Prologue
Before I even begin this story of madness, I would like to thank everyone who has ever called me a psycho, nerd, geek, freak, weirdo, or demented person. They have all contributed to this story with their stupidity. Or in other words, thanks for nothin you FOOLS! Anyway, here's my story:
~*~
Can I start the story now?
Turtle: I am Turtle, Queen of Freaks, and I'm one of the narrating characters in these stories. Yes, I know the story says Queen of Insanity, but this story isn't exactly about me.
Monkey: It's about me!
Turtle: Are you sure?
Monkey: Yes.
Turtle: How do you know?
Monkey: Because I am Monkey, Queen of Insanity, and I decree that it is so!
Turtle: Are you sure you're not the Queen of Stuck-Up Snootiness?
Monkey: *throws fish tank* Shut up!
Turtle: *ducks* Can I just tell the story now?
Monkey: Well, fine! I'll just go bother someone else.
Turtle: In that case, I've got some of your stuff to sell. *starts to walk away*
Monkey: Oh no, you don't! *throws pelican*
Turtle: Where do you get that stuff that you throw?
Monkey: I don't know.
Turtle: If you try to eat it, you might get powers.
Monkey: But I've already got powers.
Turtle: But they're not supernatural.
Monkey: Good point. *tries to eat donut that has just appeared*
Turtle: Wait! You don't know where that's been!
Monkey: What's the worst place it could have been?
Turtle: Up an interior decorator's butt.
Monkey: *sticks out tongue while disposing of "chocolate" donut*
Turtle: Anyway, it all started with Monkey-Butt. . .
Monkey: *growls angrily*
Turtle: *shape-shifts into EVILL! and doom/ possessed/ demonic white rabbit*
Monkey: Show off. *pouts*
Turtle: At least I can show off, Monkey-Butt.
Monkey: *throws enraged leopard* DON'T CALL ME MONKEY-BUTT! MY NAME'S MONKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Turtle: *squeaks* OK.
Monkey: *smirks*
Before I even begin this story of madness, I would like to thank everyone who has ever called me a psycho, nerd, geek, freak, weirdo, or demented person. They have all contributed to this story with their stupidity. Or in other words, thanks for nothin you FOOLS! Anyway, here's my story:
~*~
Can I start the story now?
Turtle: I am Turtle, Queen of Freaks, and I'm one of the narrating characters in these stories. Yes, I know the story says Queen of Insanity, but this story isn't exactly about me.
Monkey: It's about me!
Turtle: Are you sure?
Monkey: Yes.
Turtle: How do you know?
Monkey: Because I am Monkey, Queen of Insanity, and I decree that it is so!
Turtle: Are you sure you're not the Queen of Stuck-Up Snootiness?
Monkey: *throws fish tank* Shut up!
Turtle: *ducks* Can I just tell the story now?
Monkey: Well, fine! I'll just go bother someone else.
Turtle: In that case, I've got some of your stuff to sell. *starts to walk away*
Monkey: Oh no, you don't! *throws pelican*
Turtle: Where do you get that stuff that you throw?
Monkey: I don't know.
Turtle: If you try to eat it, you might get powers.
Monkey: But I've already got powers.
Turtle: But they're not supernatural.
Monkey: Good point. *tries to eat donut that has just appeared*
Turtle: Wait! You don't know where that's been!
Monkey: What's the worst place it could have been?
Turtle: Up an interior decorator's butt.
Monkey: *sticks out tongue while disposing of "chocolate" donut*
Turtle: Anyway, it all started with Monkey-Butt. . .
Monkey: *growls angrily*
Turtle: *shape-shifts into EVILL! and doom/ possessed/ demonic white rabbit*
Monkey: Show off. *pouts*
Turtle: At least I can show off, Monkey-Butt.
Monkey: *throws enraged leopard* DON'T CALL ME MONKEY-BUTT! MY NAME'S MONKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Turtle: *squeaks* OK.
Monkey: *smirks*
