New and Improved Dragonball Fucked Up!

By: Sassy the Hyper Freak

Disclaimer: ARGH! I hate these! All they do is lower my self esteem!! NO!!!!!! I DON'T FUCKING OWN DRAGONBALL!!! AND I NEVER WILL!!!!!!! Oh, and Thanks alot, Matt for raping and killing my mouse!! ..........................you bitch.......................:(

~* Before you read my insane writing, I'd like to dedicate this chapter to "Nezumi" my stuffed animal mouse, which I won at a Machine Game, he wasn't even a month old until my bitch of friend "Matt" who declared his haterd of mice, stuck Nezumi in his pants did sexual things to him then ripped his head off, and then threw him in my fish tank. This all happaned as I was writting this chapter, So I dedicate it too him! Good bye Nezumi, Whenever I hear Matt moan in plessure when he humps my desk I'll think of you. Whenever I hear the tearing of fabric I'll think of you. Whenever I have to get my dead fish out of the fish tank cause it's rotting corpse is stuck in the filiter, I'll think of you....*~





Chapter 1: Being a Psycho Hyper Freak is better then a MouseRaping Bitch! (I know I know.....I hold major grudes.....)

"Once a speedofucker, always a speedofucker, I always say! I tell you those fishlickin' sons of bitches don't know the meaning of the words lotion sex!" slurred Vegeta drunk, as a very drunk person. "Yeah, I tell yeah if I had a cow ugly as that guy whore, I'd shave it's ass and tell it to walk backwards!" yelled Goku drunk as a Clownkisser. (Remember he IS a Clownkisser!) "OH MY GOD!" yelled Yamucha as he brusted through the bar doors with his hands down his pants. "My dick is gonna explode........UHHHHHH!!!" "Why?" asked Goku. "Is there too much cum in your cock?"

"NO!" grunted Yamucha "It's filled with....with CHEESE!!!!!!" "Oh....Why Cheese, should it be filled with cum!?" asked Goku. "His mom probley sucked it all out of him when he was 3!" yelled Vegeta. The whole bar broke into laughter as they watched Yamucha's pants grow bigger. "OH GOD!" he screamed "Why!?!? Why did I eat all those Leggo Walffles, Why didn't I just let go, let go of my butt ugly eggo filled with penis enlargement medicine!!??" (Umm...Leggo Walffles coopration please don't sue me, Your walffles arn't butt ugly there very sexy.) But Yamucha's pants just grew and bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger and then.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................(Sassy: I'm just building up the suspense here folks, you know what's gonna happan anyway.)........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

YAMUCHA TURNED INTO A GAINT MEATBALL!!!!! (Sassy: Ha! Bet, you didn't see that coming huh?) "Ooo, Need meat!" as some of the drunk bar files as the jumped off the stools and stalked evily toward the new improved and meaty balley Yamucha. "....meat....." they moaned. Then there hair, flesh and clothes rotted away as they turned into MEAT ZOMBIES!! (Don't worry there pants stayed on.) "NOOOOOOOooooooo" cired Meaty Yamucha as they poucned and ripped his flesh apart. "Awww Crap!" screamed Vegeta as he watched the meat zombies rip aprt Yamucha. "Those bastards got a floatie in my beer." he whined as more yamucha chunks continued to fly threw the air.

OH MY GOD! I just heard on the TNN network for Men was gonna start playing UNCUT episodes of Ren and Stimpy!! I don't know about you but I loved that show!! In honor of the show being back on the air I'm gonna sing the "Happy Happy Joy Joy!" Song! "I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs!!" I love that line! When my dad saw the music video to it he was all......"WHAT THE FUCK!? THERE SMACKING THEIR ASSES TOGETHER!!!!"

Ok, this is off subject......more DBZ shit.........

Trunks: Mommy Mommy! When is the pool gonna be ready?

Bulma: Shut up son, and keep pissing!!

Goten: Mommy Mommy! Can I have a bike fer my birthday?

Chi Chi: Shut up son, you already have a wheelchair!

Trunks: Daddy Daddy! What's oral sex?

Vegeta: Shut up son, and keep sucking!

Gohan: Daddy Daddy! Why is mommy running!?

Goku: Shut up son, and give me a bigger gun!

Now these are TRUE hallmark moments.......Merry Family Day, God bless us everyone!

I'm sooooooo sorry I haven't updated but come on....I HAVE A LIFE! Oh I might join the high skool track team, so there won't be that much updating.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! I'm such a bitch.......I'm kidding but I'm not promising anything sooooooooo.........you might wanna take up masterbaiting, just to keep your self busy and if you do it already, you might wanna do it more often......See yeah, I'm gonna go watch Invader ZiM!