Character list:
Peter Pan
Lost boys: Smith, Tommy and others
Commentator
Wendy Darling
John Darling
Michael Darling
Stan and Ernie- knight Bus drivers from Harry Potter
Bob the Builder
Captain Hook
Smee
Pirates
Tiger Lily
Pirate ghost
Crocodile
Harry Potter
Indians

Scene 1

Peter Pan, the lost boys and the pirates are having a very competitive
football match. It's the final of the Neverland World Cup and the current
score is Lost boys: 6, Pirates: 4.

Peter: Will you get in front of the goal, Tommy.
Tommy: But then the ball will hit me.
Peter: That's the idea. You're the goalkeeper!
Commentator: Jordan's coming up with the ball. He dodges Smith and streaks
past Matt, the best players, except Peter of course. He's coming up to the
goal. Will he score? NO! It bounces of the post-straight back to him. Hang
on, what is he doing? I don't believe it. Yes folks Jordan has picked up
the ball and is planning to throw it into the goal. PETER CALL A FOUL! Here
he goes. And he misses again. He's thrown it far too high. As I speak the
ball is pelting down to London.
[The commentator looks down his binoculars.]
There it goes.
Peter: [angrily] Oh well done Jordan. I suppose I'm going to have to go and
get it now.
[Peter storms off. The lost boys follow, two of them carrying goal posts.]