, I'd be rich, and many more other things would be happening to me right now other than sitting around typing on my computer. . . And I would have to have the legal documents proving that fact. Since I don't have legal documents, am not rich, and am not in the show *deep breath* I DO NOT OWN YUGIOH! :

O.o

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OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!! Did ne of u see YGO today? (July 12th 2003) That was AWESOME!! Tristan, Duke, Serenity & Mai. . TO THE RESCUE!! ^-^ Even though they didn't do NE rescuing. . Still! I like Mai's car. . . ^^;

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Mr. HB: HEEEEEEELLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOO EVERYONE! AND WELCOME TO::

Audience: Yeah, yeah, THE BRAINLESS YUGIOH SHOW.

Crystal: Hmmm. . . I think that we need to get everybody back here to sort things out. . And find out what Yami B, Bakura, Yami, & Yugi were talking about. . *claps*

*All YGO characters appear*

Duke: Hey. . . What am I doing here?

Crystal: Ooops. You weren't in my fic were you? Well, back to the porno store you go---

All: O.o

Gemini: WAIT! Let him stay here!

Crystal: You REALLY want him to stay?

Gemini: Sure ^__^

Crystal: Well. . . You have all those insta-dukes. . . . They're EXACT replicas. . .

Yugi: Well, we'll just have to let fate decide whether he should stay or not. ^^

All: ^__^;;

*A piano falls on Duke*

All: O.O

Duke: @.@

Gemini: *crying* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Emerald: *rolls eyes* *sprays all cans of Insta-dukes* THERE. Now shut up.

Gemini: ~**^___________________^**~ YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *skips off with hundred Dukes*

Kimmi: *sprays yet ANOTHER can of Insta-Tristan* Hello! Let's see. . You're Tristan number. . *starts counting her Tristan replicas*

All: *roll eyes*

Emerald: OKAY! THIS IS REALLY GETTING ANNOYING! I'm sorry that I have to do this, but there's not enough room in this studio for all of you REPLICAS! *claps*

Crystal: HEY! CLAPPING IS MY THING!

Gemini, Kimmi, Duke & Tristan replicas: *disappear*

Crystal: O.O EMERALD! WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THEM??

Emerald: I sent them back to the island. Now SHUT UP! Why are we here, anyway?

Crystal: Well, all of the yugioh characters have some kind of. . Phobia. .

Joey: Pigs. . . Horrible. . . Bacony. . Bacon. . .mmmmmmmm

Yami: *pale*

Yugi: HEY! I'm back to normal, aren't I? Well. . The little piggies never got to me. So that's good, right?

Crystal: WHAT PIGS??

Yami B: Horrible. . . They. . . They. .

Kathy: YAMI BAKURA! What did they do to you? CUZ WHEN I GET AHOLD OF THOSE PORK CHOPS------

Yugi: They were actually nice little piggies ^^

Yami B: : NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE??? *strangles Yugi*

Yugi: Can't. . . breath. . .

Crystal: : WILL YOU PEOPLE SHUT UP!?

All: Eeeep.

Crystal: Thank you. : Now, what happened? Yami?

Yami: *can now speak* They. . They showed us our worst fears, and--IT WAS AWFUL!

Crystal: What did they show you?

Yami: I can't even speak of it. .

Yami B: THE ROTTEN LITTLE BACON BITS SHOWED ME A WORLD OF NICENESS WITH NOT A TRACE OF EVIL . . . AND ALL OF THE TOMBS JUST. . . SITTING THERE! WAITING TO BE ROBBED. . . . BUT NO ONE WOULD ROB THEM! *sobbing* THEY WOULDN"T JUST STEAL! WAAAAAAAAH!

Crystal: -_-U Okkkkkkk. . . Why don't we find the piggies---

*Doorbell rings*

Crystal: ^__________^ COMPANYYYYYYYYYYYY!

Seto: -_-U Does she HAVE to do that every time?

Marik: -_-U I think she was tramatized as a child.

Mai: *to Nick* Ok, seriously, WHY DO KEEP STARING AT ME??

Nick: *staring at Mai* You know. . You're hot!

Mai: : Well I already knew THAT!

Teddy Bear1: Some chibis to see you, Miss Crystal ^__^

Crystal: chibis? CHIBIS?

Emerald: *to others* She is NOT good with kids. . . At all. . .

Teddy Bear2: Here they are ^__^ *brings in chibis & an adult*

Adult: *runs up to Crystal* PLEASE! TAKE THEM! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *jumps out window*

Emerald: -_-U We sure do have a lot of people jumping out our window. .

TMF: *huggles Joey* So. . What do we do with them?

Chibi 1: *sees Yami B* Oooh! Yami Bakuwaaaaaaa! *runs up and hugs him*

Yami B: *disgusted* GET AWAY FROM ME YOU FOOLISH CHIBI!

Chibi1: O.O WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *crying*

Yami B: Wait. . Kid. . Don't cry. .

Chibi1: Then gimme a hug!

Yami B: NO!

Chibi1: WAAAAAAAAAAAA---

Yami B: *sigh* FINE! *gives her the quickest hug possible*

Chibi1: I'm Jane ^^

Kathy: *glaring at Jane*

Crystal: OKAY! ALL OF YOU INTRODUCE YOURSELVES! :

Chibi2: I'm Freddy!

Chibi3: I'm Laurie-a

All: ??

Chibi3: Lauria!

All: *understand*

Chibi4: I'm Sally ^__^

Chibi5: I'm SUGARRRRRRRRR!

All: ??

Sally: *shrug* It's true. Her name is Sugar.

All: -_-U

Chibi6: I'm Sopha!

Chibi--I mean. .Sally: *whispers*

"Sopha": Oops! I mean Sophie!

Sally: And me, Sugar, & Sophie are all sisters ^^

Chibi7: I'm Cindy!!

Chibi8: And I'm Andy ^__^

Crystal: *hyperventilating* 8. . Chibis. . No. . not happening . . . Impossible. . .NOOOOOOOO!

Mr. HB: umm. . I think that this show is over---

Andy: *in announcers box* WHHEEEEEEEEE! I'M THE ADOUCER! NOUNCER--- whas the word??

Mr. HB: : I'M the announcer.

Andy: THE ANNOUNCER ^^ I'M THE ANNOUNCER!! ^_______^ WHEEEEE!

All: O.O

Crystal: Noo. . Need. . . . 500000000000000000000000000 pounds of asprin . . .

Alina: Don't worry ^^

Crystal: Oh yeah. . . You guys will be here to help me ^^ Thanks!!

All: O.O

FMF: -_- You just HAD to open your big mouth, Alina. . .

Alina: :

Crystal: Bye guys. . .

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Crystal: K, that was not really that funnE

Emerald: It sucked.

Crystal: : I just had to use this chappie as an Intro into:

*drum roll*

Crystal: CHIBI LAND! It's a good idea I had 4 this fic, which will be introduced next chappie ^__^ Along with lil bios of the chibis ^__^ AND, this chapter, I don't think, SUCKED, I think it just wasn't FUNNY *glares at Emerald*

Emerald: Till then, please review,

Crystal: You KNOW you want to. . .

Emerald: *rolls eyes* Neways, till l8r:

CU