I OWN YUGIOH!! GO MEEEEEEEEEEE! ^^

Person: *whispers* No. . . that's not the line.

Oh really? *checks script* Oh. Never mind. I DO NOT OWN YUGIOH! ^_~

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Mr. HB: Hello everyone ^^

Audience: AND WELCOME TO: THE BRAINLESS YUGIOH SHOW!!!

Crystal: When did the audience get so smart? They can say more than "The Brainless Yugioh Show" O.O Do you think they're plotting against us?

Emerald: -_-U I doubt it.

Crystal: O.O I'd better set up a safe house thingy in the cellar. . . With food and--

Joey: FOOD??!! ^^

TMF: WHAT?! You want food, Joey?

Joey: ^^ Sure

TMF: *gets 1 million bags of potato chips* There you go ^^

Joey: *mouth watering*

Kimmi: So, Tristan. . . One. . . . T.T Only 1 Tristan! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Gemini: : How do ya think I feel??? I only have 1 Duke! T.T

Alexia: Oh, will you SHUT UP ALREADY???

Kimmi & Gemini: : NO!

Alexia: Jeez. . . All right, then. . . . *walks away* : P Mean people. . .

Katy: *huggles Ryou* Good thing we got you out of that pink dress, huh? ^^

Bakura: *slowly* Never. Mention. That. EVER AGAIN.

Katy: ^^ Ok

Kathy: : EMERALD!

Emerald: What?

Kathy: HOW DARE YOU MAKE YAMI BAKURA----

Emerald: ^^ Cuz it's funny ^^

Kathy: :

Emerald: Fine, then. I'll let him quit. . . but he'll have to get a part- time job. . .

Kathy: Yay!! ^^ I'll help him earn the money, too ^^

Yami B: You mean I'm done scraping up dog sh**??? THANK RA!!

Emerald: *evil grin* Yes, but NOW you must work at. . . . MCDONALDS! MWA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Yami B: McDonalds??? What the hell is that?

Emerald: -_-U You tomb robbers REALLY need to get out more. . .

Kathy: A McDonalds? Greeeeeeeeeat. . . -_-U

Yami B: Well, at least you can help me, Kathy. Then I can get the money paid off quicker ^^

Kathy: Anything for you *hearts in eyes*

Crystal: O.O They're plotting against us. . . Must get bombs to KILL THEM!

Torture Crew: WHO SAID KILL??

Emerald: Oh. It's just Crystal. She thinks that the audience is planning a conspiracy against us.

Torture Crew: XD

Velion: She's so stupid.

Emerald: -_-U I know. . .

Alina: Hey, Yugi? Do you think that the audience IS plotting against us?

Yugi: Hmm. *thinks about it* Nah.

Alina: ^^ *huggles Yugi*

Nick: : ) AHA! At last, I have come up with a foolproof plan of how to get Mai to like me!

Blitz: -_-U This can't be good.

Nick: *holds up a bottle* In this bottle, holds the secret of true love!

Blitz: Umm, Nick? That's a bottle of coke. -_-U

Nick: : Well, gee, thanks for being supportive of my idea!

Blitz: 'Welcome. *walks away*

Nick: HEY! I MEANT THAT SARCASTICALLY!

Seto: O.O Book. . . Scary. . . Tea. . .EVERYWHERE! T.T

Serenity2: Ohhh, poor Seto! What's wrong??

Seto: The. . . Book. . .*points to Scary Fairy Tales book*

Serenity2: What, this? *picks up book* It's just a fairy tales book. *opens it*

Seto & Serenity2 get sucked into the book

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Serenity2: O.O Where are we?????

Seto: O.O THE BOOOOOOOOOOOK! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Lina: Hey, Mokuba? Have you seen my hikari and your brother?

Mokuba: No. *sigh*

Lina: What's wrong?

Mokuba: T.T I RAN OUT OF SUGAAAAAAAAAAAR! T.T

Lina: -_-U How sad.

Crystal: *in army uniform* HAH! They think they'll get us, but we'll get THEM! MWA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAA!

Mr. HB: : Hello. . . Brighten.

Brighten: : Hello. . . Mr. Hinglebobber.

Mr. HB: So. . .nice weather we're having. . .

Brighten: Yes. Very nice. . . Very nice indeed. . .

Mr. HB: : THAT'S IT! I'LL FIGHT YOU TO THE DEATH!

Brighten: YOU'RE ON!

All: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

Evangelic: Hey, since the announcers are fighting, how about the security people fight, too?

Teddy Bears: You dare to challenge us. . squirrels?

Spink & Sprite: Bring it!

***FIGHTING***

Emerald: I'VE GOT $50.00 ON MR. HINGLEPOOPER!

DA: *to Emerald* $100.00 on the squirrels!

Kathy: HEY! Yami Bakura! This is how you can win your money!! Just bet on someone and if you win, you don't have to work at McDonalds!!

Yami B: Good idea! *to Emerald* Ummm, $100,000 please?

Emerald: On who?

Yami B: Ummm. . . The squirrels?

Emerald: Ok ^^

Crystal: They're all against us. . . ALL OF THEM!

Alexia: Well, I guess that ends the show. . . . GO BRIGHTEN!

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Who will win the fights? Will Nick's coke attempt work to win over Mai? And IS the audience planning a conspiracy against Crystal? Also, (Hee hee) Will Yami B win the bet? Or will he hafta work at McDonalds?

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I need reviews!!! Please review to lemme know who should win the fights. Or I'll just choose ^^ That works, too.

CU