Chapter Two

Finally after waiting for what seems like forever Legolas silently slips out of his sleeping pack and makes his way to Frodo. Ah yes, the innocent little hobbit was sleeping peacefully, Could it be that he slipped some "special" herbs into his tea, No of course not! Legolas creped up to Frodo, and nudged him, He did not wake. Legolas shrugged and kicked Frodo. Still Frodo did not wake. Legolas shrugged once again and kicked Frodo with as much power as he could, Yet Frodo did not wake. "Yep he's out." Said Legolas as he shrugged once again. He bent over the lifeless body and rolled him over on his front. "Now were does he keep that stupid ring of his? That thing has got be worth a fortune! And I have got to find a way to pay off my gambling debt." He said as began to unbutton numerous buttons searching for the ring.

Legolas had made such a racket that Gandolf woke and looked over in his direction. "Legolas Greenleaf stop raping Frodo, or do it more quietly if you must!" Snapped the old wizard.

Legolas looked blankly at the old man, then went about his business, yet more quietly this time. Finally he found it, the small shiny golden ring, he pulled it out and examined it. "Why on earth would this stupid hobbit bring something of such value on this trip. Stupid hobbit. Wait a sec, why am I on this stupid trip, what is so dangerous about this journey? Maybe I should have been paying more attention to that one old guy at the meeting instead of listening to see who had won the eagle races in New Mountain." He said to him self. "Oh well." He played with the ring for a bit and then he slipped it on his finger.

A few seconds later he reappears picking the pockets of Aragorn. "I have all the power of the world right here in my hands! Its all right here! I shall have power to hide from my enemy, But there shall be no need to hide! For I shall conquer all of my enemies and smash them into tiny little bits! MWA HA HA HA!" Laughed the evil elf. He held the ring up to the sky laughing evilly and he seemed to grow in height and his eyes turned from sky blue, the fire red. His Beautiful bond hair had strikes of Blood red running though it. He was all-powerful!

The next morning the members of the fellowship slowly began to awake one by one. Every one that is, except Legolas. He was no where to be found.

"Where is Legolas?" Asked Gimli

"Probably off shaking a tree some where." Replied Gandolf

"Why would he be off shaking a tree when he has me right here!" Gimli Protested.

"None the less we can not wait for him long, It is snowing in the mountains already." Replied Aragorn. "We must move on." "MY RING!" Screamed Frodo who is panicky searching the ground, his neck, and all of his pockets at the same time. "MY RING! THE RING IS GONE!!!!!!!" He wailed.

"Never trust a hobbit to do a mans job." Sighed Boromire who began to look among the snow. "Now Frodo, do you remember the last place you had it?" He asked

"Wait a second!" Exclaimed Aragorn. "There are tracks leading away from the camp site. They are going this way, We should follow them. Gimli come with me." Gimlie and Aragorn walked off into the wilderness together searching for the missing elf.

Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippen, And Gandolf stayed behind at the camp site. "I have lost the ring, I am a failure! I have failed all the races!"

"Ah, now, that's not true, you're not a failure Frodo, Gandolf tell him he isn't a Failure." Sam said as he hugged Frodo trying to comfort him.

"Why should I do that? He is a failure. I should have never trusted him with the ring!" Stated Gandolf.

Sam looked at Gandolf confused. "Remind me never to go talk to him when I am having self-esteem issues." Muttered Sam.

About this time Aragorn and Gimli came running back. "We found him! We found him!" They yelled in accord!

"We have found Legolas. He has taken the ring. He has turned to evil!" Exclaimed Aragorn.

"Damn that was my idea." Stated Boromire. Every one sort of just looks at him like he's the weirdo in the bunch. "Any way, we should go after Legolas and kill him, then ripe each of his limbs off and after we get done disembodying him, we can poke his eye balls out. And when he eye balls are nothing more than a socket of mush we can stab him multiple times with out swords. Stab him like 500 times each. And then after that we can poke his.." He suddenly stops realizing that every one is steering at him like he is still the weirdo in the bunch. "Or maybe I should just go kill my self!" He says frustrated.

Every one in the fellowship looks at each other and nods that that would be a good idea. Boromire looks at them in disbelief. "Guess I know who my friends really are." He says and he runs and jumps of the edge of a cliff.

"Guess that will be the last we see of him." Said Pippin. "So how are we suppose to defeat Legolas? Aren't Elves immortal?" Every one looks at Gandolf.

"Well don't look at me! I'm just along for the ride!" He explains.

"I know how we can get to him! I know all his soft spots!" Announced Gimli

"He seems to be a fan of tea." Added Frodo, Every one just sort of looks at Frodo. "Apparently I am the weirdo in the group now." He adds. Several of the company nod their heads in agreement.

"So off we go to kill the Elf!" Yelled Aragorn waving his sword around in the air.

"Are you sure he's not an Orc now that he is evil?" Asked Merry.

"Well we are off to go kill Legolas." Stated Aragorn and with that the company set off in the direction that Legolas's foot prints lead off to.