Hello everyone ^^ Thnx for the reviews!!

BTW: I haven't been updating lately cuz our internet subscription wore out, so *sob* NO INTERNET! (And I went to my aunt's house, just got back 2day)

Also, I haven't seen the newest YGO episode (it was on the 19th of July) cuz my TV blacked out. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Ehem. So, if NE 1 saw it, please review and tell me what happened!! ^^ Thank you!!

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Mr. HB: HEEEEELLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOO EVERYONE! AND WELCOME TOOOOO:

Audience: THE BRAINLESS YUGIOH SHOW!

Crystal: *looking around* Is she here? Where is she. . .

Emerald: -_- What are you looking for, Crystal?

Crystal: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! SALLY IS BACK! THE GHOST----oh. Hi Emerald.

Emerald: -_-U Oh my god. . . .

Seto: Hmmmm. Anyone have any more fairy tales?

All: O.o

Seto: : FINE! I'll take that as a no.

Crystal: *whispers* Hey Emerald, you have a fairy tales book!

Emerald: Nooooo, I have a----

Crystal: Well let him look at it!

Emerald: But it's not a-----

Crystal: : LET HIM LOOK AT THE DAMN BOOK! Maybe then he'll shut up. . . .

Emerald: : ) Ok. . . *gives Seto a book* Here you go. : )

Seto: ^^ YAAAAAAAY!

Mokuba: Ummm, does it seem like my brother and I have switched personalities?

Crystal: Hmmm, yeah it does. But you don't like fairy tales, do you?

Mokuba: :P Of course not!

Emerald: LOOK! IT'S GOLDYLOCKS!

Seto & Mokuba: O.O WHERE? WHERE?

All: XD

Emerald: You don't like fairy tales, huh Mokuba?

DA: So. . . Bored. . .

Demina: Hey, you guys! Look what I found in one of the boxes!

Alina: What boxes?

Demina: The ones the chibis were in! It's our old pals!!! The fishes!!!

Joey: Mmmmmmmmmm. . . Fishes. . . . Hey, wait. Didn't I kill them?

Tea-Chicken-Fish: : YOU ALMOST KILLED US YOU S.O.B!

*fishies now are bright red*

Tristan-Rat-Fish: Like, dude, that was like SO un-radical! :

Joey: : HEY! IT'S NOT MY FAULT!

Emerald: -_- I thought we had gotten rid of those things. . . .

Tea-Chicken-Fish: : WE ARE NOT "THINGS"!

Emerald: *sigh* I'm going to the torture chamber. . . *disappears*

Demina: Hey, do you guys think that the fishes would like to see the torture chamber. . .again? : )

Tea-Chicken-Fish: O.O OH GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Tristan-Rat-Fish: Like, sure?

Kimmi: ^________________^ TRIIIIIIIIIIIIISTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!

Tristan-Rat-Fish: Ummm, like, hi?

Kimmi: : CRYSTAL! Change Tristan back this INSTANT!

Crystal: I can't do that.

Kimmi: : AAAAAAARGGGGGG! WHY NOT??

Crystal: Cuz Emerald cast the spell, so only she can reverse it.

Kimmi: DAMN THE MAGIC RULES!

Crystal: Yeah, it sucks.

Katy: *whispers* You can change him back, though, right?

Crystal: *whispers* Yeah, but I don't want to.

Katy: ^^; That's what I thought.

Kathy: Hiiya Katy! ^^ Ummmm, wanna talk about the Bakuras?

Katy: : LIKE I'VE FORGOTTEN WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST CHAPTER?? DIE! *starts poking Kathy with toothpicks*

Kathy: OOW! Hey---OOOOOOOOCH! Stop--OWWWWWWWWWW!

Katy: : )

Bakura: : *To Yami B* And I haven't forgotten about YOU either

Yami B: *scraping up dog sh** * : I am being forced to do random chores around the studio since I didn't have enough money to pay Crystal for trying to send you to the S.R. SO F**K OFF!

Bakura: Right. . I'll leave, then ^^;

Katy: *stops poking Kathy* BWA HAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! YAMI BAKURA IS PICKING UP DOG CRAP!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

All: *laugh at Yami B*

Yami B: : ENOUGH! ALL OF YOU SHUT UP, OR I WILL SEND YOU ALL TO THE SHADOW REALM!

Crystal: : YAMI BAKURA! KEEP YOUR DAMN MOUTH SHUT! That'll be $800.00 for each person you just threatened!

Yami B: .: DIE KATY DIE! *chasing Katy w/ pitchfork*

Crystal: Where ARE we getting all these pitchforks?

Yami: No idea.

Serenity2: *to Lina* How did dog crap get on the stage?

Evangelic: *whispers* Hey, Demina, you take the chicken-fish, and I'll take the rat-fish.

Demina: *evil grin* Torture chamber?

Evangelic: *evil grin* Torture chamber.

*Evangelic, Velion, Demina & DA go to da Torture chamber (w/ the fishes of course)*

Nick: Hey, Mai? You like make-up, right?

Mai: Yeeeees. . .

Nick: ^^ Perfect! Then, you'll go out with me?

Mai: What?

Blitz: -_-U I don't believe this.

Yugi: Hey! WHERE'S MY DARK MAGICIAN?????

All: O.O

Yugi: T.T My. . .Dark Magician was. . Tied up outside. .

All: -_-U

Yugi: And. . . WAAAAAAAAAAH! HE RAN AWAY!!!!!!!

Alina: T.T I'll help you find him, Yugi!

Yugi: Thanks!

Alina: And. . Alexia will help, too!

Alexia: I will?

Alina: *glare* YES, you will!

Alexia: *shrug* Nothing better to do.

Brighten: So, guys, what's up?

Mr. HB: O.O HOW DID YOU GET HERE??? YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DIE WHEN YOU WEREN'T IN THE BASEMENT!

Brighten: : SO THAT WAS YOU! Well, if you will recall Emerald's spell it said, and I quote, "ABRA COME-BACK-ERO-WITHOUT-CHIBI-O!" That says nothing about not coming back without me, Spink or Sprite! :P

Mr. HB, Teddy Bears: .: CRYSTAL! HOW COULD YOU MAKE HIM DO THIS???

Crystal: Oh, that was Emerald's idea. ^^

Kathy: EMERALD! :

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Emerald: Did someone say my name?

Demina: No.

Velion: You're so self-centered.

Emerald: :

Tea-Chicken-Fish: DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL! YOU WILL ALL DIE HORRIBLY FOR DOING THIS!

DA: XD Aren't they PRECIOUS??

All: XD

Evangelic: Whadya say we go show everyone else?

Voice: Hold on. *in doorway* My comrades and I have a. . .proposition for you.

Emerald: Such as?

Voice: We want you to . . . Get rid of some people.

Voice 2: They're 2 squirrels and a penguin, actually, not people.

Voice: SHUT UP TEDDY BEAR 1!

Emerald: -_-U Mr. HinglebobMoospit?

Mr. HB: : FOR THE HUNDREDTH TIME: IT'S HINGLEBOBBERDOOSCHMITRINGLETINGLETINKYDOOBER!

Teddy Bear2: -_-U Thanks for blowing our cover.

DA: In any case, we torture, we don't KILL :

Mr. HB: PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE? We hate those Casanova wannabes! Can't you just lock them up in your hell chamber or something??

Demina: Hmmmm. *whispers to others*

Emerald: *evil grin* Ok. We'll do it. But first, you guys wanna help us show the rest of the cast the fishes?

Mr. HB: *looks at fishes* XD

Teddy Bears: XD

Evangelic: ^^ I know. Same reaction we had.

Velion: Just used some of Mai's make-up, a little fabric, and WALA! XD

Mr. HB: We'll help you. *pick up Tea-Chicken-Fish*

Tea-Chicken-Fish: *bites Mr. HB*

Mr. HB: O.O OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW! : DAMN FISH!

Emerald: ^^; That's why we need your help. They seem to have very sharp teeth. . .

Tristan-Rat-Fish: Like, dudes and dudettes? There's like NO FRICKIN WAY IN HELL THAT I'M GOING ON STAGE LOOKING LIKE THIS! :

Velion: Well, if I were you, : I'D SHUT THE HELL UP!

Tristan-Rat-Fish: : WHY DON'T YOU?

Emerald: -_-U This is gonna take a while.

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Seto: O.O *sucking his thumb*

Crystal: ???? Seto? What's wrong? Not that I mind seeing you like this, but what happened?

Seto: Book. . . .scaaaaaaaaaaaaary book. . .

Crystal: *sigh* *looks at book* O.O EEEEEEEEEEEEEMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALD!

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Emerald: Ok, this time I swear I heard someone say my name.

Velion: *to Mr. HB* Isn't she self-centered?

Mr. HB: *nods*

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TMF: *huggles Joey*

Kimmi & Gemini: *confront TMF*

Kimmi: : OK, tell us how you got all of those Joey replicas.

TMF: NO :P

Gemini: : ) You wouldn't want anything to happen to Joey, would you?

TMF: O.O You wouldn't.

Kimmi: Oh, we would! : ) Gemini, bring out the weapon!

Gemini: *brings out scissors*

Kimmi: Unless you tell us your secret. . . . We will be forced to CUT JOEY'S HAIR!

TMF: O.O You're pure EVIL!

Joey: O.O My hair. . . TELL THEM!

TMF: : NO!

Gemini, Kimmi, Joey: YES!

TMF: *gives Joey a helmet* Put this on! If they try to take it off, they get shocked!

Joey: *puts on helmet* Thanks! ^^ But. . . Where'd ya get it?

TMF: From the catalog-order thingy. It came free with a purchase of over $1000.00 ^^

Gemini: : You may have been able to defeat us this time, TMF, BUT WE'LL BE BACK!

TMF: :P

Crystal: Hey, Yami! Ya know what's good?

Yami: -_- What?

Crystal: PIXIE STIX!!!

Yami: -_-U I thought so. *takes out megaphone* ATTENTION EVERYONE! CRYSTAL HAS GOTTEN AHOLD OF PIXIE STIX! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! And would the owner of the pink convertible please move your car? You're parking in a No-Parking zone.

Mai: Ooops! That's my car! Gotta go! *Runs outside*

Joey: HEY! We can get outside?? THEN WHY ARE WE STAYING IN HERE??? *tries to take off helmet, but gets shocked* OOOOOOOOOOOOW!

TMF: O.O Oh noooooo! Here are some bandaids!! *gives Joey 100 boxes of bandaids* Where does it hurt??

Joey: : TMF! Now I can't touch the helmet either without getting shocked!

TMF: T.T Pooooooooooooooooooor Joey!!!!

Yugi: DARK MAGICIAN! DARK MAGICIAN! COME BACK HOME!

Alina: DARK MAGICIAN? DARK MAGICIAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Alexia: There is no way I am going around calling for a duel monsters card.

Yugi: T.T WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Alina: *glares at Alexia*

Alexia: *sigh* Fine. DARK MAGICIAN?? DARK MAGICIAN?

Crystal: Awwww. The sugar wore off!

Yami: *into Megaphone* ATTENTION EVERYONE! THE SUGAR HAS NOW WORN OFF!

All: ???

Yami: -_-U Why doesn't anyone listen to me?

Crystal: I dunno ^^

Emerald: AH HEM! Everyone, I would like to show you, Mr. & Mrs. FISHY!

*Fishes come onstage. Tristan-Rat-Fish is wearing a tye-dye suit, and Tea- Chicken-Fish is wearing a fluffy pink dress. . . With roses on it!! XD And in case you can't picture that, think of a goldfish/rat creature in a tye dye suit, and a chicken/goldfish creature in a fluffy pink rosy dress!!*

All: XD XD XD

Tea-Chicken-Fish: : DAMN YOU ALL! SHUT THE HELL UP! THEY MADE US DO THIS! I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE ON YOU ALL!

Tristan-Rat-fish: : Like, dudes and dudettes? SHUT THE F**K UP!

All: XD

Velion: XD And. . . They have some other good news! DA?

DA: XD They will. . . . Be. . . . .GETTING MARRIED!

All: XD BWAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAA!

Kimmi: T.T I knew it! He was having an affair!

Tristan replica: What??? I'm right here! Oh, yeah, JUUUUUUUUUST cuz I'm a replica.

Kimmi: T.T *huggles Tristan replica*

Crystal: : EMERALD! Do you know what kind of book Seto was looking at? *whispers* When he comes out of that state, he could have . . . IDEAS!

Emerald: *sigh* Well, I TOLD you it wasn't a fairy tales book. It's an EVIL fairy tales book ^^ And you know how those work ^^ Hee hee.

Crystal: : So you're telling me, Seto got dragged into the book and had to run away from a horrible, ugly, scary creature?

Emerald: Yepp ^^ Tea was in there ^^

Crystal: ^^ Funny!!!

Demina: *whispers to Torture Crew*

DA: *nods*

Evangelic: Hey, Brighten, Spink, Sprite? Can I talk to you guys?

BSS: *go over by Torture Crew*

Emerald: ^^ Dontcha just love our new name? Torture crew!!

Velion: : FOCUS!

Emerald: Oh. Right. *uses magic wand to make Torture Crew, BSS all go bye- bye*

Mr. HB: : ) MWA HA HAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

All: O.O

Mr. HB: I mean. . . that ends our show ^^;

Crystal: ^^ Bye everyone!!

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Hee hee. I like this chappie, cuz Seto got pulled into a torture book, with Tea inside!! XD

Ehem. Sorry.

^^ Well,

CU