Back in real life

Turtle: So I took her to meet Horse, Queen of Common Sense, Paprika, Queen of Blondeness, and Giraffe, Queen of Street Sense.

Monkey: I didn't really like that blonde girl.

Turtle: Paprika can read this.

Monkey: Oh. Shutting up now.

Turtle: Anyway, we initiated Monkey into the Sisterhood of the Travelling Queens.

Monkey: Then I told them about how I got there. . .

Turtle: And we told her to get a traveling partner.

Monkey: Safety in numbers!

Turtle: So that's how Monkey became my traveling partner.

Monkey: *hugs Turtle*

Turtle: *punches Monkey in stomach*

Monkey: *doubles over and glares*

Turtle: *smirks*