One Week
Chapter 3: Drinking Games
Disclaimer: Harry Potter isn't mine, and I didn't invent the game in this chapter. Wonder who did…genius!
A/N: The current drinking age in England is 18, and they're all from the same area in England. I think the age is probably the same, because the drinking age rose, not fell, in America. Thanks to my reviewers. Full blown thanks at the bottom. And the Ataris are the best band ever. That doesn't have anything to do with the story, but I love them. UNDERAGE DRINKING IS BAD. I DO NOT CONDONE IT. Knuts is like quarters. Um…this chapter is 'risqué' to say the least. This chapter is DISGUSTINGLY SHORT, but that was an awesome place to stop.
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The teens sat in the common room for a while, but conversation slowly began to dwindle, and then it came to a halt. They sat in silence for a few minutes when Remus said, "I'm bored."
Oh, no, Lily thought. She could remember clearly in her mind when Sirius said the very same phrase at the end of fifth year. She had felt bad for Snape then, though he didn't appreciate her pity. She still silently felt bad for him, with his greasy hair and the cruel pranks played on him, but she never told anyone. Except for Barnaby, her owl, she told him everything. Luckily, there was no Snape, or any other person, for that matter to prank, except for Dumbledore.
But, frighteningly, Sirius had the same mischievous grin on his face he had when playing a prank or cracking a joke. "I'll be right back," Sirius said, and darted up the stairs leading to the boys' dormitory. When he came back down, a glass bottle filled with liquid was in his hands. James read the label out loud. "`Ogden's Old Firetequila,' I thought he made whiskey."
"He branched out. The more you make, the more they buy, the more money you make," Remus reasoned.
"I can't believe your bringing alcohol into Hogwarts," Carrie said, looking scandalized.
"You don't know the half of it," James said, grinning.
"And I don't want to know," Carrie said. Sirius transfigured ashes from the fire into gray shot glasses.
"Are those safe?" Riana asked, eyeing them suspiciously.
"You forget it was I, yes I, that transfigured Snape into a broomstick for Madeline Kennilsworthy," Sirius said, looking haughty. Madeline Kennilsworthy was a disgusting, loud, stupid slob of Slytherin. Most considered her the female Goyle.
Everyone laughed, remembering the look on Snape's face when Sirius transformed him back and Madeline's butt was inches away from his nose.
"So, what's the game, Sirius? Knuts?" Remus asked.
"Not today, I'm afraid. Today is the day for 'I never,'" Sirius responded.
"How do you play that?" Riana asked.
"Everyone has a shot. Someone will say 'I never' did something. Everyone who has must take a shot," Lily explained.
"Oh, okay. Sounds fun. I'll go first," Riana said. "Pour the shots, Sirius."
"Six shots coming right up," he said.
"Better make it five," Carrie said. "I'm not playing.
"Oh, come on. Please?" Remus wheedled.
"No."
"It's not fun without you," Sirius tried.
"Fine." Carrie sat down around the table with the rest of them.
"Now," Riana said, "I never made out with Lucius Malfoy underneath the Quidditch stands."
Lily and Carrie both took a shot. "You too?" they said in surprise, looking at each other.
"You both made out with Malfoy?!" Remus yelled. "Lily, how could you?"
Lily shrugged. "If you were a girl, you'd know. My turn… I never whacked off."
Remus chocked on his own spit, Sirius's eyes bugged out, and James made an odd gagging sound. They all drank. Lily, Riana, and Carrie were in hysterics.
"Let a guy go now," James said. "I never had a fantasy, you know what kind, about a teacher."
They all drank on that one. "Mmm, Professor Mathers," Lily said thinking of the young Potions Professor.
"Zeta-Jones," was all that James could choke out.
Sirius went next. "I never had sex."
A cup was lifted to a pair of lips and brought back down, empty.
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