A/N: Wah, I really like this story! It's so much fun to write, I hope it's as fun for you guys to read ^.^ I changed the title by the way. It's now called Simple Things and Lemon Drops. I think the title fits the story a bit better. I'll change the title in the first chapter when I feel like it ^.^

Title: Simple Things and Lemon Drops

Rating: Still PG-13 for language, crude humor, and abuse in one or two later chapters

Disclaimer: Well obviously…

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Simple Things and Lemon Drops

Chapter II

Ginny slowly turned back towards Draco, afraid of what she was going to see. Ginny screamed when she didn't see Draco, but herself. Draco stared in wide-eyed shock when he didn't see the Weasley girl. It was like he was looking in the mirror except for the fact that he would never scream like that.

The few students still happening to be wandering through the halls stopped to stare at Ginny Weasley and Draco Malfoy. To them, Draco Malfoy was screaming like a girl and Ginny was staring at him as if he were a ghost.

Draco looked down to see two lumps on his chest that were definitely NOT supposed to be there. He was in the Weasley girl's body! He smirked, noticing that the girl didn't have as flat a chest as he had thought.

"Quit looking at me you bloody pervert!" Ginny, in Draco's body, screeched.

"Shh!" Draco hissed, glaring at the students that were now staring at them. "You're making me look like an idiot! Come here." Draco grabbed Ginny, or rather himself, by the arm and dragged her into the boys' bathroom.

"I can't be in here!" Ginny whispered, blushing.

"I'm the one who's not exactly supposed to be in here right now!" Malfoy reminded her, indicating the body he was currently occupying. Then he paced restlessly up and down the length of the area in front of the bathroom stalls.

When a boy entered the bathroom and stopped short, gaping at Draco, who was Ginny, he glared at him. "What the hell are you looking at? Sod off."

The boy hurried out of the bathrooms, muttering something about female mood swings.

When Ginny got tired of watching herself pace, she took control.

"All right, here's the gist:" she said briskly, "I'm you and you're me-"

Malfoy snorted. "Now that that brilliant observation is out of the way, will you shut up and let me think?"

Though it was unnerving to see Draco's smirk on her face, she ignored his comment and continued. "And as far as I know, you didn't do anything to make this happen and I didn't either. We obviously didn't want this to happen and as of yet, we don't know how it happened. So, it looks like the only thing we can do right now is be each other and hope no one notices."

"So I have to be you until we figure out how to fix this?" Malfoy asked disgustedly.

"I don't like being you any more than you like being me but it seems we're rather stuck at the moment. So?"

"So what?" Malfoy asked, turning to the mirror over the sink and trying to make his/Ginny's hair lay flat.

"So teach me to be Draco Malfoy."

Draco glanced at her in the mirror. It unsettled Ginny to see herself staring back at her.

"First of all, don't slouch and don't you make me look bad or I swear you'll regret it. Now let's go to dinner. I'm hungry." Then he rearranged his robe over his newly acquired chest. "Damn this'll be hard to get used to…" he muttered.

Ginny laughed seeing his obvious discomfort. "Hopefully you won't have to get used to it before we find a way to fix it. Then she followed Draco (though it seemed to her like she was following herself) out of the bathrooms and back into the Entrance Hall.

"Ugh!" Ginny muttered disgustedly as she attempted to walk with the awkwardness of new parts added to her anatomy. 'Oh gross! I have Malfoy's body! Everything! Absolutely disgusting!' Ginny thought to herself. 'Nice body though…' she absently noted.

"This is a night mare…" Ginny sighed.

Once in the Great Hall where many of the other students were already seated, Ginny habitually walked over and sat at the Gryffindor table between her two friends, Colin Creevey and Natalie Holmes, completely forgetting that right now, she was Draco.

"Uhm…" Colin said uncertainly, glancing from Natalie to Ginny, who was actually Draco and looked absolutely furious. "Malfoy, we were kind of saving this seat for Ginny over there," Colin said, nodding his head to where Draco was standing.

Ginny glanced around to see everyone's eyes on her, all wondering what Draco Malfoy was doing sitting at the Gryffindor table.

"Oh, oops," Ginny said, laughing sheepishly. She heard Draco make an angry noise behind her. Then she was grabbed by the arm and dragged out of the Great Hall behind a furious Draco Malfoy, but to everyone else in the hall, Ginny Weasley was forcefully dragging an embarrassed looking Malfoy out of the hall.

In the stunned silence that followed this strange event, no one thought to look up at the staff table, but if anyone had, they would have seen Dumbledore smiling, his eyes twinkling in amusement as he popped a lemon drop in his mouth.

"What the hell do you think you were doing in there, Weasley?! Now they all think I'm some sort of bloody idiot! And why are you walking like that? You look like you have a lead pipe up your arse!"

It was true, she was walking rather stiffly. "Well-well…I'm not…you know…"

"What? Spit it out!" Malfoy barked.

Ginny looked down at her feet, a bright red color rising on her cheeks. She suddenly found the floor very interesting.

"What the hell is going on over there?" Harry asked Hermione as they stood across the hall from Draco and Ginny. They were waiting for Ron to come back down. He had forgotten a book he had to return to the library after dinner and had run back to the Common Room to get it.

To Harry and Hermione, Ginny was shouting angrily at an embarrassed looking Draco Malfoy. Stranger yet, Draco was looking down at the floor as a steady flush covered his cheeks.

Hermione blinked once she had followed Harry's gaze to see Ginny and Draco. "Well…I really have no idea. But it's odd isn't it? I'd say Malfoy was actually embarrassed. And he's embarrassed by something Ginny's telling him."

" 'Odd?' Are you kidding me?" Harry asked. "That just might be the biggest understatement of the year! Malfoy's embarrassed! And looking at the floor! Gods I wish I could hear what they're saying."

"Well? What is it?" Malfoy persisted.

"Fine! I'm not used to walking with, let alone even having…you know…" Ginny blurted hurriedly and then coughed, "certain-cough-equipment-cough."

Malfoy flushed slightly since it was his "equipment" she was talking about but continued virtually undeterred. "Well what about me? My pants feel damn near empty!"

"That's disgusting Malfoy!" Ginny said, her face only reddening more.

"You started it," Malfoy pointed out irritably.

"Well it wasn't necessary to continue it since I was only answering your question!"

"That still doesn't explain the making me look like an idiot part!" Malfoy reminded her.

"I'm sorry, I just forgot!" Ginny said, throwing her hands into the air.

"Start remembering because it's making me look bad!" Malfoy ordered.

"What about me? You better not make me look bad either!"

Malfoy snorted. "I think I'd only make you look better Weasley," he said, looking his body, which was actually Ginny's, up and down.

"Quit looking at me like that! And don't you dare make me into you, Malfoy!" Ginny warned.

"I want my reputation in one piece when we fix this bloody problem so make sure it stays intact!"

"Fine!"

"Fine!"

Harry and Hermione heard Draco and Ginny both shout "Fine!" and turn away from each other before stomping away in opposite directions, Draco Malfoy still rather red with embarrassment but Ginny now looked a bit embarrassed as well.

"Is Draco Malfoy still…blushing?" Hermione asked Harry.

"With embarrassment?" Harry added.

"I'd say he was if I didn't know any better!"

"And it was Ginny who made him embarrassed. Weird…What I wouldn't have given to hear what Ginny said to make Malfoy blush as red as a tomato," Harry said, shaking his head ruefully. "Well one thing's for sure. We are not telling Ron that Ginny's somehow embarrassing Malfoy. I don't even want to begin to guess how."

Half an hour later, Ginny entered the Gryffindor Common Room and any conversation that had been taking place before she entered almost immediately died down to a stunned silence. She was strongly reminded of a Muggle saying that was something along the lines of "the silence before the storm." Ginny was just about to ask what was wrong with everyone when suddenly the room grew uproariously loud.

"Ahhh!"

"Get out of here you filthy Slytherin!"

"Ahhh!"

"Slytherin scum!"

"Ahhh!"

"How do you know that password?"

"Ahhh!"

"Don't make us hex you!"

"Ahhh!"

"Quit screaming like a girl, Weller!"

"Ahh-Oh, sorry…"

"Oh bloody hell…" Ginny muttered, remembering that she was Malfoy. "I'm so sorry! This is all just a big misunderstanding!"

"GET OU-"

Then all shouting subsided as the room lapsed into a shocked hush.

"What's wrong this time?" Ginny asked exasperatedly.

"Malfoy…you feeling all right?" Dean Thomas asked cautiously.

Ginny frowned. "Yes, why?"

"Y-you just apologized. And it sounded like you meant it too," Seamus Finnigan added.

"Oh…well I uh…" Ginny stuttered. She had to be Malfoy or he'd get revenge, she knew. Right now, Malfoy had her body and everyone thought he was her so he could wreak serious havoc if she did anything to soil his reputation. So she did the only "Malfoy" thing to do: she placed the trademark Malfoy smirk on her face and crossed her arms, glancing around the room indifferently. "So this is how the brown-nosing Gryffs have it, eh?" she drawled. "Just curious. Poor little first year Crabbe and Goyle bullied for the password was frightened into hysterics. Well, my curiosity is satisfied." Then Ginny turned to leave, calling over he shoulder as an afterthought, "Might want to take better security measures. Anyone strong enough can bully the password out of your 'oh-so-courageous' Gryffs."

In the shocked silence that followed Malfoy leaving the Common Room, Harry leaned over and whispered to Hermione, "Something weird is going on here."

Hermione nodded her agreement.

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A/N – Wah, love this fic, so much fun. Dumbledore is evil. Putting Draco and Ginny through such torture. But it is funny torture ^.^ I have such fun with the crude humor. Hehe…Draco and Ginny arguing about his equipment. Well there's only crude humor in the first maybe three or four chapters. After that, there probably won't be any more. So for all you people who don't like the crude humor, keep reading because it will cease as Ginny and Draco get a bit more accustomed to their rearranged anatomies. Now, read and review and tell me what ya think ^.~

Review Responses:

Goddess of Darkness: It is odd, isn't it? I love odd ^.^

Rachel: Me too! They're so much fun to write, I love it. And can you just imagine the insanity of Ginny and Draco switching places? Believe me, I include just about every bit of insanity that can possibly happen with Draco and Ginny switching bodies in this fic ^.^

 hEaRtBrOkEn: I think this is pretty soon, ne? It's sooner than I usually update but this fic is really fun so I'm working really hard on it ^.^

Dark-Angels: Yes, Dumbledore and his strange plans. But they do usually work ^.^ I think. Well, this one will ^.~